... here on A&E.
If I said feline...
Bacon!
Cats?
Bacon!
Kitty, kitty, kitty?
Bacon, bacon, bacon!
Begging strips?
It's bacon!
No, it's Begging Strips, friends.
Talk so, no, it's not bacon.
Guess who?
Hello?
Hello, Mr. Storm?
The dreaded telemarketers.
Nuts, it's Strom.
Congratulations!
Telemarketers got your number?
Get the TeleZapper and soon those annoying calls will just about stop altogether.
The TeleZapper from Privacy Technologies at Radio Shack.
They try to be just like you.
So what part of you do you want them to become?
It's up to you.
So share something good with them.
Chiquita.
Perfect for life.
An A&E documentary special.
What's the attraction to these fuzzy, friendly little faces?
They're one of those species that we as people relate to.
Without the great apes, where are we?
The animal.
The jungle.
The mystery.
The famous.
The animal.
The jungle.
The mystery.
The fate of the great ape.
Gorillas.
March 10th at 8, 7 Central on A&E.
Ooh, scary.
Yeah, and I bet they didn't have that insurance back then.
What?
It gives your mommy money if she's sick and can't work.
What does?
Pay attention to what?
Half-lack.
Ask about it at work.
Half-lack.
May I serve you dessert, monsieur?
Yogurt?
Done in La Creme yogurt.
So good, even for dessert.
Creamy, oui?
Creamy, oui.
Very mild, oui?
Not, how you say?
Tart?
Mmm, it's luscious.
My parents are so weird.
You're home early.
Done in La Creme yogurt.
Ooh, la la creme.
You are watching Target Stars on Ice on A&E.
Form a moving tribute to America.
You are watching Target Stars on Ice here on A&E.
When I was in grade school, I went to a parochial school.
And we had to wear uniforms.
They didn't have uniforms large enough for me,
so my mom had to make my uniform.
I knew I was going to be heavy the rest of my life,
and so I just said, this is it, and I might as well just get used to it.
My whole life used to be eating, but now I live to do things.
Metabolife 356 is number one for a reason.
With moderate exercise and a sensible diet,
Metabolife can help you meet your weight management goals.
I've lost 107 pounds.
Metabolife, America's choice for weight loss.
Hey, you're not as clean as you think.
Count on Dial antibacterial protection to wash away dirt and germs on your whole body.
Aren't you glad you used Dial?
Ah, vacations.
They didn't always bring you peace, but at least you had peace of mind.
Your car, family, and the home you left behind were all protected by State Farm.
And now that you're older, we can offer you even more peace of mind
with State Farm's Deferred Annuities,
which offer you a choice of options and benefits,
like a guaranteed monthly retirement income
from a company recognized for financial strength.
So call your State Farm agent today.
Witness the grit and glory of some of the world's greatest Paralympians.
The Paralympics, an A&E special presentation, begins March 9th on A&E.
Imagine trying to fix a computer with a hammer.
Just a little whack should do it.
Today's computerized vehicles require specialized diagnostic equipment.
Christie's Garage has the equipment and certified technicians
to get your car fixed right the first time.
AAA approved in a TechNet Service Center.
Christie's Garage has been getting Yakima residents back on the road
for almost 50 years at a fair price, with the quality and honesty you deserve.
Christie's Garage, honest quality since 1954.
Every now and then in this hectic, fast-paced world,
it's nice to get on your dial-up Internet and slow the pace way down.
However, it seems like the slower you go, the further behind you get.
If you're ready to catch up, maybe you're ready for Charter Pipeline
High-Speed Internet Service.
Now that's fast.
Charter Pipeline, when you feel the need for speed.
Terris salute to the USA, coming up on A&E.
When Target stars on ice, here on A&E.
I ate Quaker oatmeal for 30 days.
They tell me it actually works to remove cholesterol from your body.
Pops it right out.
Helped lower my cholesterol score by 22 points.
Join the club.
Quaker oatmeal warms you heart and soul.
If I said feline.
Bacon!
Cats.
Bacon!
Kitty, kitty, kitty.
Bacon, bacon, bacon.
Bacon strips.
It's bacon!
No, it's bacon strips, Fran.
Talk so, no, it's not bacon.
With more power.
More style.
And as reliable as ever.
The totally transformed 2003 Toyota Corolla S.
It'll liberate the power of your imagination.
Isn't it time the writers, the producers, and of course Harry, told us their stories?
You'll see someone whose life is worth knowing about.
Biography, 15 years and counting.
Monday at 8, 7 Central on A&E.
So finally I just asked him, you know what he told me?
It's an infection.
An infection.
One that lives deep inside and under the nail.
He told me about Lamacil tablets.
It's a prescription medicine that treats it deep in there where the infection lives.
Not just on the surface.
Nails it from the inside out.
Hey, it's the number one prescription for this infection.
After three months of treatment I saw clear nails starting to grow.
Now my nails are looking good.
Lamacil isn't for people with liver or kidney problems.
Rarely serious side effects on the liver or serious skin reactions have occurred.
So your doctor may do blood tests.
Other side effects including headache, diarrhea, indigestion, and rash were generally mild.
Hey, you can't treat this yourself from the outside.
You gotta see the doctor and ask him if Lamacil tablets are right for you.
Lamacil tablets. Nail the infection from the inside out.
The news medley will continue right here on A&E.
The new 255 horsepower Infiniti i35 with the most powerful engine in its class.
Don't blink. More power.