["The Last of Us 2"]
Tonight, a Superstation premiere.
They thought he was dead.
They were dead wrong.
The patient has come out of a coma after seven years.
Now is the time.
He's back from the grave with a bone to pick.
Mind if I play?
Steven Seagal, Kelly LeBrock, the Superstation premiere.
Come get some.
Please!
Hard to kill.
8 Eastern tonight on the Superstation.
One is a crime-fighting mastermind.
The other is a drooling animal.
On March 2nd, the smartest dog
meets the dumbest human.
There's Satan's doll.
See, a pinkie collar?
I'm gonna be you.
Spot.
Run.
See Spot Run.
Ready PT.
Starts March 2nd at the theater near you.
I love it.
I want that. I have to have that.
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Get behind the wheel.
Sweet home, yeah.
Ain't that tough enough?
And turn it up.
Ain't that tough enough?
It's your going south.
The 35 greatest Southern rock hits of all time on two CDs and two cassettes.
Just hold on loose, hey.
But don't let it go.
Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the rising sun.
Go black water, go black water.
This 35 track collection is not sold in any store.
My honey, my baby.
Don't put my love on no shelf.
She said don't lay me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.
Going south, where the music is real, the house is rockin' and the Rebels rule.
B-b-b-b-b-b-fire.
And the ball's in my feet.
Just how you feel it, it's on the way.
Like the drum roll, fix it down.
I'm travelin' down the road, clubberin' with this action.
Goin' south has over two hours of pure Southern comfort.
All I want, all I'm never meant.
To get up on, hey me.
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Miracles and other love songs.
Someone's singin' about me again.
Order by credit card now and get a free Goin' South poster.
Where you goin'? Goin' south.
What's her name? Little girl.
To order, call the number on your screen.
Two CDs, $26.99.
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This March, the real competition begins.
Things can happen.
It's an inherently dangerous job we've got here.
Four branches, three fields of battle.
Two hours of combat with only one mission.
To prove who really is the best of the best.
A Superstation original special hosted by Howie Long.
War Games, Wednesday, March 28th, only on the Superstation.
This beautiful little girl is Maria.
She lives overseas with her family in this horrible slum.
Maria must walk these rocky, filthy streets barefoot.
Because her family is so poor, they can't even afford a pair of shoes.
Hello, I'm Walter Coppich for Children International.
Please, call the number on your screen now.
We'll send you this free, no obligation information kit
with a photo and family history of a little boy or girl who needs you.
You'll learn how you can give one special child overseas, like Maria,
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Then if you decide to become her sponsor, your monthly gift is only $15.
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That's 1-800-713-7722.
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Loaded with even more nacho cheese, Doritos will never be the same again.
Ow.
Do you know you might have dangerous drugs in your own medicine chest?
I'm Gail Cough.
Many commonly used diet aids, cough and cold medicines,
have recently been banned by the FDA due to the chemical ingredient PPA.
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Every week on the Superstation, there's a storm shaking the ground, pushing the limits.
Thunder last week.
Oh, there showed no love to ex-tag pal, Jindrak.
While Dustin and Paige felt the explosive rage of Steiner and the Chosen One,
then things turned ugly as Mysterio and Morris faced Guerrero and the Wall.
This Wednesday night on the Superstation, feel the thunder.
Thunder, Wednesday, 9 p.m. Eastern, only on the Superstation.
Hey!
What I like about you?
You keep me warm at night.
Never wanna let you go, no, you make me feel alright.
Yeah, so that's what I like about you.
That's what I like about you.
Hey!
That's what I like about you.
Hey, Coach, you just won the championship. What now?
Kmart Dollar Days, I need laundry detergent, I mean, look at these uniforms.
It's Kmart Dollar Days, and it's your chance to save on what your family needs most.
There are hundreds of items from one to ten dollars, plus great dollar day values throughout the store.
Kmart Dollar Days, easy to shop, easy to save.
Way to go, Coach. What do you need? Kmart Dollar Days and Saturday.
Are you ready to ask your doctor about Viagra?
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be.
Get ready.
Ask your doctor if a free sample of Viagra is right for you.
Well, I'm ready for you. I hope you're ready for me.
I can get more masking tape, more concrete, more plaster, more of these.
I need more tools, more lawn, more of this, more of that.
Maybe I can get three more feet.
I need a lot more tools.
When I go to Home Depot, I can save money, nuts, and I can get more stuff.
A lot more than I would have expected.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's why I go to Home Depot first.
The Home Depot, first in home improvement.
I can't stay here another minute.
Not what you need to hear. Then Super 8 is where you need to stay, as clean as can be, 1800 times over.
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Next, a Super Station premiere.
They thought he was dead. They were dead wrong.
Tell me it's not.
Stephen Seagal, Kelly LeBron, hard to kill. Coming up next on the Super Station.
It's time to separate the men from the boys.
And TBS Super Station is just the network to do it.
Why? Let's just say it's a guy thing.
TBS has more of what guys want to watch.
And we're not afraid to prove it.
Seven of Cable's top ten theatrical movies in 2000 were on the Super Station.
Including Cable's largest movie audience.
The most watched original movie of the year.
Cable's most watched new original series.
Award winning I Watch Wednesday.
America's most recognized movie brand.
More live action sports than TBS.
Including NASCAR. Now with critically acclaimed no breaks coverage.
Now you know why TBS Super Station is the most watched network on cable.
No wonder they call it the Super Station.
TBS, I love you.
TBS Super Station. It's a guy thing.
At TBS Super Station, it's time to separate the men from the boys.
Why can't I just have a normal boyfriend?
It's a guy thing.
I thought angels were cleaner.
TBS has more of what you want to watch.
Let's get down to business.
Very chagadain. I hate the virus.
There's all the games.
I love TBS.
How do you rate women so well?
I think of a man and I take away reasons and accountability.
Nine out of ten of the best movies on television are on TBS.
Is it possible to improve on perfection?
How did you get in here?
I crawled.
And coming soon to TBS, Cliphanger and Mr. Nice Guy.
Jackie.
Who is that guy anyway?
Why do they call it the Super Station?
Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?