So we decided to not let it in. We taped another show.
Only this time, we did it with absolutely no plan.
We didn't know what was going to happen at all.
We just strapped on some guitars, told some stories,
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What you're about to see is totally unrehearsed,
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So just sit back and enjoy the old dogs 2, Unplugged.
Well, it doesn't get to be a whole lot more fun than this right here for me.
I would have never, ever dreamed growing up in a little tiny town in Texas
I'd be sitting here with Bobby Bear, Waylon Jennings, Mel Tillis, and Jerry Reed
ready to play whatever came to our mind.
Hey, incredible. Where are you from in Texas?
I'm from a little town called DeLeon, Texas.
Hey, my brother was born in Gorman.
You're kidding me.
No, and we used to haul watermelon in there.
Oh yeah, I used to date a girl in Gorman.
Did you?
Let's not go there.
Not anymore. It's an ugly girl.
Yeah, that's the one I dated.
Well, I was born in Tampa, Florida, and why don't I have a guitar?
You're a little more in my mind, man.
I'm sure we can get you one.
I tell you what, you're too busy talking when we were playing tonight's guitar.
No, we're just going to shoot from the hip and play and say
whatever comes to our mind here for a while.
Boy.
And it's a dangerous thing, I understand, but I think we're worthy to the task.
I think we're ready.
Do you want to start us off with one, Bobby?
Well, I'll do one from the Old Dogs album.
This is...
It was our...
What year is it in?
This is a song called, She'd Rather Be Homeless.
It's in C.
Nobody plays it in C, little boy.
It was our 25th anniversary.
And I was watching the Super Bowl
when suddenly she started cursing me
till I almost dropped my remote control.
Then she said, that's that, and grabbed her hat
then headed out into the snow.
And that was almost two long years ago.
And I see her shuffling down the street
combat boots on her dainty feet
pushing her belongings
in a cart from the A&P.
I see her bumming cigarettes
on the sidewalk where she sits
Oh, she'd rather be homeless
than hear it all with me.
She'd rather be sleeping in some doorway
than lying in the lap of luxury.
And when that cold wind starts to blow
Lord, it hurts me so to know
she'd rather be homeless
than hear it all with me.
And the number to call is 1-877-OLD-DOGS.
I'm thinking pretty much all of us can remember that.
What a fun record. Thanks to Shell.
Shell Silverstein wrote all 21 songs on that.
And they're all songs...
He had about, what, 50 to choose from.
Oh yeah, he runs them all.
And they're all songs people our age can relate to.
Anybody over 40 or 50 years old.
I'm there. I'll be 41.
Oh, you're a child.
No, no, but I feel old. Does that count?
Yeah, you're in. You're in.
What makes you an old dog?
A very old dog.
That counts in dominos.
42, 48.
So do you guys all remember the first time you met each other?
I do.
Yeah?
I do.
Go down the line.
Alright. First time I met Waylon was in Phoenix, Arizona.
In 1963 or early 64.
And he was playing at JD's.
And I became an instant fan.
I thought he was the greatest thing that ever happened and still do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
First time I met Mel until this was in 1959, I believe.
At Cedarwood Music we came in town looking for some songs to record.
And Mel and I became friends.
See, when I start talking about him I stutter.
Isn't that weird?
Yeah.
It's catching.
And then I recorded...
You came in there with some guy from up in Cincinnati.
Harry Carlson, fraternity records.
Fraternity records.
Fraternity?
Fraternity records.
Fraternity records.
Oh, oh my God.
And then, don't get excited, Reed.
And then I was in California and recorded Detroit City.
Go back.
How far back?
Cincinnati.
And you cut a song called The All American Boy and they put somebody else's name on it and you went to the Army.
1958. Biggest rock and roll year of the year.
Oh, yes it was.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
They had his name, what was his name, the Parsons?
Bill Parsons.
A friend of mine.
Bill Parsons.
Good guy.
He put his name on it but it was him doing the singing and he was in the Army eating Army chow.
Making $300 a month.
No, they didn't pay that.
$200 a month?
No.
I got, when I was in the Air Force I only got $98 and they said they was overpaying me then.
You know, they pay by the word. I don't know if you knew that or not.
That's where I met Mel. That's where I met Mel and then I recorded Detroit City which he wrote along with Danny Dill and it became a major hit.
Why didn't you cut that Mel? Why didn't you cut Detroit City?
Well, it had a talking part in it.
A recitation.
That'll do it every time.
That's good.
And they didn't have enough tape.
So then I moved back to Nashville and Mel and I fished a lot together.
We went to Florida and me and Mel and Jeannie went down there fishing.
The first time I ever fished in Florida and Mel and I have been friends ever since.
And Jerry Reed has played on every hit I ever had.
When I first started recording for RCA and Chet Adkins Produce Me, I said get us some new great musicians and Jerry Reed was one of them.
Yeah, just move on.
Well, we're going to keep passing it around folks. We're going to go away for just a second.
Don't, don't even think about changing the channel. We're going to have a lot of fun. We'll be right back.
Coming up next, Jerry Reed performs a classic.
And I talked to it til' four.
And then I saw your nightie on the table by the phone.
So I've been sitting alone trying stuff on.
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Welcome back!
You know what would be fun to do right now?
Excuse me, I hate to interrupt, but we have a television show we're trying to do.
Oh, that ain't no big deal. What'd you say?
No, I thought it'd be fun to talk to... Is that Ralph Emory?
Yeah, Ralph Emory Jr. Jr. Yeah.
Talk to the folks in the crowd here. If anybody has a question, just come on down. Yes, sir?
I wanted to ask if any of you would be willing to share your most embarrassing moment?
Something you'd feel free to share on television, I guess.
I'll do it. Go, well, most embarrassing moment.
I was in Kansas City now.
And, uh, settle down. You ain't heard all of it yet.
No, I had, uh...
Well, I had just cleaned my life up and got drugs out of my life, but...
in the process, I'd gained about 25 pounds.
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And me and Willie's playing Kansas City, and all of a sudden, there were two girls
about the second row that told me that my zipper broke.
Now, that's what you worry about all the time is your zipper open, you know?
Yeah. Well... In fact, should we all just check?
Yeah. Yeah.
Everybody clear? Yeah, I checked and it was.
When Willie came out and asked me if I was trying to count to 11...
And...
And Jesse...
Jesse...
And...
And Jesse came in with some black tape and taped up my britches.
And Gary Scruggs was working for me, and I said, watch my fly.
If that thing comes home again, open again, let me know.
And he said, you have Scruggs playing guitar going.
Is that all you need?
That's good, yeah. That's the truth.
Thank you, Bob. Well, mine's about like his.
I had... When I first started recording in the early 60s, I was living in L.A.
And I had my first hit, but I didn't have much money, so I went down there on this
poor part of L.A. over on Melrose Avenue.
And I bought me what was in then, a real tight-legged shiny suit like we're all wearing on the
Dick Clark show. Yeah.
And it was nice and tight, and I was skinny.
And the first gig I did was in Detroit for Mark Avery, and it was a record hop.
And the stage was about as high as this, maybe a little higher, to the point where I had
to... When they introduced me, I would have to either jump and come on like Jerry Lee Lewis,
or I could walk slowly around.
But I opted to jump.
And what I didn't realize is this cheap suit that I bought was also cheap cloth.
Until when I jumped, there was a time period in there between the introduction and the
beginning of the record. I was going to lip sync.
Well, what you heard when I jumped was the whole seat of my pants.
Oh.
Sideways, not in the scene.
Sideways.
Oh.
It said, rip, real loud.
And everybody saw it and heard it, and there I was standing on stage with my bare bottom
hanging out.
Boxers or briefs?
You were going commando, were you?
Yes, sir.
And two or three of those little girls jumped up there and held it and put a safety pin in
it.
I'm embarrassed.
I wasn't going to tell you that part.
That must have been terribly painful for you.
It was.
My most embarrassing was... I went to a game, a football game down in Tampa, Florida.
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He had a radio and a little television.
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with us.
All of a sudden, boy, Aurora went up, and I thought that he was talking about me.
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And then the outcome, all the Buccaneers.
I stood around, boy, and I just eased back down.
That was embarrassing.
But, man, imagine that particular moment if your zipper had been down.
Insult injury.
You want to do a tune for us over there, Jerry?
Well, not really.
We want to hear his embarrassing.
I don't really want to hear it.
That's why I'm taking him to the tune.
No, let's have it.
Most embarrassing moment.
I've never had an embarrassing moment.
I find that pretty easy to believe.
My flight's been unzipped on the stage four or five different times, and all I ever see
is people out there with binoculars.
I don't guess I have enough to get embarrassed about.
I will.
Binoculars are better than a magnifying glass.
Won't you render us a tune?
You said somebody requested one for you?
Yeah, but I can't remember the words.
That's all right.
That's okay.
We don't need no words.
No.
This is called Trying Stuff On.
I dug out your photograph from our old dresser drawer.
I set it on the table, and I talked to it till four.
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Then I looked through your jewelry or your clip-on hoop earring, your lipstick and your
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Then I saw something else.
I felt all alone.
So I've been setting it on, trying stuff on.
Trying stuff on.
I'm trying stuff on.
Your high-heeled shoes and your dresser face you've found.
You left me with your memories and the wardrobe that you own.
So I've been setting it on, trying stuff on.
We're going to try each other's clothes on during the break.
We'll be right back.
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You don't think?
Uh-huh.
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We're back.
We were talking during the break about how much fun it is to talk to you folks.
We're actually having fun doing this.
Thank you for being willing to share yourself with us.
What's your name ma'am?
My name is Trenta Swann.
Trenta?
Trenta.
Trenta?
Yes.
You're the first Trenta I think I've ever met, Trenta.
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Good. Good.
My question to each of you is, of all your hits, which is your favorite?
Well you know I think probably...
It's just so hard to pick one.
It's almost impossible to pick one.
I'll just let you guys answer.
Well I have two favorites.
Of mine, one of them of course is the song Melrose Detroit City
because that's when I realized that I'd never have to get a real job again.
Isn't that a good moment?
And my second favorite is a project and an album that I did back in 75 with my kids
when they were little called Singing in the Kitchen, Banging on the Pots and Pans.
I was able to capture the kids when they were at that magic age and it was a wonderful thing.
It still is. I still do it every night.
How about you, Weller?
My favorite song that I ever recorded is Dreaming My Dreams.
What I like about that song, about that time when I recorded it, Jack Clements brought it to me.
And when I finished it that night, it was really weird because I did it one time
and we could never do it any better.
And I went out and there's an old boy that wrote it was in the studio.
And all I could think of to say to him is, you know I don't know you
but you gotta be a pretty good old boy to write a song like that.
It's the truth.
Well I've got a couple of them that I like a whole lot and one of them was written by Harlan Howard.
Life Turned Her That Way is one of my favorites.
And the other was written by a boy from Oklahoma, Tommy Collins.
It's called New Patches.
Well I guess I've got a couple of favorites too.
But I guess my favorite of all time was Guitar Man because I got to...
Number one, I come up with a guitar lick that Chet Akins couldn't play.
Not easy.
And you just aggravated me to death with that lick.
Let me tell you this, we had offices there in that old building, what the Capitol building?
Yeah, next to each other.
You remember that.
And our offices, we had a little office, we couldn't even afford an office actually
but he had one, I had one, and he drove me out of my mind.
I think that is the reason that I continue to stutter to this day with that lick.
Show him that lick.
I can't play it anymore.
You can't play it anymore.
I can't play it.
No, and it took me about 24 hours a day to learn to play it.
See, but it...
But I got the chance.
I know you drove her crazy with it too.
Oh, I have a lot more licks than that.
Okay, I get it.
Do we know any of these that we can play?
Can you rattle off Detroit City?
Oh, sure, Mal can help.
What gear is it in?
I wanna go home
I wanna go home
Oh, I wanna go home
Sing the first verse, man.
Last night I went to sleep in Detroit City
I dreamed about those cotton
Yeah, that's too high for me.
You got the wrong key for me.
I dreamed about my mother
Their old papa, sister, and brother
I'll do the recitation.
I dreamed about that girl
Who's been waiting for me
There's been waiting for so long
I wanna go home
I wanna go home
Oh, I wanna go home
Cause you know folks
I rode a long freight train
Way up north of Detroit City
And after all these years I've found
That I have just been away from my town
I think I'll take my previous pride
And put it on a southbound freight and ride
Go on home to the home folks
That's been away all along
Now I know why you didn't go to Cory
I wanna go home
I wanna go home
Oh, I wanna go home
Well, I want to do the liquor, Keith.
All right.
Go ahead.
Do it.
Wait a minute, Barry.
Who did the lick on the record?
Charlie McCoy.
I thought it was Charlie McCoy.
Charlie McCoy played it.
I was on the stage.
I think Boots Round Oak was tuning.
You know, that's the first time, Mel,
you and I have ever done that song together.
Yeah, but I don't sing it in that key.
You do now.
If I was you two, I wouldn't do it again, either.
I do that song in C.
In C?
In C.
Woo, C, C.
That's how I do it.
You're 400.
I wanna go home.
400 performances a year.
It seems good, Keith.
You should consider that.
Yeah.
That's a lazy man, Keith.
We'll keep considering all the various options available to us musically,
but we'll be right back, folks.
I will.
Coming up next, Wade and the
Next, Waylon Jennings sings
a brand new song.
That's feel it's right,
it's right, it's right, it's right.
I've got a song in C.
In C?
In C.
Woo, C, C.
That's how I do it.
You're 400.
I wanna go home.
400 performances a year.
It seems good, Keith.
You should consider that.
Yeah.
That's a lazy man, Keith.
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Welcome back
We've got a whole bunch of folks who want to ask a question
You've been waiting a long time, sir
What's your name?
Harry Williams from Hendersonville, Tennessee
Hello, Harry
That's my neighbor
Is it really?
That's my neighbor and my fishing buddy
This question don't count
This question don't count
It's rigged, I'm telling you
Is this one stacked?
He lives up here on Old Hickory Lake and the whole thing's rigged, I'm telling you
No, I'm going to give you an excellent opportunity
This is a personal question
I know that Bobby and Mal and Jerry are all avid fishermen
They, I think, would rather be fishing than most anything else
But I'm just curious, among you three
It's a two-part question
Among you three, who of you is the best small-mouthed fisherman?
And then I'd like to ask
Who is the best in the world?
Wait a minute, let me tell you the truth
He comes in a while ago and he hadn't seen Reed in a while
And Mel said, hey Reed, how you doing?
Reed said, I got a 16-pound bass
You know, I mean, he hadn't seen him in months
That's all he does
And it got bigger, the bass got bigger
They all grew
And the longer we talked, it got bigger
Well, he was with me
I was there with you
He lies and he swears to you
No, no, no
So which one is the best, really?
I mean, you all
I think I am
I'm the best
What are we talking about?
He goes the most is the best
Well, that brings
Your question brings up another interesting question
You were saying they'd rather fish
Than do just about anything else
At their age
Yeah, at their age
Wait, let me tell you
This is dangerous when you're with him
One time I was in a boat with him
And my wife had a little wigglet on her head
And there
A what?
A wigglet
Okay, that's a baby wig
That was my blonde-headed wife
She had a little wigglet
Anyway, we're in there and she liked the fish
And we're sitting around there fishing
And all of a sudden I hear this blood curdling scream
And the bear's looking back
And she's got her head like this
And I look around there and here comes this
This wigglet with a water dog on it
He said, you should feel lucky though
The guy that was with me last week
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I was going for a long cast
You did
I'm ready to walk down the room
Oh yeah, okay
Y'all want to hear one from Waylon Jennings?
How about that?
Yeah
Yeah, Bill Dawes walk
His picture was in all the papers
They said that a legend had passed
The late evening news did a special report
And he swore that his memory would last
They're playing his records all weekend
Praising the life that he led
Nashville is rough on the living
But she really speaks well of the dead
The wife that they interviewed cried
Is the same one that left him last fall
And the record promoter who called him a hero
Is the one who wouldn't answer his call
Up in there
The ladies they said over coffee
They bragged about sharing his bed
They didn't want to be around when he was living
Boy, I'm good
They really speak well of the dead
They had turned twenty seconds of silence
On the Opry on Saturday night
They're searching the bars and the basements
For some souvenir of his life
They're planning the book for September
Showing his plain country roots
They're selling the rights to the movie
And the Hall of Fame's getting his boots
At the funeral somebody recited a poem
That never did fit
And they told how he suffered and believed
Nashville is rough on the living
But she really speaks well of the dead
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What happens when country legends Waylon Jennings, Maltillus, Bobby Bear and Jerry Reed
Team up with amazing songwriter Shel Silverstein?
A classic country music moment
Meet the old dogs, they're irreverent
I ain't too old to cut the mustard
I'm just too tired to spread it around
Rowdy
Oh, if you'd have read my mind, you'd have slapped my face
Hysterical
Oh, man, trying to do a young man job
And their two-volume old dogs collection is taking older music fans by storm
I won't do it no more
I won't do it no more
No
Quit smoking but you're still gonna die
These songs are, in my opinion, really entertaining for people our age
Because that's what they're about
Lord, it hurts me so to know she'd rather be homeless
Than here at home with me
Allamoni, Allamoni
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Come back when you're younger
I wanna go become a rug
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That's building's rough on the living
This two-volume set makes a great gift item
But she really speaks well of the dead
Hell, this has left the building
Join in in all the music, fun and laughter
And all you got to love is me
Man, you get all four of us in the studio. What a ride!
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And disconnect my dialysis
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Well folks, these are your CDs, volumes one and two of old dogs
And again, it's 1-877-OLD-DOGS, not that hard
We think every home ought to have one
Every single home should have one
Especially if you're over 40
I know you want this music for folks your age
But I'm telling you, there's a bunch of young folks who are going to dig this too
This is fun music
It's a lot of fun
Applause
It's kind of like looking in the mirror
Oh yeah
He really believed that
He bought that, didn't he?
A girl's life just gets you by her record
Laughter
No, it's the name of the group, it's the name of the record and here's the name of the song
I love this too
We're old dogs
Well I did love that
But we can still bury a bone
Laughter
Who's got the first one?
Old dogs don't run too far
Old dogs don't chase no car
Old dogs don't jump and bark
But he can still bury a bone
Laughter
Now an old dog, he don't do much growling
An old dog, he just sits there scouting
Full moon, he don't do much howling
But he can still bury a bone
Laughter
Old dogs don't learn new tricks
Old dogs don't fetch many sticks
Old dogs don't waste his licks
But he can still bury a bone
Everybody
Old dogs, old dogs, old dogs, old dogs, old dogs, old dogs
But he can still bury a bone
Applause
Now which one of you would like to give me the deep hidden philosophical meaning in that particular song?
It's exactly what it sounds like
Okay, alright, just checking
We've got some folks in the audience I think that would love to talk to us
Yes ma'am, what's your name?
Deneen Benefield from Flowery Branch, Georgia
Where's that?
Flowery Branch, Georgia
Flowery Branch, is that near anything?
Near Atlanta, Georgia
Atlanta, okay
I just want to ask Jerry if the dog Fred in the movie Smokey and the Bandit was his dog or if it's just one he used and if he plans on having any more movies?
No, no, he wasn't my dog or I would have killed him
Laughter
Now you see, you see everybody, everybody loves Fred, see, but they ain't spent eight hours in Atlanta, Georgia in a hundred degree heat in the cab of a truck with a dog that peed on his kneecap about every three or four hours
But the truth is I loved old Fred, he was a great dog
And he wasn't trained either, especially potty trained
And yes, I just finished a movie with Adam Sandler and Henry Winkler and Kathy Bates, it'll be out Thanksgiving called Water Boy and it's hysterical, you're gonna love it
Good
Applause
And you're gonna love to hate me because I'm a football coach and I'm a low down, dirty, no good, it's old me
Laughter
Wake up, water boy, I'm not talking
Was that a real stretch for you to play that part?
Laughter
I was curious about his acting technique, come on
He's a great actor, I think
He is great, you make a great bad guy
Applause
Let me ask y'all something, is this a decaf or is it...
Laughter
I'm a nervous prick
Laughter
I don't drink caffeine
Is it decaf?
Applause
What would you like to drink to slow you down a bit?
Oh man, I gotta get rid of that
You just drink any kind you want to, we can't tell the difference
Laughter
This time in your life you're worried about drinking something, decaf or...
Laughter
I mean after your life...
I bit my tongue right there
Laughter
That's cause you lied
Laughter
We're gonna go out with a bang folks in just a minute, don't go away
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This little girl's love of music began very early in her life
This future star was already singing by the age of two
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She wore this dress when she went home with her first CMA Award in 1996
It was made especially for the young lady who sang Blue, LeAnn Rimes
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Oh man, if the fun police are out there please just leave us alone
Do not arrest us tonight, but we have all deserved to be put away for tonight
This has been just a blast
Okay, I can't let this pass
I need one Willie Nelson story, Wyland
One Willie Nelson story?
One that you might actually tell
Oh, there's a lot of Willie Nelson stories
Here's some real good, good advice
The worst thing you can hear in this ear or this ear is Willie Nelson saying
Come on, Hoss, we'll get rich
That ain't no joke
I've had to start my life over several times because of him
Oh Lord, yeah
But he's my buddy
Yeah, that would, that'd be another dog that would fit in right
That would hunt, yeah
Yeah, that dog would hunt, no question about it
You know, we need to, first of all, I just want to thank you guys for being here
It just, it means the world, it means the world that you would take this time
to do anything for me
I'm just, I'm just honored to be sitting here
It does mean a lot, thank you guys very much
We need to, we need to go out roaring
Can we do Good Hearted Woman?
Yeah
Huh? Is that alright?
We're just going to sing this until we drop, folks
Thank you guys very much
Don't be strangers
If I get old, I'm old
A long time ago got me a dream that just fell by the wayside
Oh, yeah
In life he promised
That she'd stay what she lived in today
But she never complains of the bad times
Or the bad things he's done
She just talks about the good times
And he's had all the good times to come
Alright, everybody jump
Jump in, folks
She's a good woman
In love with a good time and man
She loves him in spite of his ways
And she no more understands
She laughs and laughs her heart out
She laughs and laughs in the good times
Through this world and the end
This good hearted woman
In love with a good time and man
Let's sing it for her
μο
get
Good
ś We'll take you across and laugh through the cold
ś Of the past with this world hand in hand
ś We'll work cheap
ś This good hearted woman in love
ś With a good time in the past
ś With a little family we look good in Levi
ś With a little family we look good in Levi
ś We'll work cheap
ś With a little family we look good in Levi