Stay with us. The trials of life will be fun.
On the next Network Earth special,
thugs,
White power!
drugs,
Smoke, weed, earth,
and bugs.
Careful ones.
Network Earth goes undercover for stories you won't want to miss.
Network Earth.
11.05 Eastern, tonight on PBS.
You had Vince drive your new Bonneville just to the game.
Guy's a wild man.
He wanted to see how the Bonneville stacked up to his BMW.
I got his attention when I told him I had traction control,
tooled airbags,
and even more horsepower than his BMW.
And for thousands less.
So you think he'll like it?
Well, I suppose he does.
Who is that guy?
Okay, Jenny, take this down. If you kids need to reach me this morning, I've got it 9 o'clock.
After 11, lunch at Green's. I'll be there till 1.30.
You can look up the number.
At 4, I have to stop at Aunt Holly's in the bed.
5-5-5-6-8-7-8. That's Aunt Holly, not the vet.
Okay, synchronize your watches. Here's the box.
Look, you can't buy.
Okay, guys, here's how it looks for today.
Motorola has made it easier to stay directly in touch with those important to you.
Mom, we got a better idea.
We'll page you.
Motorola Pagers. For the messages you can't afford to miss.
Through the years, the mothers of America have had a kind of medical training.
Next.
They've learned from countless doctors and pharmacists that the way to take care of a cough is with Robitussin.
And now at home, the mothers of America are putting this advice to work.
Next.
Robitussin. Recommended by Dr. Mom.
Which Robitussin is right for you? Ask your doctor or pharmacist.
And for your little patient, try Robitussin pediatric cough and cold formulas.
Some days, I get these really pounding headaches.
I used to take Tylenol, but it didn't always get rid of all the pain.
So I've been using Advil for a while now.
I found that on my tough headaches, two Advil work better than two extra-strength Tylenol tablets.
Better than extra-strength Tylenol caplets.
Better than Tylenol gel caps.
And you know, nothing's been proven to last longer than Advil.
For my tough headaches, Advil just works better.
Advil. Advanced medicine for pain.
Team needs new jerseys. Person has to deliver them overnight.
Goes to post office. Finds Express Mail as a smart solution.
Guarantees delivery. Jerseys arrive on time.
Person avoids getting sacked.
Imagine a rent-a-car company that will pick you up right at your door.
That's Enterprise.
Call us. We'll arrange to come to you.
Take you back to our office.
And you're on your way.
Pick Enterprise. We'll pick you up.
The Trials of Life now continues.
The Trials of Life will be back in a moment.
On the next National Geographic Explorer...
They're feared, revered, and could be carrying the bubonic plague.
Travel to India for an all-too-close encounter with...
Rats.
The last great adventure of the weekend.
National Geographic Explorer. 10-05 Eastern. Tonight only on TBS.
Someone will be there. Where's the new president?
Who's picking up the new president?
What does he drive? I don't know. I'm scared.
Harry, what does Peterson drive? Volkswagen.
Is Peterson picking the president up?
In a Volkswagen?
We'll be back at the office in about 45 minutes.
New? New. No, no. I've been with the firm for five years.
Congratulations, but I meant the car.
The car? Yes, new.
What kind is it? It's a Passat.
A what? A Volkswagen Passat.
Pull over. Is there a problem, Miss Sullivan?
No, an opportunity.
With ABS, traction control, and a high-performance PR6 engine...
But the office is straight ahead. Oh, we could be a little late.
The new German-engineered Passat will change what you expect from a Volkswagen.
You know, if you're tired, Miss Sullivan, I'll drive for a while.
Oh, come on. No.
Great.
The issue is auto theft.
It's out of control.
Liberty Mutual is the first insurer to give police tracking devices...
that get stolen cars back 95% of the time.
And these devices also help catch the thieves.
So you both get what you deserve.
Liberty Mutual, facing the issues that face our customers.
Oh, I'm down
Ooh, ooh, ooh
You're in the
Ooh, ooh, ooh
You're in the
Ooh, ooh, ooh
You're in the
Ooh, ooh, ooh
It's the way we make you feel that makes people fly British Airways.
The world's favorite airline.
This is Colgate Tartar Control with micro-cleansing crystals.
To get teeth feeling any cleaner, you'd need this in your bathroom.
So, for the next best thing to a dental cleaning at home,
make an appointment with Colgate Tartar Control.
You're bright, you're beautiful. You just need to accessorize.
Now say, good-in-town to the new you.
Good-in-town to the new you.
Bird Dye, a fresh look for vegetables.
Years ago, the world belonged to the dinosaur.
Within a couple months, he had gone through the Hooked on Phonics,
and we could not stop him from reading every book he could get his hands on.
Hooked on Phonics answered two of my prayers, really, for him.
It gave him confidence. He's a different child now.
And it made him a person who loves to read.
I really believe that any child, any child, can benefit from Hooked on Phonics.
Call 1-800-ABCDEFG.
We now return to The Trials of Life.
We'll be right back to The Trials of Life.
Daddy!
Okay, okay, but let Daddy read the instructions first.
You do that, Dad.
How simple can you get?
That ought to do it.
Ready, set, go.
Nine buttons make it easy for kids to program.
64 commands make it all kinds of fun.
Ready, set, go.
Oops.
Unlike most kids, it always does what it's told.
Ready to give it a whirl, son?
New from Buddy L.
Zo, you're all set for a barbecue.
Look what my mom's got. You gonna eat that?
That's brain food, Kevin.
What's the classic alcohol beverage with burgers and dogs?
I don't need meat, you guys.
Cheddar, Gruyere.
Put it away from my burger, man.
Do you guys want whale?
No.
Oh, why you putting that there?
Where's the cheese?
Look at that. It's burned.
Oh, man, that is hot.
Hold it on, hold it on.
Give me more.
Hey, are those free-range burgers?
Who cares? Have a Zima.
Don't let that touch my burger, man.
Tonight, could standing up to drug gangs get you firebombed?
In America, city's arson is the new weapon of fear.
And O.J. Simpson, will the defense put racism on trial, a case of fire and fury?
CNN presents tonight, 9 Eastern.
Please pass the all fruit.
Pass the polana all fruit.
Would you please pass the jelly?
Polana all fruit is real fruit, sweetened only with fruit juice.
You'll call it delicious, you'll call it remarkable, but please don't dare call it jelly.
Polana all fruit, the spreadable fruit.
Do you know what Hitachi makes?
Ready? Go.
Does Hitachi make camcorders?
Yes.
R-code readers?
Yes.
Hydroelectric power equipment?
Yes.
Clown noses?
No.
Power tools?
Yes.
TV?
Yes.
MRI systems?
Yes.
VDs?
No.
Faciliscopes?
Yes.
Micro motors?
Yes.
Mass transit trains?
Yes.
Tongue depressors?
No.
PBX phone systems?
Yes.
Catmaps?
No.
Semiconductors?
Yes.
Lots of products?
Lots.
Over 20,000.
Yeah, but who's counting?
The melodic sounds of Cole Porter.
Birds, do it.
Be the wind.
The warm glow from a fine wine.
Even educated.
The light from a Sylvania Halogen
60-watt inner tungsten glass capsule, aline bulb.
Do it.
Just call us Hopeless Romantics.
Sylvania, brilliant light.
A whole Cornish head.
Look, you're on track.
Unlike those clowns yesterday who brought in some guy in a chicken suit.
Who's the chicken?
Introducing the Memo Express pager from Motorola for the messages you can't afford to miss.
A network Earth special.
The KKK say they're cleaning up their act, but are they?
And I will not give up my white rights.
White power!
And are we being dopes for not turning towards this wonder plant for answers?
It's also called Mary Jane's Smoke, Weed, Herb, Ganja, Reifer.
It's illegal.
Also endangered animals appearing in our concrete jungles.
It's a caiman crocodile that's been turned into a purse.
Network Earth goes undercover, 11.05 Eastern, tonight on PBS.
We now return to the trials of life.
...find their way around.
David Attenborough will return in a moment.
Maybe you'll take to the sea.
Maybe you will have Australian lobster for dinner.
Maybe you are the most important person in the world.
Maybe you will eat ice cream at midnight.
Maybe life is more fair than you thought.
Maybe this is not impossible.
Maybe you could be there right now.
Holland, America Line.
My name is Lisa Predder and I'm an emergency medical technician.
My job is very stressful and sometimes I get headaches.
I take Anisyn. There's a lot in my life between my children and my work.
And I can't let headaches stop me from doing my job.
I mean, we're talking emergencies where seconds count.
Anisyn is so strong it gets rid of a headache better than any regular strength aspirin.
If someone needs help, they're not concerned with whether or not I have a headache.
And Anisyn lets me get back on the job and do what I need to do.
Strong, Fast Anisyn works better on your headache so you can work better.
Thursday night, blessed are the receivers and those who take it away.
The Minister of Defense.
Backers, Vikings. Thursday nights at 7.30 on TNT.
Golf ball distributor gets urgent order.
Customer is in Kyoto. She's in LA.
Goes to post office.
Finds Express Mail International as a smart solution.
Doesn't cost much.
Golf balls arrive... by tee time.
You're so now, so bright, so you.
Just mix things up a bit and create a stir.
Bird's Eye, the fresh look for vegetables.
Zo, you're all set for a barbecue.
Look what my mom got. You gonna eat that?
Brain food, Kevin.
What's the classic alcohol beverage with burgers and dogs?
I don't eat meat, you guys.
Cheddar, Gruyere.
Get away from my burger, man.
You guys want whale?
Cheese.
Look at that. It's burnt.
Give me more.
Are those free-range burgers?
Who cares? Have a Zima.
Don't let that touch my burger, man.
They really paid attention to the details.
I just love the feeling of getting it and going.
This year, three of the best burgers in the world are on the menu.
And now, there's one more excellent reason.
Our 24-month lease on the 1995 Galant.
Just $1.99 a month with only $1,000 down.
It was a lot of things.
The quality.
The security.
And for a limited time, the 24-month Galant lease.
From Mitsubishi.
The new thinking in automobiles.
Great values are in the bag at the Sears Day Sale at Sears Brand Central.
And we're gonna get you a free meal.
Great values are in the bag at the Sears Day Sale at Sears Brand Central.
This Kenmore 21 cubic foot top-mount refrigerator with free ice maker.
It's just $6.99.99.
Or this Kenmore 22 cubic foot side-by-side only $10.49.99.
It's hard to find better prices anywhere.
But great values like these won't hang around for long.
So get to the Sears Day Sale at Sears Brand Central.
And grab the savings while you can.
New cheer with advanced color guard bleach.
Whites stay white.
Colors stay bright.
Next on TBS, Trials of Life continues with courting and continuing the line.
Coming up next on TBS.
We now continue with the Trials of Life.