I don't intend to grow gracefully. I intend to fight it every step of the way.
I'm going to be 40 and wonderful. Wonderful with oil of Olay.
It fills in for fluid you lose with time, adding fullness where your skin starts to show age.
Like my first laugh lines, which weren't so funny.
Oil of Olay penetrates quickly, plumps them up. Your skin looks softer, younger.
I'm not budging. 40 is prime time.
Come on in to the freshness of sunshine. Sun Rinse Fresh. New from Downy.
Come on in to Sun Rinse Fresh. A light downy feeling. Fresh and sunny downy feeling.
Now a light new freshness rinsed all through. Like hanging your wash in the sunshine.
New Sun Rinse Downy with the fluffiest of them.
Come on in to Sun Rinse Fresh. Downy feeling, sunny feeling.
Downy, April Fresh and light new Sun Rinse Fresh too.
Come on in to the sunshine.
What kind of juice do I want to serve to my own family?
That's what I try to ask myself at work.
Every orange I see, it's like, would I select that one for my kids?
We're making 100% pure juice. Each orange has to be ripe.
It has to be sweet or I just dump it back out.
At times we've rejected truckloads full that were just fine by government standards.
But the government isn't putting juice on my table. I am.
Lynn Haycock, make Citrus Hill Select for your family and for hers.
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reach for Benadryl Spray with the most recommended topical antihistamine.
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Benadryl Spray and Benadryl Cream.
Mom, what was my first word?
It was Daddy.
Well, I'm sure my second word must have been Mom.
Actually, I think it was chocolate.
Figures. And since some things never change.
Double Dutch Chocolate, the incredibly chocolate coffee for chocolate connoisseurs.
Can I take this back to my apartment?
Sure, honey.
As long as you take your ice skates, your cheerleading outfit, your pom-poms.
It's a ton.
Double Dutch Chocolate, from General Foods International Coffees.
Music
It's the Battle of the Rosies.
This rose has got the big toe.
This rose has got the quicker one, Bounty.
And they're off.
Bounty is the quicker pickle ruffler. See?
I'm going to change my towel, Rosie.
But not your name, Rosie.
Honey, your turn to do the dishes.
Alright.
Today, Harv.
I'm mowing the lawn.
Now, Sleeping Beauty.
And get them so clean they shine.
Shine? With this?
It's shine time.
Hang on, Harv.
I'm going to fry cheese.
Look, Joy attacks that mess and cleans all the way to the shine.
No cheese, lots of shine.
Clean them to a lemon.
Lemon-fresh Joy gets dishes so clean, they shine.
Just a reminder that every week in TV Guide, you'll find writing that's really worth reading.
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A taste so delicious it's like no other taste in the world.
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Tomorrow, in part three of Blind Ambition,
the Watergate scandal threatens to enshroud the president even as he takes the oath of office.
Preserve and protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
So help me God.
Presidential aide John Dean must choose to protect his president or himself.
I may have to go to jail.
No, that's impossible.
Nothing can get in the way of Blind Ambition.
Tomorrow at 9 on TV 58.
John, I think the time...
There is a new antiperspirant so effective it's tough enough even for a man's perspiration.
But this antiperspirant isn't made for a man.
It's made for a woman with a powerful new pH-balanced formula that works with her chemistry to help keep her dry.
What is this antiperspirant?
It's new secret solid.
It might be strong enough for him.
But it's made just for me.
New secret, now with even stronger pH-balanced protection for women.
I would make an appointment for the dentist because I needed a checkup.
I would sit in the chair.
He would say, I can't believe the taut of buildup that you have on your teeth.
At that point, I said to the dentist, Lenny, is there any way that I can avoid this problem?
And he said, well, why don't you try crest autocontrol?
The results that I've gotten from using crest autocontrol have been excellent.
My dentist was very surprised that it worked that quickly.
I am very happy with crest autocontrol.
The pediatrician said the strangest thing on Friday.
Uh-huh.
She said most kids don't get enough calcium.
Our kids?
Well, they look pretty healthy to me.
It's not like they don't drink milk.
I thought we'd try the citrus hill plus calcium.
Oh, hi guys.
100% pure orange juice plus calcium.
Same amount of calcium as milk.
Oh, the doctor said it wouldn't hurt us to get some more calcium either.
She's a kid doctor.
Hey, we're not that old.
Citrus hill plus calcium.
It's extra calcium for your family, too.
Has Sizzler changed some things?
Oh, I have changed some things.
I like it.
Sizzler's steak and all you can eat shrimp.
Oh, look at those shrimp, Jody.
Come on now, eat up.
You too.
Jody, is your plate still full?
Come on, honey.
Steak and all you can eat shrimp.
Sweetie, just one for Mommy.
Proof, there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
Sizzler.
Mommy.
Mommy, what's that?
It's my bill, honey.
It's our car insurance bill.
Are you mad at me, Mommy?
No, honey, not at you.
Come on in to the freshness of sunshine.
Sun Rinse Fresh, new from Downy.
Come on in to Sun Rinse Fresh.
A light Downy feeling, fresh and sunny Downy feeling.
Now a light new freshness rinsed all through.
Like hanging your wash in the sunshine.
New Sun Rinse Downy with the fluffiest softness.
Come on in.
Sun Rinse Fresh.
Downy feeling, sunny feeling.
Downy, April Fresh and light new Sun Rinse Fresh too.
Come on in to the sunshine.
Did you hear the news?
At last, April Freshness is in a dryer sheet introducing new Downy sheets.
And their biggest fan is Bernard.
Whoa, Katie, your blanket needs April Freshness.
Downy sheets make everything April Fresh.
Katie, see how April Fresh my stuff is?
You said it. Your blanket's history.
They're here, new Downy dryer sheets for April Freshness from your dryer.
Some things you can always count on.
Billy always playing.
And Mom always knowing her Crisco Fried Chicken will bring him home.
Listen.
Crispy.
That's the sound of Crisco home cooking.
Crispy, not greasy.
Crisco, as sure as Billy's game.
Great chicken, Mom.
Never being over until it's over.
Bring them home to Crisco home cooking.
Unfortunately, not all the leading copies are all Colombian.
If you take away some of the less rich, less expensive beans,
this is as close as you get to all Colombian.
U-Ban is 100% Colombian, bean after bean.
Nothing but Colombian beans.
Nothing but the richest, most flavorful beans in the world.
Which is why U-Ban tastes as rich as it does.
U-Ban, 100% Colombian, 100% rich.
It's in the air, and it's hot.
The long, hot summer.
Coming in May on KSH-TV 58.
I can hear it coming in the air at night.
All I want is summer.
Shaka Zulu, coming in May on KSH-TV 58.
Is this poor old dishwashing liquid green?
Pure envy.
It heard about a new liquid,
one that out cleans it by about 700 dishes.
Seven hundred.
Introducing U-Library, the dish washing-est liquid.
It's the battle of the Rosies.
This Rosie's got the big towel.
This Rosie's got the quicker one, Bounty.
And they're off.
Bounty's the quicker picker of them.
See?
I'm going to change my towel, Rosie.
But not your name, Rosie.
Know what's missing in Pringles Light potato chips?
All of the fat you get in regular potato chips.
And you'll never miss it.
Know what else is missing in Pringles Light?
A lot of the salt in their regular chips.
You'll never miss it.
Know what's not missing?
You guessed it.
Pringles Light in the silver can.
Less fat, less salt, and so much flavor,
and you'll never miss what's missing.
Never.
I'm not exactly a morning person,
but once I get out of bed, my day is ruined.
And the only thing that saves it is this Folger's Crystal.
There's a great day in the making.
Mountain-grown beans, roses to perfection,
give Folger's Crystals a taste so rich,
it can make your day every day.
Now that's worth waking up for.
I think this day's about one sip away from being just perfect.
There's a great day in the making with Folger's Crystals.
You're the biggest beefy hot dog I've ever seen.
With my favorite toppings, you're the hot dog of my dreams.
It's Wienerschnitzel Big and Beefy.
It's big, it's beefy, and you're really gonna love it.
Wienerschnitzel, nobody hot dogs it like.
It's Western Days at Wienerschnitzel.
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Factory rebates up to $1,200.
Use the rebate for the down payment.
Look here, an 88 Chevy Camaro, $99.95, $167 a month,
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