Works like liquid ball bearings.
It's my kid's sixth birthday.
I got the cake, the piñata, even the special ice cream for the lactose intolerant kid.
The entire first grade is there and waiting for Zeppo the Clown.
Zeppo arrives!
I give him my credit card.
Unfortunately, he's a cash-only clown.
Fortunately, it's a Citibank credit card.
I run to an ATM. I get a quick cash advance.
Now I'm happy. The kids are happy.
And even Zeppo, the cash-only clown, cracked a smile.
Cut! Lunch!
Mr. Quinton, any advice for hungry young actors?
You know, true greatness comes from within.
I mean, you can't see it, but you can smell it and taste it.
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I'm so passionate about acting.
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You don't ever drop your guard here at Daytona.
You come here for the speed.
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That's my kind of race.
That's the kind of race I like.
I've won here, I've lost here, I have so many memories.
You know, you just get too comfortable with it, it'll bite you in a minute.
The track demands respect.
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Once you meet them, you'll never forget them.
Talk about your behavior pattern.
Tony Goldwyn, Michael Jeter, The Boys Next Door, Sunday, February 4th.
Welcome to Heathrow, Wilson.
It's longer than what you expected?
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How are we going to find our rental counter?
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And there's a canopy to protect us from the weather.
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You know, sir, this is just like the States.
Not exactly, Wilson. You're on the wrong side of the road.
Sorry, sir.
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Kathy died real suddenly from a brain aneurysm.
She was 29 years old.
There was no warning.
Organ donation was a very painful decision to make on my own.
I wish we'd talked about it.
Because I didn't know if I was doing the right thing.
We didn't have that discussion because we thought we were young.
We thought we had a lot of time.
But we didn't.
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You don't ever drop your guard here at Daytona.
You come here for the fee.
195 mile-hours plus.
It's intimidating.
That's my kind of race.
That's the kind of race I like.
I've won here, I've lost here, I have so many memories.
You know, you just get too comfortable with it, hit a bike in a minute.
You just track the man's respect.
Bush Bear is proud to bring you the great tracks of NASCAR.
Now featuring the Daytona International Speedway.
It's the track.
If you let me play, I would like myself more.
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If you let me play, I'll be 60% less likely to get backstabbed.
I will suffer less depression.
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If you let me play sports.
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In searching for a luxury performance sedan,
Michael Young tested the Oldsmobile LSF against three of the fastest Japan has to offer.
The Infiniti J30, Lexus ES300, and Teppanyaki chef Yasu Norimoto.
And while his 240-horsepower LSF was no match for Yasu's speed,
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Never going to honeymoon without Nyquil.
I've got stuff.
His stuff does nothing for coffee. It's daytime stuff.
I like my daytime stuff.
Okay, I'm a stupid idiot.
But a cute one.
Nighttime's the time for Nyquil.
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I'm Bob Schieffer. A bizarre standoff continues.
An armed DuPont family heir holds police.
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