I need an ambulance.
The Nissan I want is the, uh...
Oh, it was in those commercials.
They drove it to South America. The, uh...
The Pathfinder!
We'd load up the Pathfinder and...
Whoops, I'm hitting a four-door.
And go skiing every weekend.
Or...
The Paris-Dakar Rally.
We could be the first family to race from Paris to Africa!
Quit our jobs, pull the kids out of school!
Eh, maybe not.
It's been called the best fantasy film ever made.
An Arabian night spectacle.
Where technology and technicolor create a land of mystery.
Where magic is real.
You shall see and believe!
Where a slave can save a princess.
And a thief can save a country.
You are not quite mad.
The Hasling Special Effects and Free Academy Awards
make The Thief of Baghdad one of our favorite movies.
Thursday on TNT.
They'd like you to come back and testify.
She's his only chance to find a killer.
I don't know what you're talking about.
He's her only chance to stay alive.
We can't get off the train.
You know we're gonna find her. It's just a matter of time.
You're the one who put me in danger.
Gene Atman and Archer.
Narrow Margin, rated R.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
30 years and 30 kinds of Rice-A-Roni.
For moms to choose from and families to love.
Two million times a day
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If you could reach into your TV, take the picture and put it anywhere you want.
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This man is a dentist which raises the question, what brand of toothbrush do dentists use?
Oral-B.
The toothbrush more dentists use.
Is this what you're looking for?
That's it, thanks.
Here's what I need for my closet. A Lee Rowan shoe rack.
It holds 18 pairs.
Well, you don't really own 18 pairs of shoes.
You know, you're right.
I better get another one.
Genesis carpet resists more stains.
Stain resistant nylon?
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One turkey thin.
Coming up.
Who's got the roast beef on rye?
Now that's a sandwich.
Yeah, yeah, step down. Who's hungry?
I'm hungry.
Well, what'll it be, hungry?
Can I wait and I like it thin.
Thin, thin, everybody likes it thin.
Introducing Thin Slice, new from Oscar Maher.
Finally, that delicious deli taste comes fresh from your kitchen counter.
Yo, Finn, save some for the customer.
What's the name of this place anyway?
Hey, how about Dad's Deli?
Dad!
Dan Larson knows a secluded course where the holes are challenging, but the fees aren't.
Now where do you suppose he'd rent a car?
Budgets, where every rental passes 25 quality checks and price is not a handicap.
Bob Nickel knows a little French cafe where the food is man-a-fake, but the bill isn't.
Now where do you suppose he'd rent a car?
Budget, where he finds the most luxury Lincoln's over 3,500 locations worldwide and very tasteful prices.
The smart money is on budget.
You may not have thought about getting a Sears Die Hard battery.
Until you've had a little time alone to think about it.
Die Hard, more power when you need it most.
Domino's Pizza Feast!
It's here, the Deluxe Pizza Feast.
Pizza Feast, buy a Deluxe Pizza Feast, Pan or Original, for just $9.99.
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Next, it's a Burt Reynolds double feature.
First, he's an ex-con turned cop in Gator.
Then he takes Nashville by storm in WW and the Dixie Dance Kings.
Next.
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As the threat of war darkens the Gulf, there is one source where the principles check each other's moves.
Families learn about loved ones.
And key figures track world reactions.
The source of information they have is the source you have.
CNN.
Get your net set up, grab a stick of juicy fruit.
The taste is gonna move ya.
Take a sniff, pull it out.
The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth.
Juicy fruit is gonna move ya.
If you choose the soft, it gets right to ya.
Juicy fruit, the taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move ya.
There are a lot of reasons why people are taking a closer look at our all new mid-size Passat.
Reasons like Passat's sleek aerodynamic lines.
Creature comforts like air conditioning, standard.
It's refined European road manners and spirited performance.
Plus plenty of room for the whole family.
And if all that isn't reason or room enough, our new Passat GL wagon can give you 101 reasons more.
The new Passat GL sedan and wagon.
Perfect, Nugan, the whole family can enjoy.
Now there's one more thing at Kmart you can pick up for us all.
The Sound of Music, the 25th Anniversary Collector's Edition is on sale for $18.88 at Kmart.
Is 20 minutes too long to wait for the slow-cooked taste of long grain rice?
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How long ago was you in here?
Betrayed, she has nothing to lose but life itself.
Nobody's gonna keep me from being free.
Yvonne DeCarlo's fate rests in the hands of one man.
As Superstar Heartthrob's Week concludes with Clark Gable, Band of Angels.
10.35 Eastern on TBS Sunday morning.
Calling all cars, be on the lookout for Burt Riddles, also known as Gator.
He's armed and dangerous.
Yes, you've been all my life.
Once again, that's Gator, part of Superstar Heartthrob's. Next on TBS.
This is gonna be great.
I can't wait to see it.
Horrific.
Good evening and welcome as TBS proudly presents tonight's Hyundai Movie of the Week.
Gator, starring Burt Riddles and Jack Weston.
Tonight's feature is brought to you by Hyundai. Cars that make sense.
Seduced by love. Trapped by lies. Sentenced to life.
Days of Thunder's Nicole Kidman. Bangkok Hilton. Tuesday, October 9th at 8.05 Eastern on TBS.
Wednesday night on TBS. Jack Nicholson and Marlon Brando.
An unlikely pair of cowboys and an even farther cry from compadres.
The Missouri Brakes. 10.50 Eastern on TBS Wednesday night.
All this week, when the safety of the islands is threatened by crime and greed.
It's up to McGarrett to put a stop to it.
Jack Lord. Hawaii Five-O. All this week on the TBS Afternoon Movie.
This new coupe is sporty, refined, stylish, responsive and a lot of fun.
In fact, you'll find this new coupe so much fun you may never look at Hyundai quite the same way again.
Introducing the new scoop from Hyundai. Yes, Hyundai.
And now, snack previews. They were so young, so hungry.
Mom, I'm hungry.
Where could they turn?
Over here. It's my microwave snack case. And brownies.
Special effects.
Yes, fresh baked snack cakes in four and a half minutes. So delicious, you'll explain.
Honey is fresh baked.
I know.
All your dreams come true, snack wise.
Nothing says loving like my microwave snack cakes and brownies.
I got the call in the middle of the night. My father was in intensive care.
I had to be on the next plane to Chicago.
I needed more credit on my Citibank Visa.
He immediately called the Citibank 800 number. He told me he needed emergency credit and he told me why.
She got $600 approved at three in the morning.
Citibank was there when I needed them so I could be there when my father needed me.
Not just Visa, Citibank Visa.
Ready for some good news? If your car is in an accident and you have Allstate insurance, you can leave it in our hands.
Allstate's recommended pro shops can do everything, including the estimate, in one stop.
And to make you feel even better, Allstate will guarantee their workmanship for as long as you own your car.
Well, that's the news.
Now, be careful. You're in good hands with Allstate, a member of the Sears financial network.
A-1, it's how state is done.
A lot of you insist on eating wheat thins and oat thins because they taste good,
but the whole idea behind these crackers is that you can eat them without feeling guilty.
That's why they're baked, not fried.
I mean, eat them because they're delicious and you miss the whole point.
General Foods International Coffees brings you Breakfast in Belgium.
Introducing Hazelnut Belgian Cafe.
Rich coffee with a light hazelnut flavor.
Celebrate the moments of your life.
Ever find this in your freezer? What is it? How long has it been there?
It won't confess. I'm a chicken from last May.
That's why I love the new write-on labels on Ziploc freezer bags.
If I want a mystery, I'll read Sherlock Holmes.
Put your trust in a Ziploc bag.
Betrayed, she has nothing to lose but life itself.
Nobody's gonna keep me from being free.
Evonda Carlo's fate rests in the hands of one man,
as superstar heartthrobs week concludes with Clark Gable, band of angels.
10.35 Eastern on PBS Sunday morning.