Calling all cars, be on the lookout for Burt Reynolds, also known as Gator.
He's armed and dangerous.
Yes, you've been all my life.
Once again, that's Gator, part of Superstar Heart Throbs.
Tonight on TBS.
Wesson's been the best in frying for 75 years, and it just keeps getting better.
Wesson vegetable oil is my old favorite.
All natural, cholesterol free.
That's not exactly old fashioned.
Wesson corn oil is part of our low fat, low cholesterol diet, because we're concerned about reducing cholesterol.
Wesson sunflower oil is 89% saturated fat free.
That's right for the way we live.
Wesson vegetable, corn and sunflower oil.
With every bite, you know you're eating right.
Shortcuts from General Food.
Hi, I'm Sue Johnson.
My rainbow wedges are fun to eat and look terrific.
Stay tuned.
You don't need a love song to fall in love again.
You don't need a memory to bring it back again.
You don't need another honeymoon to make a moment great.
All you need is a way for you to celebrate.
Café Francais, a creamy coffee from General Food's international coffee.
Celebrate the moments of your life.
Now my rainbow wedges.
Cut oranges in half and remove pulp.
Prepare gelatin according to mold directions on package.
Pour gelatin into orange cups.
Chill until firm.
Then cut into wedges.
You can also use cantaloupe or honeydew.
They make every day special.
Shortcuts.
There's no dashboard light to warn you.
No dipstick to check.
Yet when warned, they could cause your car to lose control and breaking.
Don't find out your shocks and struts are worn by accident.
Get your shocks and struts inspected at your Monroe retailer soon.
Monroe, your safety could depend on it.
Happy anniversary.
Hey, royal blue.
Electric blue.
My shirt's not so electric anymore.
Well, maybe the fish will like it.
If your colors are fading, help protect them.
Try cheer with Color Guard.
As time goes by, you can see the difference Color Guard makes.
Cheer with Color Guard.
We tried to make our Heinz Home Style Gravy just like your homemade.
Oh, really?
We made it with real beef and beef juices just the way you do.
Oh, yeah?
We even seasoned and simmered and stirred it till it was like your own homemade.
Well, it's close.
Oh, yeah?
Where are the lumps?
Oh, no.
Heinz Home Style Gravy, so close to homemade.
In the French Alps, there's a source of clean water that's as refreshing as any on Earth.
It doesn't flow from some remote mountain peak.
It flows from an ordinary faucet that's connected to an instapure water filter.
I'll put you next to Ted.
Now, when life turns up the heat, there's Degree Antiperspirant.
Every time your body heat rises, Degree turns on extra protection.
Degree, your body heat turns it on.
We now return to White Lightning with Burt Reynolds and Ned Beatty.
Thank you.
It's Velveeta versus cheddar.
Our Velveeta melts much better.
Cheddar's lumpy, cheddar's oily.
It dribbles off your plate onto your doorstep.
When the cookbook calls for cheddar, make it with Velveeta.
It cooks better.
And when your recipe calls for shredded cheddar, try Velveeta Shredded for smoother melting and better cooking every time.
From the beginning, CNN was there, bringing you the latest developments in the crisis in the Gulf.
We were there when Hussein took his cause to the world, when the hostages finally came home, and when Bush and Gorbachev met in Finland.
And as the situation develops, people continue to turn to CNN for complete, up-to-the-minute coverage.
In a Times Mirror poll, more Americans chose CNN as the news network doing the best job of covering the crisis, better than any other network.
CNN, the world is watching.
The allergies start first.
Right now, my eyes are itching and my nose is plugged and stuffed, and there's pain along my sinuses here.
Tylenol has something just for you.
Tylenol allergy sinus.
It can release allergy symptoms and the sinus problems they can cause.
Outstanding.
The itchy eyes went away.
The pressure in the face is released.
Tylenol allergy sinus.
Allergy relief that goes clear to your sinuses.
I guess I just didn't realize how my indigestion, you know, that burning feeling, affected me and everyone around me, even my kids.
So I decided to ask my doctor if I needed a prescription.
He said prescription.
You don't need a prescription.
You just need mylanta.
Mylanta.
I figure if it's the one doctors recommend most, I'll give it a try.
And you know, it worked.
Fast.
My doctor was right.
He said I didn't need a prescription.
My doctor said mylanta.
Music.
Mary Horton's talking.
Come on, Horton.
Come on.
Ruff, ruffles.
What?
Ruffles.
Ruffles?
Ruffles have ridges.
He means the potato chips.
Ruffles have ridges?
Ridges are what make them so good.
Well, that's a funny thing to say.
Funny?
It's printed right on the bag.
Yeah, but why can't he just say mama and dada?
Because that's not on the bag.
I love steak.
I mean a big porterhouse.
Shall I?
I like it very nicely medium rare.
The sound is like shh.
Brr, brr, brr.
Wait.
It's not done.
Now.
It's not done.
A-1 is how steak is done.
If you should take an unexpected trip
and your mortgage is protected by Allstate life insurance,
we can see to it that your family's home is completely paid for.
So get some sleep or call an Allstate agent.
You're in good hands with Allstate.
We now return to White Lightning with Burt Reynolds and Ned Beatty.
I'm not going to let you down at all.
Son of a...
Don't.
Sunday morning on TBS, betrayed.
They'll never own me.
Sold into slavery.
I've been prized $5,000.
She has nothing to lose but life itself.
Nobody's going to keep me from being free.
Her only hope rests in the hands of one man.
Yvonne DiCarlo, Sydney Poirier, and Clark Gable.
Superstar Heartthrobs concludes with Band of Angels.
10.35 Eastern on TBS Sunday morning.
It's Saturday.
Do you need a better hand soap?
Not us, we can't cope.
We don't need no lava soap, no.
Ladies' hands don't get that dirty.
We don't need no lava soap.
Regular soap won't always work, but lava with pumice will.
Paint, grease, dirt, whatever.
Lava's better.
Interested?
Not particularly, no.
We don't need no lava soap, no.
Children's hands don't get that dirty.
No, no, no.
Lava, but don't try to cope without it soap.
Lucy, are you okay?
I think I got whiplash.
And a concussion.
Every now and then, life hits you with some very sour notes.
And those can really add up.
At MetLife, we do all we can to pay our fame promptly.
Get met.
It pays.
And now, snack previews.
They were so young, so hungry.
Mom, I'm hungry.
Where could they turn?
Over here.
It's my microwave snack cakes and brownies.
They have any special effects.
Yes, fresh baked snack cakes in four and a half minutes.
So delicious, you'll exclaim.
Honey, it's fresh baked.
I know.
All your dreams come true, snack-wise.
Nothing says loving like my microwave snack cakes and brownies.
When you bring your print film to Eckerd for Ultralab 35 or System 2 processing,
you get more than just great-looking pictures.
You get two rolls of Kodak film for the regular price of one.
Eckerd Photo Processing. Nothing looks better.
Excuse me, I've got to split.
We were both promised back in our stores today, I'm ready, he's not.
I'm an Eckerd print, I'm back on time or free.
So if I'm due today, hey, I'm there today.
Eckerd Photo Processing. Nothing looks better.
This is not good for my image.
My grandmother's 98 and she's still going strong, so I'm not even halfway there.
I think 45 is much younger now than it was when I was 10.
Natural, healthy and wholesome.
Now that I'm 45, it's just beginning and I don't know anything but it's great.
Taste isn't the only reason for you to read your play.
Every day.
And that's the beauty of your play.
From taxi driver to raging bull, he looked inside a world few had ever seen.
Did you know how these people live?
Now, director Martin Scorsese brings the underworld to life.
I don't know if I could live like that.
Rex Reed calls Goodfellas Great Entertainment one of Scorsese's best films ever.
Big, rich, powerful and explosive.
Goodfellas, rated R, starts Friday, September 21st at a theater near you.
When things get tough, remember, shake and bake makes it easy to treat your family to plump, juicy pork chops without frying.
Why fry? Shake and bake.
We now return to White Lightning with Burt Reynolds and Ned Beatty.
Except for me, I'd stand against the wall and shoot them all.
Remember, every time you breathe out, someone else may be breathing in.
Try Breathsaver sugar-free mints with a core of confidence and share them.
If you want to tell people about new mini chips and hard cookies, you come to me.
Spud Whelp, the mini man in big time basketball.
There are many, like me.
But there's a lot to them, like me.
New mini chips are hard. Personally, I like to dunk them.
TBS NewsWatch is brought to you by Budget Redicar.
The gulf situation takes its toll on the U.S. economy since the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait.
The cost of living increased 0.8%.
The U.N. General Assembly opened its 45th session today with the Secretary General
calling for a diplomatic solution to the seven-week standoff in the gulf.
Building inspectors in Philadelphia trying to determine the cause of a deadly accident,
the brick wall of a storefront building collapsed, injuring eight people, and killing at least three others.
For NewsWatch, I'm Teresa Cordell.
Chris Kelly knows a little beachfront hotel where the view is breathtaking.
The prices aren't. Now where do you suppose she'd rent a car?
Budget, where she can reserve a car that's less than six months old and less than three minutes.
Bob Nichol knows a little French cafe where the food is magnifique, but the bill isn't.
Now where do you suppose he'd rent a car?
Budget, where he finds the most luxury linkings over 3,500 locations worldwide and very tasteful prices.
The smart money is on Budget.
NewsWatch is from Headline News. Anytime, all the time.
All networks claim to make your heart beat. We make your heart thrive.
Jeff Bridges, the morning after.
Burt Riddles, white lightning.
Steve McQueen, Nevada Smith.
Don Johnson and Nick Nolte, return to Macon County.
Patrick Swayze, Return of the Rebels.
The movies, The Men.
Superstar Huckabrobs continues.
All this week on TBS Primetime.
Tomorrow on the TBS Morning Movie.
His life was the Mafia, and she lost him to their deadly game.
Now she's ready to tell her story.
Diane Cannon, The Virginia Hill Story.
10.05 Eastern tomorrow morning on TBS.
Coming October 9th to TBS.
An exclusive premiere event, seduced by love.
That's the man we're looking for.
Trapped by lies.
I need help, Mr. Carlyle. I need the best help I can get.
Sentence for life.
Denholm Elliott and Days of Thunder's Nicole Kidman.
Bangkok Hilton.
Premiering Tuesday, October 9th at 8.05 Eastern, exclusively on TBS.
It seems that every time you turn around these days,
another pain reliever with ibuprofen in it is comparing itself to Tylenol.
But you know what they can't say?
They can't say they're gentler than Tylenol, because they're not.
Tylenol won't irritate your stomach the way ibuprofen sometimes can.
That's a medical fact.
And is it any wonder that today hospitals use Tylenol 14 times more than ibuprofen?
Tylenol, the pain reliever hospitals use most.
Oh, the unexpected pleasures of clean gas heat.
Heat so warm, so comfortable, you can go barefoot even in a dead of winter.
We call this barefoot comfort.
You'll call it bliss.
For home heating, for cooking, or hot water, choose gas.
If you're beyond natural gas service, use propane.
The Oster Kitchen Center appliance.
When you add it all up, no single appliance makes more sense.
The Oster Kitchen Center appliance.
There is no.
How did we improve on Palm Olive Dishwashing Liquid?
First, we came up with six beautiful new designs.
Then we poured everything we knew about dishwashing into them.
The Palm Olive Decorator Collection.
Chris Kelly knows a little beachfront hotel where the view is breathtaking.
The price is on it.
Now where do you suppose she'd rent a car?
Budget, where she can reserve a car that's less than six months old and less than three minutes.
Bob Nichol knows a little French cafe where the food is magnifique, but the bill isn't.
Now where do you suppose he'd rent a car?
Budget, where he finds the most luxury linkings over 3,500 locations worldwide and very tasteful prices.
The smart money is on Budget.
We now return to White Lightning with Burt Reynolds and Ned Beatty.