Life is a series of choices. What you eat, how you look, whether you do drugs or not. You know, cocaine and crack. See, only you can decide because the only person responsible is you. Now, if you make the right choice, there's nothing you can't accomplish. If you make the wrong choice, all your other decisions are made for you. This is a season of joy and exultation. A time when people who work for a living join together to sing for an evening. Again this year, Tormann is sponsoring the Do It Yourself Messiah. From the 2,000 people who work at Tormann, this message of peace and goodwill to all of you. Tormann, a great financial institution dedicated solely to people who work for a living. What do you take for diarrhea? Ah, the old standby. If you're like most people, lots and lots of the old standby. Well, now there's something more advanced. Introducing Imodium AD, with a medicine now available without a prescription. 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You know, lots of items come into the store with the price already marked on them, like this. But those prices aren't low enough for a cub. So we reduce the price on every pre-marked item. And there's hundreds of them. We call it cub pricing. Cub price these, Canale. You mean now? All of them? Cub foods. It's a new way to run a supermarket. Ten convenient locations. What dry was. What dry is. Introducing new Nickelope Dry Beer. It's brewed longer to start bold, finish clean, and refresh completely. New Nickelope Dry. Untaste. And you'll drink it dry. Tune in Thursdays at 8. The new classic aviators watch from. The band. The cases. The elegance of leather. The hot strength of metal. But I shouldn't worry. We haven't sacrificed. The precision. Swiss engineering. At Marshall Field. Love Field from Swatch. The Highland Park Park District offers a free holiday season concert December 11th. Call 433-4535. I really don't know what to say. You're the first in this family to get into college. And we're so proud of you. I can't go, Canale. Your mother and I have been over this a million times. Her work, my extra job. I just can't afford to send you. I didn't mean to let you down. I understand. Maybe next year. I mean, we cannot continue to deny bright, hardworking students the opportunity of going to college simply because they lack the funds. Please support the United Negro College Fund and help keep tuition costs down and the dream alive. Jimmy? Yeah? Will you help? The United Negro College Fund. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Walgreens has been helping bring holiday magic to American families for over four generations. Isn't it nice having an easy to shop Walgreens drug store nearby? Don't forget to get your energizers at Walgreens. The AA six pack by four get two free. The nine volt two pack by one get one free. Now with Walgreens. In all of Europe, on all occasions, Monterey has become the most popular, most treasured brand of fine milk chocolate. Garfield stuck on you. Alcoholism knows no boundaries. AA, it works. Look us up in the phone book. Let's face it. We have a problem in Chicago. It's time we stop fighting one another and start working together for good schools, safer streets and better city services. I may not be the best speaker in town, but I know how to manage a government and how to bring people together. Chicago must rise up a politics and name calling. I know we can. Let's begin today. Hey, Coach Dizka. Yeah? You going to Florida? You bet. Even a coach needs a day in the sun. I'm going to go fishing. I'm going to play those great Florida golf courses. You any good? I got a little problem with that. Maybe you should go fishing. Midway flies nonstop to more Florida cities than anybody. What do you want to be when you grow up? A quarter bag. You too. I'm just living out in Arizona. We've been trying to reach you. You're the first in this family to get into college. I'm so proud of you. I can't go, can I? I just can't afford to send you. I didn't mean to let you down. I understand. Maybe next year. I mean, hardworking students deserve a chance. Please, support the United Negro College Fund. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. This holiday, for less than the cost of a home exerciser, you can get a competition style lap pool, racks and racks of free weights, a banked and cushioned jogging track, miles of life cycles, wall-to-wall aerobics, and the most advanced machinies in existence. Get 50% off dues and a free one-year gift certificate at Chicago Health Club. Some restrictions apply. Of course, you could still get this. The new 130-horsepower, multi-port, fuel-injected Chevy Cavalier Z24. Everyone should feel this powerful at least once in their lives. The heartbeat of America, that's today's Chevrolet. When you think of all the fun it gives you, the new Chevy Cavalier just could be one of the best bargains you've ever driven. Oh, nice. I'm definitely going to put it in the show. Are you sure it'll be ready by three? No problem. When you call to make sure, it can make all the difference. Will it be ready? Don't worry. You'll have it by five. But I need it by three. For you, okay. Glad I called. I guess they liked it. Good guess. To make sure it happens, just call. Harry, take it from an old sportscaster, you're the best. You're one of the reasons Chicago is the great town it is. Why the Cubs are the great team they are, and why baseball is still the great American pastime. And a galaxy of stars pay a tribute to Harry. Friday night at 7 on Channel 9.