The problem with supermarket donuts is, there's no telling how long they've been lying there.
So come to Dunkin' Donuts. We make them fresh, day and night.
The most unforgettable kisses happen by moonlight. Moonlight must unforgettable.
This is the American Express Gift Check. It lets anyone you want buy anything they want for the holidays.
So wherever they live, most anywhere they shop, they can get whatever they want.
The American Express Gift Check not only has its own card, it comes gift wrapped.
And if it's lost or stolen, it's even refundable.
The American Express Gift Check, the perfect gift for the holidays.
Here are just a few of the places you can buy them.
There's an old fashioned warm Christmas spirit at Townhouse TV and Appliances.
Maybe it's the smile, the greetie. Maybe it's the doll. Maybe it's the Lionel train.
Maybe it's Townhouse's Christmas sale prices on all GE appliances and microwaves that make Christmas shopping a little more special.
At Townhouse, with any major purchase, get this Lionel Super Train for only $29.95.
Come to the Superstore. Townhouse TV and Appliances. Milwaukee and Austin.
For the hottest oldies in Chicago, set your radio on fire. 103.5 FM.
What you see here is not a man who's disabled, but a man who's simply dead.
Give the power to overcome. Give to Easter Seals.
Ever wonder what we intelligent, independent, adventurous types drink?
Celestial Seasonings herb tea. Even the box is special.
And when you open it, oh, ever walk into a tea shop?
They call this one lemon zinger. And they mean it.
Celestial Seasonings taste richer. They put in more fruit and herbs.
No, I haven't actually counted them.
Oh, you won't have to either.
Celestial Seasonings. Teas more tastefully done.
What dry was.
What dry is.
Introducing new Nickelope Dry Beer.
It's brewed longer to start bold, finish clean, and refresh completely.
New Nickelope Dry. One taste.
And you'll drink it dry.
Before you buy any sports sedan, you should know that Galant GS has a 16-valve double overhead cam engine.
Honda doesn't.
Galant GS has an electronically controlled suspension.
And offers anti-lock braking. Scratch Honda.
Plus, Galant GS costs hundreds less than a Cort LXI.
No wonder your car and driver says, watch out, Honda.
And when you see the deals your dealer's writing, you'll know why Mitsubishi is suddenly the obvious choice.
The Council for Disability Rights is offering a job preparation and placement program.
For information, call 922-1093.
I guess it's safe to say we're not roasting just another pretty face here tonight.
He went to a men's store and he said to the guy, give me something to go with the suit, and he gave him a cheap bottle of wine.
It's not often that the President of the United States has trouble getting a few words in edgewise.
You've heard all about it. This is the worst beating I've taken since my last divorce.
Now it's time to see it.
Holy cow!
A tribute to Harry.
Friday night at 7 on Channel 9.
Nothing makes us look older than baldness.
At Hairline Creations, we offer the finest hair replacements to be found anywhere in the world.
For 25 years, our clients have thanked us for improving their self-image.
We'd like to do the same for you.
And as always, if you're not completely satisfied at the time of your final fitting, we'll refund your deposit in full.
So if you're bald like me and tired of looking older than you are, call Hairline Creations today.
Offices in Chicago and Arlington Heights. See you there.
Yes, sir, E. Charlie.
A lot of good stories in the crib today.
I don't know if you're interested in it, but you might want to take a look at it anyway.
Whether you like to start at the first page and go all the way through.
See if you're interested in business.
Or just go right to your favorite part.
Care for the sports either?
How about the crossword puzzle?
The Chicago Tribune.
Leaves us with the comics.
Has a little something for everyone.
Like Cagar, the horrible?
This week at Dominic's, drink up the delicious difference of minute-made orange juice.
Get a 64-ounce carton for just $1.79.
Begin your day with a rib-sticking good taste of Quaker, instant, quick, or old-fashioned oats.
Good eating at 25% off.
And make a daring good choice with Dominic's own grade AA solid creamery butter.
Now just 99 cents a one-pound package.
Limit four, please, at Dominic's.
No one knows quality and value like we do.
I was done.
Write for the free Federal Consumer Catalog and get out of the dark.
Send your name and address to free catalog.
Pueblo, Colorado, 81009.
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Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to demonstrate the difference between WXRT and other rock stations.
You see, WXRT plays a tremendous variety of rock, so their records stay fresh, shiny, new.
But just look what playing the same song over and over again has done to this other station's record.
To think this was once Stairway to Heaven.
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Chicago's finest rock, 93WXRT.
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Over 10,000 new Christmas gift ideas arrive at TJ Maxx every week, so it's never the same place twice.
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¶ Never, ever the same place twice.
¶ Yesterday.
¶ This week, this Christmas Eve night.
¶ Get the Maxx for the minimum, minimum price.
¶ And it's never, ever the same.
¶ Place twice.
¶ TJ Maxx.
¶ Dr. Nydolf.
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Victory is won by overcoming the opposition.
Right now, more than 12 million Americans battle tonight.
Chronic head noises and ringing in the ears.
My lifelong opponent had been severely impaired hearing.
But the research and new technology that helped me can benefit many Tinnitus sufferers as well.
So write the American Tinnitus Association.
They'll help you be Tinnitus with winning answers.
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Hey, Coach Jitka.
Yeah?
You going to Florida?
You bet.
Even a coach needs a day in the sun.
I'm gonna go fishing.
I'm gonna play those great Florida golf courses.
You any good?
I ain't got a little problem with that.
No, they should go fishing.
¶ Midway flies nonstop to more Florida cities than anybody.
¶ Midway, our fear is to live you.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A poor man.
You too.
The new Chevy Beretta.
Designed to help you look better.
Engineered to help you drive better.
And priced to let you live better.
¶ To the heartbeat of America, the range of the lake.
Perhaps the thing that will surprise you most about the great-looking, great-handling sport coupe under here is who it comes from.
¶ To the heartbeat of America, the range of the lake.
Who needs what, Bullpump?
Every woman who leads a busy life.
Catching the 705.
The paper chase.
Christmas shopping.
The holiday party.
For feet that feel so good at the end of the day.
Pickway soft flex sole dress shoes in all these styles and colors on sale this week for only $7.99.
Flex comfort, $6 off this week at Pickway Shoes.
¶ They're the red hot blues.
They're the blue demons.
They start spreading the news.
They're championship dreamin'.
They've got the desire.
The Electrophiles.
And Mr. Joey Myers.
Gonna get you up and screamin'.
They're the blue demons.
On Channel 9.
They're the red hot blues.
They're the blue demons.
On Channel 9.
DePaul vs. Washington, 730 Tuesday.
De-de-de-DePaul.
Polo isn't just a game.
It's a tradition.
A way of life.
Polo by Ralph Lauren.
The Polo Classic Terry robe is yours for $30 with any purchase of $16 or more.
Available this Christmas at Marshall Field.
I took your advice, Dad.
It wasn't easy to tell him something like that.
He's so touchy.
Illinois Bell presents the words of wisdom call.
You know what?
He was glad I told him.
I mean, sincerely glad.
You're never too old to learn something from the guy who knows best.
Thanks.
It's nice to know there's someone I can always count on.
Can I count on you to come to dinner tomorrow night?
Good advice isn't hard to come by.
Just call.
I can't live without you.
The new Honda Accord LXI is orchestrated with an electronic AM-FM cassette player.
An inspiring moonroof.
Elegant alloy wheels.
And a fuel-injected engine.
The whole composition makes a classical statement.
Once again, Honda gives you an amazing performance.
The Honda Accord LXI is an electronic AM-FM cassette player.