We'll return to Little Miss Marker after these messages.
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Ralph is sick.
And his condition feels worse.
Like someone stuffed gerbils up my nose.
There's only one treatment left.
We got you the ice so that if your fever doesn't come down soon, we can submerge you in it.
Up to my knees, I'm okay.
If you get much higher, you're gonna hear one heck of a Little Richard impression.
His temperature's on the rise.
Now, let's see if we can keep it in your mouth a little longer this time.
So catch the fever.
On the next...
Now.
630 tonight on Fox 53 and 66.
Things are running wild when the boys meet the girls in the lighthearted comedy Private
School, 10 o'clock tomorrow morning on Fox.
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A family loses the father they love.
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Stevie's having some problems tonight.
I thought we should talk.
And I don't want you taking him to school with you anymore.
Can Jonathan help him understand?
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And is his friend as imaginary as we thought?
Highway to Heaven.
Seven o'clock tonight on Fox 53 and 66.
We'll return to Little Miss Marker after these messages.
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A 6 year old child has dealt a bad hand when she's left for collateral at a gambling establishment.
Walter Mathau stars in Little Miss Marker, 10 o'clock Monday morning on Fox.
Thank you for watching today's movie.
Join us again tomorrow morning for Phoebe Cates in Private School, right here on Fox.
Charles, I'm really proud of the way you're taking care of yourself.
Thanks, you know working out could be fun if you have the right attitude.
Buddy, I don't know if I'm going to be able to lift this much.
Don't worry about the weight, Adam.
Just enjoy the view.
Jamie, I thought you believed in exercise.
Oh, I do.
I just don't believe in sweating.
The right attitude?
Well, at least our laugh muscles get a workout.
Give your laugh muscles a workout with Charles in charge.
Six o'clock weeknights on Fox 53 and 66.
Tonight, stay up a little bit longer and rock to a new song from Grammy Award winner Steve
Windwood on the next Arsenio Hall Show.
10.30 tonight on Fox.
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