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Then what'd she do?
She kissed me.
Oh.
Uh-huh.
Two call ones. I knew a girl like that once.
You did?
We're playing this game called spin the bottle.
When it stopped, it was pointing right at me.
Then what?
She kissed me.
So what'd you do?
I married her.
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Does Grandma know?
She's a little suspicious.
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The floor's all shiny clean, Billy.
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Let's play.
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Hey, I have hair.
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$50,000 is missing.
Who took it?
Was it Ted?
Nice working with you, Ted.
Maybe you can turn your prison cell into a timeshare.
Was it Scott?
My analyst thinks I'm an adorably honest person.
Or was it Linda?
You seem a little nervous, Linda.
Kind of like someone who's laundered money.
Impossible. I've never laundered anything in my life.
An office full of suspects.
Who did it?
I hear they have some very big women in prison.
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