The reason?
Well, I kinda like the company.
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It makes you feel so good.
Here, have another glass, Lou.
When two of L.A.'s top rival cops...
You know, man...
Yeah, I hear you're the second best cop in the world.
It's funny, I had the same thing about you.
...go gunning for trouble, they drive each other crazy.
Tango and cash.
Rated R.
Starts Friday, December 22nd.
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She said...
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She cried...
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She wrote...
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Murder, she wrote on USA Tonight at 8.
Thanks to Caroline Foch for checking in with us on the party line.
Tomorrow is Dancing Romance, Thursday with Billy Hufsky on the party line.
And later this week, a Pizza Hut Uber review on our Friday weekend warm-up.
In the future, ho, ho, ho is our Christmas blowout on Saturday, December 23rd at 12 noon.
And our New Year's Eve blowout is Hacks and Performances by Your Favorite Stars.
That's on Sunday, December 31st from 11.30 pm to 12.30 am.
We're getting into the Christmas spirit a little early.
Here's Merry Christmas all.
And don't forget, we need you to make it happen. Bye-bye.
New Year's almost here.
Merry Christmas all.
The happy, happy new year.
Jolly good time of the year.
Sleigh bells in the snow.
Everywhere you go.
People having fun.
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We're all just like children.
Come that one special day.
Giving gifts just like children.
Ain't that the Christmas way.
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New Year's almost here.
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Have a happy, happy new year.
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New Year's almost here.
Merry Christmas all.
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Sleigh bells in the snow.
Everywhere you go.
People having fun.
Cause it's a merry time of the year.
A jolly good time of the year.
We're all just like children.
Come that one special day.
Giving gifts just like children.
Ain't that the Christmas way.
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We're heading straight to the home sweet home of the famed Fred and Barney show.
Now you promised not to be late so let's all gather at the number 9 gate so we can catch all this animation bait.
Bedrock rocks. Now out of that box put on those dancing socks.
Three historic rhythms in one very brief moment.
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Superstar Barbie on the movie screen.
Superstar Barbie changing for a spin.
She's in the gorgeous clothes and her head's a dream.
Superstar Barbie movie queen.
We're into Barbie.
Superstar Barbie doll comes with their own stand.
Ken doll and Ferrari car sold separately.
You put car together new from Mattel.
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Fritz Savage has a plan.
He's headed for the video championship.
It's gonna take a lot of talent.
A little romance.
I am not kissing a boy.
And the wizard.
Video on again.
You can do it. You're the best.
Fritz Savage in The Wizard.
Graded PG.
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Starts Friday at theaters everywhere.
The holiday classic returns.
Christmas at the Humbug.
Mr. McGoo's Christmas Carol.
A USA special presentation today at 4.
Evil doers.
Meet your man.
He's wise.
He's strong.
He is Superman on USA.
Today at 6.30.
For some really big batches.
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Catch the really big show.
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Boy Express fans have we got the cartoon knack.
Down with that snack. Let's pick up a slack.
More of Flintstones funniness right now.
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Fashion Star Phillies presents someone new.
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Nobody here is quite like her.
You style her with a star styler.
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She's a glamorous filly who's on the go.
Her hair style's always still the show.
I love her fabulous looks.
She takes center stage.
The night, the style you create is the hit of the night.
Jocelyn and the star styler.
What a glamorous fashion star Phillies.
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Quick like a beaver.
Curtains up. Let the games begin.
Listen, don't be so bold.
Keep your hats on in the cold on the simply marvelous USA Cartoon Express.
In a minute.
My name is Tyler Roddick.
I'm 10 years old and I hold nine world records in FISB Sports.
I started playing FISB seriously when I was 5 or 6 years old.
I was a professional.
I got interested because my dad took me out and played with me a lot.
He taught me a lot of tricks.
FISB is such a great sport because it's pretty competitive.
In the distance competition the idea is to throw a FISB as far as you can.
Is that high enough?
Yeah, that was a good distance, pal.
In well-run and catch competition you throw the FISB up in the air and you run after it and try to catch it.
Nice.
I like FISB because you can take one FISB and you can just make up a whole bunch of your own games.
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Cool.
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Cool as girl in school.
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Yep, the USA Cartoon Express has plumb run out of steam.
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Bye for now.
He faces impossible odds. He battles impossible evils.
Who could he possibly be?
He-Man, one half hour from now.
But first, anything goes in the exciting world of pop music with those glittering girls of jam.
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