The smudge stops here.
New anti-smudge mascara from CoverGirl.
Rich, rich color that's very anti-smudge.
Outstanding definition that's very anti-smudge.
Long, long wear that's very, very smudge-proof.
New anti-smudge mascara.
It doesn't mess around.
American monkeys, CoverGirl.
Hey!
Uh-huh.
What I like about you,
you really know how to dance.
Hey!
The good times roll with a clean, fresh taste of Bud Light.
Hey!
It doesn't fill you up, never lets you down.
Hey!
It was a nice, quiet town.
Then, K, Crybaby Walker.
You're a dead man, Walker!
He's not just antisocial.
Rock and roll!
He was born to be bad.
How does it feel to be a juvenile relinquish?
Feels good, man. I've never been so happy in my whole life.
K-Tel, Crybaby.
A film by John Waters, rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, April 6th at theaters everywhere.
All they have is all they need, each other.
This is a decent home environment.
It's just messy.
The Outsiders series premiere tonight.
Ever since Emory Leeson created the Omniscel, Metamucil,
it helps you go to the toilet.
If you don't use it, you'll get cancer and die.
The advertising business has gone crazy.
Sorry, folks, I haven't anymore.
Let's level with America.
We can't level, you idiots.
We're in advertising.
Crazy people.
Forget France.
From to Greece, we're nicer.
Right.
Rated R.
Special sneak previews Saturday, April 7th at select theaters.
Wouldn't it be great if you could turn an old den like this
into a dream den like this without paying for it?
And wouldn't it be great if all it took was finding beer in a store,
announcing Keystone's Dream Den giveaway?
Just go to a store, find Keystone and Keystone Life, and enter.
If you win, say hello to this big screen TV, deluxe cereal, mini refrigerator.
How about a pool table?
Keystone's Dream Den giveaway.
Wouldn't it be great if you won?
They came to Earth in search of one thing.
A good time.
We need our friends, we need aliens in front of all these people.
Gina Davis and Jeff Goldblum star in the way out comedy
with a title that says it all.
I just don't need you to think Earth girls are easy.
Earth Girls Are Easy, coming Wednesday, April 11th to Box Night at the Movies.
For the people who headed west, the promise of a new life
wasn't without some old familiar problems.
You and Scotty take care, Mrs. Perkins.
Thank you.
Doctor, Bill Coonsmayer just hang up with some barbed wire.
I'm on my way.
Years ago, the fastest line between someone in need and someone who could help
were the people of U.S. West.
Hello, Dr. Maxwell's office.
Oh, I'm sorry, the doctor just left.
Today, the companies of U.S. West continue to pioneer innovative connections
between your time and your needs.
I'm almost there, just make her comfortable.
Mr. Garcia, I'm running late.
I'm gonna forward my calls to your stable, okay?
Sure, just hurry.
As always, you can count on U.S. West to help you manage the business of life.
He's gonna be just fine.
Phone call, Dr. Hill.
Mom, Bridget had five puppies. Oh, they're so cute.
Nice going, Doc.
U.S. West, making the most of your time.
I'm here with my main man, Michael Jordan.
Yo, Mike, what makes you the best player in the universe?
Is it the vicious stumps?
No, ma'am.
Is it the haircut?
No, ma'am.
Is it the shoes?
No, ma'am.
Is it the extra long shorts?
No, ma'am.
Is the shoes in, right?
Nah.
Is it the short socks?
No, ma'am.
Money's gotta be the shoes.
Shoes, shoes.
Shoes, shoes.
You sure it's not the shoes?
I'm sure, ma'am.
What about the shoes?
No, ma'am.
Money's gotta be the shoes.
Ladies and gentlemen, the president.
This is George like to tell you about a fine motion picture.
Dana Carvey, Opportunity Knox.
Good for the economy.
A kinder, gentler comedy.
Honey, honey, honey.
Explains our trade deficit.
I could give away the ending, but wouldn't be pruned at this juncture.
Opportunity Knox.
Kinda makes me laugh.
Rating PG-13.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
Welcome.
This way.
Beautiful thing.
Oh.
Ed, look at this.
What is it?
It says to get Genie rub light.
Rub light?
Rub light.
It says to get Genie Bud Light.
A clean, fresh taste of Bud Light won't fill you up and never lets you down.
Okay, Ed.
Now you get a wish.
Bud Light, cause everything else, is just a light.
Tail fins.
Drive-ins.
Mustangs.
You boys having car trouble?
School dances.
It was a time for growing up.
Hey, Darryl, when was the first time you did it?
What?
And forever staying young.
I've wanted tonight for a long time.
The Outsiders.
Me too.
A new television series executive produced by Francis Ford Goebbela, next on FOX.