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I realize I'm a bunkie junkie.
On DVD, the funniest film in years.
She remind me of my mama.
It's hilarious.
A laugh out loud comedy.
Tom Hanks, Marlon Wayans.
Dad!
No hippity hop language in here.
The Lady Killers. Own it on DVD Tuesday, September 7th.
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Okay, Mr. Odick, that is one seat on the flight there and...
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Father of the Pride premieres NBC tomorrow at 9, 8 Central.
Tonight, Jay's all new with Dave Chappelle and Olympic gold volleyballers Misty May and Kerry Walsh.
We went nuts, Misty and I tackle each other, which you saw on TV.
We get a lot of flacks for that one.
Plus the prez.
Why don't you pick Arnold Schwarzenegger to address the crowd?
Because he's the one guy who mispronounces as many words as I do.
Followed by Conan tonight.
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Just get going to the Dodge Summer Sales Drive.
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My first day at Weight Watchers, my meeting leader asked everyone what they wanted to achieve.
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Welcome back.
I'm here in this 19th century Victorian with new owners Mike and Shannon Boyd.
Hi Ted.
We just fell in love with its charm.
Yeah, it's charming.
Unfortunately, the roof leaks, the foundation is crumbling and there's significant termite damage.
But I do have good news.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Hey, we need to talk about your electrical.
Whoa.
Yeah, we're gonna want to fix that.
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You know what this family needs to do.
Rip and dip.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We are not done ripping and dipping.
You can only have fun like this when you gather around the good stuff.
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That's all I'm saying.
Let me tell you something.
Mark my words.
House two wins.
Okay.
That's the way it's gonna go.
I think our house is gonna.
Chiseled.
Muscular.
Powerful.
Of all the thrilling lines that Nissan brings you, this may be the most interesting.
The bottom line at the Nissan National Sales Event.
It's an extraordinary time to get the all new full-size Nissan Titan with 2% financing or 1,000 cash back.
But hurry.
September 7th is the end of the line.
See your Nissan dealer now.
Honey, look.
It picked up parsley.
Soup mix?
What is that?
Cheese puff?
Wow.
The new Swiffer dry cloth with deep ridges picks up more than ever.
Stop cleaning.
Get Swiffer.
Get Swiffer.
Hello?
Oh, hi.
Mr. Wendy here going door to door to remind people about Wendy's late night pickup window.
Don't you have anything better to do?
Uh, actually, no.
Look, how many times have you been forced to eat lousy food late at night?
Happens all the time.
Why?
If you go to Wendy's, they'll make you a really good classic double with cheese, fresh,
instead of something that's been sitting around for who knows how long.
You're with Wendy's?
Well, unofficially.
So is anyone else home?
Yeah.
Say hi to Bruna.
Hello?
Wendy's pickup window is open till midnight or later.
Happy anniversary.
I am so lucky.
Ace Hardware is having a sale.
Stop in and save on hundreds of items at the 80th anniversary sale.
This weekend only at Ace, the helpful place.
Please refer to your history text.
No way!
History?
I love history.
Something happens.
Then later, something else happens.
So sequential.
Thank you.
First guy.
For writing history down.
Let's study.
The effects of feel-good fashion.
Old Navy jeans cause denim levels to rise.
Simultaneously, price levels drop.
Setting off good mood receptors at spontaneous moments throughout the day.
Five new washes starting at just $20.
In a world before time,
where chaos battled confusion
and the great Egyptian queen Nefertiti decreed.
Oi!
Did you just say titty?
Carry on.
Siegfried and Roy have the biggest animal act in Las Vegas.
God, I love this business.
But these are no ordinary animals.
Where do you think you're going?
Out.
Jenna stuck up older sisters in heat
and we're gonna watch her lower her standards.
Hey.
From the makers of Shrek,
an adult comedy Newsweek calls funny and daring.
Larry!
Get in here!
I'm kinda busy, hon.
I'm working on the first carol of fees.
Boy, did my daughter hit the jackpot with you.
Tomorrow night, meet the real wildlife of Sin City.
What comes before part B?
Part A!
I crown you Miss Most Likely to Make Out With Me.
Henry Davis, I'm in a book club with your mother.
Abort, abort, abort.
From DreamWorks and NBC.
When I first met my true love Glenda,
I must have wrote 30 songs in one weekend.
Travis, get in here!
Then she up and died and I got stuck with this.
John Goodman.
It may be nine o'clock in New York,
but right here, it's mountain time.
Not gonna happen.
Cheryl Hines, Orlando Jones and Carl Reiner.
I'm gonna hit the litter box hard.
With guest stars like Lisa Kudrow, Danny DeVito and Eddie Murphy.
You know how many times I had to hear,
donkey is an ass, donkey is an ass.
All right, I get it.
They're synonyms.
I hate synonyms, Larry.
And the two guys who started it all.
These are all animal pheromones,
the key to the attraction in the animal kingdom.
Are you sure this will work?
They're very powerful.
Father of the Pride,
premiering commercial free tomorrow at 9, 8 Central on NBC.
What was I thinking?
Many women have uncomfortable hot flashes and night sweats
that disrupt their lives.
That's me.
There's a low dose hormone therapy
to relieve these menopausal symptoms.
Less hormones?
It's the lowest effective dose of Prempro
with 52% less estrogen and 40% less progestin than before.
As it relieves symptoms, it helps prevent osteoporosis.
Sounds good.
If you don't have symptoms,
consider non-estrogen treatments to prevent bone loss.
Prempro does not prevent and may increase your chance
of having a bone loss.
Prempro does not prevent and may increase your chance
of heart disease, heart attack, stroke, or dementia.
And may increase the risk of breast cancer and blood clots,
so its use should be limited to the shortest time
based on goals and risks.
It's not a lifelong commitment.
That's for me.
Prempro is not right for every woman.
Discuss its use with your doctor
and reevaluate its use regularly.
Don't use Prempro if you've had a hysterectomy
or if you've had unusual vaginal bleeding,
breast or uterine cancer, blood clots,
liver problems, stroke or heart attack,
or if you think you're pregnant.
Side effects may include breast pain and abdominal cramps.
I deserve relief from my symptoms.
I'm asking my doctor about the lowest effective dose of Prempro.
Something new is in the air.
New for breeze air effects.
It seeks out and eliminates odors in the air.
So it feels clean with a breezy scent of spring.
Do it again.
New for breeze air effects.
Mmm.
It's that fresh.
This is the one sales event you've been waiting for.
The Ford authorized clearance.
Where you can get Ford's newest minivan, Ford Freestar.
The one with a five-star crash test rating.
The one with a third-row seat that
folds three different ways.
The one that received the best PIN of all time.
Checked by the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety.
Now Freestar is the one with 5,000 cash back
plus 1,000 clearance cash from finance through Ford Credit.
The Ford authorized clearance.
This is the one event you don't want to miss.
LAX.
50 million passengers a year.
All traveling at the speed of light.
And behind each one
Welcome to the United States of America.
is a story.
So where are you heading the drugs?
We have an emergency.
behind every story.
If we're not on the field by 9 a.m.,
Let me see what I can do.
are the people who keep things moving.
Go, go, go!
You gotta trust us.
Heather Locklear and Blair Underwood.
LAX.
Premiers NBC Monday in two weeks.
This is the one sales event you've been waiting for.
The Ford authorized clearance.
Get $3,500 total cash back on Ford Focus.
The one that's been named Car and Driver's 10 Best Four Years Running.
The one that comes with 100,000 mile powertrain protection.
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This is the one sales event you don't want to miss.
Surprises won't last long.
So get to the Ford authorized clearance today at your Northwest Ford stores.
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A new way to search for missing people on 11 at 11.
Oh, I love you.
Don't forget to call, son.
Yep, I got you right in here, dad.
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Plus buy one LG 3200 for $29.99 and get one free.
I need to call her back.
Are you all in?
Verizon Wireless.
We never stop working for you.
Imagine what a pleasant surprise it must have been when man first tarnished the power
of wind at GE.
We still believe in wind as a pure natural source of power.
Wind energy from GE for a cleaner, more fuel efficient world.
GE imagination at work.
Hey, little fella, gotta change your touch.
What you thought was enough might be too much.
See, it's more cushiony than ever before.
We're charming ultra.
Less is more.
When we say less is more, less is more.
It's more absorbent than the regular ripple brand for sure.
What you used to love now you're gonna adore.
Charmin Ultra.
Less is more.
Cha cha cha.
Charmin.
Your worst fall allergies are on their way.
Bring it on.
We're Claritin Clear.
Claritin D relieves congestion, sinus pressure, itchy eyes.
Allergies won't get the best of me.
Now I'm Claritin Clear.
For the worst, get the most non-drowsy Claritin D.
Nothing works stronger to relieve even your worst congestion
without drowsiness.
So at work, at play, you can breathe better.
That's Claritin Clear.
There's clear, then there's Claritin Clear.
Tom, look at me.
Are we ever gonna get married?
Married?
Thank you.
Well, you've never said that to me before.
I mean it.
Thank you.
Amazing what a simple thank you can do.
Introducing Thank You from Citi.
A new kind of rewards program.
Easy to earn, easy to redeem.
That's a card you can count on.
The waiting is almost over.
Next Thursday, The Apprentice is back.
Nice looking group.
Wow.
18 new hot shots.
Graduate of West Point.
Ford model.
Warren School of Business.
It's not a game.
Unbridled insanity.
It's a career.
How?
You love that.
Who will succeed?
She completely lost control.
Who will fail?
If I could just get my hands around his throat.
Who will be The Apprentice?
Who would you throw out?
Pick a name.
All new Apprentice.
NBC next Thursday.
You'd expect that US Olympic athletes need pain relief.
Specifically designed to work all day on their muscle pain.
What you might not expect is that this relief comes from Tylenol.
Tylenol 8 Hours, the official supplier of pain relief products to the 2004 US Olympic team.
Welcome to the positive side of NO.
There's a NO inside all of us.
Search for your inner NO.
No way.
Embrace it.
Repeat.
Nunca.
No.
Never ever.
Tumas.
Saying no to my friends was impossible.
No.
But after trying the new McDonald's chicken selects, everything changed.
These juicy 100% chicken breast strips with buffalo sauce are so out of this world that
I gotta say no if I'm gonna have any.
Nunca.
Can you believe these guys?
They actually think this is hard.
They should try racing at the mouthful of pool water.
I'm just kidding guys.
Congratulations Natalie.
Great job in Athens.
You made winning look easy.
Sprint PCS.
Now that's better.
We know that smoking is a tough habit to break.
But there's one way to stop that works every time.
Don't start.
Don't start.
Don't start.
Don't start.