Tonight, tonight, the world is full of light
With suns and moons all over the place
Tonight, tonight, let's just be friends
Tonight, tonight, there's only you tonight
He's got a head like luggage, yeah. He's got his own climate.
Oh, please don't say fee-fi-fo-fum.
Castle Rock Entertainment presents a comedy of incredible proportions.
I have a question.
Yes, Amber?
How big is your face?
Oh, yeah!
Billy Crystal.
You must know!
I don't know!
My Giant, rated PG.
At theaters Friday, April 10th.
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Blue skies smiling at me.
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Claritin, the number one prescription antihistamine for ages six and over.
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Blue skies smiling at me.
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Many people come to this small town.
Welcome to Pinecrest.
But no one knows...
Gotcha!
...how they leave.
I've been waiting for you.
From the creators of I Know What You Did Last Summer...
Something's gonna happen.
...comes an NBC movie event.
Oh, God help!
This Sunday, you're gonna scream.
I've been waiting for you, NBC Sunday.
Please release me.
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Ozone Monday is gonna be big.
And you're the producer, but the director.
First he wants a monsoon, then a blizzard, so you call UPS for the most guaranteed delivery options.
You need the gowns for the wedding scene in three days.
The mechanical pigs, second date by noon.
And the star's psychic healing tapes.
Thank you, 8 a.m.
Is there a happy ending?
Two words.
Acceptance speech.
I can't help it.
Night of a Gazillion Luts continues.
With the joy of another Seinfeld and a great Frasier Ski Lodge episode.
All after Caroline, NBC, next.
I treat you right, don't I?
I always do what you want to do.
Like, remember last Sunday when you wanted to go to McDonald's for 39 cent cheeseburgers?
It took you, right?
What about Wednesday for 29 cent hamburgers, huh?
It's not you.
Then what's wrong?
It's Thursday.
Now at McDonald's you can get 39 cent cheeseburgers every Sunday and 29 cent hamburgers every Wednesday.
Did somebody say McDonald's?
Well hello everyone, Super Dave here at the 98 Great 10 event.
As you can see suspended from a forklift with a straitjacket,
attempting to break free before this speeding truck hits me.
And remember, I am a master escape artist.
Uh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, need just a few more seconds.
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The U.S. may ease its trade policy with Cuba to help their people.
The details at 11.
You know what?
With its unique wide track design, the Wide Track Grand Prix sports sedan
provides better cornering and control.
When you're out for a bite, the Wide Track Grand Prix by Pontiac.
Wider is better.
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12 hour days, endless nights, no weekends to call their own.
This is the stuff young lions are made of.
And no headache will limit their imagination.
Because this is the Advil generation.
The advanced medicine of Advil is freedom from headaches, just like that.
Headaches to muscle aches. Advil relieves all kinds of pain.
Advil simply lets people do what they love to do.
Okay, guys, going out for lunch.
You know the rules.
Hey, sweeties, you being good? Better be. No doggie banks for you.
Oh, and Scooter, get off the counter.
Ericsson mobile phones. That's the power of voice.
Pats are so much trouble. Not my little angels.
Sunday, John Stockton and Karl Malone lead the red hot Utah Jazz against the New York Knicks.
Or Hawks Pistons. The NBA on NBC, Sunday at noon Eastern.
The perfect man. Women are gaga. Men are gaga.
Wow, so handsome. It's not like you can stop traffic.
Now, he's battling Frazier for the same exotic woman.
Who's as lovely as a chicken beak?
All-new Frazier, NBC Tuesday.