["The Good Life of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
No! No!
It's our day!
Tonight's Channel 11 8 o'clock movie,
Trading Places, will return.
The Good Life isn't just for people with perfect credit.
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What's the world's biggest bike store?
Toys R Us.
They've got dirt bikes,
speed bikes,
bikes for tights,
for mom and pop,
bikes for granddad,
over a hundred different bikes like Kent,
Huffy,
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not that Murray,
yeah, that Murray,
all at rock-bottom prices.
So hurry to Toys R Us and walk away with your own special model.
Yeah.
So in my interview, they told me how Dow can take all this coal
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Wouldn't that cut down on acid rain?
Got it.
Sounds like one serious job, son.
I just wish it wasn't so far away.
Can I miss you, Mike?
Hey, take care of this for me.
["You Can Make a Difference in What Tomorrow Brings"]
Son, show them what you got.
["Cause Dow Let's You Do Great Things"]
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Look at these fries.
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Jack in the Box didn't just top pastrami.
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We now return to Trading Places on tonight's KSTW TV 11, 8 o'clock movie.
Tonight's Channel 11, 8 o'clock movie, Trading Places, will return.
Here in the West, it's been a done deal for well over 80 years.
Pros and amateurs alike just grab their belts, cinch them up, and head to town.
Knowing that inch for inch, tool for tool, yard for yard, you can't beat done.
It's the best way to nail down great values without shooting a hole in your budget.
And that, my friend, is how the West was done.
As cars get older, they may need higher and higher octane to perform like they used to.
But there is a gasoline specially formulated to control this higher octane need
while providing the highest level of engine cleanliness.
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Still think all gasolines are the same?
After I created my KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce, it didn't hang up my chef's hat.
Now here's a great new flavor, bold. Why do I call it bold?
Well, here's the recipe. You take a pinch of...
and a couple of cloves of...
then stir in some...
Don't attempt this recipe at home. Go buy new KC Masterpiece bold.
This sauce lives up to its name.
This is a KSTW-TV 11 News Update.
Good evening. Coming up on Channel 11 News,
President Bush is listed in stable condition tonight at Bethesda Naval Hospital.
A look at the design chosen today for a new museum in Tacoma.
Tony Potts has sports tonight.
That's right, Bill. Also, Rod Simons down in Portland for game five with the Sonics.
We have a full report for you at 1030.
The Yankees and Meritors and the Kentucky Derby and the Seahawks.
What more could you ask for?
And meteorologist Larry Schick with the latest weather at 1030 on Channel 11 News.
The Easy Spirit Color Playoffs. The Golds versus the Pattons.
The One and Only Easy Spirit Shock Blocker Pump.
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Hey, Dad, it's P. Day. Let's go to Sizzler. My treat.
Right now, Sizzler's offering two delicious sirloin steak dinners,
and you get both for only $7.99.
Two juicy sirloin steaks, grilled to order,
both with your choice of baked potato, rice, vegetable, or fries.
So treat yourself and someone you love to a hearty steak dinner.
But hurry, it's only for a limited time.
That was great. We ought to do this more often.
What does he think I am? Made of money?
Sizzler.
I love to go into Ernst at the first sign of spring
because they have all their spring flowers in,
and I can hardly wait to get my pots planted.
I always know that Ernst is going to honor anything I see on sale anywhere, less 5%.
Kill lawn insects safely with GreenSweep Lawn Insect Control, $6.97 for the 32-ounce size.
And Lilly Miller's super-rich Weed and Feed is $14.92 for 5,000 square feet of coverage.
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Charles Bronson. Top gun in the Secret Service.
When somebody puts out a contract on the president's wife...
A million dollars is a lot of money for near misses.
Charles Bronson is the first lady's last resort.
Somebody just tried to kill you.
Jule Ireland. Charles Bronson.
Has it ever occurred to you the president might be the one who wants you dead?
Assassination. Tonight at 11 on TV 11.
We now return to Trading Places on tonight's KSTW TV 11 8 o'clock movie.
Tonight's Channel 11 8 o'clock movie. Trading Places will return.
My glasses seem to hate me, and I've got the marks to prove it.
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The Corlick Sisters on Denny's new Grand Slam menu.
Rose was hit by a pitch. She thinks she had Grand Slam lunches for breakfast.
The restaurant has Grand Slam lunches and breakfasts.
Strike one.
Next you'll say they have Grand Slam dinner.
They do on the new Grand Slam menu.
Strike two.
Great. Now you're saying new menu.
We both saw the new menu.
Strike three. Game's over.
Great. What's up, Lenny?
Denny.
Try Denny's new Grand Slam menu.
Now we're a whole lot more than a great place for breakfast.
It is a soldier.
He is a soldier.
It is part of an army.
He is an army.
You've met the invaders.
Ants.
Now, meet the exterminator.
The Orkin Man.
Armed with one of the most sophisticated pest control systems in the world,
he wipes out ants, destroys the nest, and prevents their return, guaranteed.
The Orkin Man.
One call destroys them all.
Oh, girl, I'd be in trouble if you left me now,
because I don't know where to look for love.
Something happens between the weddings and birthday parties.
It's called the rest of your life.
That's why we created Sony Handycam,
and that's why it's America's most popular camcorder.
After all, it's a Sony.
It's a Sony.
It's a Sony.
Trading places will return in a moment.
I grew up on rock and roll,
but I can't take the hard stuff on those rock stations.
Then I found this new station, FM 104, the mountain.
They play mellow rock and roll.
Album cuts I haven't heard in years from groups like The Eagles,
Jackson Brown, Fleetwood Mac, The Doobie Boogie,
Jackson Brown, Fleetwood Mac, The Doobie Brothers.
Finally, somebody got it right.
Mellow rock and roll, FM 104, the mountain.
It seems that every time you turn around these days,
another pain reliever with ibuprofen in it is comparing itself to Tylenol.
But you know what they can't say?
They can't say they're gentler than Tylenol, because they're not.
Tylenol won't irritate your stomach the way ibuprofen sometimes can.
That's a medical fact.
And is it any wonder that today hospitals use Tylenol 14 times more than ibuprofen?
Tylenol, the pain reliever hospitals use most.
Pizza Hut Delivery presents the return of the $4 pizza deal.
So we know the deal. Our first pizza is...
Regular price.
And after four more pizzas are reached...
Four bucks.
What about a Supa Suprema meatlovers and a pepperoni pizza?
Regular price, four bucks, four bucks.
Five supreme.
Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
First pizza, regular price, then as many as four more, just four dollars each.
Okay, how about two Supremes and Italian sausage pizza, David, you and a pepperoni pizza?
Regular price, four bucks, four bucks. Now for a billion bucks, four bucks.
Oh!
Pizza Hut, make any pay!
Check directory assistance for the Pizza Hut Delivery nearest you.
This Western always welcomes me wherever I'm at home
Reflecting the pride of the cities they call home
Best Western, it's not the same old place
Best Western, for my individual taste
Oh, Best Western
Best Western, as individual as America itself.
We now return to Trading Places on tonight's KSTW TV 11, 8 o'clock movie.