We'll be right back.
Rhonda Drury started working at Jiffy Lube six years ago.
Today, she's a regional manager.
She'll tell you that Signature Service is more than just an oil change.
Wherever you live, you'll find experienced people just like Rhonda.
At your neighborhood Jiffy Lube.
Jiffy Lube Signature Service Oil Change.
Our name is on the line.
And we offer Pennzoil.
I've been welding since I've been 15 years old.
When you weld, you get sunburned quite a bit.
Unfortunately, it doesn't tan. It just peels off.
When you're walking around on your feet, you're on those at least eight hours a day here.
That's a third of your life. You're standing on your feet here at work.
Wolverine DuraSharks. The world's most comfortable boots, guaranteed.
And if you wear them home, you wear them for 16 hours
because you go out in the yard and wear them with everything else.
Wolverine boots and shoes since 1883.
Wolverines are pretty damn good boots.
They're some of our favorite people.
The millions of AutoZone customers who change their own oil.
They're the kind of folks who believe that taking care of their car and saving money go hand in hand.
And while we admire their willingness to tackle a dirty job,
most of all, we thank them for bringing their used oil back to us.
After all, used motor oil should be recycled.
And that's one job we simply can't do alone.
Hi, here in beautiful downtown Miami to find out what people think about new Perk Plus.
I'm gonna wash your hair right now if you'd like.
No.
Oh, come on.
Can you see through my hair right here?
Ironically enough, yeah.
But this stuff, since they redid it, it's been revolutionarily redesigned and has water-based conditioning.
So any excess conditioner washes away, so your hair's gonna feel clean.
Feels great.
Light.
It's so soft.
It's wonderful.
That's Perk Plus with clean conditioning. If we can wash your hair, we can change your mind.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
ESPN welcomes you back to Darlington Raceway in South Carolina. We are live now and...
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I'm Dr. Lowenstein.
She's smart and she's got legs.
What are you all hiding?
She's tough.
Face it, Lowenstein. I bring out the animal in you.
And she's got nails.
Sorry. That's a wrong story.
She's also got an ignalty.
I'm starting to like this city, Doc.
It seems she's got everything but love.
Now I know why it always seems so sad.
Barbara Streisand.
Isn't it nice just to feel good?
The Prince of Tides on the movie channel.
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A lot of kids play high school basketball.
Some make it to the McDonald's All-American game.
And a few make it further than that.
The McDonald's All-American High School Basketball game.
Wednesday at 9 on ESPN.
Before each game I make sure everything's ready.
The skate laces, the hockey tape, blood capsules.
It's really simple. Put it in your mouth, bite down.
The fans go nuts for it.
ESPN's coverage of the Trans-South Financial 400 from Darlington Raceway is being brought to you by Advance Auto Parts.
The best part is our people.
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NASCAR driver Jeff Burton goes head to head with everyday driver Eileen.
My car has a 750 horsepower high compression engine.
My car has an engine.
I can cruise all afternoon at 180 miles per hour.
I'll stick to 55. Thanks.
I start my engine with a powerful Exide NASCAR Select battery.
Me, too. Thanks.
The Exide NASCAR Select battery. It's not just for race cars.
To raise the bar for the entire industry, it will take even more than standard front and side airbags and a steel safety cage.
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Introducing the all-new Sonata.
From Hyundai.
Consider the bar raised.
It's March, and it means Classic Madness.
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Are you old school?
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What a day. I get fired on national TV.
No, it could be worse.
How could it possibly be worse, Frank?
I think it just got worse.
And now, Budweiser's replacement for Louie the Lizard...
No.
The Barrett!
This is not gonna be good for my blood pressure.
He's good.
Don't encourage him, Frank.
You have your weekend projects. We have ours.
Ladies man with one thing on his mind.
Nachos!
Mm-hmm.
He's a nacho-lovin' fool.
Don't stand between the man and his nachos.
Nachos!
Yeah.
Fungalicious.
Right now at Taco Bell, Big Bad Nachos, Bell Grande. Only 99 cents when you buy a large drink. That's over a buck off, dig?
Nachos!