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Okay. Most days this business is a lot of fun.
But today, it's giving me a splitting headache.
For this kind of pain, I don't take aspirin or Tylenol anymore.
Today, I go straight to Advil.
One Advil is usually enough.
But for a really tough headache, it's two Advil, and that pain will be history.
An Advil is gentler to my stomach than aspirin.
I like that.
Advil, advanced medicine for pain.
And for colds in this year's flu, try new CoAdvil.
In America, a baby is born every nine seconds.
But this Monday, only one will be born to a man.
Alienation.
2-2 or 2-3?
Outside this old world just keeps on going.
Randy Travis. He's the best.
Still the real things are found in the old ways.
What a voice.
Hello.
Hi.
Because when you found the real things, I kind of found them.
You think he's as cute in person?
Uh-huh.
What I wouldn't give to meet a guy like him.
Hey, Julie. Want to ring up this Coca-Cola classic?
Thank you.
The magic is back.
What magic?
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Lethal Weapon 2.
I'm now with you.
On videocassette.
And man, the magic is lethal.
Lethal Weapon 2, for sale at stores everywhere.
Hi, can I help you?
Yeah, I'm looking for a Cherokee.
Right this way.
Bye-bye.
But this is an Isuzu Trooper.
It's a much better buy.
It is?
The Trooper has four-wheel disc brakes.
Cherokee doesn't.
I didn't know that.
The Trooper has more cargo space.
Really?
And sells for about a thousand bucks less.
You're kidding.
Here, take a test drive.
Sure is lucky I ran into you.
Oh.
I wouldn't call it luck.
Now, Generous Factory Cash could mean big savings on a Trooper during Isuzu's sale into the 90s.
Out of every ten people who've tried Benalin cough syrup with its unique cough suppressant,
nine say they'll use it again.
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Go camping with the Simpsons.
Don't worry.
I'm an experienced woodsman.
Get them off me!
The Simpsons in the great outdoors Sunday.
L. Bad Luck Bundy versus the gorgeous ladies of wrestling and surprise opponent Big Bad Momma.
Someone shoot me!
And also Married with Children Sunday.
Every Saturday I get a call from my friend Ellen.
We've been gabbing on the phone since high school.
Back there we talked about boyfriends and teachers and now we talk about husbands and children and grandchildren
and what are you having for lunch and don't get too fat.
And I pick up that phone on Saturday.
I'm 17 again.
And believe me, that's been a long time.
Call your best friend.
He won't be coming in today.
My brother's wedding and I forget my antiperspirant.
I had to borrow his Suave.
Suave worked great and when I found out that it cost less than my regular antiperspirant, I switched.
Suave, antiperspirant and deodorant.
So effective you won't believe the price.
When winter colds come.
Hello doctor.
An awful cough.
Tri-Aminic DM.
Alcohol free.
And Tri-Aminics the number one pediatrician recommended brand for coughs and colds.
Tri-Aminic.
What's inside the new BK bonus bag?
The one and only Whopper and medium fries for just a dollar ninety-nine.
Outside there's bonus coupons for breakfast, lunch and dinner plus big savings on...
The World Cup Encyclopedia.
USA Today.
Pepsi.
Diet Pepsi.
Even five dollars off at Foot Locker.
The BK bonus bag to offer so much for so little.
Sometimes you gotta break the rules.
Conventional automotive wisdom has it that aerodynamic styling is often achieved at the expense of creature comfort.
Which brings us to the unconventional new Dodge Monaco.
One of the most aerodynamic cars on the road.
And the roomiest car in its class.
Japanese or American.
It lets you be a big fish in a big pond.
We asked this lawyer to demolish a car for charity.
But you'll need a lawyer of his own when he finds out there is no charity.
Somebody help me! He's wrecking my car!
Uh-oh.
Then...
Jimbo!
It's more of your home videos on another totally hilarious episode of Totally Hidden Video, next.
Take a close look at your phone and give it this elementary IQ test.
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I can sure use my tax refund now.
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Great, but I'm a little short of cash right now.
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With Rapid Refund, H&R Block files your federal return electronically with the IRS.
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That's the way it ought to be.
That's the new Rapid Refund Program from H&R Block.
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