You say home is where the heart is. Oh please don't talk about hearts.
Let's not talk, period.
Or let's talk what you came for. In a way, yeah. Oh please Blake, no more games.
Did you think that's what I came here for? All right.
Let's get on with it then. It? Yes, yes. Let's sweet, whisper sweet French
nothings into each other's ear and fondle, make soft, gentle, tender, giving...
Let's have sex, yeah? Why don't you put it that way?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought we weren't gonna play games. We're not. So?
Actually, I had something a little different in mind.
Could you pass that by me again? Which word didn't you understand, Debra? I'm
supposed to take the fall for hiring this Rob guy? Exactly. Well, he doesn't even
work for the station. He's doing... I don't even know what he's doing. Debra, just stick to the script, okay?
You hired Rob Lane without my knowledge. It's as simple as that. Oh, it's simple, all
right. You're the boss and the flunky. I take the fall. Don't get too tragic about
it. It's not a big deal. I'll make sure you get a nice big raise, okay? And that
reminds me, what did you hear about Reba Shane? Oh, as far as I can tell, she has
just disappeared. Nobody disappears that easily. Something's going on with that.
Well, I'll keep on it. It may be all I have to do after I've made my little
confession. And I can do without the sarcasm. Ah, here comes lover boy, your ex.
I'll get back to work, boss. Yeah, do that. Hello. Hi. Thanks for coming by. Well, I
mean, you sounded very upset on the phone. I am. What's up? Well, I find myself with a
problem. A very big problem. What problem? It concerns Cassie.
This is it. Wow. Listen, I still don't know that it was a good idea to bring her here.
You should just relax. What if Mara and Shane see her? The kids are gonna be here for hours.
What if they get out of school early? Anything could happen here, Cassie. Do you
want to turn her into Reba? It just doesn't feel right. Well, it's not right,
Josh. And if you would have come to me in the beginning and asked my opinion, I
would have told you that. But you didn't. And you and Michael decide to play God, and
you brought a living human being to life who happens to be a genetic duplicate of
my sister. So as far as I'm concerned, uncomfortable went out the door a long
time ago.
Put that back. I was just... Put it back right now. It doesn't belong to you.
Sorry. Give it to me. I was just looking at it. Josh, it didn't mean any harm. I felt like I was gonna break it.
This is very important to me. All this stuff, very important to me.
Why don't you go upstairs and take a look around? Okay. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry, too.
This is too hard for you. Yeah, well, I just know that I can't back out now, you
know? I mean, she's my responsibility. I know. Being in this place, being
around Reva's stuff, I hear Reva's voice in her, and I see Reva's look in her
eyes. It just reminds me of what I've lost and what I'm never gonna have again.
I'm trying so hard to deal with it. Every time I feel like I'm handling it okay,
something like this happens, and I fall apart again. I just love her so much,
and I miss her so much. She's gone, and no matter what I do or don't do, she's...
she's gone. I never even got a chance to say goodbye.
I have covered this entire island, and it's like he just vanished into thin air.
I was right, Joshua. There is someone here with me. I didn't imagine him. He's
here, only I wish I had dreamed him up, because he would have been a lot nicer
than this creep.
Hey! What the hell are you doing? It's called fishing. No, no, no, I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about the way you scoped away from the lagoon last night after I
finished dressing. You didn't seem to be enjoying my company. No, you're right, I
wasn't. That's not the point. Could be Hannibal Lecter for all I care, and I'd
still need to talk to you. Hannibal Lecter? Yeah, you know, that guy from the movie,
that really scary guy, Hannibal the cannibal. How long have you been here?
A while. I guess so. How do you live? Where do you live? None of your business. Okay, well, is
there anything I can ask you? You can ask me anything you want, doesn't mean I'm
gonna give you an answer. Don't pout. You can keep running your mouth whether I talk
back or not. I've never heard anyone talk so much. How does Joshua stand it?
Joshua? You keep talking to someone named Joshua. Must be one hell of a patient guy
to put up with you. You know something, you've got some nerve. Not only are you a
peeping Tom, but you're an eavesdropper too. You have been listening in on my
private, personal talking. Does this Joshua ever get a word in edgewise? You know what? Stuff it.
Actually, I prefer my fish plain. Broiled maybe with a little ginger, some lemon.
You know, you really want me to hate you, don't you? Nope. You hungry?
No. No, actually I'm not.
I mean, you probably know this because you keep me under 24 hours surveillance
ever since I got here, but I have got lots of food, heaps of food. I've got
mangoes and I've got papayas and I have coconut. Now if that's all you're eating, you're gonna get sick.
Better take a couple of these fish.
What did I do to deserve this? Here I am stuck here on this island and I get you.
Well, you know what? I don't need your fish and I don't need you. Good. And you stay
out of my way and I'll stay out of yours. Got it? Yeah, yeah I got it. But that's not gonna be the way it's gonna work.
It's not because I'm gonna be in your face every day for as long as it takes
for you to get me off this crummy island.
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Did anything happen to Cassie? No, she's fine as far as I know right now, but she might not be when she finds out what happened. Diane, if this is your way of trying to come between me and Cassie, I really, I'm not in the mood. Okay. You know what, Hart, forget it. I'm sorry that I asked you that.
Come on, Diana. Just tell me what this is about, please. Please. Rob Lane is working here, Hart. Rob Lane? Cassie's ex Rob Lane? Yeah, it's the one. I thought you said you weren't trying to come between me and Cassie. I didn't have anything to do with it. Would you like to hear what happened or not?
Go ahead. Thank you. So, you know, I was at the hospital all the time that my mother and Maureen were sick and that's when it happened. I mean, I was never here, so he came in and filled out an application and my assistant hired him. Your assistant hired him? Yeah. So she just hires people without consulting you now.
Well, when they're applying for mail boy, yeah, it's not like he filled out an application to be the CEO or anything. But I was furious with her anyway. I was just chewing her out before you came in. Okay. All right. So just fire the guy. I know, but I can't fire him. Why? Because I'm going to get hit with an unlawful termination suit. Oh, Diana, please. The guy's an ex-con. He's a creep. I know. That's exactly why I can't fire him. It's kind of ironic, isn't it? No, it kind of stinks. He's going to stay in town anyway. What's the difference who he works for?
Well, if he's working here, Cassie will blame me for hiring him.
Well, I'll just tell Cassie it wasn't your fault. It'll be fine.
Listen, Hart, I've been thinking about this. You know, I've been doing my very best to stay out of your new life with Cassie and I haven't always been successful, but I've made progress. I mean, I feel like we've made progress and I don't want to ruin that.
Right. So why did you even tell me, Diana?
Because I wanted to get it all out in the open and I wanted to ask you if you have any ideas. Maybe we can get him a job someplace else.
Damn it, a job? Who's going to hire the guy? He's a felon.
Well, I was thinking maybe you could hire him yourself.
This isn't what I wanted, Cassie. If it weren't for the kids, I don't think I could go through with it.
I know, I know.
I'm sorry she's giving you such a hard time.
I can take it. I mean, she's not going to be 17 forever, which is why we've got to give her a crash course on being Reva and showing her bedrooms and showing her what Mara and Shane's favorite food is. That's not going to cut it.
Yeah, I know that. It's just hard for me to be around her right now.
I understand that, Josh, but she's in love with you. You've got to take advantage of that. I mean, Reva had this incredible capacity for love and we've got to teach her to nurture people, especially her children, Mara and Shane.
I understand that, Cassie. I just don't know how we're going to do that at the time that we have.
Well, no one said it was going to be easy, but we've...
Josh, don't mind my head off, okay? But I found this in Reva's closet. Is it all right if I try it on?
Yeah, yeah. As a matter of fact, you can keep it.
Really?
Yes. And anything else you find that you like.
Okay. We can go through the closets together if you like.
I don't really need any help. Thanks.
Reva.
No, no. Josh and I will be fine, so you can leave now.
I live here. And so does my daughter Tammy. You'll like her when you get to know her.
Why can't you just get your own place?
Reva and I didn't know each other very long. We grew up without each other. So we were living together so we could get to know each other better.
Okay, well, Reva doesn't live here anymore so you can pack your things and go...
Listen, kid. I know you don't like me very much and I'm certainly not in love with you either, but hopefully in time we'll get over it.
But until then, we have to live with each other. So deal with it.
Well, it looks like I'm stuck with you. Since there is no way off this crummy island as you call it.
Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't say that. There's got to be a way out of here and you're going to help me get out of here.
Look, I'm so sorry that I was snarky to you when we first met. I am. But you have got to understand the situation, the ordeal that I'd just been through.
I'm not going to bore you with the whole story, but the bottom line is that a woman, a crazy woman, left me to die in the ocean and I was out there on that water for I don't know how long, for days.
And I don't remember even getting here. I don't remember swimming. I don't remember anything.
I lost count of the days since all that happened. And you're the first human contact that I have. And I'm sorry I just took all my frustrations out on you.
Are you listening to a word I'm saying?
Mm hmm.
Okay. You just scared me when you popped out of nowhere like that. And you probably aren't the pervert that I accused you of being.
Probably?
Well, more than probably. Most likely you're not. But you have to understand why I kept my guard up. You do. Why didn't you let me know you were here when I first got here?
I was hoping you'd find your way off on your own. Unfortunately you didn't.
You mean you were never going to let me know you were here? Does that mean nobody knows you're here?
Just you.
Oh come on. You must have family or friends.
Try the ones you don't eat. They'll keep for a while that way.
Wait. Wait. Won't you please just tell me how you got here?
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Welcome home.
You know what I think you two need?
Is to get away for a while.
Now, I've talked to Blake about going to St. Louis and doing some PR work there for the journal.
Holly, what's in St. Louis?
Well, Fletcher and I were working on this merger.
So I am working on this merger with a syndicate there and I need somebody to do public relations work.
I thought it would be so good for Blake to get back into the business world.
Is she going to do it?
Well, I think she would if you would go along. How do you feel about a second honeymoon?
Well, I'd consider it, but with Abigail behind bars, I just don't know.
You said yourself there's nothing else you can do for her right now.
What you could do for her is bring her a well-rested attorney.
That's real true, but what about the boys? What are we going to do with the boys?
Well, I've taken care of them before. Always return them in good condition.
It would be good for me to get my mind off of, you know,
and I really feel that she needs to get away from all the pressures that she's under
and you haven't been on a vacation for how long? Please, say that you'll do it.
Why are you so insistent about this?
Because if Fletcher and I, maybe if we had spent more time together,
not with the paper and not with Meg, maybe things would have been different.
Yes, maybe they would. Maybe you're right.
I am.
Honeymoon in St. Louis, I can think of more romantic places than St. Louis, though.
Well, forget about St. Louis. I mean, I was just trying to go somewhere else.
I could get somebody else to do public relations.
So where should we go?
Well, there's always Paris. You know, Paris, she always loved Paris.
All right, Paris it is.
All right, John, thank you.
Why bang me?
Because you've made my daughter a very happy woman.
Miss, something different. Does it mean I get to undress you?
No.
Why do you have all those clothes on?
Because I'm not here for what you think, Ben.
Huh. Game time.
No, no, no. Actually, it's quite the opposite.
I was hoping that we could be a little honest with each other.
I want you. You want me. How much more honest do you want to be?
I'm talking about emotional honesty, Ben.
What is that, a foreign concept to you?
Who are you kidding? Huh?
Myself, obviously.
That's because you and I, Blake, are about many things,
but emotional honesty is not high on the list.
What are we about, Ben? What are we about, Ben?
We are about desire and lust and passion.
That's why you keep coming back, even when you think you don't want to.
You're right. I shouldn't. I don't want to, and I shouldn't today or any other day.
So, um, just out of curiosity, all of this honesty, what was it supposed to get you?
You want the truth?
No, lie to me.
For one, the tape that could release Abby from prison, possibly save her life.
For the other?
I was hoping you would help me to save my life.
Oh, come on.
What's going on between the two of us is too dangerous.
That's the point, Blake. That's what's fun.
No, it's not. It's not.
Oh, I think you're lying. I think you think it is, Blake.
Not for me, not anymore, Ben, and that is why I am leaving.
You've left before. You'll come back. You'll come back again.
I'm not talking about this hotel. I'm leaving Springfield. I don't trust myself.
I don't want to come back here.
You're kidding.
I have never been more serious.
You're kidding.
I have never been more serious.
I've already discussed it with my mother and I'm leaving town.
For where?
You think I'm going to tell you?
How long?
As long as it takes.
What, to get over me?
As ridiculous as that sounds.
Yes, it is ridiculous, Blake, because it doesn't work like that.
Well, I'm going to have to give it the old college try, won't I?
Well, you can try all you like, but you're not going to get me out of your system that easily.
Goodbye, Ben. It's been an experience.
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Oh, if you only knew.
Well, you know what they say, keep your friends close.
And your enemies closer. That's good. But I think I'm gonna pass on Rob Lane.
Okay, fine, whatever. I just really don't want Cassie blaming me for this whole thing.
I will take care of Cassie. I told you that.
No, you know what? As a matter of fact, I think that I'm gonna take care of this myself.
I'm going to tell her in person before somebody else.
Dinah, I'm telling you, if I were you, I wouldn't do that.
Well, you're not me, and I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it right now.
No. Hart, I gotta tell you, I'm really tired of being the heavy in this whole thing.
So I just want to tell her myself about Rob and just get it over with.
Not without me or nothing.
Why not?
Um, because you'll need me to run interference or something.
I really don't think I need a quarterback in this scenario. Thank you very much.
All right. You know what they say about shooting the messenger.
Wanda. Hi, this is Dinah Marler.
Well, I'm fine, thanks. How are you? Is Cassie there?
Ahem. Oh. Uh, no, I just wanted to stop by and, uh, um, no, no, no, I don't need to leave a message. That's okay. Thank you.
Um, as far as Wanda knows, Cassie's still at home.
That's strange. She's kind of late.
Yeah, I guess.
I'm gonna go and check it out.
Well, I want to talk to her anyway, so I'll tag along.
You know how they call people who stay where they're not wanted?
What's that?
Fifth wheels. I read about it.
Okay. All right. Uh, Reva, you have to understand something. I have asked Cassie to help me out here, and that's the way it's gonna be.
So I don't get a say in it?
In a word, no.
In a word, shut it.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, listen, um, you know, it's not too late for you to back out.
No. I signed on. I'm gonna stick with it. She's not gonna be this age very much longer. But I gotta tell you something. As of now, she's nothing like Reva.
No, actually, as of now, she's everything like Reva, at least how Reva was at this age. Reva wanted everything. She wanted, uh, love, and she wanted, uh, money, and, uh, everything that there was.
In fact, this girl right now is right on track.
I guess I'm lucky I didn't meet Reva till later.
No. No, actually, Reva was a terrific sister to Roxy, and she would have been to you, too. I'm sure of that.
Well, now the roles are reversed.
Good luck.
Ah, she's coming back. I guess you finally decided you could stand us after all, huh?
Do I have a choice?
In a word, no.
You got it.
So listen, if I'm going to be Reva, we have to start with our lessons.
Yeah! Yes. Okay.
Well, um, I, uh, I didn't know Reva very long. We didn't grow up together. But the one thing I did know was that she had a heart that was as big as his house, and everybody loved her and vice versa.
What's, what's vice versa?
That's when the reverse is true, and she really loved everyone, and she was very fair to people. Of course, unless they crossed her, and then you better watch out.
But, um, she was a wonderful mother and an incredible friend.
So would I have to be like Saint Reva?
Uh, no, she was far from being a saint.
No, no, no. She was, she wasn't anything like that. In fact, if anything, she was a little bit too wild for her own good.
Like, how wild?
Well, let's see. For instance, uh, let me think. My, uh, my daddy, H.B., I told you about him. He had this crazy red convertible, and Reva used to borrow it all the time, borrow it, and go out on joy rides, and she'd ride around. She didn't care what the speed limit was. It was as if, if there was a rule, she'd go out of her way to break it.
Cool.
Hey, hey, can I borrow your car sometime?
In a word, no.
So Reva gets to borrow a car and I don't. It's not fair.
Well, life isn't fair, and I'm afraid you're about to find that out.
Oh.
So, um, what kind of music did she like?
Reva liked all kinds of music. She liked, um, country and jazz and Sinatra and Springsteen and just about everything, I think.
She liked, um, what do they call it? Uh, hip hop.
I don't think that was one of her favorites, no.
Mine neither.
So you see, Reva wasn't a saint. She was no apple pie.
But she was wild.
That's exactly how I was when I was younger. I guess that's why I started dancing. Well, one of the reasons.
You were a dancer?
Yeah.
Were you any good at it?
Kind of. Kind of.
Show me.
No.
I mean, how?
I don't think so.
Oh, come on. Reva must have liked to dance.
Well, you know, she does have a point. Reva did love dancing.
See? Come on. Come on.
Okay.
Kathy.
Okay. You go this way. All right. Okay.
You do this.
Good.
You sank. A perfectly good boat.
Why? Why would you do something like that?
It's not like I knew you were coming.
But you can't get out of here now either. Doesn't that bother you?
I have everything I could possibly need or want right here.
In fact, until you showed up, I'd say my life was pretty near perfect.
Well, then great.
Well, that's great. Then you just help me get out of here.
And you can have your island all to yourself again.
I wish I could.
Well, you must know where we are or what the closest mainland is.
And the boat. I saw a boat out on the water the other day.
Probably a cruise ship. They come by every now and then.
But don't get your hopes up. They're too far out to see you.
Well, then I'll go out to them so they can see me.
You can't. There's nothing to get there with.
Yes, there is. The dinghy that I saw. That dinghy. That'll get me out there.
She's beyond repair.
No, no, she's not. No, I can fix it. I can't. I'll just...
I'll take her apart piece by piece and I'll use the wood to build a raft.
A raft?
Yes. And then I'll paddle out there so that they can see me.
You'll never make it. Not in these waters.
Oh, yeah? Just watch me.
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You know, I've heard of these strips.
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Honey?
Yeah?
Did you wash the car?
Yeah.
You put paper on the table, didn't you?
Yes.
Did you change the litter box?
Yeah. Last week.
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It was the first night of our vacation. Between my aching back and all the excitement, I just couldn't get to sleep.
My mind was racing. Should I take something? How would I feel in the morning?
Well, I tried some Tylenol PM. That's the name I can trust. The Tylenol PM stopped my pain. It helped me sleep. Good decision.
Next morning we walked along the beach. Before breakfast. Pretty romantic.
Rest easy. It's Tylenol PM.
That's great. Come on, dance.
No, I think I'll sit this one out.
No, you're not.
No, seriously. I'm the worst dancer on the face of the earth.
That's why you need lessons. Look.
It's not a pretty sight. No, no, thanks.
Come on.
Listen, listen. I don't want to do this, okay?
I'll teach you. It'll be fun.
I'll take a rain check. My throat's a little dry. I think I'll get some water.
Chicken. Come on, teach you the spin again.
I think that I need a break.
No one in this house has any fun.
What is this? Is this plate shapes? Is this plate music?
That's an answering machine. So what do we do?
Well, if you're not home and someone calls, they can leave you a message.
I'm not scared. I'm really not scared.
Turn that off.
Why?
Because if Josh hears it, it's going to upset him.
It's okay, Cassie.
Why don't you...
Better hear what he's saying.
Remember the happiness and remember the love that...
Ollie, thank you for talking some sense into me.
You mean for interfering in your life.
No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
It is just such a great idea for Blake and I to get away together.
And it's a wonderful time to go to Paris.
Yeah, it is. It's perfect. I also want to rent a car and drive around the south of France.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot. Love it.
Oh, if I'm going to do this, I've got to start making reservations.
We're not in the courtroom, Ben.
You can't tell me what or what not to do.
What if I asked you nicely?
Don't leave Springfield, Blake.
Please.
I'm still going.
Why are you so stubborn about this?
You're making me crazy, Ben. You're making me do crazy things and I can't do this anymore.
I don't want to do it anymore.
The game is officially over.
And I am cashing in mine ships.
Oh, I still have some.
What would it take to keep you here?
I don't know.
Well, you could do what I asked you to do when I came in here.
Be honest.
Yes.
I'm all yours.
Honesty guaranteed.
Do you... do you get pleasure out of seeing Abby in prison?
No.
No, but you killed a man.
What gives you pleasure, Ben?
What makes you happy?
Would you like me to spell it for you?
Ben, if we were to...
If we were to...
Have sex.
Yes.
Hop in the sack.
Yes.
Whatever you want to call it.
Wouldn't you want me to have a different look in my eyes?
The look of a woman who really likes a man, who respects him,
and a woman who could actually...
Love?
Was that what you were going to say?
Love.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Here.
I like this one, Mom.
Oh, I do too.
This one's beautiful.
Oh, I can see where this is going.
I don't have shoes for this pretty hat.
You gonna argue with that?
I'm glad there's Payless.
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I'm here for my 11.30 appointment.
I'm here for my 11.30.
An 11.30?
11.30.
11.30.
I don't want you to be no slave.
I don't want you to work all day.
But I want you to be true.
No wonder it's so hard to get an appointment here.
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You're actually going to give me the tape that can clear Abby?
What's the catch?
No catch, no strings.
Take it.
Take it.
Hmm. That's a first.
What?
That's a genuine smile on your face.
Well, that won't happen again.
Heaven forbid.
So? What's next?
I'll make sure that Ross finds the tape.
We're not talking about the tape.
I know.
All right, then I'll answer my own question.
I was going to suggest that maybe you and I, we start over.
That's not possible.
Well, why don't we find out?
Come by tomorrow and we can do some more work on this, this honesty thing.
And I'm supposed to leave town, remember?
No strings?
No strings.
Just two people talking.
Two people who like each other and maybe, maybe someday might feel something more.
I have to go. I have to go.
I know. I'll see you tomorrow, all right?
Sure. Sure.
Good.
I'll see you then.
I'll see you.
What?
I got the tape.
And I don't have to see him tomorrow at all.
I'm not scared.
I'm really not scared.
I want you to do something.
I want you to remember the happiness.
For the hundredth time, I don't need a bodyguard.
I'm not here to protect you.
Thanks a lot. Listen, Cassie might not even be here, you know.
Oh, she is. She's got company.
Who?
I don't know. Some blonde girl.
That's very funny, Dianna. The blonde girl is Cassie.
Really? It looks like someone else.
Anyway, all right, before we go, we should probably get our story straight.
We should be listening to this.
It's all I have left of her.
It won't be long, Joshua.
Just wait. I'll take care of you.
I promise.
Whew!
Okay. Oh, H.B.
Why didn't I pay more attention when you always helped Shane build those model boats?
It's just a raft.
How difficult can it be?
She would give up anything on Earth.
He's an angel who would give up all eternity for a love that lasts forever.
Night and the uncharted tale, story, I must be with the green tree.
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Nestle flips. They're completely irresistible.
I'm just going to take two. In case I lose one.
Rolled gold pretzels and Nestle milk chocolate.
I'll just eat the broken ones.
Nestle flips. What's your excuse?
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A principal turns a school around.
Have you seen our test scores? They're up 20% across the board.
But what he's doing is a crime.
I hope they listen to the truth.
All new, Promised Land.
Then, Robert Stack knows more than he's telling.
I trust you have proof.
About an unsolved mystery.
You have to go to the authorities.
I am the authorities.
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This has been Guiding Light. Out of wear provided by Andrew Mark.