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As Carla sat in the endless meeting staring at the no smoking sign, she deeply regretted leaving her wriggly spearmint gum in her gym bag.
But there, in front of Norm, was one last stick.
Oh, how Carla yearned for that cool, clean spearmint taste, that pure chewing satisfaction,
when suddenly Norm, sensing his last piece was in danger, snatched his spearmint from Carla's grasp.
Undaunted, Carla spotted a pack near Pauline.
When you can't smoke, don't forget your wriggly spearmint.
I was at my daughter's for the weekend.
I was just settling in for the night when the pain started.
I knew I wouldn't get a good night's sleep.
And I was worried about taking something, about how I'd feel the next morning.
Then Susie told me to try her Tylenol PM.
The pain stopped, I slept through the night.
The Tylenol PM worked great.
The next morning, I was up even before the kids.
And I had so much energy, I wore them out.
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Kermit, how you doing, man?
Good, thanks, man.
Excellent, what's going on?
You seen Remy and Smiley run?
They haven't gotten here yet, but I'm sure they'll be here shortly, man.
Yeah, I'm supposed to meet them for a jam session down at Donner's tonight.
Hey, Remy, step on up here and swing out with us, man.
Cool, man. That's great.
Mike, you got something for them?
Oh, yeah, babe, got it all hooked up.
Thanks, man.
Enjoy.
Life is sweet and a big easy.
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I have two big sisters and three big brothers, and their favorite is chocolate pudding.
But I'm the butterscotch one of the family, ever since I was a little kid.
I like the color, I like how smooth and cool and creamy it feels on my mouth,
and I like that even though you use milk, they don't call it milk scotch, they call it butterscotch.
My dad says I'm his old-fashioned girl.
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Mama said there'll be days like this, there'll be days like this, Mama said.
Mama said, Mama said.
Mama said there'll be days like this, there'll be days like this, my Mama said.
Mama said, Mama said.
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Last night, little Billy Green had to wait for his supper.
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Ahmed Johnson. His battle royal victory earned him a golden opportunity.
The Caru Qassad's congratulations left the powerhouse injured.
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At 7, it's an hour of wings.
Follow today by Angela Lansbury in Murder, She Wrote.
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