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Saturday night is something else on USA as we face the fickle finger of fate.
Holy cow!
Derry and Wyatt visit a fun house that isn't.
We prefer the term, evil clown.
Royce is a prisoner of love.
We're gonna rescue you, not yet.
Duckman's date deflates.
Why must man always destroy what he loves?
Batboy's free as a bat.
He could easily make his way across the country in a week or two.
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Those leotards got a snap?
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96 wins, 67 knockouts, four-time world champion, a legend whose KO bothered time.
Roberto Duran, Catch History, TNF on USA, tonight at 9.
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Rapper Tupac Shakur has been arrested for shooting two police officers in Atlanta.
He claims to be self-defense.
... brought against Tupac in New York.
A black woman's gunshot has been used to combat rape and has no criminal record.
He's been arrested for a class three felony...
... between five years in jail.
On March 2nd, a new wave of cops gear up to hit the beach.
You can run, but they can fly.
Now we clear on this.
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Okay, Mom, do you know how good hot chocolate chip cookies are?
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USA Network and Subaru challenge your knowledge of the land down under with Paul Hogan Trivia.
What's the name of the Aboriginal artifact Paul is twirling?
It's a bullroarer.
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The Aboriginal name for a bullroarer is Witana.
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I'm thinking we need some new parents.
What?
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And?
And theirs don't.
The Dean's getting threats.
Please refrain from talking and killing the Dean.
So the cops go undercover.
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Bye bye.
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If you created the ideal car for the 90s, it would be a luxury model. A real head turner. Outrun a sports car. Turn on a dime.
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Introducing the 1996 Volvo 850. The ideal car at the ideal price at your Capital Area Volvo dealer.
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When Gary and Y go for a threesome, yes, yes, things get pretty gruesome. My friends are on fire. Is Lisa clowning around?
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We now return to Highlander on USA.
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USA Network and Subaru challenge your knowledge of the land down under with Paul Hogan Trivia.
What's the name of the Aboriginal artifact Paul is twirling? It's a bullroarer. Paul's using it to signal friends across the outback.
The Aboriginal name for a bullroarer is Wittana. Watch all the Aussie action during the Paul Hogan double feature on USA.
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As Carla sat in the endless meeting staring at the no smoking sign, she deeply regretted leaving her Wrigley spearmint gum in her gym bag.
But there, in front of Norm, was one last stick. Oh, how Carla yearned for that cool, clean spearmint taste, that pure chewing satisfaction,
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And?
And then there's... don't.
On March 2nd, a new wave of cops gear up to hit the beach.
You can run, but they can fly. The all-new Pacific Blue on USA. Premiering Saturday, March 2nd.
96 wins, 67 knockouts, four-time world champion, a legend whose KO'd father time. Roberto Duran. Catch history. TNF on USA, tonight at 9.
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We now return to Highlander, the series on USA.