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A cracked pipe threatens to shut down the rig.
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An evening crew is at each other's throats.
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Is that the plan?
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What does greatness taste like?
Miller Lite.
He throws it across the field.
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That's what greatness tastes like.
Triple hops brewed.
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At some restaurants, when you get boneless wings, what are you really paying for?
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Who's hungry?
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It's Wendy's.
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