Help!
Come on, sir, Ed.
No, I got it.
Alright, call Malcolm.
Daly, Malcolm.
Speaking.
How'd you do it?
It's SprintPCS voice command.
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What will it take for you to talk to your doctor about Zocor?
Zocor, be there.
Test five.
Introduction of the new Swiffer wet cloth.
The stimulus is on finish wood.
Subject covers ground, flaunting his cleaning mastery.
New Swiffer wet.
Changing cleaning behavior.
You have to be strong now.
The nesting grounds are only a few days away.
On January 30th, meet a hero whose time has come.
Now follow me!
Experience a world of hope.
A new hope.
A world of courage.
Crawl or eat you alive.
Let him try.
A world you've only dreamed of.
Jesus, that guy ugly or what?
The greatest adventure since time began.
Dinosaur.
Own it on video and Disney DVD Tuesday, January 30th.
We will, we will.
Stop doing that.
Fight into the cheesy gordita crunch and you'll be rocked by a crunchy taco wrapped in warm flatbread.
With a melted three cheese blend and spiked with a zesty pepper jack sauce.
You got cheese on your face.
You big disgrace.
The cheesy gordita crunch only at Taco Bell.
On an all new once and again, two guys are after the same woman.
One of them is really smart and then there's this other one.
Every time I look at him I see him naked.
Her friends think it's great, but her sister thinks it's all wrong.
You slept with him in my bed?
Did you even know what you want?
An all new once and again, Wednesday 10, 9 Central on ABC.
There are actors and there are legends.
And then, there's these old broads.
I'm not going to face those pussies.
Shirley MacLaine, Debbie Reynolds, Joan Collins and Elizabeth Taylor.
Ladies.
These old broads, Monday, February 12th on ABC.
Check out this great deal from KFC.
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But hey, great deals like this don't last forever.
So get to KFC and get your seven piece special now.
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We'd like you to haul away something for us.
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See your local Chevy dealer today.
What's the deal at McDonald's?
It all depends on what day it is.
Because there's a different 99 cent deal every day.
On Monday, it's a classic quarter pounder with cheese.
Tuesday, the tasty filet of fish.
And on Thursday, the delicious Cajun McChicken.
They're all made hot, fresh, and just for you.
Why? Because...
At McDonald's, we love to see you smile.
Stopping the cycle of abuse. Tonight at 11.
Good night, honey.
Last week, this company's website went live.
The employees are celebrating their success by gathering and reveling.
They are exhilarated by the onslaught of new customers.
Yet, they're still not satisfied with the success of the company.
They're still not satisfied with the success of the company.
Yet, no one has visited the server in days because no one is hand-tuned.
The server's software is not offended because the software knows no loneliness.
Always reliable and never needy.
Enterprise Software from Microsoft.
Robert? Robert!
Robert!
If a clog does this to you, do this to a clog.
DranoMax is thicker than professional strength liquid plumber,
so it sticks to remove clogs better, so you don't get...
bent out of shape.
Relax. You've got DranoMax.
SC Johnson.
Over the years, HUD has helped more than 30 million families buy a home.
Now, with our Home Buyer Savings Plan, you'll pay a third less on your FHA mortgage insurance,
saving up to $4,500 over the life of the loan.
We're doing what we've been doing since 1934,
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Remember Jared from Subway?
Turns out he's inspired a lot of people.
Still looking good.
He'll show you the way.
His name is Jared, and he'll lead you to Subway.
For seven sandwiches with six grams of fat or less.
This year for the big game, try something fresh.
A Subway Party Platter or Six-Foot Party Sub.
Available at Subway.
Subway. Eat fresh.
Healthy smile. Healthy teeth. Healthy life.
Helping you have healthy teeth for life is what Oral-B does best.
Now with the Cross Action Toothbrush, special crisscross bristles lift and sweep away more harmful plaque than today's leading brushes.
So your teeth aren't just clean, they're healthy.
For the long run, Cross Action from Oral-B. Helping you have healthy teeth for life.
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be.
Are you ready to ask your doctor about Viagra?
Get ready.
Ask your doctor if a free sample of Viagra is right for you.
Well I'm ready for you. I hope you're ready for me.
Well, Darma and I were married the day we met, so, you know, sure there's, sometimes you look back, sometimes you wonder.
But, you know, people who have long engagements have the same thoughts, right?
Darma and I are very different people, but we know that we were meant to be together, and no one could ever threaten that.
I mean, you can't be all thanks to someone, but that doesn't mean that she would look someplace else, you know, Darma wouldn't let that happen.
Why do you ask?
Thursday. The doctor with breast cancer. Trapped at the South Pole.
Courageous but unlikely heroes. A welder who would be her surgeon.
The electrician who performs her biopsy.
The mechanic who does chemotherapy.
Now for the first time, how they say Dr. Jerry Nielsen.
Primetime Thursday.
He was the kind of lawyer who never told the truth until his son made him an honest man.
I can't lie!
Jim Carrey, Liar Liar ABC, next Monday.
There are no formulas for engineering a smooth riding five-link rear suspension.
No instructions for designing a superior multi-alloy steel safety cage.
Or the ideal eight-passenger interior.
After all, you can't follow all directions from the four genie ones.
Introducing the full-sized Toyota Sequoia. It's unlike anything you've experienced.
There's an exquisite new treasure for the fish connoisseur.
New Fancy Feast Seafood Filets. The ocean's finest fish in a delightfully delicate glaze.
Fancy Feast Seafood Filets from Friskies. Good taste is easy to recognize.
Wait till your lips feel this.
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Hold everything. Pantene Hairsprays are now new Cetique Sprays.
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Change things up. Get a little wild.
Mix it up with McDonald's new taste menu.
Surprise yourself. Let loose a while.
Unexpected new tastes that are always changing. Plus your old favorite.
So there's always something different to try.
We love to see you smile.
Hey, variety is the smile of life.
Neutrogena Hand Cream. Developed in Norway for Arctic fishermen to protect their hands.
Five years of clinical tests prove it works better at rapidly healing dry skin and at retaining moisture longer.
That's why it's trusted by dermatologists. Neutrogena Hand Cream. It works better.
Anything you want to tell me about your sexual activity?
Wouldn't that make your day?
Next.
Sexual misconduct is a serious charge.
Why don't you just tell them the truth?
We have nothing to hide, right?
You think she just made this up?
You're taking the word of a girl who just jumped off a roof.
All-new Gideon's Crossing on its new night. Next on ABC.
For Judy Garland, she's a
Carry a crowd in the average compact SUV? That's a lab.
But Dodge Durango is different.
It gives you best-in-class seating for eight with the available third seat.
So getting all your friends in is an exercise in comfort, not comedy.
Durango. Different. And just right.
See the friendly Northwest Dodge dealer near you.
The Capitol Theater and Yakima Community Concerts present four great shows the whole family will enjoy.
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Hi, everybody. Colton's on the series.
It's rollin' out truckin' with that Valley Toyota.
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If you use medical coupons for your health care,
Yakima Neighborhood Health Services has important information.
You've heard about big changes.
That you might have to move from your trusted doctor to providers you don't know.
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