["Dreamin' Wives," by The Bumblebee playing on radio.]
Not everything can be as good as the original.
I wish I lived in Wisconsin.
The Diet Dr. Pepper is. It tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper.
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I like the likes of you.
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He wants your nuggets.
Yeah, well, so do I.
Slowly put them down.
I don't see you putting yours down.
Oh, he's closer to you.
He is?
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Okay.
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If you have arthritis pain, there's reason to celebrate.
It's Celebrax.
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Powerful 24-hour relief from osteoarthritis pain and stiffness.
Celebrax, the first arthritis medicine that targets only the COX-2 enzyme.
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Celebrax should not be taken if you've had aspirin-sensitive asthma or allergic reactions
due to aspirin or other arthritis medicines or certain drugs called sulfonamides.
In rare cases, serious stomach problems such as bleeding can occur without warning.
Tell your doctor if you have kidney or liver problems.
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Ask your doctor about Celebrax. Celebrax, the number one selling brand of prescription arthritis medicine.
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For about a dollar a bottle, you can buy clean, pure water.
Or for about a nickel, you can fill one up yourself.
Pure water filters. Pure water made easy.
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Something big was going down in Pop Secret.
We were making a new microwave popcorn with extra butter.
Which meant we'd need extra butter.
Only the best butter would do. Lando Lakes.
Whoops. Sorry, miss.
Mission accomplished. Introducing Pop Secret extra butter. Perfect popcorn is our passion.
In the early 70s, they shattered the Beatles' mark for most gold records in a year.
It was must be the Osmonds.
A family on the road to superstardom.
And what they did to stay together while the world was trying to tear them apart.
You never told us that we could lose that one. How was I supposed to know?
Inside the Osmonds in two weeks on ABC.
Oh, I've always loved Greg. There's never been any doubt about that.
You know, this thing that happened, it was innocence.
I've always had a lot of friends who were guys.
I know this time there was obviously something more to it.
And the kiss was just something to make his ex-wife jealous.
That's all. That's all it was supposed to be. Just a kiss.
I want a really cool computer.
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Who believes Crest MultiCare Whitening really works?
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All the protection of Crest MultiCare will also help whiten with every brushing.
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Some kid is starting a pizza company using quality ingredients.
I'm so scared.
Papa John's now the fastest growing pizza company.
Using their expensive sauce they'll never last.
Papa John's is 16.
I'm telling you, quality is just a fad.
For all of you that helped us prove that quality is not a fad, here's a special thank you.
Two large, one topping Papa John's pizzas for just $1199.
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Just how powerful are new Wisk laundry tablets?
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Tuesday's Blue is an episode Danny Sorensen.
You take off last night, you don't come back, I'm tired of it.
Won't forget.
Diane, hang back and cover us in case we lose it.
I'll hang back.
Diane, I'll be...
Danny, don't ever do that again.
With 18 more all-new episodes in a row, this season just gets better.
NYPD Blue. ABC Tuesday viewer discretion advised.
With four-wheel double wishbone suspension, the CRV is the SUV that drives like a Honda.
Once there was a girl who had trouble reading.
She just couldn't figure out all the words.
She used to pretend to be invisible.
That way the teacher would never call on her.
At Sylvan Learning Center, we guarantee your child's reading skills will improve one full grade level in just five months.
Her story has a happy ending.
I like happy endings.
Call 249-1120. That's 249-1120.
Hey, you know, sometimes I get on the phone and I'm given a wrong number, it's never busy.
It always seems to ring right through.
But when I'm calling God, obviously that's the right number.
Lines are never busy, you never hear, hey, all the angels are helping somebody else right now.
Please call back later.
He's right there listening to you, wanting to talk to you, wanting to hear you.
Your concerns are his concerns.
That's the nice thing to know.
It's big. It's huge.
It's Isaac's Home Furnishings Inventory Reduction and Floor Sample Sale.
With unbelievable store-wide savings.
Up to 50, 60, 70% off selected item.
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Mitsubishi Big Screen 45 inch TV. $14.99.
Just in time for the Super Bowl. Arc lamps, $77.
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So hurry in today for the inventory reduction and floor sample sale at...
Isaac's Home Furnishings
More fog in the forecast, but change is coming.
Watch tonight at 11.
Did you know that you're the f...
This is my grandpa Giovanni.
Nobody tells stories like he does.
Give him good food and good people, he'll charm you all night.
That's how it was last night at the Olive Garden.
Everything feels more like family and more Italian.
Just like the chicken scampi. It was perfect.
Pasta and sauteed chicken, covered with this rich garlicky sauce.
Plus all the salad and bread sticks you want.
For $8.95. What a night it was for all of us.
My grandpa. You're beautiful.
Olive Garden. When you're here, you're family.
Brain damage.
Heart damage.
Death.
Some of the most dangerous drugs aren't on the street.
They're under your sink.
Protect your kids.
Tell them never to sniff inhalants.
Because just one time can kill.
Set rules. Be firm. They'll listen.
I will never ask, what do you plan to do with your life?
I will never talk about the things you haven't accomplished.
I'll never bring up the time you came home smelling like that other dog.
I will never worry about where we're going.
As long as you roll down that window so I can pretend I'm flying.
No relationship is like the one with your dog.
No dog food is like Purina One brand. And it's made with real meat.
No corners cut, complete in every way.
For the health and happiness of your dog.
Purina One. How great relationships are fed.
It's been a long time coming.
But I'm leaving you in good hands.
Sarah?
Thanks dad. Take care of business.
In business, you can count on things to change.
That's why millions of companies count on Office Depot.
To help them take care of business.
Taking care of business.
Is somebody making Campbell's chicken noodle?
Yep, it's all for you.
You always knew Campbell's was good.
You just didn't know how good.
Because now every soothing, comforting bowl is brimming with even more golden goodness.
Wow, look at all that chicken.
Now, Campbell's chicken noodle has more chicken than ever.
So it's even more good.
I feel much better.
I'll get us some more.
Why don't we get it together?
Campbell's. Good.
What?
Split drinks. Not cutting it, okay?
What do you bet?
350 gallons.
By the way, your body called.
Yeah, looking for some vitamin D and A.
Come on!
Hey, I'm on a quarter.
Can I get a spot here?
Yeah. What are you drinking?
Sports drink.
Sports drink?
Later, sunshine.
Wait, you just hit the stop button, they got a stop button, or you just stop walking, or you gotta...
Want to play?
Milk has nine essential nutrients active body's need.
I'm alright. I'm up.
Tuesday.
This next test can get a little bit unpleasant.
The remaining players must look deep inside to make some tough choices.
Absolutely no way. I'm sorry.
And tensions start to flare.
Charlie got a little drunk. I don't like cake.
Tuesday.
It was just down right mean.
Who is the mole? The game continues Tuesday on ABC.
Coming in February.
Hey, wake up!
Drew Carey is...
dead.
And Wednesday is when it all ends.
Oh my God. Drew's been in an accident.
They took him to the hospital.
Oh my God.
Drew Carey, followed by Spin City. It's all new. See you Wednesday on ABC.
Anything you want to tell me about your sexual activity?
Wouldn't that make your day?
Tonight.
Sexual misconduct is a serious charge.
Why don't you just tell them the truth? You have nothing to hide, right?
You think she just made this up?
You're taking the word of a girl who just jumped off a roof.
All new Gideon's Crossing on its new night tonight 10, 9 Central on ABC.