CYFY WORLD
IN HUMAN LAND
TODAY, ALL DAY, PRAY
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You've closed on your new home.
Everything's perfect.
What?
Okay, not everything.
I got it.
Don't worry about it, honey.
You could always add more storage space.
Or fix that jammed door jam.
Honey, you okay?
Fine.
After all, new homes have their share of unexpected surprises.
Life's an ongoing project.
HACE.
You're in CYFY WORLD.
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I'm a big girl. Big girl with a big gun.
Tracy Lourdes in First Wave, Monday at 8 p.m. on SyFy.
Black Scorpion, tonight at 8 on SyFy.
From the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas,
Stu Myles was dropped into a whole new world.
Hello? Am I dead?
Hiya, boss.
Now he has 20,000 lives.
He's a great guy.
Now he has 24 hours to find a way out or he'll lose everything.
The woman I love is living with a little monkey that looks like me.
Ow!
What a lucky girl.
Be right back after I choke my monkey.
Now daddy's home, y'all, with an appetite big and tall
So I'm baking big old biscuits
Grands biscuits with a big homemade taste.
Grands makes them happy.
...my heart to yours
Well, up the mountain, next to a mountain
Jumpin' down the river, into my heart
Well, up the mountain, next to a mountain
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I'd say that the Tivo's been a real godsend for me. I'm in a high stress profession.
When I get home, television's my salvation.
Tivo let me create my own TV network so I can watch what I want when I want to.
It's my way to forget about the day.
What do you like to watch?
Mainly cop shows.
Get a close on this guy, he's going away for a long time.
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When you coach the junior gymnastics team,
you do most of the exercise.
So muscle aches are out of the question.
That's why I take Advil every time.
It's strong enough to get the job done.
This is a very safe sport,
as long as I can keep up.
So I trust Advil.
Absolutely nothing's been proven stronger
than tough pain.
These kids depend on me,
and I depend on Advil.
Advil. Stronger than pain.
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Tom Green here at Muscle Beach
with some big, tough weight lifters.
We're gonna show how weight guard extreme sport
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Uh-oh.
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Got my toaster strudel? Of course.
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Meat Marks on Pac.
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I see dance in a family company.
Car insurance bills getting too hot to handle.
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You want Geico, not Gecko.
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Yeah! Oh!
Free pizza. Who delivered?
It's not delivery. This is delivery.
Want a bet?
For fresh baked pizza at home,
it's not delivery. It's di giorno.
Johnson, sir. Lost another bet?
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On the next first wave, in an alternate reality,
You're in a quantum pocket, Joshua.
arch enemies must work together
I help you, then you come with me. We get the hell out of here.
I have less than 19 minutes to stop launch that'll destroy this planet.
to dismantle a deadly neutrino bomb.
It's strange here, Joshua. Like we've done this before.
or be doomed to eternally relive their mistakes.
Neutrino sequence now detonated.
First wave, Monday at 8pm on Sci-Fi.
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I'm your worst nightmare.
Don't worry.
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Tonight, Black Scorpion vs. The Breath-Taker.
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Thank God for modern science.
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Small chichingy.
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Oh, that's good.
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I love to know.
You guys almost broke up at one point at the beginning of the summer, did you not?
Yes, we did.
Yeah.
You were the first card, that's a lot of arguing and power struggle.
The 10 of wands right after it, the 9 of wands right after it.
Nothing but struggle.
Yep.
You all go back and forth, back and forth.
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