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Its carbon dating is off the charts. Perfectly preserved. Oldest human ever found. Genetically superior.
He's way beyond all other species. The future of mankind. Super soldiers for super army.
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The Darwin Conspiracy. Wednesday at 9 p.m. on SyFy.
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In Friday Prime on SyFy... That is Erin. She's been a wooden whip before.
The truth behind Erin's peacekeeper past... You killed the ship's first pilot!
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For me to be joined, the old one would have to die.
Countdown to the season premiere with the essential FarScape. Friday at 9. This is SyFy.
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Black Scorpion. Fridays at 8 on SyFy.
Every month college students eat 60 million slices of pizza. And they don't always have a toothbrush.
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It's a Saturday. Hey, you're flying away.
I'm baking up some cinnamon.
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How can parents help keep their kids from smoking?
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Remember, we have to deal with smoking all the time.
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Don't threaten and don't jump to conclusions.
You can't decide for us, but you can't help us make the right decisions.
And one more thing, don't do all the talking. Listen to.
If you're not smoking, don't listen.
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My name is Darian Fox. I'm the invisible man.
Oh, crap.
I make the world safe for latte, day trading and Uncle Sam.
We're federal agents!
Right, and I'm Britney Spears.
Now, the agency I work for might not be the brightest crayon in the box.
I'm not the $6 million screw-up kid, pal.
But they might just let me make my dreams come true.
Not with that!
You're still...
Bring it on. Whether they want to or not.
The Invisible Man, disappearing Monday at 9 on Syfy.
The world is awash in sweet-tasting mouthwashes.
If all you want is sweeter breath, take your pick.
But for a healthier mouth, you need the power that's in Listerine.
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Don't let a good mouth go bad.
Let's play truth or dare.
Truth. When you get a yeast infection, you use one of those messy creams, don't you?
Truth. There may be an easier way.
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A pill that treats yeast infections is worth it, isn't it?
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Kiss those creams goodbye.
With Diflucan, there is an increased possibility of side effects compared with creams,
including headache, nausea, and abdominal pain.
In rare instances, serious effects on the liver and serious allergic reactions were reported.
Do not use Diflucan if you are nursing.
If you are pregnant or taking other medications, talk to your doctor.
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Let me ask you this.
If I have to rinse my dishes, then put them in the dishwasher, take them out, and pick off the food,
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It's a Saturday. Hey, you're flying away.
Baking up some cinnamon.
Feeling you'll be right back in.
My heart to your.
My heart.
Nothing's worse than being wet.
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A woman's torn from the present to protect her past.
As if my heart were beating in two places at once.
Alfre Woodard and Octavia E. Butler's Kindred, an original Sci-Fi.com audio drama, all this month, only on Sci-Fi.com.
The colors were chosen to show your allegiance to-