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In the heat of the sun...
In the heat of the sun...
In the heat of the sun...
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Wake up, wake up, get down to McDonald's.
Whoa!
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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Yeah.
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The UFO incident starring James Earl Jones will be right back.
Hey!
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The UFO incident starring James Earl Jones and Estelle Parsons
will return after these brief messages.
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Professor, does this always happen?
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It started slowly. Before I knew it, the damage was done.
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From the director of Poltergust.
A red cloak worn by Aztec priests on the day of sacrifice.
Certain garments have the power to take control of certain individuals, to possess them.
You have sensed the power of the cloak.
Anthony Perkins, Twin Peaks, Mitch & Emma.
I'm Dangerous Tonight, a USA world premiere movie coming up next.
And now the conclusion of the UFO incident on USA.
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