That's what I'm afraid of.
Oh, I've got a headache this big.
It's like a bass drum banging in my head.
But I took two exedrin and that's all it'll take.
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My mouth has a terrible time waking up in the morning.
Come on.
You know why? Most cereals bore at the sleep.
Come on.
Want to see it come alive?
Watch. Quaker natural cereal.
My mouth gets a charge of whole grains, honey, almonds, raisins.
A bunch of different textures. A blast of different tastes.
That's revelry, man. My mouth will never get back to sleep.
If you taste Quaker natural, everything else is just cornflakes.
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No more headache.
Two Excedrin. That's all it took.
When you want extra strength headache relief, take Excedrin for headache medicine.
Next week on CBS Late Night, Willie Nelson's in trouble.
I'm in a trap, honey.
Can Chris Christopherson and Rip Torn help him beat the system?
Songwriter.
Then, a brutal murder.
What is it?
Hanson stars.
Where's Melody?
When the bow breaks and...
Nash, come on, come on.
In war-torn Central America, love finds a secret corner for the adventurer, Tiger Joe.
All next week on CBS Late Night.
It's North against South in the Pioneer League Championship.
Our Butte Copper Kings have had a super season.
They're the Southern Division champions.
Now they'll challenge the Northern Division champs, the Great Falls Dodgers.
It all happens August 30th and 31st at Alumni Coliseum.
Box seats are just $3.50 and $3 for general admission.
It's the game of the season.
The Pioneer League Championship against Dodgers.
Game start at 7 p.m.
You can feel it so strong, so true.
You can feel it so tender, so blue.
And it's moving you.
You can feel it so witty, so bright.
You can feel it so joyful, so light.
You can feel it on CBS.
You can feel it from magical moments.
You can feel it in the air.
It's electric.
You can feel it in the air.
There's a whole world of feelings.
And we can't take you.
You can feel it on CBS.
On the horizon, there's something so stirring it will send you in a whole new direction.
New Tropicana Twister.
Sticks, refreshing fruit combinations that will surprise your tongue and splash you with flavor.
Like orange strawberry banana.
Here it comes.
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The taste will blow your third away.
Being marooned on a desert island wouldn't be so bad as long as there were Weight Watchers on-train.
All 35 of them.
All spicy saucy pastas.
Pasty choice of chicken from Enchiladas to Southern Fried.
Pizza?
Yes, seven varieties.
And fish and beef.
I could die in half a minute.
I could die happily and heartily for weeks and never be bored.
Weight Watcher.
This is living.
If you could fix oatmeal with no pot and no mess, would you?
You can, you know.
Right in the bowl, right in the microwave.
In 90 seconds.
Quaker Oats.
It's the right thing to do.
Ace is the place.
Right now, this six-piece combination wrench that is just $4.69.
And 30 39-gallon trash bags are only $2.99.
When I hear Honey do this and Honey do that, hey, let me tell you, Ace is the place for me.
Introducing a light potato chip with a country fresh flavor.
New Pringles Light Ranch.
And guess what it's missing?
A lot of the fat in their regular potato chips.
But you'll never miss it.
And it's missing a lot of their salt.
But you won't miss it.
New Pringles Light Ranch.
Made with sour cream, buttermilk and herbs for so much country fresh flavor.
You'll never miss what's missing.
Sylvester Stallone, a loner always on the move.
A man afraid of any commitment and a revolutionary who fought the system in any way he could.
Here's the office plan.
I want to bring the bomb in.
It's time we catch you with the goods.
A trap was set.
Sylvester Stallone, the rebel.
Tomorrow on CBS Late Night.
Take a glass of refreshing fruit juice.
Now take it on a roller coaster.
Well, now you can take fruit juice anywhere.
With new Lifesavers Fruit Juicers.
The first roll candy with real fruit juice.
Shh.
Listen to your mouth.
That's the crunchy texture of a Triscuit.
And that's the delicious whole wheat taste of a Triscuit.
They're made to take on any topping or no topping.
Listen to your mouth.
Triscuit.
Tell me, what's your favorite restaurant?
It's great to meet the best kept secret in town.
This is a great beef sandwich.
It's a nice change from a hamburger.
These are good.
Gyros are the tastiest sandwich in town.
It's the meat here.
Hey.
Gyros, you've got to try one.
These gyros are very good.
Gyros, they hit the spot.
It's Greek to me.
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Don't be confused.
There's only one Butte Denture Clinic.
We are not a dentist's office nor a commercial laboratory.
We are a denturist's office that features Montana's most
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We give you quality work designed personally for you,
and we provide a denture that fits,
a denture that functions correctly,
and one that looks as natural as possible.
Look for our ad in the yellow pages and call 7-8-2-6-7-2-2.
We are the original Butte Denture Clinic,
2324 Harrison Avenue in Butte.
In small towns and big cities across the nation,
thousands of cable TV employees have been working hard
to raise money to help Jerry's Kids.
From customer service representatives on the phones
to installers, everyone has pitched in
because cable cares about Jerry's Kids.
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Your $5 will be donated to Jerry's Kids.
Thanks for watching.
Japanese today.
When she goes on her way
So bright and clean each day
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Attention!
Gambere, linguine, weight watches, linguine al frutti di mare.
Riche, gustose, squisite.
Questa è la vita!
And that concludes today's lesson in Italian.
There is still an affordable car that comes well equipped right from the start.
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Peter Sellers leads a team of smooth operators through the fast lane of a big city hospital.
They said you had your hand on her big back.
It's possible.
What's needling these MDs?
These hands are lethal weapons.
Minolta!
Nikon!
And where does it hurt?
Friday on CBS Late Night.
Comedy's in the cards on CBS with the king of yucks, Newhart.
Oh, yeah!
He's the ace of laughs.
Newhart, Monday at 8, 7 Central and Mountain.
There's no place I'd rather be than in the old West Trail States.
Hi, I'm Kurt Gowdy.
And I gotta tell you, there are some fantastic vacations right here in your own backyard.
Spectacular scenery, colorful history, and some of America's greatest landmarks.
In the old West Trail country.
It's your favorite part of America.
Get out and enjoy it.
The Muscogee Ordystrophy Association's Labor Day Telethon is almost here, and MDA needs your help.
If you would like to be a part of this very special event, please call COLECT.
1-652-5700.
Extra special people need extra special volunteers like you.
All it takes is one phone call and a few hours of your time.
Call today.
Get that good feeling that only comes from helping others.
Together, we can fight the neuromuscular diseases and win the battle against muscular dystrophy.
For Jerry's Kids.
Save more furniture as Quiney bins.
Everything goes, this is a wall-to-wall sellout.
Right now you can buy this beautiful Royal Visions bedroom set, including the triple dresser mirror,
large six-door chest, curved headboard and footboard with wood rails and nightstand for only $9.95
and a warm brown or natural white finish.
Or this queen bed or the king headboard is only $2.99.
Or you can buy this Boyd Solid Oak wall bed for only $9.98 and other Solid Oak pieces are on sale.
Right now at Save More's big quitting business sale going on right now in Boat.
Hi, we're the Oak Ridge Boys.
As we travel across this nation, we see a great deal of the beauty of America.
It's a land we can all be proud of.
But we have to take care of it to make sure it looks clean and beautiful for this and future generations.
Won't you join us today and do your part?
Be a volunteer.
Take pride in America.
Take pride in the USA.
On the horizon, there's something so stirring it will send you in a whole new direction.
New Tropicana Twister.
Six refreshing fruit combinations that will surprise your tongue and splash you with flavor like orange strawberry banana.
Here it comes.
New Tropicana Twister.
The taste will blow your thirst away.
Hey, Professor.
I thought only students fell asleep in your class.
Just trying to get these finals graded?
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Nice beard.
My electric razor doesn't shave that close.
That's your razor, man. It's your face.
Without electric shave, your beard just lays there.
Electric shave stands up your beard so it shaves down close, lubricates for comfort.
Good tip.
Electric shave for a closer, smoother shave.
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The dependability people.
When he's working.
When his work is done.
A man wants a gene he can feel comfortable in.
American hero genes.
From Reign.
Friday, Peter Sellers and a team of smooth operators ask, where does it hurt?
They said you had your hand on her big back.
It's possible.
And Monday, it's Willie Nelson.
I'm in a trap.
Can Chris Christopherson and Rip Torn help blast him back on top?
Songwriter.
James Gardner's a real straight shooter, but when a crooked sheriff sets up his son, he'll do anything to get him back.
James Gardner, C. Thomas Howell.
Someone is smoking over there.
Something we cats would never do.
Filling their lungs with thick, dark hair.
What a disgusting thing to do.
Cats have nine lives with eight to spare.
Humans have one.
With none to barter.
Why do they smoke?
Why don't they care?
Humans are smart, but cats are smarter.
Listen to cats, you men and women.
Take care of your lungs.
We're only human.
The American Lung Association, the Christmas Seal people.
We have been trying to do something about AIDS for less than five years.
Our solution isn't going to turn up tomorrow.
There is no cure for AIDS, that's today, but it is preventable.
It's everyone's job to work at prevention.
AIDS is calling on all of us to help each other.
Spread the word and we can stop the spread of AIDS.
Be sure to know the facts about AIDS.
Know how to protect yourself and your family.
Tell others.
For more information, call 1-800-342-AIDS.
Each year, over 260 children under the age of five drown in backyard swimming pools.
It takes only a few minutes for a child to drown.
Barriers such as locked doors and fences add important protection.
And there is no substitute for supervision.
Hello.
Your first try of crack, a very concentrated form of cocaine, can cost just a few dollars.
But what does crack really cost?
Crack is so poisonous it can kill you, even on your first or second try.
Crack is so addictive you can spend every dollar you have and still not get enough.
Crack can cost you your family, your friends, your job, everything and everyone you care about.
Crack's price is just too high to pay.
A message from the Will Rogers Institute, White Plains, New York.