There comes a time when little wheels discover big wheels and fall for a car like Dodge Daytona.
Because who else gives you features like front wheel drive, a 770 protection plan, and the
sheer thrill of high performance driving?
All at an extremely reasonable price.
No one else but Dodge.
That's who.
Hey, sis, go easy on the gas.
Dodge, setting new standards of performance.
Dr. Pepper, just what the doctor ordered.
Gentlemen, the results are in.
In consumer preference tests, men compared Hanes to Fruit of the Loom, and we can be
proud.
In t-shirt fit, more men preferred Hanes.
For shrinking less, Hanes.
For t-shirts that feel better, Hanes.
And in briefs for best fitting waistbands, best fitting leg openings, most comfortable,
men preferred Hanes.
In fact, overall, more men prefer Hanes to Fruit of the Loom.
And Hanes is a great choice.
Touchstone Pictures proudly unwraps a bold new era in film entertainment.
That's great.
That's it.
That's poison ivy.
Presenting Ernest P. Worrall in his first motion picture.
Shaping and molding youthful minds into a focused worldview.
First goes to Cam, rated PG.
Know what I mean?
It starts Friday at a theater near you.
Check your local newspaper.
Hotel is back.
I want to have your baby.
And for the next two weeks, all new episodes.
This has nothing to do with the way I feel about you.
Doesn't it?
Hotel returns Wednesday.
Hi.
If you just ask for a light beer.
Uh, give me a light.
You never know what you'll get.
Bud Light.
Nice shot.
Hands up.
You want the less filling light beer.
You're the first name in taste.
Ask for Bud Light.
Because everything else is just a light.
Ugh.
Thank you for listening.
No, he's after her.
Maybe I could try to kill me.
In self-defense, Friday.
American Comedy Awards will continue in a moment.
Free credit cards, free rent, discounts at restaurants.
No, it's not Let's Make a Deal, it's how some schools are recruiting teachers.
Tomorrow, watch ABC's World News Tonight.
Hello, I'm Denise Koch. Coming up tonight at 11, reaction from a Maryland lawmaker to the attack on the USS Stark,
the latest on the ship's damage and the investigation into the tragedy.
Plans are afloat to turn the Baltimore Harbor into the Marina del Rey of the East Coast.
The night team looks at ambitious efforts on the horizon,
and will have the latest on a tragic incident at a New York zoo,
and Bob Turk will have the accurate forecast for the week ahead,
all coming up tonight at 11 with the night team on Eyewitness News.
B-104 is Brian and O'Brien.
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And you can still win up to $25,000 instantly.
News with Pound Sandals tonight at 11.
The front-wheel drive Dodge Lancer is the performance sedan that will thrill you all the way to the red line.
Hold you to the dotted line.
Cover you down the line.
And impress you with its bottom line.
Dodge Lancer, with prices starting at $98.52.
Dodge, setting new standards of performance.
Recently, we conducted a little test with a singer in New York and a vase in L.A.
to prove that the sound quality of U.S. Sprint's fiber optic lines is as pure as we say.
It's never been done like this.
Over the phone.
Coast to coast.
We did it, New York! Great, California!
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Builders of the first and only 100% digital fiber optic network and share our smashing success.
Couldn't you go for it?
Was she this strong last time?
Couldn't you go for it?
Come on, concentrate.
Keep her back.
Back.
Back.
When you're this thirsty, Lipton Ice Tea tastes pure, light, clean, not syrupy and sweet like a soft drink.
Thought she had you there.
So did I.
The clean, clean taste of Lipton Sea right now.
Wow.
Get your seal set up, grab a stick of juice and fruit, the taste is gonna move ya.
Take a sniff, pull it out, the taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth.
Juice and fruit is gonna move ya, it's juice and soft, it gets right to ya.
Juice and fruit, the taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move ya.
American Comedy Awards will continue in a moment.
One word distinguishes the American Express card from the others.
Member.
And membership has its privileges.
How's Clary's stay today?
I'm glad we have the American Express card.
I seem to have lost my wallet with all my cards.
I can have a new card for you by tomorrow.
Thank you very much.
She's so lovely.
She reminds me of you.
To apply by phone, call 1-800-THE-CARD.
The Polaroid Spectra System is calling.
Calling the cameras of America.
And the cameras of America are coming.
Coming to a remarkable offer on the incredible Polaroid Spectra.
For a limited time, any camera, in any condition, is worth $20 toward a spectra.
At your local camera store.
Imagine $20.
Don't you have an old camera that's worth $20 off a Polaroid Spectra?
I may never change the world, but I'm gonna make a dent.
So I give it all I got, that's 110%.
I don't drink just any beer, you better understand.
I'm playing my leeches to the king of beer.
I'm attending with Batman.
But, but, but, but, but, I'm a bad man.
There came a moment when all the elements came together.
Unleashing a superbly equipped new breed of compact car.
The Dodge Shadow.
With two or four door availability.
Affordable price.
A 770 protection plan.
The new Dodge Shadow is going to cast a giant shadow across America.
Dodge.
Setting new standards for the world's most powerful car.
America. Dodge. Setting new standards of performance.
They're all American kids hooked on a killer.
You keep smoking it, and keep smoking it until...
Until what?
Until it kills you.
We'll see you next Tuesday.