The cast is so cooperative.
The guest stars are eager to appear.
I'll get you for this, Frog.
The sets are built by master carpenters.
Lunch is cooked by the finest European chefs.
Like a well-oiled machine.
The Muppet Show. Weekdays at 6 p.m. Eastern on TNT.
Behind steel doors, locked from view, lies an army with a secret power.
Introducing Megaforce, the army of hidden forces.
Ramfist crushes the enemy while its secret elevator lowers an attack craft.
Cargo planes pick up reinforcements.
Missiles fire at will, and the helipad launches on your command.
Each sold separately.
The army of hidden forces.
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Hi, I'm Winnie. I'm the new housekeeper.
And a witch.
No, I'm a good witch. At least I aim to be.
It's just, sometimes I don't have great control over my magic.
My big heart gets in the way.
Sometimes I'm just not myself.
And other times I just get carried away.
But the kids are great, and as long as I keep my secret from their dad, what could possibly go wrong?
Free Spirit on ABC Television.
It's 1961, and the charts are bursting with smash hits.
This is Time-Lite Music's Rock and Roll era.
You get 22 original hits by the original artists.
Lion sleeps tonight.
My mama told me you better shop around.
Yeah, the name of the dance is the peppermint witch.
Wait, oh yes, wait a minute, there's a boatman.
Every other month, you'll have the opportunity to audition other great albums from Time-Lite's Rock and Roll era.
Will you still love me tomorrow?
Oh, honey, no, and darling, darling, stand by me.
To introduce you, the Rock and Roll era, 1961, is available at a special introductory price of just $9.99 for a double-linked cassette.
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My little runaway.
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Get your daily dose of...
Anne!
From Bugs Bunny and Pals.
It's a whole hour of cartoons.
Tonight at 630 Eastern on TNT.
TNT's wild world of shorts returns now to the Fun Zone.
Faye Dunaway and Richard Widmark in a TNT exclusive premiere.
Cold Sassy Tree, Monday, October 16th.
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This month on HBO, dreams come true.
Make a wish.
Follow a moonbeam.
See the stars.
The superstars.
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Fang always complains that I'm too extravagant.
Not true, Fang.
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Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
I found the boat.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Now to the Fun Zone.
You know that girl who sits up front and always knows the answers?
I call this hopes and dreams and sorrow and sadness and horrible things that happen to really good people.
Are we in junior high yet?
School is tough, but our teacher's cool.
Farmer Brown has 12 chickens that each lay one egg a day.
I hate Farmer Brown.
Farmer Gray has six chickens.
I hate him too.
The premiere of Home Room on ABC TV.
There's a cool new place to go with some cool new fun.
Cool times Barbie, Barbie Soda Shop.
Turn your seat upside down.
Get a glass and go to town.
Pour your soda in and out it comes.
There's burgers, fries, even buns.
We're into Barbie.
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We put Soda Shop together.
Behind steel doors, locked from view, lies an army with a secret power.
Introducing Megaforce, the army of hidden forces.
Ramfist crushes the enemy while its secret elevator lowers an attack craft.
Cargo planes pick up reinforcements.
Missiles fire at will and the helipad launches on your command.
It's sold separately.
The army of hidden forces.
Megaforce from Canada.
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Yeah.
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I'm ready.
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We're all wearing the same gown.
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With so many ways to wear the three-in-one glamour gown,
all the dazzling will be different.
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You'll know by the bow.
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I brought you power games for a real old-fashioned party.
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We're gonna boing and bop and blow our top.
Party with the Popeye Hour.
The Popeye Hour.
Good times, good stuff.
Weekdays at 7.30 a.m.
Only on TNT.
TNT's wild world of shorts is back.
Be on the lookout for Popeye coming up soon.
On The Muppet Show, everything runs smoothly onstage
because everything runs smoothly backstage.
The Muppet Show, part of the wild world of shorts.
Weekdays at 6 p.m. Eastern on TNT.
From blockbuster movies to cartoon stars.
You say you're the ghost with the most?
Yeah.
Prove it.
I'm fit as a fiddle, strong as an ox.
You know what I am?
I'm flat broke.
My gags will put you in jacksies.
You're one of the crimes don't ever change.
Beetlejuice.
Ghostbusters.
They are blessed for you.
After Slimer and the real Ghostbusters.
Don't call me.
This fall on ABC Television.
It's the best.
I admire your luck, Mr.
Bond.
James Bond.
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I brought you power games for a real old-fashioned party.
Who said old-fashioned?
We're gonna boing and bop and blow our top.
Party with the Popeye Hour.
The Popeye Hour. Good times, good stuff.
Sundays at 6 a.m. Eastern. Only on TNT.
TNT's wild world of shorts returns now to Popeye.