Nobody gets the stars to talk like Barbara Walters.
Next time, it's Joan Rivers.
I would make the secretaries laugh.
They would remember me.
And they would say to me, gee, you're funny.
You should be a comedian.
And Michael J. Fox.
I think the minute that you feel satisfied with yourself, then you're dead.
The stars, the surprises, and the moments you've never seen before.
Barbara Walters.
Interviews of a lifetime.
Tomorrow at 8, only on Lifetime.
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Kellogg's Nutri-Grain Bars presents little profiles.
He's always busy.
Got a lot on his mind.
And his mind is one thing you can't change, especially about what he'll eat.
Pretty surprising he'd go for Kellogg's Nutri-Grain Bars.
Probably because they're soft, taste sweet, and that delicious fruit filling hiding inside.
All this makes mom happy, which is good.
Because when you're two, you just know what you like.
Kellogg's Nutri-Grain Bars, the good snack kids get into.
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For the first six weeks of life, there's no cat food more perfect than mother's milk.
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That's when a cat's needs change, and that's where you come in.
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Something any mother would approve of.
Whiskas picks up where mother leaves off.
Oh no, dinnertime and that steak is hard as a rock.
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Thirty years ago, we changed the way America makes chicken.
Now we're doing the same for potatoes with Shake N Bake Perfect Potatoes.
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It's Shake N Bake, and I'll hail.
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Pills take time to dissolve, but the effervescent power of Alka-Celtic Plus Cold Medicine is
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Ever run into the kind of stubborn dirt that literally brings you to your knees?
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I used to live by coupons.
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Maybe that's why my bottle can last 50% longer than many of those so-called bargains.
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Tomorrow Live from Queens, Get Smart's better half, actress Barbara Felden.
Gossip from the White House and the dangers of breast surgery.
Cause you got personality.
What?
Personality.
Talk.
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Smile.
Personality.
Charm.
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Love.
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And plus you got a great big car.
Big car?
Yeah.
It's not a car, it's heart.
For some arresting television, that's pretty funny.
Don't miss the commish.
Sunday at 10 p.m. on Lifetime.
We haven't been mugged.
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Our oldest was in the playoffs and I had a terrible cold.
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My doctor said I didn't need surgery for my hemorrhoids.
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More women trust it.
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Years ago I looked like that.
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You're looking really fresh.
But let's dress you up a little.
Three out of your bows.
Birdseye the fresh look for vegetables.
Small news from S.O.S.
Introducing S.O.S.
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The day he took his first steps is a day I'll never forget.
It meant the beginning of a whole new world for him and the start of new wonders and worries
for me.
I had to watch him and protect him more.
And with all this new activity even his diaper couldn't keep up.
That's why I'm so grateful for these new Pampers stretch.
You see Pampers stretch is the first diaper with stretchy sides that actually stretch
and move with every move he makes.
So it fits like no diaper ever to help prevent gapping and leaking and to help keep him dry
and as protected as the day he was born.
And that day he wore Pampers too.
New Pampers stretch may be one more reason for 81 percent of all hospitals to choose
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Walking.
Experts tell us it's a good way to get fit.
But now there's Walk Fit.
A complete total body workout that can't be matched by walking alone.
I talk to owners every day.
Listen.
My buddy Fred just doesn't believe Walk Fit is a better workout than just walking around
the neighborhood.
But look.
My workout is a breeze.
I do it in 20 minutes three times a week.
I don't miss the game.
I'm doing it in the comfort of my own home and I'm burning a lot more calories because
unlike ordinary treadmills, Walk Fit is working both my upper and lower body and Walk Fit
is so natural.
There's no motor.
I control the speed by the pace I walk.
And another thing.
I can call a NordicTrack fitness consultant anytime.
They're backed by nearly 20 years of NordicTrack quality and expertise.
See, I've got extra time for other things.
And as for Fred, well.
So don't just walk.
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Our Home.
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This movie is sponsored by Diet Coke.
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My dear, is it love that draws me near?
Is it love that brings me back into you?
How moments come to matter?
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Tonight at 9 p.m. here on Lifetime.
There's hair, and there's hair with style.
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Oh, he's beautiful.
Yes.
Oh.
I got it.
He's gone.
Where's my lipstick?
Let's try to catch up.
These lips aren't going anywhere.
Who used this?
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There it is.
The deer?
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Oh, that's a relief.
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New X14 Kitchen Cleaner challenges fantastic, here on this baked on grease.
The X14 Kitchen Cleaner worked better than the Fantastic did.
The X14's the way to go.
Look for this money saving coupon on X14 in Sunday's paper.
Dear Hallmark, last Valentine's Day my big date was with the laundry.
After I got home there was a knock on the door.
It was Mel.
I mean, we'd been friends a long time so I was surprised when he gave me, out of the blue, really, a Hallmark Valentine.
You know, before that night, we must have talked over a thousand times, but that card,
it just said something that we'd never been able to say.
This Valentine's Day, you can make a difference.
Give a Hallmark card.
P.S. the best part is that June we're getting married.
Outside of Idaho, you probably wouldn't know about Annie Roger's Junior Rodeo Championship.
Nope. Seems in Idaho we're famous for just one thing.
So if you want a great tasting potato, just look for the grown in Idaho seal.
Sleep deprivation. 70 million Americans have experienced it, but you don't have to.
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