That's my husband Phil. We're in Italy and this is his sixth day with Prilosec OTC.
You know, there's no way we could have had this much fun if it weren't for Prilosec OTC.
He used to lug around a bunch of pills all the time, always worrying about frequent heartburn.
But Prilosec OTC started working the first day.
Ready?
We spent day two getting totally lost in Tuscany.
Day four, catching up on culture.
Today, you know, another great day for both of us.
Imagine zero heartburn for 24 hours with one pill a day.
That's the beauty of Prilosec OTC.
It's day six for Phil. What day are you on?
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Here in the small European village of Werther is the home of the world's favorite caramel.
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A family tradition of making smooth, creamy caramel has been handed down from generation to generation.
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You gelling? No telling how much I'm gelling. You gelling?
You know I'm gelling. Hey Ellen, you gelling?
I'm gelling. You want some, Ellen?
Nah, but hey, I'm like mud gelling. I'm so gelling.
Nice.
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Introducing the biggest thing to hit Hot Pockets brand.
We sprinkled cheese on the crust and baked it in for a crispier, cheesier taste.
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We started with what you love. Heart-healthy, whole grain bran flakes. Plump, juicy raisins.
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There's a disease called lupus. It lives to attack women.
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But it can lead to heart attack, kidney failure, or even be fatal.
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When so many little things go wrong, it's good to know some of the big things won't.
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Too bad everything isn't backed with this much support.
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I don't know how it happened, but Frank and I really got in over our heads financially.
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Oh, geez.
Get ready for one of the hottest new teen dramas on TV.
Helmet-O-Point Series for Me, Sunday, August 28th.
Inside that microphone is something familiar.
A battery.
And while you might think all batteries are the same, consider this.
When Bon Jovi puts on a show, the battery that powers their microphones is always a Duracell.
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Trust it everywhere.
If you missed the big Chevy employee discount for everyone, you're in luck.
We've continued the program, giving you a chance to take advantage of employee pricing on almost every 05 Chevy vehicle.
You pay what we pay, not a cent more.
The Chevy employee discount for everyone.
Offer in September 6th.
The Chevy employee discount for everyone.
See your local Chevy dealer before September 6th.
You know, it's nice having a real meal together.
Oh, and there's cake.
Cake.
Is it a birthday?
What are we gonna do?
There she is.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
It's free with the meal.
Every meal can be special when you bring back dinner and dessert.
Pick up any family meal with eight or more pieces of freshly cooked KFC chicken,
homestyle sides and biscuits, and you'll get a delicious double chocolate chip cake for free.
Bring back dinner and dessert at KFC.
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Mr. Clean can't remove carrot juice, wine, berry, or coffee stains.
Clorox Clean Up Cleaner can.
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Do you have what it takes to play?
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Rated T for Teen.
Get ready for one of the hottest new teen dramas on TV.
Helmetle Point series premieres Sunday, August 28.
Get ready for one of the hottest new teen dramas on TV.
Helmetle Point series premieres Sunday, August 28.
When so many little things go wrong, it's good to know some of the big things won't.
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Pax is stepping aside for independent television.
Aye.
Simply put, aye.
Aye.
Aye.
This allergy season, ask your doctor about something different.
Singular.
While many seasonal allergy medicines block histamine, Singular works differently by blocking leukotrienes, an underlying cause of seasonal allergy symptoms.
And one prescription Singular helps relieve a broad range of seasonal allergy symptoms for a full 24 hours.
Side effects are generally mild and vary by age, and may include headache, ear infection, sore throat, and upper respiratory infection.
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How about a desk lamp for $29.99 or a floor lamp for $39.99?
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It's no surprise. Clients want me to tell them how to get salon healthy hair at home.
And I tell them it has to start with professional products.
Which, here's the secret, don't have to cost a fortune.
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Around here, there's no time for heartburn.
Waiting up to 40 minutes for pepsidac to block acid just doesn't cut it.
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Of course, life doesn't work that way.
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I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.
I-Independent Television.
It's kind of got a ring to it.
Begin sequence.
I-Independent Television.
Dish Network pay-per-view has turned Fridays into Family Movie Fridays.
It's the perfect way to spend quality time with your whole family.
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When so many little things go wrong, it's good to know some of the big things won't.
The nice thing about the HP Pavilion Notebook with Intel Centrino Mobile Technology isn't just its price.
It's the peace of mind you get for the price.
Like a warranty that's longer than most.
Support with industry-leading response time.
And tech help that actually helps.
Get a computer and a company you can count on.
Call by August 20th to save $200 on an HP Pavilion Notebook with Intel Centrino Mobile Technology.
Order now and get a free HP printer and free shipping.
Or ask about other notebooks with Intel processors starting at $5.29 after rebates.
Too bad everything isn't backed with this much support.
HP Pavilion Notebooks.
Brilliantly simple.
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Six fighters in three world title fights.
Including the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world.
It's Peter Cage, baby, and it's prime time.
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