Now, we got a lot of work to do before the next game, but I'm with you.
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All right.
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On this most American of occasions, let us celebrate our patriotism, our national pride,
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We are gathered here today in praise of me!
On March 7th.
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They haven't helped us if they ever learned the Macarena.
And now, an important message from Hank Hill.
You know, one thing I cannot tolerate is end zone showboating.
Make a choice.
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That kind of horseplay makes you look foolish and insults the intelligence of us, the fans.
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Right.
It's this year's Golden Glove winner for the best dramatic series.
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Right after the Super Bowl here on Fox.