Warning, power grid failure.
Oh no.
Singing Asian theme song.
The new Porsche Boxster is assembled at Zuffenhausen, Germany.
The Boxster.
Once again, there is no substitute.
Fox Sports coverage of Super Bowl XXXI is brought to you by Brewery Fresh Budweiser,
who reminds you fresh beer tastes better.
By Porsche, who wish to remind you there is no substitute.
By Dirt Devil, nothing escapes the power of a Dirt Devil.
And by Pepsi, who invites you to join Generation Next.
The Star Wars trilogy is back on the big screen and it's even better with a Pepsi.
Great effects, man.
Yeah.
Look, Zotica Eyewear, what do you want people to see?
I want you to see a student and a teacher.
I want you to see how beautiful the word mom can sound.
See refinement.
I want you to see how silly I feel in rhinestones.
I want you to see the older I get, the smarter my dad gets.
I want you to see a great looking guy.
I'd like you to see me.
Look, Zotica Eyewear.
Let them see you.
To find Look, Zotica Eyewear, call 1-888-LOOKZOTICA.
Hello, America.
I want you to see a person like floating in space.
What?
Do you ever get a chance to sleep?
It used to be that we just launched rockets into space.
What about the whole universe?
Today, through distance learning, MCI can launch entire schools.
I mean, I asked myself this question.
What are you doing way out here?
You'll just have to wait for the Oscar-Meyer Super Bowl halftime show.
It's on the Packer sideline.
Didn't touch nothing, did you, son?
No, sir, I did not.
Dear Gusty, there's only one thing missing.
Every last drop of Pepsi.
Any ideas?
Well, I'm working on it.
I think the fat one knows.
I'm going to go get it.
How do Breathe Right strips relieve snoring?
There's a satellite going around up there that transmits radio signals, these tiny magnetic
receptors.
Like a lightning rod, it stimulates the nasal passage and makes them open up.
Not quite.
It's springy plastic strips that pull open your nose so that your mouth can stay shut.
Pretty complicated, huh?
Son, could you move over a little bit?
I think we're losing our signal.
Breathe Right strips.
Try it tonight for snoring.
I wish that just one day Dad couldn't tell a lie.
Is he good for you?
I've had better.
In the next 24 hours, Fletcher Reed will have to tell the truth, even if it kills him.
From Imagine Entertainment.
What's that, Fletcher?
You're a cholesterol!
And the director of The Nutty Professor.
Take a new job?
Whatever takes the focus off your head.
Jim Carrey.
You know, everybody's been real nice.
Well, it's because you have big liar, liar.
This film does not get rated.
It starts Friday, March 21st.
All right, fly boy, listen up.
Yay, you're gonna test your skills.
See what you're made of.
When you're up there, remember, you're not just birds, you're pigeons.
Skyrat, this is Dirty Bird.
Do you read me?
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
Dirty Bird.
This is Skyrat.
I copy.
I spotted a gold mine with a freshly-washed beauty.
Roger, Dirty Bird.
Wooee.
Let's rock and roll.
All right, Skyrat.
Make it messy.
Yee-haw!
The boys quit!
Afterburners, afterburners!
He's still clean, D.B.
And I'm gonna come free.
Okay, Skyrat.
I'll get him.
Ahh!
roots.
Ahhh, ahh!
Ahh, ahh, ahh!
Ah!
Ahh!
Oh!
I'm getting you, I'm getting you.
MEDIC!
The Star Wars trilogy is back on the big screen, and each planet is celebrating in a different
way.
On Earth, people are playing Feel the Force at Taco Bell.
Press the game piece to magically reveal if you've instantly won cash, one of millions
of prizes, or a special edition Hummer.
See the trilogy, Feel the Force, play the game at Taco Bell.
Are you sure this is the right theater?
I'm not even sure it's the right planet.
Now a Super Bowl moment with Hank Hill.
Can I cut in?
I'm a big football fan.
Want to get back to the game?
And what makes you think I don't?
Well look what you're buying, man.
Wheatgrass, humus.
What the hell is that?
It's a lemony garbanzo dip.
You have never seen a football in your life.
Sour cream and onion?
Or more Casey Masterpiece.
You may see a stranger, a crowded room, and somehow...
Oh Miss Piggy, I nuzzle your neck.
I nipple your feet.
I eat your chips.
Good night.
The low fat new flavors of baked lace potato chips.
You'll really want to hog them.
On Friday, March 14th.
Who are you?
In the world of espionage.
Never reveal your name.
If you want to live, you have to leave my side.
Never turn your back.
Kill him and bring her to life.
Never surrender your heart.
I can't trust anybody.
I'm not going to let you.
I'm not going to let you.
I'm not going to let you.
I'm not going to let you.
I'm not going to let you.
I'm not going to let you.
I'm not going to let you.
I'm not going to let you.
I can't trust anybody.
Never have, till now.
Vouill kilmer Elizabeth Shue
The Saint.
Coming March 14th to Thedas Everywhere.
The amazing Dirt Devil broomback sweeps and picks up dirt in one easy motion.
You'll never have to stoop to using a dustpan again.
Nothing escapes the power of a Dirt Devil.
After the year's most exciting sports event, catch television's most thrilling series.
Don't miss the most anticipated X-Files of the year.
An all new episode tonight following the Super Bowl.
And so, after 35 years in the service of my country, I return to Russell, Kansas.
The place I call home.
I've known Bob Dole ever since he was born.
It's a small town that nurtured and defined me, to my friends and my family.
This is Mamie and this is Bob.
To that very special place.
There's only one Bob Dole.
Where they always called me by my first name.
Hello Bob.
Bob.
Good to see you.
Great lunch.
Bob, take a check.
Of course, Bob.
Can I see some ID?
Driver's license, passport, military ID.
Maybe it's time you tried the Visa Check Card.
Automatically deducts from your checking account everywhere visas accepted.
No questions asked, no ID needed.
I just can't win.
The Visa Check Card.
It works like a check, only better.
Who's looking after your money?
You do have goals to reach.
Are mutual funds getting you there?
How do they see things?
At Janus, they look for opportunities one at a time.
Not sectors, not categories, not trends.
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Last fall, the creative force behind The X-Files brought you the critically acclaimed new series
Millennium.
Proving one thing, lightning can strike twice.
In a world gone mad, Frank Black could be our only hope.
Millennium Fridays, The X-Files Sundays, only on Fox.
Whoa, where do you want this?
Hey now, I ordered a new copy of this.
This is better than new, my friend.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Oh, what do we have here?
Enlarges, too.
Even so, ladies.
I'll take it.
For the great taste that won't tear you up and never let you down, make it a quad light.
That was close.
I didn't think I could shove this baby through.
What's in the package?
Just a prize for my mommy.
Love.
16 ounces.
This must be the new tercedo.
All the much-guarded stuff, right?
Wow, that's amazing.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
So these must be.
Now's a good time.
Hey, anytime is a good time for new bite-sized Tostitos tortilla chips and ultimate garden
salsa.
Now, when am I going to send my mommy?
Why don't you send yourself?
Really?
Tostitos, now's a good time.
Now you're next to enjoy the other fight scene.
Presenting Greggle's book.
Good book, Kebob.
And now, the next fight scene.
Bring the royal taster.
My cat.
I love this.
No road place. Monday the 8th at 7 Central on non-stop Fox.