The USA moving special will continue.
Nothing cleans stains better than Clorox bleach.
I just wish it were easier to use.
Now it is. New Clorox Clean Up Gel.
It won't splash or drip.
It cleans the soils, penetrating them on contact.
So you just wipe them away.
New Clorox Clean Up Gel.
Making women look younger isn't magic. It's my job.
Before, all you could do was use a moisturizer.
With Pond's Age Defying Lotion with Alpha Nutrium,
women start to see truly younger-looking skin in just two weeks.
Age Defying Lotion.
A woman gynecologist has designed New OB to fit us each differently inside.
New OB expands all around better than ever
to fit individual curves, prevent fluid going by.
Fits inside to protect outside.
New OB.
Now all the strength of Imodium-ED is concentrated in the smallest, easiest to swallow anti-diarrheal caplets ever made.
So powerful they can work in one dose instead of dose after dose of the pink stuff.
New Concentrated Caplets. Only from Imodium-ED.
Now Legs Smooth Silhouettes Panty Hose changes the rules.
Don't spend your life in the gym.
Don't skip dessert.
Just look like you did with new smooth silhouettes from Legs.
A whole new kind of panty hose.
They slim and smooth every crucial inch between your tummy and your toes.
It's gorgeous redefined.
So don't be afraid to show off new smooth silhouettes from Legs.
Nothing beats a great pair of legs.
Just because I want fresh-smelling laundry day after day doesn't mean I spend my life doing laundry.
I've changed outdoor fresh bounce.
Now things smell fresh for up to five days.
Only Bounce has a special time to release freshness that slowly releases day after day after day.
This is fresh.
I just washed it.
Five days ago.
Change to outdoor fresh bounce.
The freshness lasts up to five days.
Observe. Dry eyes, red eyes.
Symptoms for which science created clear eyes.
Unlike the other leading eye drop, clear eyes removes redness and has an ingredient to moisturize.
The difference is clear. Clear eyes.
Everyone's dead to me. They can't kill me.
Gotta stay smart.
You're not gonna win.
The USA Leisure Day special will return after these messages.
One of life's guilty little pleasures.
Silk stockings on USA.
You believe in destiny?
Yeah.
A new season full of surprises.
All new episodes Sunday nights at 10 starting September 17.
You know you want to watch.
What are the two best things about being an immortal superhero?
You've had all the fun and most of the good women.
Did you come to fight or talk?
Adrian Paul.
Don't spoil the fun.
Highlander on USA premiering next Monday.
If there were more cops like Frank Draven.
You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in the fan.
We'd be in a lot of trouble.
I'm a very lucky woman.
So am I.
The naked gun is next as Leisure Day continues on USA.
Forever. Night. Mondays at 10 on USA beginning September 18.
Who needs another raisin bran? I mean I'm fine with Kellogg's.
What could be so different about Total Raisin Bran?
You got your raisins and you got your bran.
Oh, Total's got 100% of a lot of vitamins.
Yeah, there's not even 100% in the Kellogg's.
It's really something.
Total Raisin Bran. The raisin bran with a total difference.
Honestly, I think it even tastes better than the Kellogg's.
I'm Ed Lancaster. I was a Pennsylvania State Police Officer for 25 years.
During those years, department regulations did not permit active members to endorse name brand security devices.
But now that I'm retired, I can tell you, this club really works.
In my many years of investigating crime, I have never experienced a car stolen while the club was in use.
The fact is, the club has proven to be over 99% effective in eliminating auto theft.
Our ears have become immune to the sirens and horns caused by vehicle false alarms.
Not with the club, it doesn't false alarm.
Its high visibility and tough construction lets thieves know that this car is immobilized.
Your vehicle anti-theft device should be the same one I and most other police officers use.
Make sure your anti-theft device has the club on the handle.
If the club can protect your car, imagine what we can do for bikes.
Ask your retailer for the bike club, new from Winter International.
Please pass the all fruit.
Pass the polana all fruit.
Pass the polana all fruit.
Would you please pass the jelly?
Polana all fruit is real fruit, sweetened only with fruit juice.
You'll call it delicious, you'll call it remarkable, but please don't dare call it jelly.
Polana all fruit, the spreadable fruit.
Zits have a personality all their own.
Big.
Now, an acne medicine prescribed by doctors is available without a prescription.
Zits? I wish I didn't have them. I wish I didn't get them.
Introducing Persigel for the big ones.
Now get rid of those problem pimples with a maximum strength formula once available only through doctors.
Bye, Zits. Nothing personal. This? Don't mess with me.
New Persigel acne medicine now available without a prescription.
Welcome to the Dominion.
The gateway to the world of science fiction on the Internet.
The Dominion. Catch it on the World Wide Web.
The Sci-Fi Channel welcomes you to the Edge.
Lorenzo Lamas. Renegade. Weekdays at 6 on USA beginning September 11th.
I fell down a light ha-
The USA Holiday Movie Special is brought to you by Big Red. Big Red gum gives you long-lasting fresh breath.
No little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red.
So kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer, put your hands together, and let's go.
So kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer, put your hands together longer, longer with Big Red.
That big red freshness lasts right through it. Your fresh breath goes on and on.
While you chew it, say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer.
Give your breath long lasting freshness with Big Red.
Chicken not getting rave reviews.
Then get Shake N' Bake. It's crispy, it's juicy, and they'll want an encore.
It's simple. They want Shake N' Bake.
My dad has been my dentist since my first tooth has come in. This is the first toothpaste that he's ever sent me.
This is Tartar Control Mentadent with fluoride, baking soda, and peroxide.
Mentadent helps stop tartar before it forms. Tartar Control Mentadent.
It has everything.
The newest way you can cure athlete's foot is the way doctors cure it.
With the same ingredient they've prescribed millions of times.
It's new prescription strength S and X. Nothing cures athlete's foot better.
New prescription strength S and X. The doctor's cure.
It's basting, sizzling, grilling, thrilling. It's Red Lobster Shrimp and Barbecue Chicken Lunch only $4.99.
Mouthwatering barbecue chicken plus fried shrimp and free salad and bread for a limited time only.
$4.99 at Red Lobster.
I don't see it.
It's there.
A zit?
It's like 32 feet below the surface.
Don't touch it.
I touch it. It's connected to every major nerve in my body.
So, Oxycute it.
Does that stuff work?
Get the pads. Of course they work.
They do what?
Break up the oil, man. It's breathing there. It's powerful stuff.
Oxycute them.
With Oxypads. The number one, numero uno, best-selling pad in this country.
It never surfaced. Ah, you nailed it.
He was an underachiever.
The jobs of tomorrow are here. Thousands of them waiting to be filled.
But you have to know the fields they're in and you have to have what it takes to master those fields.
Because you can't get the jobs of tomorrow until you get the skills of today.
Start by calling ITT Technical Institute.
We'll send you an informative brochure on tomorrow's careers and what it takes to get them.
Call 1-800-942-0099.
Meet Detective Nick Knight.
I'll be there in ten minutes.
What's happening to me?
Stay cool.
I'm a vampire.
Please do not answer the door.
We are in a mood tonight.
I have to control it.
I don't want to be afraid of it anymore.
What'd you become a cop for, Knight?
It's my penance.
13th century vampire, 20th century cop.
Give in to what you are.
Never.
Forever Knight on USA.
Mondays at 10, premiering September 18th.
USA's Leisure Day special now continues with the Naked Gun from the Files of Police Squad.
The USA Moving Special will continue.
You know, these Tostitos are baked.
Get out of here.
Really?
But so tasty.
Oh, I had this party and I told everyone that baked Tostitos are low in fat, but nobody believed me.
Wow.
You baked Tostitos have only one gram of fat per serving, but they don't taste it.
These are baked.
Get out of here.
Oh, yeah.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Really? They're baked.
No, really.
Get out of here.
You baked Tostitos, tortilla chips, and fat-free salsa.
Prepare to party.
I don't see it.
It's there.
A zit?
It's like 32 feet below the surface.
Well, don't touch it.
I touch it.
It's connected to every major nerve in my...