Something like a Sasquatch or a Yeti or whatever you want to call them. We'd have to have found him by now if he was there. Yeah, but we're just humans. These guys have been around for a lot longer than us. The biggest shoes on the shelves in Courtney are a pair of size 13 floor chimes. Formidable, but not close enough. And if John Bindernau goes right, your average loafer on your average bigfoot might be a pretty tight squeeze. This is 25% wider than a human foot of the same length. So it's my guess that the Sasquatch, if inclined, will need slippers. Something fuzzy and soft for those walks on the wild side. Very attractive too. Speaking of wackos, here's a good one. Pull the other one. It plays jingle bells. I don't believe it either. We've heard about the great progress made by our Australian gymnasts leading up to these And tonight we've seen it for ourselves. No less than five gold medals and a few minor medals to boot from just 10 events. Fantastic. The men and women of the Australian gymnastic team clearly represent the best performance of the day. Optus proudly presents another Rosy who's been doing us proud. Drama on 10. Oh, her favorite songs of love record. Where will I find another one? Yenno Pages, of course. Thank you, darling. For 15 years, Harry Tasker's been leading a double life. Hi, it's Helen. Is he in? Harry's in his sales meeting, Mrs. Tasker. He's protected the country. He's faced the enemy. But when his wife finds out...