It was not Mossad at my apartment.
Why not?
Because even if they were operating without my knowledge and going after you, they would
have gotten me out safely first.
Even the head of Mossad would not sacrifice one of our own to service a foreign power.
Nobody is that good a friend to us.
But that fighting technique is taught by Mossad and we are the only ones from outside to receive
that training.
And how do you know that?
You mean Elliot might kill you but he would never lie to you?
Don't you see, the men you've described as Mossad operatives also fit the same description
to their evil scenario.
A few kisses and the years just roll away.
You think I'm that easy, Soli?
That is a wicked smile. What are you thinking?
Just wondering.
Wondering what?
What is going to be left for us to do on our honeymoon?
I don't know.
If life gets any better, it'll probably kill me.
Oh, you'd survive.
In about 20 years, you'll probably be bored with me.
I doubt that.
No.
Yes.
Erica?
I've got a report in.
What, you have a drill now?
I'll be back as soon as I can.
Oh, no.
Don't keep me waiting too long, huh?
You know, my love may not last.
The October War. Poetic title.
The Israeli tactical execution was superb.
Did their little war interrupt your romance?
It's not a fling, Elliot. I want to marry her.
Impossible.
Why impossible? A lot of agents are married.
Not on your level.
For people like us, relationships are always shadowed by the possibility of betrayal.
Are you saying there are no operatives on my level who are married?
I'm saying there are no operatives on your level, period.
Except, Chris, you two are unique.
A wife would be a constant target for coercion to force you into an act of betrayal.
Women are wonderful, charming companions and the best sexual release ever devised.
But for us, nothing more.
Salt.
You're like a samurai sword.
You've been hammered and honed for years to cut through bone and steel.
You don't use it to slice bread.
What are you thinking?
Lots of things.
Such as?
Such as bone and steel.
Bone and steel?
Elliot never wanted you to matter in my life.
You said you would compromise me.
And?
It's probably right.
Shalom, Israeli Embassy.
Cobrits.
Yes.
Musta.
Sarah.
Scramble's activated.
I have reason to believe Romulus and Remus are being set up by Elliot.
Somehow he's trying to implicate us in the Partigan business.
Give me a few days slack.
Courier delivery?
Use Route 11.
Okay. Ready for Mama's shopping list?
Let's see.
Oh, they know we're watching.
And we know they know.
And they know we know they know.
Do you mind?
So if we spot them, we terminate.
No matter where they are.
Well, I would avoid doing it near a policeman.
Very nasty prisons there.
That one's ours.
18 people so far carrying something.
He's too well dressed to be a courier, so he must be the courier.
He's just bought three dozen grams of protein.
Let's go.
Thank you.
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Try Kellogg's Just Right. It's a high-nutrition cereal.
Say, how about high-nutrition Total?
Kellogg's Just Right has vitamin A, B6, and B12.
Oh, what's the same here?
And vitamin E and iron.
Pesto.
Kellogg's Just Right has sweet dates.
Dates?
Lots of crunchy almonds, plump, juicy raisins, and four hearty grains.
Really?
Yep.
And two out of three people in America prefer the taste of Kellogg's Just Right to Total.
Two out of three.
Name two.
One.
Two.
Yeah.
The taste makes Kellogg's Just Right just better.
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Passports, I.D.s, driver's licenses, credit cards, $50,000.
What's that?
Computer printout.
Elliot said you were the only ones he sent to Israel.
They had the Mossad computer to run a little check.
It's a list of all operatives Elliot sent for special Mossad training.
18 men.
18?
I don't believe it.
Look, all these others went to Israel after us.
And they were sent in pairs, like us.
Two lieutenants, two sergeants, two petty officers.
Each pair is from the same hometown.
Maybe there's a common denominator connecting the towns.
Philadelphia, Akron, Omaha, Shade Gap.
Ring any bells?
Chris, look at this.
Philadelphia Franklin School for Boys.
Omaha Boys School. Akron Union City Boys Academy.
Shade Gap Institute.
Military schools?
Orphanages. These guys are all orphans.
Like us.
Elliot would find pairs of kids in institutions,
encourage them to bond as blood brothers,
and then he'd play the surrogate father to all of them.
We were just part of some damn program.
Elliot deceived us from day one.
He abused us.
When did you first meet him?
We saw him talking to Colonel Nesbitt.
They seemed to be good friends.
I guess he'd been watching us for days,
probably looking for two kids that already formed a bond.
He began to visit us once a week,
and he'd give us these damn baby roof bars.
He was the only one who ever showed us any kindness.
You can't imagine what it was like to have someone like him
as your father when the others had nobody.
We were apprenticed to two martial arts masters,
Sensei Ishii and Sensei Kim.
We were taught martial arts in discipline
and the Bushido code of the samurai,
the vow the warrior takes to obey his shogun for life.
Five times daily we were to repeat the phrase,
a samurai without a shogun is a wanderer.
Elliot is our shogun.
We studied under them four hours a day, six days a week.
Weren't you allowed to do what other boys do?
What about girls?
No girls.
Recreation was movies at the school.
Even when Elliot took us to the movies,
it was war or spy movies.
But no girls.
In our training, girls are only for sexual release.
Oh, wonderful.
How did you get into the CIA?
It was after we finished case officer training at Langley
we joined Elliot's special operations unit.
We were kept away from the mainstream operatives.
I think we can assume that's also what happened
with these other guys.
Elliot's own little army.
Does the CIA know what he's doing?
Probably only what he wants them to know.
Nobody's that powerful.
Erica, Elliot has been in the CIA longer than anyone else.
He has people and entire systems that report only to him.
Even the director leaves him pretty much alone.
I don't care how powerful Elliot is.
Somebody else has to know what he's doing.
He can't shut down information to everyone.
Elliot once said,
to really find out about a man,
talk to his enemies.
Chris, who hates Elliot more than anybody you know?
Hello, Hardy.
What's going on?
All clear.
Look, look, look.
I got it.
It's vermouth.
Sweet and dry mixed.
That won't help.
It's enough to take the edge off and still keep you sober.
We need you sober, Hardy.
Where'd you guys learn this torture?
Cambodia?
Sorry to play rough.
Elliot's been ahead of us all the way.
Elliot?
You think I'd help Elliot?
For 28 years the better got me fired.
I defected to Beth first.
Why is Elliot after you guys?
That's what we're trying to find out.
We want Elliot.
To get him, we need whatever you got on him.
What then?
He's terminated with extreme prejudice.
I'll drink to that.
I have a confession.
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They do all that just because I'm a sprint priority customer.
And I thought it was because I was their spokesperson.
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So on day one, Elliot and I were rivals.
Elliot eventually became head of counterintelligence.
I was section head of positive intelligence.
I was a Boston Irish slum kid competing against Elliot, the Silver Spoon orphan from Virginia.
Elliot is an orphan?
You didn't know? I thought that's why I took a shine to you two.
Elliot's parents died when he was five years old.
He was left plenty of money when he was raised by a wealthy friend of his father's.
Tex Otton, one of the founders of the Abelard Sanction.
He was OSS and CIA. He brought Elliot in.
The real family affair.
So from day one, we were in competition, and I gave him one hell of a fight.
I was beginning to discover some bad things about him.
That's why he got me dumped.
What do you mean you discovered bad things about him?
I found out how he always gave himself an edge.
How?
He kept the best dirty files on anybody who could be a threat or of use to him.
Presidents, cabinet members, heads of the agency.
He had them all.
Sex, drugs, tax evasion.
When Elliot needed anything or he felt threatened, he simply showed them their file.
Problem solved.
Why were you investigating him?
Since the 50s, whenever anything went wrong with an operation.
Elliot always yelled that there was a mole in the agency.
Especially on big shrubs like the Bay of Pigs.
He had everybody so busy looking for the mole that we never got any work done.
It was a damn good way to paralyze operations.
Which is exactly what a real mole would do.
You think Elliot is a mole?
Well, he ain't kosher.
Try and follow this.
Tex Atan brought his stepson, Elliot, into the CIA.
Lord Landish brought his son into MI6.
Both fathers were founders of the Avalard Sanction.
Sir Percival Landish, Elliot's British counterpart at MI6,
is known to have very good liaison with the Soviets.
So, Elliot could be the mole.
Landish the courier.
You have any proof?
If I did, I'd be dead.
But whatever Elliot's got going, it's somehow tied to Landish at MI6.
You wanted dirt on Elliot,
but I just told you it was enough to get me fired.
Sir Percival Landish.
¶ ¶
Excuse me, do you know where we can get some decent roast beef in London?
Beef's good, lox is lousy.
It's ours.
Welcome to London, Colonel. We've got the special equipment you ordered, also a very isolated location.
Let's go.
We're being followed.
We better be, that's more security tech.
Good on thing.
Watch it!
Hello, Hardy.
I didn't realize your diet included solids.
You recently had two visitors.
Where did they go?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Only one guard at the gate.
You're not going to believe this.
Mr. Landish is puttering with those damn roses just like Elliot.
What about inside?
He's talking to somebody, could be about a guard.
He's leaving.
Heading towards the house.
Shouldn't there be more guards?
Maybe Elliot's ahead of us, Warren Landish.
Could be a serum.
This is England. They probably wouldn't have more than one guard on him at night.
He's only a deputy director.
Now, how would I know to come to you?
Because Saul and Chris were both thought to think like their enemy.
Naturally, they would contact their enemy's enemy to try to get information.
All I had to do was to run down my list of enemies to decide whom to contact.
That must have taken you forever.
You weren't near the bottom of the list.
Almost an afterthought.
I'm crushed.
Say again who was supposed to have visited me?
Saul and Chris.
What's new with Saul and Chris?
Good response, Hardy.
Always answer a question with a question.
Chris violated the Avalard sanction.
Yeah?
So naturally the first thing they do is go get a lush to help them.
Smart.
I'd be a lot of help against the Russians.
Sloppy, Hardy.
Very sloppy.
Never give information to an interrogator no matter how irrelevant.
You mentioned the Russians.
You couldn't have known that the Russians claimed the Avalard violation unless Saul or Chris told you.
So I'm out of practice.
You want to torture me, torture me.
But don't you lecture me.
That's too cruel.
I want to know what you told them and where they've gone.
Okay.
You don't need the chemicals.
Let's talk.
We have to use them anyway, Hardy.
You know the drill.
What does it matter?
Look.
Saul and Chris came to see me.
We talked.
I told them things about you.
I know where they are.
Can we make a deal?
No.
But after we talk, I promise to make your death as pleasant as possible.
Alcohol poisoning.
What a guy.
Good evening, Mr. Landish.
I believe you have the advantage over me.
Good.
It's about time I have advantage over somebody.
If you call your bodyguard in, he's dead.
What do you want?
Answers.
And we're only going to ask once.
We?
We is me and my gauche friend over here.
I'm the nice guy.
There's no telling what he'll do.
Put that down.
That's a dwarf yellow princess, isn't it?
It's very rare.
What'd I tell you?
The embassy.
It took five years to create.
Oh, yum.
Oh, what an exquisite teardrop.
Oh, and look at this luscious Aphrodite.
Kid knows his roses, huh?
He had a great teacher.
Please, the teardrop.
What do you want to know?
Elliot.
Elliot?
What about him?
He's a mole.
You're his courier.
That's absurd.
My God.
My God, stop.
Elliot.
I delivered messages, yes, several years ago,
between Elliot and the KGB,
but that doesn't make Elliot a mole.
What was in the messages?
I never read them.
You said later that one message contained information
about a KGB spy in the CIA.
Oh, good Lord, man.
You could ask the KGB courier himself.
He's in Paris.
What's his name?
Stop wasting my time.
He's Victor Kotryuby, the concert violinist.
Didn't he defect from Russia a few years ago?
The Kotryuby defection was a sham.
He's been KGB from the start.
The free world bought the story,
and Kotryuby has a brilliant cover.
Time off. Go on.
Kotryuby passed the messages to me for Elliot.
You could go to Paris and persuade him to tell you.
Okay, you're coming with us.
What?
Go on over the wall.
With my arthritis,
my brittle bones would break like matchsticks.
I'm afraid my poor physical condition
has created an impasse.
Really?
Elliot says an impasse
is merely a pause between ideas.
He's full of things like that.
We'll just have to get creative.
Okay.
And you know what's nice about these sandwiches?
Creative cooking clubs.
There's no cholesterol, even in the mayonnaise.
Oh, then you'll just love new
craft-free, nonfat mayo dressing.
It's fat-free, too.
And this isn't?
Excuse me, Henrietta, this does look fat-free to you.
What?
Your Hillman's cholesterol-free has a brownie's worth of fat
in every tablespoon full.
Why would I put that much fat on my sandwich?
I asked you first.
Only new craft-free is fat-free.
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How long will the flavor of carefree,
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How long?
So these guys sing for themselves.
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The flavor lasts.
How would I tell people that Total Raisin Bran
is better than Kellogg's Raisin Bran?
Subliminal suggestion.
Do you see that?
Huh?
Total Raisin Bran, more nutritious than Kellogg's,
and people prefer the taste.
One more time.
There are ways to tell if crystal is high quality
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One, two, three, shoot.
One, two, three.
I win. Two out of three.
You stay with Landis, I go to Paris with Erick.
Let's make it four out of seven.
Oh, no way. We agreed.
Loser babysits Landis. It's the tougher job.
You might die of boredom.
Look, Erick and I should be in Paris by noon.
A Mossad contact should have located Kochaby.
With any luck, we'll get him tonight.
We'll find out what he knows and how that leads to Elliot.
What happens after Elliot?
I don't know.
But I'm glad you're thinking about a future.
Saul, I couldn't live with my conscience anymore
and still serve Elliot.
I'm sorry if I failed you.
You never failed me.
And as for Elliot,
he may have manipulated most of our lives,
but he could never come between us.
Well, maybe after Elliot,
the other ghosts will be gone, too.
That is, if you don't mess up in Paris.
I don't intend to.
The food's great.
And the women even better.
Your friends are very helpful.
The party's tonight.
Well, call me afterwards.
And be careful.
Don't be such a nerd.
Oh!
He must be terminated.
Make certain he's killed terminated.
Terminate subject.
Repeat, terminate subject.
Roger.
Tell the technical section,
well done.
I had absolutely no confidence
they're herming to fast food work.
He's mine!
Oh!
You're absolutely certain he's dead?
I've personally viewed the body.
We're claiming the killer's
an avalanche sanctioned termination.
Your barbarian destroyed
my yellowed princess
under priceless teardrop.
Blushing Aphrodite,
he was the only one of its kind.
Years of work,
he'd have destroyed them all.
The body?
The body.
The body?
Flown out to sea,
weighted and dropped.
Eliot, you must inform the KGB
that Romulus and the Israeli woman
are going after Kotcheby in Paris.
Yes?
Yes, I'll do that.
You sound strange, Eliot.
I, uh, it's nothing.
I'll inform you when I hear.
So it's finally done.
After all these years,
I didn't think
it would affect me like this.
Do you still want Romulus dead?
Yes.
No matter how I personally feel,
Romulus must be killed
or everything is ruined.
It's ironic.
Saul and Chris,
they were the first.
They've survived all the others,
except Castor and Pollux.
There's a Chinese saying,
the greatest curse of the gods
is to survive your own children.
Smile as if you've just
accepted an invitation from me.
Then come with me around the corner
and get in the car.
Get out.
Fat-free cereal.
Truly, I can't imagine
just how yummy that will be.
Come on, can't we just have
a little fun at breakfast?
You know, have something
with a little flavor to it?
Yeah.
Something like this.
Delicious. I like these.
Kellogg's Corn Flakes
have always been fat-free.
Fat-free?
Kellogg's Corn Flakes?
Well, don't tell everyone.
You'll just ruin it for them.
A good reason to taste them again
for the first time.
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Neither do I.
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For years, he's run from her,
and he's joked about her.
Now, it's Norm's wife.
It's a hilarious cheer.
Ten-four, Captain.
How far will Norm run to get away from his wife?
We have absolutely no place like this, of course.
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Sure, all right.
Which beer would you rather try?
The dark one, this one, Your Honor.
Here's Budweiser, and this is Cor's Extra Gold.
Really?
What's that?
What makes this to me?
Cor's Extra Gold.
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So what are you gonna do?
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The Brotherhood of the Rose continues,
starring Peter Strauss,
Robert Mitchum, and Connie Selleck.
I trust you've had a good sleep, Romulus.
It's 6 a.m.
The drug leaves a licorice aftertaste
and a remarkable headache.
Coffee helps.
If you don't usually drink coffee,
you'll find that now is the perfect time to start.
Ah, allow me to introduce myself.
Not necessary.
Colonel Boris Horlick.
Harris, section chief KGB.
Probably the best intelligence theoretician
in the world.
I've been told
you're probably the best intelligence theoretician
in Europe.
Anyone who doesn't know who you are, Colonel,
would be sent back to the mail room.
I'm flattered.
False modesty.
Erika?
Down the hole
and recovering faster than you.
What men normally do with this drug
is something to do with estrogen.
You were in a private sanatorium
about two hours outside Paris.
It's run by the KGB
and is completely legit,
as you say.
It's something of an embarrassment to us
since it annually returns a substantial profit
in proportion.
Okay, Colonel, you've removed my shackles,
offered me sustenance
and indicated my location.
Not the usual routine for a KGB interrogation,
is it?
I'm afraid drugs have radically changed
the art, Romulus.
Besides, this isn't an interrogation.
What is it?
Well, that depends.
Shall we discuss it like two professionals?
After all, I could have easily killed you at any time.
Croissant?
Care to guess how we knew
you were after Kotruby?
Ouija board.
Elliott.
He called me.
Naturally,
Elliott is a mole.
Elliott a mole?
Oh, don't we wish.
Elliott
is one of the few geniuses
that intelligence has produced,
if you'll pardon the pun.
Witness the program that developed
you and Remus.
You know about the orphans?
Oh, my dear fellow.
The system is so brilliant
it's been adopted by others.
It's been named after him.
The Elliott paternal matrix.
What of it?
I thought you'd figured it all out
and that's why you kidnapped Landish.
No.
We're trying to get Elliott before he kills us.
Landish is the key.
Let's take a walk.
Listen carefully.
I want Elliott dead
as badly as you do.
But you said the KGB won't let him alive.
The KGB
doesn't understand what's going on
any more than the CIA.
I know that there is a conspiracy
within Abelard.
It's taken me years to put it together.
The conspiracy involves
five members of the Abelard Sanction
led by Elliott of CIA,
Landish of MI6,
my own superior, Anton Prochuk
who was Elliott's counterpart at KGB,
the others are Beck of West Germany
and de Gilles of France.
What is this conspiracy?
Those men have all
shifted their allegiances to Abelard
first and their country second.
Why?
Power
and control?
After World War II
the conspirators took it upon themselves
to maintain the balance of power.
Each would watchdog his own government.
They would trade information
and even sabotage their own government's
operations if necessary.
And they did.
Examples.
Our own U-2 incident.
The Bay of Pigs.
Great Britain Suez Crisis.
Our invasion of Hungary.
And the Berlin Wall.
The U.S. was
tipped off to both of our operations
days ahead of time.
Those were the big ones.
There were hundreds of others.
How can just five conspirators
do all this?
With a small group of special
operatives
who can be pulled off their routine assignments
and do whatever they're told.
They answer only to their
boss and ask no
questions.
The orphans.
Trained in the Elliott Matrix
since childhood to
obey their fathers
without question.
Good.
Like destroying
the Partigan Foundation.
Yes.
The Partigan Plan
would have upset the Middle East's balance of power.
So Elliott destroyed
Partigan.
But why kill me
afterwards? I was still loyal to
Elliott. You could have revealed
that Elliott gave the order which could
expose the conspiracy. With you
dead, Israel could be blamed.
You were expendable.
All the orphans are.
You have to be for the system
to work.
What do you want?
I want the conspirators
dead and the conspiracy
destroyed.
Why? Simple.
These men are betraying their own countries
in order to play God.
So you want me to kill them?
All five.
And in the process
protect you, right?
Exactly.
You are already a marked man
and I mustn't be blamed.
Remember my immediate superior is one
of the conspirators.
No.
My fight is with Elliott, period.
You're wrong. Landish
told Elliott you were coming to Paris after
Kotcheby.
Chris is dead.
Landish had him shot.
You're lying.
You don't even know where he is.
In England, near a lighthouse
in Cornwall.
That's impossible. No.
One of Landish's special assault teams.
Orphans
molded in the Elliott Matrix.
No.
I have a man
in MI6 near Landish.
No. Landish
insisted on seeing Chris's body.
He was nearly cut in half
by an Uzi at close range.
No.
I'll kill him.
That bastard
stole our lives.
For Chris, I'll kill him.
God, I'll kill him.
I haven't cried
since I was five.
That makes these tears
very precious.
Our agreement was
fifteen minutes. Your decision?
You have a deal. You'll kill all five.
Landish first, Elliott last.
As I locate the others
I'll feed the information to you.
You're about to make
a most spectacular escape.
One of my most trusted men
will be guarding the south entrance
end of the hall.
He will be deliberately lax.
Don't kill him.
What about Erica?
Obviously she stays as my insurance.
One of you escaping would be phenomenal.
Both would be miraculous.
The Kremlin does not believe in miracles.
How do I know I can trust you?
When all five conspirators are dead
she goes free.
You have my word as one professional to another.
The road in front leads to Paris.
There's a blue Citroën
parked ten kilometers south.
Don't kill any of my men.
Saul.
That's all I said?
Call if you hear anything more.
That was a personal message to you
sent from Kashuk in Moscow.
Apparently he's in a rage.
Go on.
Romulus escaped.
Saul escaped?
How many did he kill?
None.
Is the woman dead?
No, they're questioning her to find out where he's gone.
A killing machine like Saul
escapes and nobody's dead now.
And nobody's dead now.
That's wrong.
That's all wrong.
Apparently they wanted to question him first.
They're lying. Someone let him go.
Why?
To get me, obviously.
Like Saul, somebody in the KGB
found out what it's all about.
Why can't that blackhead Kovchuk see it?
But maybe the KGB
has simply turned Saul.
Impossible.
Not one of the orphans has ever turned.
The only deal they can offer him
is freedom to get me.
When you know Saul, that's simple.
The woman is probably a hostage.
By now, Saul has found out
that Landish killed Chris.
He'll come after Landish
and me.
Question is, which one first?
Landish.
To make me sweat.
We'll lay a trap through Landish
while we prepare the defensive ground
if he comes after me.
Get me Landish.
We'll see how Romulus does
against MI6.
Fish and chips?
Why the bloody hell did we have to meet
face to face?
Bloody hell.
Where did you learn English, British war movies?
Cambridge.
Well, get on with it.
I catch the hovercraft
back to France in an hour.
I have to talk about this face to face
because I can't trust your damn telephones.
How's Erika?
Fine.
I shall see her at the sanatorium tonight.
Well, what do you want?
The order of kills.
The order of kills won't work.
You want me to go after Landish.
Then beg to Zhilkovshchuk
and finally Elliot.
I want Elliot immediately
after I get Landish.
Why?
The odds.
If something happens to me
going down that order, Elliot would go free.
And if you get Elliot's,
you'll forget about the others.
I told Erika, and this deal is pointless
if I don't get Elliot.
No. You kill Landish,
then the others.
And Elliot comes last.
Listen to me very carefully.
I'm getting Elliot immediately after Landish.
No matter how long it takes me to find him.
If in the meantime
any harm comes to Erika,
I'll come after you.
And before God, I'll get you.
I'm very comfortable in Russia.
Now this is your choice.
Give me Elliot's location
and trust me.
Or deal with me as an enemy.
You're completely mad.
And you think like a Russian.
Only when I'm up against one.
The Abelard secret retirement retreat
in New Zealand recently welcomed
a very distinguished American guest.
Thank you.
By the way, I'm taking Landish today.
Today?
You couldn't possibly be ready.
The Abelard secret retirement retreat
in New Zealand recently welcomed
a very distinguished American guest.
The Abelard secret retirement retreat
in New Zealand recently welcomed
a very distinguished American guest.
It's Graham in Washington.
Find out what he wants.
He can't be disturbed.
Any message?
No.
Landish is dead.
How?
Explosion in his greenhouse.
Remarkable.
Landish and his roses.
My heaven, that Romulus has style.
We're ready.
No questions.
There isn't time.
Kovchuk has arrived from Moscow.
There's a gray sedan
outside the front door.
If you get to Romulus,
tell him...
Tell him we're even.
There's a gray sedan
outside the front door.
If you get to Romulus,
tell him...
Tell him we're even.
Go prepare the girl for execution.
Comrade Kovchuk,
I had no idea you were coming.
You let the American go.
We both know why.
Where did you hear such a...
Denial adds further insult.
Obviously you planned for Romulus
to kill me and Elliot
and so on.
I want to know where the American has gone.
What?
I don't know.
Parlyx,
please give me a status reading
from the snipers, will you?
Status report?
Just waiting for someone
to kill, Chief.
Number two negative.
Number three negative.
Number four negative.
You know, Elliot,
it is possible Romulus
doesn't know where you are.
It's been six weeks.
He knows.
Excuse me, Elliot.
I must speak with him.
Yes, Felix.
If your target gets inside the fence,
he has sanctuary.
Should your snipers shoot him,
then they would be in sanctuary violation
and you will be immediately terminated
by an Abelard security team.
House rules.
I understand.
And thank you for your concern.
Oh, and by the way, my compliments to the chef.
The veal last night was superb.
Shock.
He used to teach at the Court on Blue, Paris.
Caution the men.
Romulus must not get to the fence.
He won't. These guys are the best.
Oh, Yates,
talk to me.
Don't lose your edge now.
Romulus is very good.
Number three, calling my shot,
500 bucks.
This is number four and I'm blood hungry.
Target's on the road.
Romulus, sanctuary.
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It says what it does.
It does what it says.
We've got to leave in one minute.
Where's my red tie?
Wait, I'm doing my pregnancy test.
What?
New first response is so easy.
One minute is all you wait.
Pink, pregnant, white or not.
Well?
How about a pink tie?
No.
The Brotherhood of the Rose returns
following these messages.
And now for Quantum Quizmeisters
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Answer
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The Brotherhood of the Rose
continues, starring Peter Strauss,
Robert Mitchum, and Connie
Sullivan.
This is not your usual
Abelard Safe House. This
is the Abelard Retreat.
It's expensive.
Gold certificates.
About $200,000.
Six months.
That'll buy six months.
I won't be here that long.
That brings us to the most important rule.
The sanction.
I know you're here to get Elliot or he
you. If either of you violate
the sanction by killing inside
this retreat, you will be instantly
terminated.
We are 100 acres
encircled by state-of-the-art
security.
There's horseback riding, fishing,
swimming, skiing,
anything that you want, all
safe within our retreat.
Security patrols constantly,
and they're hand-picked from all of the
intelligence services.
I'm impressed. You will be if
you cross them.
The clientele is composed
of refugees from intelligence
operations everywhere. There is more
behind-the-scenes history here than
any other spot in the world.
Look.
See the guy with the beard over there? He's
Egyptian. Big shot in Sadat's
counterintelligence. Fled here when Sadat was
assassinated. His chess opponent
was an Israeli hitman against
the PLO.
There are no politics here.
Whatever they want, they can get.
Sex, food.
There are no secrets here.
Why don't we just nail them?
You kill them here, you violate
the sanctions.
They'll hunt you down and they'll terminate me
for giving the orders.
My plan was to lure him here,
to kill him before he got inside.
Now we're both stalemated.
May I suggest a table in the corner?
That one's fine.
Something I said?
What you did last night was very naughty.
Fishing is the only love a man can count on.
Remember?
I taught you and Chris everything I know about it.
Yeah, I remember.
So, you got inside.
Congratulations.
Now we just stare each other to death?
Chris and I wanted to find you
and hear why you betrayed us.
You can't do that now.
You can't begin to understand the agony
of that kind of decision.
Sacrificing someone you love to a greater cause.
Tell me something.
What cause is so great
it justifies taking 18 orphaned kids
and turning them into some kind of
killer robots?
So you found out?
Oh, yeah.
After all, I had a fanatic for a teacher.
Oh, you weren't the proof.
I was.
Tex Orton was my surrogate father.
Yeah, I know all about that, too.
Let's just skip to this grand idea
we've all been sacrificed
for, the Abelard conspiracy.
Conspiracy?
Ridiculous.
It's an attempt to prevent
the incompetent politicians
from destroying us all.
Saul, have you any idea
how stupid, petty,
dangerous politicians can be?
I don't want your political theories, Elliot.
Just give me the reasons.
This is cold reality, Solly.
The reality of idiotic decisions
by politicians
that cost thousands of lives
and billions of dollars.
Are you telling me
we were all sacrificed
because you don't trust the duly elected?
Yes.
I've seen the superpowers undermine
foreign governments in the name of national security.
The real reason
is a clash between big business
and socialism.
Very simply, this
conspiracy, as you call it,
holds the politicians in check
so that no country has too big
an edge or is too successful.
I know I've done right, Saul.
When you had me blow up
Partigan, you had me
kill five businessmen.
Those weren't soldiers.
They weren't assassins.
Five ordinary businessmen,
for God's sake.
All this Partigan mess because you thought
you could maintain the status quo in the Middle East?
Then why did you set up
the Partigan hit to be blamed on Israel?
If it had blown over
as the work of a fanatic,
Israel would have been exonerated.
You know how short the public memory is?
So I was the fall guy either way?
No.
A soldier sacrificed
to a greater cause.
Who the hell do you think you are, Elliot?
God with your army
of killer robots?
When I think of what we've done,
to earn your respect
and your love,
and all the while you were betraying us,
who gave you the right to run the world?
Damn you to hell!
Lower the gun! Now!
I will not tolerate
violation of the Abelard sanction.
Each of you will be under guard
until there is a decision,
any violation, kill him.
If you can get the best you can buy,
that's one less worry you have in life.
The others don't have the practice
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I think it's really a compliment to them
that there isn't anything that sticks out
because the quality is so continuous.
It's always worked,
I've always used it, and I've never had
one complaint.
The sound, if I'm going to call my sister up in Canada,
I want to hear
her voice, and if she sighs,
I want to hear it.
So I use AT&T.
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A continuing
subversion of
nature's design.
Tropicana Twister announces new designer
flavors. How absolutely
uncalled for. Tropicana Twister,
now with exotic new flavors Mother Nature
never planned on. One sip is
a world of trouble. Orange
strawberry guava, orange mango,
mandarin orange papaya.
Could lead to dancing.
Tropicana Twister, flavors Mother Nature
never intended, but should've. We may
have to nip this thing in the bud.
What should
we choose? This is good.
And this
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Do you like this one?
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Was it the victim's last resort?
I was terrified!
Or was it murder?
Self-defense does not allow for revenge!
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If you haven't talked to your kids
about drugs,
make an appointment.
Your mom, you want to see me?
And if you don't know what to say,
ask us.
You've got a visitor.
What is this?
Another set-up?
Don't worry. They kill you, I kill them.
You kill them, I kill you.
Your life is so simple.
Saul. Four hours.
How did you get out?
Orla gave me his automatic in a way to escape.
He sent you in here, even.
You killed him.
Are you all right?
Yes. I'm glad you're safe.
What's happened?
I can't get to Elliot in here.
And now they're probably going to kick us out.
Once outside,
then he's mine.
You're obsessed with killing
Elliot, aren't you?
For God's sake, leave.
No. Not till it's over.
Sweetheart, listen to me.
You and I have been cheated.
We've been robbed of so much.
Saulie, please.
Let's go.
Leave it.
Let's have a life, just you and me.
A normal life.
No.
Oh, Saulie, do you realize you'll be killing your father?
But he's not my father.
Chris was the only family I ever had.
My God.
You're letting him win.
The primary function
of this retreat
is to protect the clientele.
And this here
has jeopardized that protection.
Therefore, your money will be refunded
and you both shall leave.
Elliot, because of your service over the years
to this profession, you'll leave first.
You'll have a day's head start that'll give you plenty of time
to go far and hide deep.
You'll leave in the morning.
Romulus will remain
24 hours under guard.
If you try to leave before then,
you'll be shot.
Good luck, gentlemen.
That's a long time.
24 hours.
He could be on the far side of the moon
by the time you get out of here.
You wouldn't be trying to goad me
into doing something stupid, would you?
Oh, I'd love to trash you
for all the trouble you've caused.
For the next 24 hours,
I am personally going to go
to the hospital.
I'm going to go to the hospital.
For the next 24 hours,
I am personally going to watch you every second.
Just hoping.
All units. All units.
Romulus is trying to escape.
He's in sight.
Murder pool negative.
We're starting a sweep.
By the time the pursuing guards
reached the fence,
Romulus was out of accurate range.
As he was beyond the official border
of the retreat,
pursuit was not continued.
End of report.
Code Alpha. Code Alpha.
All units, Romulus has the chopper.
Bastard!
Where's Elliot?
Motel.
Where?
Up the road.
Couple miles.
Where's Pollock's?
With him.
Out!
The minute I heard the chopper,
I knew you'd won.
Pollock's?
Shot twice.
Dead center.
Never saw a shot like it.
Well, you two are the only ones left.
All the rest, dead.
May we go inside?
I have something to say to you.
Now, the critique.
When we left this morning,
I knew that you'd have to follow us immediately
or you'd never find us.
That meant either stealing a car or taking the chopper.
Breaking out of the compound with a car is bad odds,
so you took the chopper.
Pollock's and Castor dropped me off here,
then they cruised around so that you'd spot them.
But you won.
In conditioning you and Chris,
I was also conditioning myself.
Absurd of me not to know that until Chris died.
Ultimately, the conditioning failed you both.
The system was based on a child's need for parental love.
In the end, it was defeated by love.
And Chris, love for God, you and love for a woman,
and me and my love for my work.
It's almost enough to make you believe in something.
I apologize for tricking you, Romulus,
but we had to get you inside to finish you.
There's too much traffic out there.
When he told me that Pollock was hit dead center,
he was telling me that he was still alive.
Pollock always wears his Kevlar vest when he's working.
You should have made sure he was dead
with a safety shot to the head.
Sloppy, Romulus, you really are over the hill.
I don't want to kill you, but I can't trust you.
You might change your mind and come after me,
and I still have my work to do.
If it's any consolation, Solly, I love you.
I love you.
Chris was cut in half by an Uzi.
I love you.
And I want security tripled around my house.
That maniac will be coming after me.
He'll kill me if he gets a chance.
We walked away once.
I know he'll come back.
Killing you is easy,
but it doesn't make things even, Elliot.
You took my brother from me.
You corrupted everything I've done in my life
and made everything I believe in worthless.
And only God knows how many lives you've destroyed
and manipulated with your dirty secret files.
To lose them, that would be to lose everything, right?
Well, it finally occurred to me
where an obsessive maniac like you would hide those files.
Sub-rosa. Under the roses, right?
For the orphans, Elliot. For the orphans.
Goodbye, Father.
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Hello.
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Coming up at 11 tonight,
accusations of official misconduct are again swirling
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At stake, the department's legal case against an alleged child murderer.
Also, a 45-minute shootout in Mexico City
closes out the final chapter in the month-long search
for a ringleader of a satanic cult in Panama,
an election that was billed as a showdown.
One there.
I don't need the practice.
One can't wait.
One is late.
I don't need the practice.
Convenient single-serve dishes from Banquet,
dinners, cooking bags, and pot pies,
the variety you need at prices you'll love.
I got Banquet.
I don't need the practice.
Today's Banquet, good food that's right on the money.
Main streets and back roads of the White Mountains,
Monday at 730.
She has legs that just won't give up
It's a feeling that really shows
She's a no-nonsense kind of woman
She wears no-nonsense pantyhose
At No Nonsense, we design pantyhose to last.
Beautifully.
She makes the most of her day
She gives it all that she's got
She's one busy lady
Her legs never stop
No nonsense
Well, if the act too fits, wear it
There's one big difference between these two cards.
One is paid for and one isn't.
The affordable Hyundai Accel, just $54.99.
Hyundai, cars that make sense.
This is the police squad.
Leslie Nielsen, O.J. Simpson.
This is not the police squad.
Priscilla Pressley, Ricardo Montalban,
Mikhail Gorbachev, and Reggie Jackson in his first dramatic role.
The Naked Gun from the Files of Police Squad.
Everyone should have a friend like you.
Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, December 2nd at theaters everywhere.
Finally, equal treatment for hands and nails.
Introducing new Vaseline Intensive Care Hand and Nail Formula Lotion
to soften rough, dry hands and help strengthen nails
with moisturizers for your hands
and keratin, the protein found in healthy nails.
New Hand and Nail Formula from the makers of Vaseline Intensive Care
because we believe in equal treatment for hands and nails.
These days, you see Hyundai's everywhere.
But rarely at this elevation, the dependable excel from Hyundai,
cars that make sense.
Son, I figured when you were old enough, I'd talk to you about drugs.
I'd tell you they're nothing but poison.
Tell you to stay away from the garbage that pushes that junk.
I never figured that I ought to be telling that to a 13-year-old.
If you don't teach your kids to say no to drugs,
it's as good as saying yes.
Tuesday, it's the best of Barbara.
12 years, 120 guests, and 50 shows later,
the biggest laughs, the tenderest moments.
It's television's greatest interviews.
Don't miss the 50th Barbara Walters special, Tuesday.
Stay up and watch the show.
I think my grandfather would be pretty amazed
at how much my Oldsmobile Touring Sedan
has in common with his vision of transportation.
They both have onboard computers and an anti-lock braking system.
It's first class aboard the Touring Sedan,
and that fuel-injected 3,800 engine gives you the kind of thrust you need.
This is not your father's old vehicle.
Especially when you got a plane to catch.
The officers and staff of Royal Caribbean invite you to join them
for seven days of absolute perfection.
Don't just cruise the Caribbean, cruise the Royal Caribbean.
Celestial Seasonings makes all kinds of extraordinary teas.
Not just herb teas, but classics like Amaretto Nights after-dinner tea.
Mmm. I'm even into the box.
Herb and gourmet teas, more tastefully done.
Hold it. Ho, ho, ho.
So you're gonna finally meet Sandy, huh?
Tonight. Good.
So first impressions are very important.
I think. Okay.
Now, imagine, lights are low, the music's soft,
knock the door, the door opens up,
and somebody's out there doing this.
What is this? She's got dandruff?
No, you have dandruff.
No. Yes, you do.
I shampoo every day.
If you shampoo your brains out with regular shampoo,
it wouldn't matter. Shampoo my brains out?
Yeah, well, so use that.
Head and shoulders?
Works for me, my friend.
But you don't have dandruff.
Exactamundo!
Head and shoulders.
Because you never get a second chance to make a first impression.
People all over America are losing weight with the SlimFast Liquid Diet.
In one week, I lost seven pounds. Seven pounds.
SlimFast is making a pledge.
Give us a week, we'll take off the weight.
One week, and the weight was gone.
Each SlimFast Shake is a delicious nutrient.