Hey, don't mention it.
Can you believe this?
How can they not realize that Clark Kent is Superman?
These people are reporters.
What's going on tomorrow?
Oh, I think I was supposed to go out with that girl Dora.
The dancer?
Unbelievable legs.
Ouch!
Very muscular.
What do you got to happen?
Got a sister too.
Stop it.
Honey, is honey the best?
Man, it's like a work whistle.
Very easy to make fun, isn't it?
Let me tell you something.
Someday, you are going to hear a voice just like that.
And amazingly enough, you are going to say,
In a second, sweetie.
And you two will shove your best friend out the door.
And go to bed.
You sure you don't want to do something?
Thursday, a family crisis.
You're putting your life in danger being anywhere near that kid.
We're talking about my son.
About to reach...
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The tests, the operations, the physio.
Dr. Dennis, the board meeting.
I could deal with the physical pain.
It was the financial pain that got me.
Selling my car to pay the bills.
It hurt.
It's all right, really. The legs are fine, but I ain't going anywhere.
Wow, what a week. You bet.
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I thought we might...
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I love chest hair.
Hey, what you have there is plenty good.
We're both having the same pain.
I think my sister knew.
Yeah, I think Shelby knew.
Oh.
I told him. No guy does that without telling somebody.
I guess we haven't lost the magic, huh?
I don't know what I mean.
See, now I'm afraid you might be out of things to worry about.
I love you.
I love you more.
Are you having Thanksgiving with your parents or mine?
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His partner has been taken hostage.
Nobody lives forever.
His girlfriend has been taken out.
Just not once for yes and die for no.
It's a mission.
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That's getting personal.
Fortune Hunter Thursday.
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Premier Richard Court refuses to rule out tax increases after WA suffers a $50 million cut at today's Premier's conference.
Timber giant Bunnings closes its Northcliffe sawmill blaming the Federal Government's decision to lock forests away from loggers.
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And John, what sort of weather shaping up for the Easter weekend?
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As far as tomorrow goes, absolutely delightful.
It will be warm, partly cloudy and those humid northeasterly winds followed by an afternoon sea breeze range from 16 up to a very pleasant 30 degree maximum.
Thanks John. More news in our later edition but next on 10, Brady Mania, a very Brady special. Good night.
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Good evening. I'm Florence Henderson.
In 1969, three events occurred that changed mankind. A man landed on the moon, a half million people gathered at Woodstock,
and most importantly, ABC aired the first episode of the Brady Bunch.
Mrs. Brady! Come quick, the kids are on television. My kid, yours, his, ours. Come on, please.
I'm going to be a beautiful morning and it's going to be a beautiful day. The wheels are humming, the guitars strumming,
and the radio is gunning, the good times are coming as I'm flying down the highway in a makeshift model T.A.
You know why they didn't tell us about this? Where did they get those costumes?
Keep on doing what you gotta do, it's nice! Keep on doing what you gotta do, it's nice!
Finally, stop being a happy, happy kid again
Shifting on down, coming into town
Waking up the kids all hanging around
Running down the main innovation market
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on
Dancing all through the night
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on
Doing it right
Here's a story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing us three very lovely girls
Hey, that is groovy
Although Ben and Herald Goal
Would like their mother, the youngest one in curls
You and those teen-time romance magazines
Marcia, if I didn't read this magazine
I wouldn't understand life's problems
I wish I was old enough to have problems
Here's a story of a man named Brady
Who was busy bringing three boys to the town
Now look fellas
Ah, Dada, why can't you understand?
Girls on a camping trip is just too far out
They were four men living all together
Yet they were all alone
Baker?
There's the chance
Who?
Oh!
Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much for the hush
Ho, ho, ho!
Wow, you could ride my range anytime
And the crew was awesome
Good evening and welcome to Brady Mania
A very Brady special
Hosted by Lawrence Henderson
The Brady Bunny
That's the way we became the Brady Bunch
Look familiar?
If you ever watched the Brady Bunch
I'm sure it does
The Brady Bunch was an amazing show
It was on ABC from 1969 to 1974
It never made the top ten
Never won an award
And then came the reruns
It went from a daily habit
To a cult classic
To what it is today
A genuine phenomenon
And a permanent part of American life
Hi, I'm Greg Brady
I'm the Marsha Brady you wanted to see
My name's Peter Brady, what's yours?
This is Jan
Hello, this is Bobby Brady speaking
And this is my sister Cynthia
People call me Cindy
To the successful launch of Project Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch every Friday night, yeah
You know the theme song?
Yeah, do I have to sing it?
Here's the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up the very lovely girl
You know you're reading TV Guide for the Brady Bunch
Just to see you know tonight's episode
Tonight, Mrs. Brady becomes very upset when Jan loses the part in her hair
Alice gets locked in a meat locker with Sam
And Mr. Brady saves the day
And I now pronounce you man and wife
A few years ago, I thought it was the end of the world
Now it's just the beginning
For both of us
Uh-uh, for all of us
Right, the whole blooming Brady Bunch
We'll be right back with the Brady family and how it all began
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Come on, sweetie
Mr. Brady
Oh, it's okay, Mr. Bring-A-Lair-With-Us
It's one thing that's better than a honeymoon for two, it's a honeymoon for eight
You mean a honeymoon for nine, Mommy
You mean a honeymoon for ten
Eleven
Tiger
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Don't forget Alice, that makes twelve
The Brady Bunch premiered in 1969 at a time when the divorce rate was climbing and the cozy two-parent world of Ozzy and Harriet was fading
The Bradys were a merged family, the first on TV
Mike Brady and Carol Martin gathered their six kids and started over
The result? Happiness in a second family, a family that worked
What was a typical day at the Brady's life? Here it is, speeded up a bit
And as usual, it starts with that old refrain
Hi, honey, I'm home
Hi
One, two, tell me who are you? The Bears
Four, tell me who's gonna score the Bears
Good, huh?
Boy, honey, this coffee is great
Hey, are you in a good mood tonight?
Yeah
Crank on a bottom turn, get out on the front of the board
Yeah, yeah, that's good
You're locked in, there's a huge roll of water hanging right over your head
But look out, Bobby, it's a wipeout, here comes the wave
The Bradys
Alice, what do you call this?
Paradise, remember?
The Bradys took the TV parents of the 1950s and gave them an injection of youth and a new set of clothes
There was no generation gap in the Brady family
Mike and Carol were their kids' best friends, always present, always supportive
You won't find such perfect parents on TV anymore
It's not the problems that have changed, it's how parents react
Hi, Dad
Hi
Say, I hear you've been talking about buying a car
Yeah, I figured why it should be inconvenient, you and Mom always borrowing yours
That's very considerate of you
Is this the one you have in mind?
Look, I've been saving $109
Hey, you have been adding to it, that's good
Okay, but I want you to promise me one thing
Before you buy a car, you let me look at it
Sure, Dad
How'd you manage to save all that?
It wasn't easy, I had to give up a lot of the necessities of life
Like what?
Peaches and french fries and girls
Girls?
Well, mostly peaches and french fries
Mom, a boy from high school asked me to go to the pizza parlor
Ooh, a high school boy, aren't we growing up?
Before you know it, it'll be college boy
This one's just a high school boy, can I go?
Well, I think it'll be okay, but we would like to meet him first
I told him to come on over, if he can go, great
He's like free throws in the wastebasket
We better not, Mom will get mad
Of course she won't, nobody's home
I'll set it up again
Save Pete Brady intercepts and goes for a shot
Oh no
Mom's favorite vase
He always says, don't play ball in the house
I'll be grounded
Hey, Alex
Oh
What are you doing, Dad?
I know you could break something
Come on, Alex, what are you worried about?
We got the house to ourselves, just the guys
Let me see that arm
Good talk, son
Ah, sorry, Dad
No, no, no, it was my fault, I should have doled for it
Going steady is one thing, but wearing false eyelashes is out
Parents just don't understand our generation
Marcia, I understand it better than you think
Well, I've already lived through your generation
But things have changed since you were my age
Only times have changed, sweetheart, people haven't
Marcia was the oldest of the Brady girls and she was a dream
Every girl in America wanted to be her and every boy wanted to date her
She was the most successful teenager in the history of dating
I just got asked for a date at Pete's apartment
But what's such a big deal by a high school boy?
You're kidding
No, she's coming by after dinner
Your first high school date
Thank you for letting me take you home
Thank you for helping me with the sign
Can I see you again?
Sure
Great
I'll keep in touch
Jim, he did it
He asked me for a date
Who did?
Dr. Vogel
Oh, Marcia, your first older man
Oh, I'm so happy for you
Hank, did you really come to the prom?
Well, there is one little problem
What?
Well, I don't have a date
Do you know a girl that would like to go with me?
Do I?
Well
I've been made editor of the school newspaper
I'm going to be Juliet
Oh, Marcia, I'm so glad
And your father's going to be so happy
You know, he said you are what you think you are
So from now on, I'm beautiful and noble
I'm Juliet
Dad
Father, they nominated me
I couldn't believe it, but they did
They nominated you for what?
President of the student body
Oh, that's really good
What do you hear? I'm running again
Oh, whoever it is, it doesn't matter
I'm sure that you'll win
Your mother's right, no matter who it is, you'll win
My all-time favorite Brady episode?
Well, there's a bunch
No pun intended
But one of the very sweetest was the time Marcia faced that universal pre-teen trauma
of getting braces
I'm ugly
Ugly, ugly
You only have to wear them for a little while
The school dance is in two weeks
I don't think I want to go, Mom
Alan's going to be very disappointed
Well, how do you think Kilfield would have to dance with me all night?
I can't take you to the dance
Why not?
Well, my parents have to go out of town next weekend
You're lying
You just don't want to be seen with the girl who has braces
Like I do now
I hate you, Alan Anthony
I hate everybody
Honey, listen
Let me give you some advice
Man to woman
You're going to tell me that braces won't make any difference to my real friends
That's right
Did you know that the encyclopedia says
that some of history's most beautiful women wore braces
in the Middle Ages?
Did you know that some of history's most beautiful women wore braces
when they were young girls?
Did you know that Cleopatra
some authorities say wore braces?
Cleopatra?
Wow
Her braces must have been gorgeous
Yeah, and they've improved them in the last few thousand years
See there, you can put a diamond in there
and a big pearl
and a big lumpy emerald right in the middle
Hi, Alan, how are you?
What's new?
Nothing much. Alice went up to get Marcia
Your daughter should spend a lot of time upstairs
That's the way girls are
When are you leaving with your parents?
We're not going. That's what I came to tell Marcia
You mean you are going to take her to the dance?
You bet. That's what I wanted to tell her
Did you hear that, Marcia?
Yeah. Why are you going to take me to the dance?
Gee, Marcia
That's a silly question
Tell me, Alan. I want to know
I want to take you to the dance
because I like you
Marcia
You act real crazy sometimes
but you're still the grooviest looking girl
in the whole school
Thanks, Alan
Will you go with me?
I'm so happy I could cry
Again?
I flew over the hannifars on my bike
You know, I knocked all my teeth out
I've got to wear these things until the roots get strong again
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Oh, my God
For him, you have slept your last peaceful night, Magrera
She would give her soul
I have to tell you
For her, we will have him soon enough
He would give his life
I will think of you dead until my husband makes you so
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Hey! Look, it's Britt!
Oh, wow!
Oh, my God, please
How come you're wearing sunglasses?
Sunglasses? Shades!
Well, it is quite an outfit
We're the ones that need the sunglasses
The Brady's were definitely a product of their time
That nightmare of style and taste known as the 1970s
We were a California fashion dream
Parents who dressed like their kids
And kids who dressed like pop stars
It was eye-dazzling
Music
Mike Brady made a particular fashion statement all his own
Permed hair
Poor dad
Over the years, his hair changed more times than his wardrobe
All the Brady men have perms
That way our hair doesn't get in our eyes when we're fixing our bikes
If you still don't think the Brady's were hip, well, just listen to the way we talked
How did your group do at the dance tonight?
It was kind of a kicky blast
You guys really got us together and well
I bet they gig out of shape
Nice
Got it all together and really wailed?
Really bent the gig out of shape
I wonder if that's good or bad
It's funny, kids have a language all their own
I think she's real groovy
I mean, Marcia's really a very groovy girl
Well, you know she's groovy, I know she's groovy
Obviously, you think she's a really groovy chick
A high-class girl
A high-school boy really thinks I'm groovy?
A lot of people think you're groovy
I don't even think you're groovy
Hey, that is groovy
He's out of time
Oh, he's with it all right
It's way out, but not too far
He is far out
Far out
Too much
Right on, man
Ciao
The Brady kids not only dressed and talked like budding pop stars
They soon were budding pop stars
Well, it all started very simply
They got together in the second year of the show to sing the theme song and it clicked
They soon went from amateur night to teen sensation
I went down to TV station KBEX and signed us up for the amateur contest
Amateur contest?
Every Saturday morning
The first prize is $100
$100?
But before we can get on the show, we have to audition our act
What act?
Well, we can sing a little and we can dance a little
And Bobby and Cindy can be cute and charming
And I think I'll go for a walk outside now
Somerton knows we find it
He's just calling me
I gotta get up, gotta get out, get away
Right, get away, get away, get away, get away
Into the sunshine
Can't you see the sunshine?
Yeah, it's starting to rain
Can't you hear it calling your name?
Oh, I think I'll take a walk every day now
The summer's home, show me the way
To be happy now, just can't stay inside all day
I'd rather get out, give me some of the grace
Everybody's smiling, sunshine is there
Everybody's laughing, sunshine is there
Everybody seems so happy today
I think I'll go for a walk outside now
The summer's calling my name
I hear you now, I just can't stay inside all day
I gotta get out, give me some of the grace
Everybody's smiling, sunshine is there
Everybody's laughing, sunshine is there
Everybody seems so happy today
Into the sunshine, yeah
But of course it wasn't all moving in a groove in Around the Brady's
Everyone had problems and Jan, the eternally misunderstood middle child
Seemed to have more than her share
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does what always happen?
People are always forgetting who I am
I'm always Marsha's younger sister, or Cindy's older sister
I'm in the middle, and being in the middle is like being invisible
Your sister Marsha was one of the best students I ever had
I know what you told me
Hi
Wow, you got a neat sister
You think so?
Wow, how'd you ever get a sister like her?
Just lucky I guess
Well all I hear all day long at school is how great Marsha is at this
Or how wonderful Marsha did that
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha
Jan, if boys don't find you attractive, don't blame it on me
Yes, my crummy faith, Greg was right, rotten freckles
Poor Jan, she must be the most miserable member of this whole human race
I'll tell you what the problem is, you have to wait in line for everything around here
Someone's always borrowing your things
I never have any privacy because I've got too many brothers and sisters
I wish I were an only child
There goes your last excuse, isn't the freckles in her dumb old view?
Look honey, if you really feel you're in your sister's shadow, do something about it
Get out and develop your own talent
That's right Jan, some of us are good at one thing and some of us are good at another
It's like your father and I always say, find out what you do best and then do your best with it
Maybe you're right, but what can I do best?
Well, if you keep your eyes open I'll bet you something will present itself
Ta da da da da, presenting her royal majesty, the most popular girl in her class, Jan Brady
That's great, that's great
You really created a sensation yesterday Jan
Oh, yeah, my room is still buzzing about it today
Oh, thanks
Hi
Hi, what's the matter with you?
Your's is the matter with me
What do you mean?
They changed my room in school today, I got one of your old teachers
So what?
She heard about what you did, now all I hear all day is what a great sister I have
Jan, Jan, Jan
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My magic
She thought she'd seen it all
Watch it, you could pop someone's eye out with those
Until she saw too much
I just saw Mr. Schaff's nails naked, it was horrible
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Mr. Cala-Luri
Anthony, you know I was just thinking you're the youngest person that I've ever worked with
That's so professional
I've been trying
Admire them for what they do
Play you, be you
Do you agree with me?
Very cool Mr. Cala-Luri, very cool
I learned some things from you
The ideas you have a lot of us get to have
I think we're going to have a good time tonight Mr. Cala-Luri
I think you're right Mr. King
You know the chef and I have a little surprise planned for you over there, it's your favorite
The garden?
Yeah
All right
Oh Mr. King, very cool
We made it
I didn't want to find you up here, I'm in big, big trouble
Greg, I want to talk to you
Yes sir?
It's about Raquel
Raquel?
Never mind, I found out about her, the point is, she's in your room, isn't she?
Yes sir
Greg, your mother and I have never questioned your right to privacy
But I mean this caring thing is a little too far
Why did you do that?
I figured I could sneak Raquel in last night and get her out without anyone finding out
You mean she's been here all night?
Yeah, I was stuck, there was no place else I could take her
Oh, I am trying very hard to be understanding and I'm losing
Okay, Dad, I never should have gotten mixed up with a beast like that
Son, that is a dreadful thing to say about a girl no matter what she looks like
Girl?
Dad, I think we may have a communication gap going here
Raquel is a goat
In the Brady household, it was a kid-centered world
Every plot turned on a kid's problem and there was a kid for every size, shape and gender
They weren't earth-shaking problems, you'd get laughed off TV today if you made a whole show about sneaking a goat into your bedroom
But at the Brady's, such matters were huge and we took them very seriously
Jan, I think you may need glasses
Glasses? Mom, no, not glasses
Well, Dad, did you ever kiss a girl when you were my age?
Yeah, I kind of remember that I did
Hey, you guys, oh my God
I got fired
That mean old Buddy Hinton, he always teases me because I'm this
I'd like my own room
Your own room?
Remember, Dad, we're talking man to man now, not kid to man, man to man, but man to man, man to man
Greg was the oldest Brady and the acknowledged team leader
He yearned to grow up fast and taste everything life had to offer, like girls
Let's check out the smooth-talking Casanova of Clinton Avenue
I don't know what a great chick this is, it took me weeks just to get introduced to her
Oh, not you, not Greg Brady, the Casanova of Clinton Avenue
Hi, doll
Hi, thanks for inviting me over
Well, I believe in spreading myself around
Oh, fantastic
These are my, uh, working tricks
Are you a surfer?
Yeah, yeah
Fantastic, well, I should have known with a geek like yours
Oh, well, I kind of lift weights to keep in shape
Oh, I should try that
What for? Your shape doesn't need any improving?
No, even, I mean, every guy in school has tried to dig out Santa Monica, so how'd you swing it?
Simple, uncharming and irresistible
Second only to his interesting girls with a singing career and rock star-ing
Hey, as of now, you're solo
Oh, you're gonna be a monster, you won't be in the top 20, you'll be the top 20
You don't understand, I'm part of a group
No, you don't understand, you're not you anymore
I don't follow
You are a superstar, you are the new Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo?
Johnny Bravo
Come on, baby, don't get hung up on an ego trip, I mean, who cares how you sound?
Then what do you need me for?
Because you fit the suit
I don't want a suit
Yeah, well, Tammy and Buddy, I'm about to lay a new sound on you
What's that, babe?
The sound of a guy taking a walk
What?
Listen close
Adios, Johnny Bravo
Hey, Johnny, wait a second, Johnny
Well, you think this is the end of your singing career?
No, this is the end of Johnny Bravo
Greg Brady still has a singing career
Greg was cool all right, but little brother Bobby, the youngest of the Brady boys, was even cooler
at least in his own daydreams
For my first fabulous shot, I'll hit the yellow ball, through all the red balls, across the table and into the side pocket
Believe it or not, Bobby was the only Brady ever to get a romantic kiss on camera
and by a young, vivacious Melissa Sue Anderson, no less
Okay, Joe, we've only got time for one more play, and we need six big ones to win
This is it, Joe
You mean the bomb?
The bomb
Okay, on two
Two
Bobby really scored big in the Brady ball, catching the winning touchdown pass from Super Bowl great Joe Namath
The kid was unstoppable
Hey, Bobby, all right, let's go, Bobby
Hey, Bobby, I'm here, all right, let's go, Bobby
Hey, hey, hey
Middle brother Peter saw himself as the Brady kiss with nothing, no friends, no personality, and no backbone
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dullest one of all?
Let's do a witty, bitty baby talk, say something, come on, say something
Cut that off, buddy
Baby, baby, what did you say?
Quit teasing my sister
You want me to quit, then you make me
Come on, make me
Come on, security cad, make me
Well, just stop teasing, that's all
Heard all about what happened in school
That goon, Buddy Hinton, he's been shooting his mouth off while we're under school
He says you're chicken
Well, what happened?
What'd he say happened?
He said you chickened out of a fight
I didn't chicken out of any fight
I just didn't feel very much like fighting, that's all
Oh, Peter
Yeah?
You don't have to fight Buddy Hinton for me
I'm not afraid of this teasing anymore
If he starts any trouble, I can handle him
Are you sure?
Sure I'm sure
Thanks
You heard me, shut up or fight
Okay, if that's the way you want it
I'm ready
You out for it
Don't do that, come on, buddy
Go on, get out of here
You know, Peter, you're very brave
I am?
Come on, let's go home
Many Brady problems were not with the outside world
but inside the home, within the family itself
Six kids, two bedrooms, one bath
It was a breeding ground for sibling rivalry
and some classic Brady moments
Give somebody else a chance
All I was doing was brushing my teeth
Well, how many teeth have you got?
A single amount of you
But my mouth isn't as big as yours
Oh, no
It's all yours, your highness
Oh, very
Jan, Jan, keep this a secret
I didn't say a word
Did anyone forget it?
If I wanted to tell you know who about you know what
I would have told you know who myself
You told Jan, you told
What did I tell?
You know what you told
I did not, I didn't say a thing
Well, not for me she didn't have an open her mouth except a gubble cookie
Who do you think I told?
You know who and you know what
And about you know who
Now that we all of her you know where
You're a fraud and you nearly ate you
Come on
Jan, please, I just want to
That's your fault
It is not, you broke it
You made me
I did not
I don't care
I don't care who broke it
I told you that it was me
The secret to every Brady problem of course
Was that it could be solved in 22 minutes
That's one of the things that made the Brady's work
The always successful Brady solution
Listen
Baseball is a great game
But it's just one part of life
There are other things important too
I thought you'd be happy if I gave up baseball
No, no, no
Listen
Make it one part of your life
For now
Greg
Not everybody can be a Don Drysdale
I wanted to tell you
But I was too ashamed
Peter
That's nothing to be ashamed of
Of course not, there's no shame in being fired
I've lost jobs
You have?
Well, practically everybody has at one time or another
I feel a lot better right now
Good, so do we
Really, Bob
Nobody said goodbye to me or anything
And I didn't think anybody cared
Oh sweetheart, everybody cares
And I'll bet you your baseball card you can't guess who cares the most
You?
Even though I'm only a step?
Listen
The only steps in this house are those
The ones that lead up to your bedroom
So how about marching right back up there?
Well, how come the boys are more important than we are?
What?
You're always helping them with their games and their homework and everything
You spend way more time with them
You like them better than us?
I'm sorry, girl
I should have realized
I've been paying some extra attention to Greg and Bobby and Peter because
Well, they haven't had a mother for a long time
And I want them to feel that I'm just as much their mother as I am yours
That we're all one family
I love you just as much as ever
We love you too, mama
Coming up, George Bush, the Fresh Prince, and a stage full of fake Brady
All part of the Brady Phenomena
His partner has been taken hostage
Nobody lives forever
His girlfriend has been taken out
Just not once for yes and die for no
It's a mission
Not even 20 unless you want to die
That's getting personal
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Stupid, a person below normal intelligence
Oh look, fries
Porn
Jim Carrey
Jeff Daniels
Dumb and dumber
The Brady Bunch never really left the airwaves
From reruns to spin-offs to reunions
It became a real phenomenon
You couldn't kill this family with a stick
Look, what I really am is an architect
And my family wanted this variety show
I didn't want to do it
But I love my family
So now I'm an entertaining architect
Look, I didn't want to do this
It's not like rehearsing in the kitchen
I know, relax
He's very excited
We're all very excited
Because this is our very first Brady Bunch Variety Hour
When it's time to change, you've got to rearrange
Who you are and what you're gonna be
It's lovely, I knew you'd like it
Well, it's not exactly what I had in mind
I was thinking of something a little more traditional
You know, with a lot of lace and a long train
Well this one is more in keeping with the modern flavor
Who says the wedding has a modern flavor?
And Marcia, this is none of my business
But haven't you already talked all this out?
Oh well, Philip and I just assumed
We'd have a traditional dignified kind of wedding
Wally and I see it a whole different way
We'd like something with flair and style
I refuse to look ridiculous at my own wedding
Great, now you're seeing it my way
What if, this year, everybody came back for Christmas?
Husbands? Why?
Yeah, kids, grandkids, everybody
What better way to spend our vacation money?
All those people in this house at one time?
Boy, if I worked here, I'd want a raise
Well, just about the time we all thought the Brady Saga was over
It happened
This squarer than square sitcom became hip
In fact, it was more than hip
It ceased being a TV show and became a way of life
And the last time interest rates were this low
The Brady Bunch wasn't even in reruns yet
Drag Brady, man, they do not build them like that anymore
When I was growing up, this was my favorite show
No, it's more than a show, Eileen, it's a way of life
The Brady Bunch, every Friday night, yeah
You know the theme song?
Yeah, that's what I'm singing
Here's the story of our village ladies
Who are bringing up the very lovely girls
All of them in her floe, like their mother
The youngest one in the world
Here's the story of Danny Brady
Who is bringing up the...
Oh
Who is bringing up the three boys of his own
They were all alive, they were all together
Said they were all alone
It's one thing to be made fun of on late night TV
It's another to see yourself come to life, live on the stage
The play, The Real Eye Brady Bunch, is the first
A TV show turned into a play, word for word
I've been up in my room all afternoon working on this surefire hit song
But look at the title
We Can Make the World a Whole Lot Brighter
We can make the world a whole lot brighter
Peter, I don't know how to tell you this, but...
I'm afraid your voice is changing
We gotta record my song Friday
I'll give Mr. Dimmesdale 150 non-returnable dollars
I'll just give Mr. Dimmesdale 150 non-returnable dollars
Don't worry, Fred, I'm sure my body and my voice will be just swell
Easy come, easy go
The Brady Bunch is American culture
I don't know, I used to watch it, I couldn't be taken away from it
The Cosmys weren't around, maybe I would have related a little bit more to that
But back then, what else was there, really?
In this current Brady craze, no Brady is more celebrated than the littlest Brady, Cindy
Ah, that's Cindy, the youngest, cutest, bunkiest Brady
She stole every scene she was in
Me first, why you?
Because I'm a lady
Aww, I am a lady
If you stand not, I'll balk you
Oh, pardon me, madam, we were looking for our little daughter Cindy about so high
And she had two lovely blonde pony-jugs
That Cindy doesn't live here anymore
I'm going up a little churn now
Oh, I think maybe
Yes, I think you better get out of those shoes before you fall and break your neck, huh?
I can't skip from eight right to fifteen
Alice?
Yes?
Where's your time again? I got out of this box, have you seen him?
Yes I have
He's over there
Where?
Ah, Alice, who wouldn't want an Alice in their life?
She was a surrogate everything, homemaker, best friend, favorite aunt, and master of the corny punchline
And she never complained, never asked for a raise, never raided a liquor cabinet
Unreal? Absolutely
But played by the great Andy Davis, she was as real as rain
Hup, two, three, four, hup, two, three, four, hup, hup, hup, two, three, four, hup, two, three, four, right face, hup, two, three, four, march
Turpentine
You know something? I don't think these songs are going to work
What songs are those?
Well, I think I'm going to be singing for high school kids, I thought I'd sing one of their current hits
But these lyrics?
Some of their expressions, honestly, I think they're trying to start a new language
Well, I wouldn't worry about it, Mrs. Brady, but the songs are the way they are nowadays
You can't hear the words well enough to understand that what you would have heard is something you wouldn't have understood anyway
Alice's face is my inspiration
I see her face in every bowling ball, her figure in every bowling pin
Sam, what if I were to find you an instant delivery boy?
I'd hug you
An outstanding delivery boy?
I'd kiss you
The greatest delivery boy in the whole world?
I'd hire him on the spot
Well, it's not too fit when you're ahead
Then you sent me the locket
I'm the guilty party
That was a wonderful thing to do
Why didn't you say so?
See, I know what it is to be middle, because I'm a middle sister, just like you
Did your mother and father love you as much as them?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
It was just that every now and then I got the feeling that I was nothing very special
Because I wasn't the oldest and I wasn't the youngest
You know what I mean?
I know what you mean
Even though I never play favorites among you kids
From one middle sister to another
My favorite aunt gave me that locket for the same reason
Oh, Alice, you're just too much, that's all
Well, Alice, you've done it again
What would I do without you, Nia?
We'll be right back with the conclusion of Brady Mania, a very Brady special
Desperate situations
I'm gonna die
Provoke desperate measures
It might make sense to put him in the hypothermia now
It sounds outrageous, bizarre, obscene
You want a court order allowing a child to be frozen?
But there's just a chance
All you can do with medicine is buy him six months
A slim possibility
He wants to grow up
It could work
He'd be suspended in nowhere forever
Certain death or the possibility of a life
I don't want to lose my son
Why can't it just be about that?
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An exclusive behind the scenes with Elle, Naomi and Claudia in their fashion cafe
Hotshots of Hugh stripping while Liz fumes
Shock claims how Cindy Crippleby for life
Emma's in love, but not with Kenneth
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The story of the hippest family of the 70s
Hey there, groovy chick
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We'll be here forever
The Brady Bunch movie
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This way
Amazing all the technology they got here at Shillort, okay, Dick, innit?
Yep, can't do it without it, Barry
That's all right, don't worry, mate, I'm with him
Dick Johnson, you know
Yeah, I recognize him too
So we're under control, then, eh, Dick?
Yeah, no worries, Barry
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Trained? I thought these computer thingies did it all
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Watch for him, Noah
Come on, come on
I can't believe it's all about the four of us
You'll never guess
Oh, it looks like airline tickets
That's because they are airline tickets
Come on, come on, come on
Hawaii!
We're going to Hawaii!
Oh, do I where?
Well, the dream couldn't last forever
The Brady Bunch finally ended and we all went our separate ways
But the show never left us
And to this day, everyone wants to know
What made this little show so special?
If you travel around the world, as I do
You see that it's not just here in the United States
It's in other countries as well
And the only thing that I can think of is that this show does represent everyone's dream
About ten years ago, I guess, I recognized it was going to be there forever
And it was going to be bigger than me
In fact, I think a lot of times people are recognizing me and they don't know it
But they just treat me nicer and trust me
The Brady Bunch, as a life experience for me personally
Was a good place to be with good friends and good people
Cast and crew, and then afterwards the fans
This is long before there was a phrase called family values
We had it in this show
And that was because the kids were real
I think that the thing that we have in this show is a sense of hope
And I think the sense of hope is something that we all have to have
I mean, if we don't have hope, we just die
We've got to have some kind of hope, some kind of faith that things are going to get better
Or things will turn out right
I think we're born with that
Do you know what I think about the Brady Bunch?
Hey, I'm the mom, I should get the last word
To me, it's like your favorite children's book, however simple or sweet
You read it as a child and can't wait to pass it on to your own kids
Obviously, this unpretentious little TV show has been a big part of my life
And as you saw tonight, I'm not alone
Is there a moral to all of this?
I don't really know, but I bet Mike and Carol Brady do
There's an old saying, you can't take a step forward with both feet still on the ground
Well, Jan, sometimes when we lose, we win
And the Brady never goes back in his promise
Money and fame are very important things, but sometimes there are other things that are more important
Like people
Remember our slogan around here?
A wise man forgets his anger
Before he lies down to sleep
Good night, everyone
Wait a minute, you didn't think we'd leave without singing that theme song one more time, did you?
You're right, bye
Music
Ed!
Huh?
Ed!
Leonard
Hi, you need to get dressed, time to go to work
Leonard, I don't have to be to work at Maurice's until noon at something, four thirty
You're coming to work with me
With you?
I need to make a house call
I thought it would be a good idea for you to come along
You want me to go with you to see a patient?
That's right, better get a move on
It's a bit of a drive, we need to get there before daybreak
Leonard, I've never done this sort of thing before
Precisely, if you're going to be a healer, it's not enough to read books and learn allegorical stories
You need to get your feet wet, get some clinical experience under your belt
Leonard, I just don't know if I'm ready for this yet
Ed, no one is ever ready
Music
You told them you were bringing me?
Uh huh
And that was okay?
Uh huh
You're sure they don't mind?
Positive
Leonard?
Arnie?
How's that Hoover I rebuilt?
Oh, runs like a Tucker
Good, this the kid?
Yeah, Ed Cigliac, Arnie Norell
How do you do sir?
Please
Sorry to bring you out so early, but morning's your hardest honor
That's when they come out
They?
She'll tell you
Bonnie
Honey
Bonnie
Oh, Leonard
Hello Bonnie, this is my student Ed Cigliac, uh, Bonnie Norell
Hi
Hi, I didn't want to bother you but Uncle Arnie insisted
It's okay, what seems to be the trouble?
Come here
Listen, Black Cat Chickadees, they nest in the willows out back
All my life I've loved their song but suddenly it's...
I can't stand it, my mouth goes dry, I break out into a cold sweat, my stomach cramps up a knot
I'd like to wear these
Why don't we all have a seat?
Sure
Let me give you a little history, Ed
Bonnie's 21, single, aside from usual childhood illnesses and a green stick fracture to her left fibula, she's enjoyed excellent health
Bonnie completed three years undergraduate at the University of Alaska, Fairbanks
Systems engineering, she's gifted
She dropped out this year to work with her uncle
I didn't see the point in finishing, I couldn't get a good job without going to graduate school anyway
When did you first notice this reaction to the birds?
It was a week ago Monday, I was pulling apocryphal electrolux
The chickadees were singing the way they usually do but suddenly it was like someone running their fingernails down a blackboard
Any unrelated symptoms, headaches, dizziness?
No
Your nutrition's good, are you taking a vitamin supplement?
Uh huh
Ed, why don't you have a look in Bonnie's eyes, maybe something will strike you
This isn't a test, there's no right or wrong answer
Well?
Uh, well they're, they're nice
To make it easier to understand, we divide childbirth into three stages
There's labor, delivery, delivery of the placenta
Now we also divide labor into three stages, there's latent labor, there's active labor, and there's transitional labor
Now before the onset of labor, the fetus begins its descent into the pelvis
Now some women may feel increasing pressure in this area, as well as in the rectum
About this same time, the cervix begins to thin and open
As a result, the mucus plug becomes dislodged and is expelled
Women may feel intensification of Braxton Hicks contractions as well as a thickening of her vaginal discharge
Some women experience loose bowel movements about this stage
The most obvious sign of impending labor is the rupture of the membrane
Now most of us refer to this as the breaking of the water
Um, my girlfriend woke up and her bed was all wet and she like thought that she had wet it
But then, like it turned out that her water broke, so you know, how do you tell the difference?
Well actually if you smell the sheets, believe it or not, urine smells like ammonia and amniotic fluid is sort of sweet
Tasty too, we whip it up in our egg creams
Pauling?
Sorry, Jo
Guys, can we get back to this?
We've got a lot of territory to cover here
Thanks
Okay, um, now most labor begins slowly, there's a gradual building of contractions
Um, around this time, the cervix begins to dilate
Now Bradley called the...