...
This is rooftop view
I'm going to ask Widge, he's got a huge tag team, great life here tonight.
First off, how does it feel to be three times
training headweight champion of the AWF?
Well Chris, it feels great.
Hello and welcome to Energy.
Number four, number four this is.
Counting it up with Josh, Josh Winkendale, W.E.A.
Stompy, Hellraiser, Last Quid, A.C.
A-Bow, Rockwood Bird, Death to Fire,
Leader Bark Arena,
Sonnen MacMahon and Chris the Boy Stunk.
It's a beautiful day, what the hell is Stunk doing out here?
And also Billy Bob Harrison is here.
Billy Bob is right here joining us.
Bob the tag team champion.
One half the tag team champion.
With who?
Jamie.
Jamie driver, he won that at GZ2.
Listen.
What was he going to say?
I have been in the AWF for four shows now.
And I haven't been very pleased about it.
Because they care too much about hurting themselves.
It's not extreme enough.
So that's why I came up with an idea.
I got my bodies around.
And we came up with an idea.
To make our own federation.
But we've got nowhere to start.
What's that?
A new federation.
A new federation?
So we thought of coming to AWF,
bring this little group in and make it grow.
Will AWF end?
We should know.
And first one to be in this XAW group,
Extreme Australian Wrestling,
is my tag team partner, Jamie Drover.
Jamie Drover is in.
That's all we need.
Fuck.
The tag team champion with his other tag team partner, Jamie Drover,
can start their own group XAW.
Extreme Australian Wrestling.
Jamie with the blue hair.
Come on.
We don't need this.
We're squishing this.
Come on, footstops this.
What would this be for AWF?
This is the motor court tour.
This is my tag team partner.
Made his debut last week, from ground zero.
The tag team.
And us two are a good team.
But there's another person...
They won that match.
That we think will be able to take over for AWF.
And who is that?
With extreme power.
Death of Fire.
Death of Fire.
Death of Fire.
That's all we need.
Three of the most extreme hardcore people in the federation today.
XAW have got a lot of power.
What is this?
This isn't scheduled.
This is not scheduled.
But we are coming here.
Death of Fire, Thug and Jamie Drover.
Death of Fire was unmasked.
Yep.
I'm glad to join XAW.
And I've just got to say, Chrome, if you've got the balls,
me and you here tonight in an XAW rules birdhouse match.
He's just booked an XAW birdhouse rules match.
This is the first time I've heard him talk without a mask.
Now before we leave...
And he's with XAW.
I want to say one thing.
We haven't yet got a commissioner.
But later on tonight, we will have a match for a commissioner.
But, one more thing.
Squidge, your parents, mother and father, are now dead.
They got killed in a car crash.
Oh my God, what a sadistic thing.
How can he say that to you?
What?
That's why Squidge should put a stop to this.
This is such an atrocity.
Ladies and gentlemen, it looks pretty extreme to me.
Squidge is breaking down.
Why is my star?
Because the fud just said his parents died.
He's anoyed.
Because the fud just said his parents died.
Yeah, there's Josh Wicked.
The South Australia lightweight champion.
Having a match here against Hillraiser in a street fight.
Yeah, perform it.
MC champ or something, Hillraiser.
Yeah, I'm going to be a little bit of a
I'm going to be a little bit of a
Here's going to say IOK.
Yeah.
Here comes Hillraiser.
Check how difficult this is.
Yeah.
Here he comes.
The big 7-footer.
Hillraiser true to his name.
Yes he is.
He's going to raise Hill tonight.
Oh my god. Gets him on the rebound. His brainium and cranium just got slatted onto the chair.
That didn't look very epidemic to me. Yes it did.
This is for the SA, lightweight heavy. Face first into the steel chair. In a strip
fight. Yes.
For much more personal reason. And now these two know each other's every move.
Having a stare down. Oh he kicks him. In the back. DDT. Oh.
DDT just crumpled Josh. Josh Wicked is now down. Hellraiser's fighting
back. Punch to the face.
Yes. Oh into the ladder.
Face first into the steel ladder. Back down to the ground.
And the Hellraiser is certainly in. Oh with the microphone.
Flams him back down. Flams him back down.
Flams sleepers. Oh he missed.
Onto the chair. He's got a steel chair.
Oh knocks him down. Not into the grave.
That's for the match later night. The main event.
Yes. Oh into the ladder.
Face first into the ladder. Where are they going here?
Oh into that pole. Where are they going?
Right by us. They're back to the ring.
What's his move? Oh snap me. Onto the chair over the other side
there. One.
One. Two.
Oh he kicked out. Oh he's got him in the ankle lock.
Willie tap out. But I think street fights are no hold barred.
So anything is acceptable here. Yeah.
But you must pin inside the ring. Oh yeah.
A chop. Oh knocked him down.
What's he going to do here? Oh that's Hellraiser's way of stopping
pregnancy. And Hellraiser just killed a six pointer
with Josh Wickard's balls. Yes.
Pin them one. Two. Oh Josh Wickard kicked out.
But that pin wouldn't count since they're outside the ring.
Oh they can still do it outside the ring. Doesn't really matter.
Oh into that door. The entrance way.
Where are they going? Backstage here.
We're trying to follow them. They're fighting backstage.
Oh my god. Oh into that trailer.
Kick him in the gut. Oh into the trailer.
Face first into a rubber. Man that's got to hurt.
And rats again. Backstage eating through the wires.
Oh knocks down Hellraiser. With a two by three I think.
Yeah. Where are they going here?
They're going back to the ring again. Into the grave.
Yes. Here they go.
What are they doing here? He's got the chair.
Oh he put it down. One. Two.
Oh he kicked out. Then we're slowly getting up.
Oh my god what's going on? Oh my god there's Bog.
Here he comes. Bog's in the ring.
Oh no look out. He's attacking Hellraiser.
What's happening there? Rock bottom type.
He just laid him out. He just laid him out.
He's not attacking Josh Wicked. Back drop.
Addiction. Addiction.
Josh hits him. Josh is smacking Hellraiser with the chair.
It's our one. One. Two. Three.
Oh Josh wins. Josh Wicked is still the.
It's a lightweight title. Yes he's still the champ.
Thanks to thug. Imagine what Hellraiser's going to do to
thug. There's Josh.
This is Big Bro Harrison. And Krista Boy Stonkham.
Second match for tonight. And that's all what's about up there people.
And there's Jamie. Jamie drove up the champion.
Who's he versus? Hell's he versus. I don't know who's he versus.
We'll find that out. There's still a bunch of crowds.
That could be Oxendorf but someone going home with a lucky lady.
And we're getting ready for the next person now.
Here he comes. Whoever he is.
Who is he? Big AJ.
I think that's what he's called. Stand down the camera.
A new wrestler. A new wrestler he is.
He's coming this way. He's scaring me.
He's still hurting me. He better watch out.
He's there. He's seen him now. He's worried for him.
He's walking over at him. Oh he's bruised him.
He took him down to the mat. Close on.
Oh close on by Jamie Dover. Oh he goes for a punch.
He goes face crusher. Oh.
To the mat. Elbow drops in the back. He gets up like.
Alright. Face slam.
Jamie tries to roll it off. The MC champion won last.
GZ. He grapples him. He's just wasted like behind.
Oh full nelson. Full nelson. He's grabbing.
Darn. What a cutter. His head got hit the mat.
That blue hair is a lot scarier than the guy's blue t-shirt.
Oh. Scissor sweep. Straight into the mat.
Leg drop. Oh nobody home. Oh.
He flattens him. He tried to roll out of the way.
He's getting back up. Oh double leg takedown sphere.
He's going for the ankle lock. Ankle lock.
He's locked that in. Oh just like you've seen Josh before.
He's like tap out. This is a ladder match.
He had to get the ladder. Put it under the thing.
So they go. Oh drop it. Oh don't go to the grave.
Knee into the grave. That's all we need.
For the main event tonight.
Spin around. Oh face crush. Arm drag.
Nice move by Jamie. That's a nice move.
Jamie's been aggressive this whole match so far anyway.
He hasn't had much. He gets off like he.
He hasn't had anything done to him. He has high.
He gets slammed into the ladder and hits the floor.
High velocity. This guy's got a high tolerance for pain.
He keeps getting up. Whatever Jamie dishes out.
Oh hard.
He's got his arm there. He's working each body part.
Oh low blow. Oh that was low.
He used that to his advantage.
Scoop. Slam. A heart is on the mat.
Splash. Oh.
He splashes him in this ladder match. MC ladder match.
He grabs him headlock. Double leg. Oh.
I mean double arms. Spinning DDT.
What the hell is he doing? He's setting him up.
He's on the mat. Ready for something.
Legs drop. Oh.
He pulls into his feet. He's got him up.
Flap jack. Pancake flap jack. Whatever.
Some breakfast type food. He's grabbed him.
Scoops. Oh DDT. DVD.
There's some orange drop there.
Oh. Kick to the arm.
He's lethal with those kicks. Oh it's the other arm.
Oh it's in the grave. Oh. Knees.
Tornado. It's spinning. DDT.
Oh. So he's going for the ladder now.
He's just been dishing this out. Big AJ.
Oh I pushed him to the floor.
How can he even be standing up there?
Big Coot. What's he doing?
He's setting him up for some high risk.
He's with XAW. That's what he says anyway.
Let's see if he can pull out some extreme maneuvers.
Yes Chris. Extreme Australian wrestling.
That's what they stand for.
Let's see if they live up to their name.
He's going up top. He's going extreme.
Oh. What a.
Sentence style. Front flip.
Right on top of him. He's grabbed the ladder.
He's moving it up.
Has he got this belt? He has no chance.
He has got the belt. Oh no.
He shakes the ladder.
Big AJ gets him.
Oh punches. Big AJ hasn't got much of this match.
He's setting him up for something.
Splash. Oh.
Sorry about that ladies and gentlemen.
Something happened here.
Cheers.
That's fine Buster.
Oh low blow.
That's like he's gone.
First thing up to.
What the hell is Death of Fire?
Oh that was crap.
Death of Fire come out to save him.
Death of Fire come out distracted.
Big AJ. Just oh.
Just oh.
He has no chance.
He's out. That's it.
He's won the title.
He's won the Pepsi title.
Fuck.
Only because Death of Fire come out.
That's XAW for ya.
Bruteless.
And now it's come from behind.
Alright this is Christopher Stuncombe once again with Billy Bob Harrison.
And this is the third match now.
Squiz coming out here.
In this match for the.
What's the name of this?
I'm not sure what's the name of this is.
I gotta find out.
I'm not playing it with it today.
It's a hardcore match.
It's a hardcore.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Let the squiz get in.
Eat chocolate my friends.
Eat chocolate.
What happened to you?
Tonight I will feel.
Eat chocolate.
I will shove a giant slice of chocolate.
Chocolate squiz that is.
Down Fung's throat.
And kick his ass.
Or wherever he lives.
As if you didn't know.
The squiz is in the house.
That's it.
That's what we want to hear.
The squiz goes to Fung.
Go he.
Squiz is the owner of AWF.
He punches him.
Starts off over the sleepers.
He's hard.
This is Jamie the flyer freak drover.
Here to watch my man the thug.
Demolish the squiz.
What are you trying to do with this XAW?
Well we felt that the AWF wasn't extreme enough.
There wasn't enough high risks.
It was just a blow down heap of shit.
And why make that new group you intend to change that?
Exactly.
Well let's get back to the match.
He's slamming everywhere.
They're going low this place.
As you see.
Thug is whooping the squiz's ass.
The chocolate squiz.
The chocolate squiz.
Oh what the.
He choke slammed him right into the ground.
Yeah Fung is actually.
Do you want some more?
Come on squiz.
Deal with that out of him.
I'm going for squiz this match because he is the owner of AWF and I'm with AWF.
So am I Chris?
But I know Jamie and Def both got off XAW's owner or whatever you want to call it.
What the hell is he doing?
He's grabbed the ladder.
He's getting the ladder now.
He's grabbed the ladder.
He's bringing it over to where Thug is.
You have a crowed number here.
Please stay back.
Because XAW is in this match.
Which is too extreme for you people.
What the hell is he doing?
Thug is trying to get to his feet.
Squiz has grabbed the chair.
He's got a ladder.
Squiz thinks he's in charge.
Thug is the man.
He doesn't like it.
Jamie.
Yeah you're a bit mistaken.
He's going to crush your boy in between the chair and a bunch of sleepers off the ladder.
What the hell is he going to do?
What can this mean?
Oh he's grabbing down the step.
I don't know what's he doing.
That's because of Squiz.
He's just not too extreme enough.
What the hell is he doing?
He's moving it closer.
What is he a little bitch?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He just killed him.
He just killed Thug right there.
Do you like that Thug?
You want more extreme?
He can barely even walk.
He's out cold.
Does he like to fuck with that ass?
Squiz just whisked his body to show Thug who's extreme in this federation.
Thug gets to his feet.
Squiz gets to his feet.
Oh.
I can't believe I just seen this.
Oh my god.
Right in front of us here.
Thug gets straight up.
Straight to the pole.
Oh Thug's back in control.
I might have missed Judge Thug here.
He gets up on this Scoop Slam.
Scoop Slam is this Scoop Slam right to the ground.
Oh.
Dog reversal.
He gets cross body won.
The grass is hardcore match.
It's going everywhere.
I can't believe it.
If we had replay we would show it to you.
Oh what a kick.
Oh.
Squiz is in a bad way.
The 8F owner is in a bad way here.
Too low.
What the hell?
There's somebody in the crowd here.
Squiz.
Oh no.
Thug has got the ladder.
Thug has got the ladder.
This is what we do.
He's half on the spoon, half on the grass.
What the hell is he doing?
I'm extremely.
It's just too great.
He's jumping.
He's half up above the ladder.
What the hell is he doing?
Oh.
Splash.
What a thug splash.
One.
Two.
Dog kick out.
He gets the shoulder up.
He gets the shoulder up.
Oh my god how can he do that?
Off with thug splash.
Off top way.
He whips him.
Ducks the clothesline.
He ducks the other clothesline.
Thug body press.
Hard punches in the head.
Hard punches.
Oh.
Fist on fire.
He gets in the taunt.
The two finger salute.
And thugs back.
This is extra.
Oh.
One foot drop kick.
Squiz he's trying to regain his composure.
He's completely out of control.
Oh.
One foot drop kick.
Squiz.
Squiz.
Squiz.
Squiz.
Squiz.
Squiz.
He's out of composure.
He's punched him in the head.
Where the hell is he carrying him?
No one needs a squiz.
He's carrying him back to the ring.
Oh what a bulldog.
Bulldog.
No he's thug.
Get it right.
Not this thug.
He's just normal.
One.
Two.
Two dog.
What a nonchalant pin.
He should have hooked the leg at least.
And thug has got the upper now.
Oh no.
He's punching his back and forth.
Squiz has got.
Ducks the clothesline again.
Oh.
Breach the guts.
Oh he's got for squiz.
Oh he's chucking his leg in the gut.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh he's got for squiz and he shuts off.
Oh he kicks in the gut.
Oh.
Shuffs him off with that.
Squiz and out again.
Oh no.
Oh.
He's got for squizy slam.
Here he goes and squizy slam.
I think it was squizy slam.
I'm not sure.
I'm pretty sure it was though.
Because I know squiz wouldn't be doing it.
Oh whatever James has gone he isn't too happy.
Thug is getting beaten up and down and thug ain't.
Thug ain't.
Oh.
Thug should have gave it when he was ahead.
He's with him, smack over.
Where the hell is he?
He's setting him up for something.
What the hell is he doing?
Trying to get a good look around here.
Squishes up behind the sleepers.
That's nothing but grass back there.
What the hell is Thug doing?
Thug's going...
SWAN TOWN!
SWAN TOWN BOMB!
Oh my god, Thug just risked his life,
his body, his limbs,
and he's trying to drive Squish right into the ground with that Swanton Bomb.
Over the sleepers.
Over the sleepers.
Squish is trying to get to his feet.
Squish is trying.
He's trying to dust himself off.
Squish, Thug is hurt.
He's trying to get to his feet.
Oh my god, what are these...
Oh, I kicked to the guts.
Let's try and follow him.
Is that a man? What the hell is this?
Out of stream, man.
Oh!
Chocolate Squish has got...
some sort of addiction there.
I'm guessing Squish ain't addicted to that.
Oh, he goes for the belt shot.
He ducks out of it.
Into the head.
Into the guts.
Oh, Squish is in there with the belt.
Oh, it's the...
Oh my god.
One, two, three.
The three count.
Oh, no. Jamie, what a sore loser.
What the hell?
It's not the mic.
It's not...
What the hell? Squish wins.
But XAW come out to help their friend.
Help him.
XAW come out here.
That's what I'm at.
Hi, here. It's Simon Mcmaven.
And Jamie Drover.
I'm for AWF.
You know, the XAW just...
Oh, bullshit. Don't give me that crap.
AWF will rule.
Look, AWF fought off HCW.
You are such a sucker.
I'm a sucker, man.
You're always sucking up the squeegees' ass.
Extreme wrestlers.
Yeah, my ass, we do.
All right.
Anyone, and I mean anyone who thinks they're extreme enough,
come out here so we can have a match
for the XAW Commissionship against Death Defiant.
Trust me, Simon.
Knowing in the AWF is good enough.
Oh, yes, you are.
And what who's miss is, um...
I'm Blake the Man.
Everybody knows who the hell I am.
I'm Blake the Man Mitchell.
If they thought about it, I would have to be Mr. Backyard
without a shadow over there.
Now, the thing is, I've heard rumors over the years
and rumors all over the place about this XAW.
And who's more extreme than the owner,
former owner and proud promoter
of the most extreme backyard wrestling event
ever in South Australia?
But I will give you credit for the extreme Australian wrestling.
And now that you have
Adelaide Wrestling Syndicate's finest right here,
it's about to be your conditioner.
I just want you all to remember I'm not made just extreme.
Words from the great AWS champ.
Champ?
I don't know which champ.
They're discussing their differences here.
And now this is evolving into a brawl.
A right hand's kicked in midsection, a whip.
Reverse is his superkick.
Reverse is his superkick.
Ducks are clothesline. Ducks is clothesline.
And now...
Oh, now that is an extreme move.
Extreme.
And they both clocked each other out by...
A double clothesline.
Depth of fire gets up. Depth of fire.
A member of the most hated XAW.
XAW? What are you talking about? God bless AWS.
We at the best. AWS.
I just have a bunch of pussies.
Pussies? Pussies.
Without these balls, especially the squidge.
What kind of fact is it we want to be chocolate coated?
Excuse me.
You have no respect, don't you?
No, I don't. That's why they call me the flying freak.
And the freak that you are.
And Blake is getting a steel chair.
A contraption.
What's he gonna do here now?
He catches it. Oh, I just missed his spinning kick.
Depth of fire with a great...
Just knocks...
Mr. Blake Mitchell down.
After a chokeslam.
And as you can see, we're extreme.
So depth of fire is going to the ladder.
Extremely.
With a monster splash.
From the ladder.
Quite an insignia...
Must be those coffee.
Just spit it out, Simon.
Oh, well.
And they're going for a not so extreme move here.
They're basically XAW.
Sunning up the ladder.
And he's going up on top of the sleepers.
Just missed the top rope.
He looks hurt.
Both men look pretty hurt from this extreme match.
That wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the XAW.
Oh, please. Would you knock that crap off?
And now I just knock down...
I'll knock your crap off.
I'll knock your crap off. After this event, let's go one on one in the ring.
How about that?
Just bring it.
Alright, we'll super kick into the chair.
Depth of fire is knocked down.
Oh, my God!
Hey, oh, my God! He's just manhandling him.
Puts the chair down.
He's going for a fishman.
No!
Twisting fishman. Maybe even a slight neck breaker.
And now what's this?
Scoop slam.
Three, two, one.
Oh, no, a roll-up.
One, two.
He rolls him.
Bulldog.
Bulldog.
He's into the ladder.
Offensive move there.
Now going for a fisherman's of his own.
Oh, a fisherman brain is busted.
When will this carnage end?
What is extreme?
What is extreme?
Good question.
It's probably not XAW.
And a scoop slam near the grave.
That sickening grave.
And a splash.
The grave which
AWS finest
is going to tonight.
There's no beating XAW.
There's no beating XAW.
I think there is a beating to XAW.
And I believe XAW will get beating all the time.
Now if Death to Fire looks half dead.
Blake the man Mitchell looking impressive here.
Spinning backdrop.
One, two.
One, two.
Only a tick out there.
Death to Fire kicked out.
I may not respect XAW,
but Death to Fire...
They don't respect you.
Oh well, doesn't matter.
And Death to Fire is
turning the tables here.
A super kick to
Blake's face.
Blake just dodged that one.
Pushes him around.
And now they're going at it.
Kick to the mid section.
Death to Fire falls.
Crack that microphone.
That hip-hoop junk AWF microphone.
A hip-hoop junk?
That my friend is one thousand dollars worth.
Of junk?
One, two.
And Death to Fire kicks out.
I mean our microphones
are worth more than your microphones.
XAW microphones.
I mean how can you have a pov like Fug
running a business like that?
Hey, we seem to win more matches tonight
here than the AWF.
Bloody Fug is poor.
Like my great match
against the Big J.
What kind of a freak is that man?
The difference is that
Dasgwidg is a millionaire
and Fug's poor.
Dasgwidg is old.
He's not old.
We are sick of his generation.
It sucks.
What do you mean?
Generation is bad as
old as any of the other wrestlers
in this group.
This fine group called AWF.
Australia has earned a...
This era is boring.
It's not extreme.
And with a drop toe hook there,
someone yelling in the crowd,
they just shut the fuck up.
And a scoop slam onto ground.
Oh my god.
What the hell?
Flakes going up.
Oh, he missed the moon salt.
And that looks very painful my friends.
Moon salt off the...
Add EDT onto the steel chair.
And now Deftify.
Looks like Deftify.
We are
Deftify.
We're going to commentate
XAW staff
for this XAW rules
freeway match.
Here.
Here comes our leader Thug.
Here he comes.
The man Thug.
Look at him. This is a free leader.
Not that crappy
The Squidge.
The name is The Squidge.
I want to get one thing cleared up.
Squidge the little jackass.
Your parents didn't get killed.
That's all a joke.
You little wood.
Who will be coming out next?
Next.
It's ApoBomb.
AWF.
Yes.
He's AWF so I'm you too.
This is going to be a great
freeway XAW rules match.
And Thug, our leader,
will win.
Here comes
El Razor.
El Razor.
Another one.
AWF.
Look at this
freak.
He's a freak.
He's a fake.
He's not like Thug.
He's not like Thug.
He's not like Thug.
Here we go.
It's underway. There's the bell.
Apo attacks Thug.
Thug reverts.
He's coming in.
Down to the mat.
El Razor.
El and Thug have had a bad feud.
Kicks him in the gut.
Apo's got the mic.
He's near the grave there.
He lays out Thug.
It's more like a handicap match
than a freeway.
As usual with the AWF.
AWF than one person.
They're back near the entranceway there.
Oh what's this?
Oh arm rip.
Take down off the ladder.
One, two.
Apo kicks out.
Oh he knocked him down with the chair.
He broke the chair.
This chair, it's AWF.
That's all I can say.
Very easy to break.
If it was XAW it would last forever.
Oh headbutt in the nuts.
That was very rude.
He hits him with the bit of the chair
that broke off.
Oh lazy mouth.
Oh Hell Razor attacks Thug.
What are they going to do out there on the grass?
They're grappling
into a waist lock.
Down into his face.
Or just an
Olympic style move.
He's going for a toss.
Oh no.
Into the walls of Jericho.
The walls of Thug.
Here comes Apo.
Oh he just slapped him sort of.
That was a bit of a flip slap.
From the AWF.
And like the XAW.
And it's too extreme.
With our new commissioner.
Blake the man Mitchell.
Who we've all seen you defeat.
Defeat you today.
In a great match.
Oh elbow to the chest.
Here comes Hell Razor.
Punches him.
What's he doing here?
Hell Razor once again with his rock boxer shorts.
I thought we auctioned them off last time.
Looks like he's broken in and stolen a back.
Oh he goes for the low down
He messes it up bad.
It's the hell down.
Because they're just not extreme.
Here we go what's he got here?
Right on his face.
Type of reverse powerbomb maneuver.
What's he going to do here?
Another walls of Thug is it?
Another walls of Thug if he can get it.
He can't turn him over.
Oh he tosses him.
Into the grave almost.
It's just a gravestone.
Apo gives him a kick for good luck.
Covering there.
Oh one, two.
Oh Apo stops the count.
Apo stops where he started.
Yes.
Was his scoops lad.
Down to the mat.
The face pressure onto Apo.
Where's Hell Razor going here?
They've seem to have stayed near the ring for this
XAW rules match.
Hasn't been very extreme.
Oh suplex.
One.
No it's not a pin.
How can it be extreme?
When the two most extreme
such bitches are here commentating.
Besides Thug.
Oh it needs him in the gut.
What's he going to do here?
Powerbomb.
Yes that's the noise everyone makes
when Thug drops them straight on their head.
He's giving him a stand out.
Come on Thug go extreme.
Oh he kicks Apo.
Powerbombs him too.
He gets him up.
Oh the Thugbomb.
Look at this Thug.
Two men down. Thug's the only one standing.
He moves the ladder closer to Hell.
He kicks him.
What's he going to do here?
Oh leg drop onto Hell Razor.
One.
It's getting closer here.
Oh he's going to get him.
It's getting closer here.
One. Two.
We're losing him here over the other side
of this ring.
Oh he needs Apo.
Let me just say.
What's this?
It's the Thugbomb.
A version of the Thugbomb.
He's gone for the Thug.
Oh big boot to the face.
Thug is down.
Hell Razor picks up Apo.
It's a grim in hand.
Some arm drop or a DVD.
One. Two.
Oh he stalks the count.
Sneeze him in the stomach.
Oh back drop.
Onto the ground.
Apo just having a break over there.
Thug with the ladder.
Hell Razor's got the chair.
Oh he's going to get him.
He's going to get him.
He's going to get him.
Hell Razor's got the chair.
Oh he just hit Thug.
He's got it still.
Oh he just laid out Apo.
Apo should not be living.
What's this?
Thug has a chair.
Thug has a chair.
Oh he missed and Hell Razor got him.
Hell Razor with the chair.
Oh gets him again.
They're so close.
There he goes.
That chair over there.
What are they doing here?
What's this?
The Bulldog. Oh to the chair.
Looks like a modified version of the one.
Crudly dog. One. Two.
Apo breaks the count.
This ring has just been demolished.
Yes by these three young individuals.
Only one's extreme.
And his name's Thug.
The other two are AWF, Born and Bled.
Oh just kicked him in the head.
He's on the sleepers.
Oh a dropkick Thug.
There was a form of Hell's dropkick.
What's he going to do here?
On to the sleepers.
He's going up the ladder.
Apo's sneaking around.
What's he doing?
What's Apo doing?
Spear!
One. Two. Three.
Apo missed.
Thug!
One is three way XAW rules match.
Because of course he is extreme.
Hellraiser lost there.
Hellraiser not looking pleased.
There's Apo laid out.
He's got the mic.
Is he going to say something?
No.
There's Hellraiser.
Apo's land.
Getting up two.
Apo's the one that helped Thug win.
I wonder how Hellraiser feels about that.
AWF.
I'm the commissioner of the XAW.
This man is extreme.
We heard a challenge.
He said on camera a few matches ago.
Jamie wants his match.
But Simon McRae,
my team,
he's not a wrestler.
I'm more of a wrestler than him.
You're more of a wrestler?
Hell, I've seen years of resolution.
I think it was when you got your ass kicked by Dudley Daniels.
Hell,
it's one of my Scorpion that come in and
opened your ass.
You better fight down over that.
Yeah.
Who the hell
is this dickhead?
What the hell is Squeezy doing out here?
What the hell is Squeezy doing out here?
He's got the belt.
He's our owner.
He's your owner too, you better remember that.
I'd be proud of that for you.
He's the three time heavyweight champion.
Say good day, boy.
It's a complete dickhead.
It's got his own concern.
And what do you play?
The whole
FN show.
The chocolate one wants the match.
XAW rules basically.
That fat bastard should lay off the chocolate.
Oh, what a slammer.
One hell of a move for one hell of a wrestler.
Ah, I'm not sure about that.
That's just going a bit over the marker.
That's not an extreme.
You think?
What a squidge done, absolutely piss off.
What the hell was that?
That's a good one.
What the hell was that?
You see,
L-Boy's XAW, we know how to wrestle.
I know it's pathetic.
He hits most of you dudes in the
Cucks training school.
Sit back on the ground.
Massive clothesline.
Oh, the kicks.
He's lethal.
What the hell is this death of a fight around here?
Can you guys win a match one on one?
No, you can't. You have to have all your men out here.
Sit your mirror.
All your men are here just to win one little match.
He thinks squidge is crap. Look how many people he takes to win him.
I bet you next thing you're gonna be up here bashing them, eh?
Come on.
Ticks and the balls there. That wasn't a bad boot.
That wasn't a bad boot.
X-Factor.
I'm just gonna go drink. I'll be back.
So it looks like come left to my
antipycho AWF running away from XAW.
Here we go for his
go for the no.
Pin. Two count.
What the hell's he going for?
He's got him on the ground.
Whatever it is,
everyone's not proud of it. He's got him. Sleep hot?
No. Neck breaker?
No. Yes. He's clocked in with the neck breaker.
Oh, one hell of a splash
from third to top
step of the ladder.
He said he's his dream and
he showed just then he was.
Tilt-a-well slam could we see here.
He's just holding him up there.
K1. Got a two count there.
Joel's got the upper hand.
Reverse DDT.
Jamie.
Sorry about that.
Jamie with an elbow drop. That was one hell of an elbow drop
driving into the chest of Squidge.
Oh mate. One hell of a super kick to the shoulder area.
Back drop.
What the hell's he waiting for?
Squidge slowly gets to his feet.
Runs straight into a boot.
Squidge with the boot
to Jamie.
Did you see a pile driving?
Oh that's not fair. Squidge says my help.
Squidge I'm coming.
Sucked in you dumb son of a bitch.
Why is Christopher
Duncan doing out there?
What the hell does he think he's doing?
He does not deserve to be in this ring.
He's just a commentator.
He's not a wrestler. Chris isn't a wrestler.
Chris the knob.
Which dick would run into XAW
wrestlers like that?
Not even the Squidge is that dumb. Maybe he is.
I've never seen this in my whole
flight before.
He's dragging him over to the corner
of the arena here.
Slams him into the fence.
With the light bulb.
Oh my god.
Can you believe what Jamie
just did? Oh my god
that was a light bulb across the back of the head
of Squidge.
That son of a bitch will be feeling that for the next couple of days.
You know what the hell is he doing?
He's picking his fat ass up.
Oh my god.
One move by Jamie
Dover.
You didn't see death of five.
Oh my god. Swant's on straight on him.
It's a three count. Ladies and gentlemen
the winner of this match.
Because he's not mean.
He's just extreme.
The one and only Jamie Drover.
Jamie Drover.
That was pre-flame by Christopher
Duncan. He comes in
tries to help his mate Squidge.
Fuck.
Oh shit they keep bringing it in.
Hello
this is one of the most
extremely worthless
in AIDAS. SAW and
AIDAS. And he's B Bob Harrison.
And this is the last match
till the main event.
The Cardi B and Barrett Life match.
And here comes
SAW
SAW people.
My buddy Death of Five.
We used to feud a lot with
hell until we
made up at ground zero.
And everyone this is a show stopper
bird house match.
And I'm glad I got
this wrestler
on my team. AWS team.
He still doesn't like you.
He still doesn't like me.
But I'm glad he's on my team.
Because he's one mean machine.
He can't wrestle.
He's pathetic.
That's all he can do. Scream.
He could beat you any second.
Any second.
Hope his vocal cords break.
Dude
lost the belt. We were FX.
We'll kick the crap out of you.
You left. You want a mean life.
You got me tonight.
And here we go now.
Oh Death of Five.
AWF can't afford a good bell.
What the hell was that?
Oh it's Chrome.
Oh Death of Five picks them up.
Slams them down. See in XAW
we have strength.
None of us use weaklings.
Chrome is not a weakling.
He's one of the toughest in AWF.
He can scream.
He's 7'4".
As I said.
Hope his vocal cords break.
So he becomes like Death of Five.
But Death of Five can now talk.
Oh I can't admit.
That was the knife move.
Did you hear that?
He just landed on the ground.
And took it like an XAW wrestler.
So we've got the commissioner.
Blake. Mr. Oat.
Or Blake. The man.
Mitch. Our team.
Plus Death of Five and
me and
my tag team partner.
Jamie. Drover.
But we got other good wrestlers as well.
That's a good one.
Josh Wicked. Chrome.
Scridge.
And Avo.
You better be joking.
The only good one
in AWF was
Thug and Death of Five.
Yeah but they're not here anymore.
Yeah because we've got our own
group.
You think you're so strange.
But I don't think so.
Man this Birdhouse match.
The only person I think is
extreme in your
federation is Death of
Five because we saw a match
against him. Against your
commissioner. Blake. The
Mayor Mitchell. And he was extreme
then. Yes he is extreme.
Like the rest of us.
So stick that in your pockets.
Bye.
I'm not
very good at commentating.
In the
nuts.
The balls.
The nutsack. Whatever you call it.
If Chrome's got any. Looks like he
had the balls.
Chrome had the balls
to verse Death of Five.
Now in our main event.
It's not supposed to be the main event
yet. But they need our
play. Bury him Death of Five.
Bury Chrome.
Like the second time.
Yeah well we saw our man.
Chotler Screech.
That's okay Death of Five.
You can get up like a man.
Chrome's used to lots of us.
No I won't say that.
He say we know extreme.
You sure seen Chotler
Screech because he was extreme
in his match against Pug.
He wasn't extreme. I was extreme.
I made him extreme.
You made him extreme. He made himself
extreme.
He's not extreme damn it. He is.
In the extreme matches I've seen him in
was
a few.
The only matches he was extreme in was
with Pug. The great wrestler of all time.
I will debate on that
because I think you're the
great wrestler.
Well I'm in a great team.
XAW.
What is going to lock him in the bird cage?
In the bird cage.
Oh Chrome's
got Death of Five.
I reckon we should get Burger in our XAW.
Burger the big monster.
Yeah.
He's like Chrome but he's bigger.
He's huge.
Burger is huge. And he's got a good go to
ground too.
But he's not extreme. I thought you'd tend to extreme.
Burger the hairy bastard.
And Burger's not extreme.
What a move there by the extreme Death of Five.
Don't you just like Death of Five there?
Fine.
Fine. Don't talk then.
I'll just talk by myself.
Because I am an extreme commentator.
Even though it doesn't make any
sense. But I am extreme.
You can debate all you want.
I will do that.
I'm nice to keep my
Death of Five to Chrome.
John Howard's a poof.
John Howard.
Yes sorry about that.
John Howard Prime Minister.
John Howard. Yep.
He won't be Prime Minister anymore.
Because he's a poof.
I resent that one.
Anyway back to this match.
And John Howard wasn't in our arena.
No he wasn't.
Why would we want that poof in our arena?
He's still in the arena.
John Howard, say sorry.
He's just playing.
Anyway.
Wasn't he playing it to sound like a man?
Oh, Chrome's up with the upper end now.
Then Death of Five.
Oh, Chrome hits Death of Five with his chair.
Yeah, Kim Beasley rules.
He's a poof there as well.
Can I stop talking about politics?
And get on with the match.
The only debating here is if we would win
this match. And of course it would be
Death of Five.
Oh, Miss. Oh, Chrome with the upper end.
Again. He's getting the chair.
Again.
Oh, but Death of Five hits him with
his chair.
Chrome is down now.
He is. He is.
What a trip there by Death of Five.
Trip by Death of Five.
Wasn't that just great?
I commit, that was alright.
Good.
We are extreme.
That's why we've got
AWS, the very own
Blake
DeMant Mitchell.
And Death of Five and Jamie Dover.
And of course, folks.
Oh, Death of Five with the ladder now.
Fine, don't care.
He's on Chrome.
The ladder's on Chrome.
With the chair.
Inflict pain.
Hits him. Oh my God.
One.
Just falls on top of him.
Because we are extreme.
Yes, we know. Because you said
about a hundred men's times
they shout out.
You're telling me they shout out?
Yeah.
I'd hear the problem, Matt.
By the way, have I
said that we are extreme?
Yes, you have.
Oh, Chrome kicked the
layer away. We just don't want you to forget.
He gets Death of Five. He flinched him.
And a Fishman's Suplex.
Directly done by AWS.
Oh, low blow by Death of Five to Chrome.
Into the layer.
Oh, Death of Five.
I think he's
not. That's what Death of Five's good at.
Chrome's gone on the
layer. Oh.
And an addiction there.
Good on ya. Good on ya.
My move.
Oh, nice move by Death of Five.
A chin breaker, I think.
And the remark
Squid said earlier about me being poor.
Hey, mate, you've been paying me.
Yeah, so.
So there.
Oh, Death of Five
hits Chrome in the
head with his leg.
Now it's near the
Do you know what extreme Death of Five
is?
That's why you're in extreme Australian wrestling.
Yes, we know why
it is.
Well, I just wanted to make sure
that you know. And it's Death of
Flying. What a
flying move.
See how smart I used
the word flying?
Oh, into
the chair to the face.
By Chrome.
Chrome hits Death of Five
with the leg. Oh, yeah, something like that.
With his boot. He booted the chair into
Death of Five's face. Now, both on the
ground now. Who will get up?
I think I said that. AWF
star.
S.W.
X.A.W.
You nimrod.
I knocked him in the bird cage.
The bird cage.
Pigeon cage.
Death of Five's won it.
Death of Five has won the match
for S.A.W.
Let's look at his face. He's busted open.
Yes, I repeat, Death of Five has won for S.A.W.
We're back stage here.
Yes, in Thug's locker room.
Yep, there's the Thug.
There's Thug right there.
Oh.
He's down.
He's tied up.
Scrooge is tying him up.
Scrooge is tying him up.
Scrooge is tying him up.
He's tied up.
He's tied up.
He's tied up.
Come on, let's try him up.
He can't get out of there.
He's tied up.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
I think it might've been
about the parent comments.
S.A.W.
star.
What has happened?
Let's try and go around and have a look.
Well, we can't
probably attack us. We're going around here now. He's trying to break out. Where are they
going? We can't even see where he's going. He's walking around, gliding his feet. He's
turning around. Look how he's going on. Oh, he's taking him outside. Where's he going?
Let's try to follow him. He's in the ring. He's in the ring. Thug's down. Where's Squid
going? There's a thug right there, tied up, and his eyes are covered with duct tape. You're
not so tough now, are you, punk? What's he's got there? It's a gun. I wore a gun or something.
Oh, a gun. Here, take a feel of that. Put your hands on it. I'm sorry you were tied up.
Yeah, see that? That's a real gun to your forehead. So are you sorry now? Are you sorry?
Yeah. Go on, cry like a little bitch. I'm saying yes. There you are. Go on, cry in front
of Dad to Wef. Come on, come on, cry. Apologize. I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. It's all a joke.
I'm sorry. Louder. I'm sorry. All right. Everyone in the Adolfo Arena, if you want me to blow
this fucker's brains off, give me a hell yeah. Eat chocolate, my friend. Eat chocolate.
It's like he just... It's like he just got his food with chocolate milk and not your
piss. And this is Billy Bob Harson for the last night, the main event. I'm Blake the
Man, actually. Yes, and with me, Blake the Man Mitchell. The commissioner of the XCW,
Mr. Backyard. You forgot that, mate. I'm sorry. No drama. Who are we after the main event?
Our teammate WF, Screech, A-Vote and Hell. This is a Tad Team Bearer Life match. And
here is the Trey Team of Xtreme. XAW, the team of Death to Fire, Jamie Dover and...
The Trey Team of Xtreme. Your team, if you notice over in the cage, Chrome is still in
there from the last match of Xtremeity. Yes, your team, Blake. These might be friends,
but here, I'm a teammate for the AWF. I ain't very good friends with you, I didn't know
you. I'm friends, I'm teaming with you for this little AWF. You had that, see, they're
not even on the same page, man. Jesus Christ. Here we go, one hell of a hole, there we go.
Now she's underway. Death to Fire, Thras Hell, Hellraiser, straight in that ladder. Death
to Fire and Thug, a planet smart. Oh, closed line. Jamie Dover with a drop kick. Oh, it's
an AWO off that ladder. Oh, face first into the mat, Death to Fire and AWO, the legal
man in this buried alive main event. Powerbomb, could it be? Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh my God,
straight in his head. It's Xtreme. Oh, got it. Implanted and inverted DDT. What hell have
I moved by Death to Fire? Forces him to ta... Oh! Those below the belt would need a referee.
And now here comes Hellraiser against Thug. Thug's got Hellraiser. Oh, Jesus. Brainbuster.
Brainbuster, what a move by Thug. Death to Fire, oh, Jesus Christ. Hellraiser catches
Death to Fire and throws him. Scridge, with, no, yeah, Scridge against, oh, Death to Fire,
Thug is the legal man, Death to Fire just doesn't want to leave. And now here comes
Thug against Scridge. Oh my God, look what Death to Fire's got. He's got a freaking
shovel in his hand. A half a... Oh, squidge. The head of the shovel he had. It's Xtreme,
what do you expect? It's Xtreme, but not too Xtreme for me. Here we go. One hell of a
chokeslam there. Oh, it's a splash from the sleepers. Damn, he drove it, looked like he
was going for one. Drives a... Oh, a squidge into the grave. Could this be it? Then Hellraiser
comes. Yeah, the stupid son of a bitch should know his place and get the hell out of there.
Squidge driving, climbing his fat ass out of that grave there. Oh, low blow by Scridge,
too... See there, we've had to have done two low blows already. XAW, Xtreme Australian
Wrestling have not done one. Blake, it wasn't too extreme when I used to wrestle... Double
under hook, Suplex. NAWF, I was one of the streamers, Billy Bob Harrison. Snapmare by
Draver. Oh, super kick. Loses footing. For the sleeper, what the hell is going on here?
Holy shit. Oh, gore. That's Xtreme. By Jamie Dover. The sleeper went on him, but he's still
got the gore. Now, that's the fuck's waiting for Hellraiser to get his ass up. He tags
in, hey, boy. Tags him in, what? He's picked him up. Oh, he just slams him down with a
spine buster. What the hell was that? I think it was a move. I think they're just saying
him up for a move. We've got the death of fire picking up Ava again, throws him up. Oh my
God, that was a Dudley factor. Oh my God, super kick to Squidge. Cleans him up, throws
him in a ladder by Death of Fire. Death of Fire and Hellraiser both connect with their
kicks, and you've got Squidge and Thug over there beating the shit out of each other. Oh
my God, cleans up the shins. We've got Suplex here. By Thug, to Squidge in the ring. Oh
my God, cleans him up, then throws in. Jamie's up now. Oh, nice move by Jamie. Super kick
to Squidge. Death of Fire connected with a super kick to Manus, not pretty. Oh my God,
Jesus Christ, everybody just slamming on top of each other right then and there. What the
hell? Oh my God, did you see that athleticism? Oh my God, did you see that? Three things
in him, five star off the ladder. By Draver, Frog Splash by Thug. Kicks there by Draver
to Squidge. What the hell is Thug doing up there? Swanton. Now Draver's got Squidge for
the reverse DDT. Thug's going up the top of that ladder. Several steps up, huge splash.
Death of Fire slams Hell's face into the ground. These men are all over the place. What the
hell? Oh my God. I didn't quite see that, but it looked like Draver slammed A-Vos' face
into that shed. Scoop Slam. No. Oh my God. I was wondering what the hell he was doing.
Scoop Slamming his own buddy, but it was all good. It worked out well. Squidge getting beaten
up with that ladder. Oh, that was one hell of a boot. Slams the ladder in Squidge's face.
Oh, that was one hell of a superkick by Draver to Squidge. That ladder is compacted with Hell
Raiser in it. What the hell is Death of Fire going to do here? Slams a chair in him. Draver
now going for a Northern Lights, I think, into a side slam. Scoop Slam. Could have been by
the man Thug, the owner and proud promoter of XCW. What the hell is Hell Raiser doing
up there? Fisherman Suplex. Draver now going for the Boston Crab. Nope. Reversed into some
punches by Hell Raiser. Squidge with the end of that shovel. Hell Raiser has that chair.
Oh my god, superkick into the chair again. Splash. Draver driving that chair. That was
one hell of a knee by Death of Fire. And a powerbomb by Thug. This match is brutal. What
the hell is Josh Wickard doing in there? Oh, he ducks that belt shut. Oh my god, stunner
on the concrete. As you can see, Crane is still locked in that bird cage. Dropkick by
Death of Fire. Powerbomb by Death of Fire. Oh my god, that was below the belt. There
we go, mini blockbuster. Death of Fire chasing himself in the crowd with a spray gun. Now
what the hell is Thug doing? He's got the ladder and Squidge. A-Vo and Death of Fire
over the far side of the arena. Oh, Death of Fire slams Hell Raiser's head into that cage
and here we go. What the hell? I can't believe that Crane is still in the cage all this time.
They've got Squidge now. Death of Fire and Thug has got Squidge. Here we go. What the
hell? Double backdrop. Into the reverse X Factor. What? There's no pinfalls. Oh, no pinfalls.
It's buried alive rules. I believe you only have to bury one member of the tag team. Oh,
Hell Raiser is in there. Will you get buried alive? Now they're putting A-Vo in there.
What's going on here? Gotta get close up. X AW3, I have three of the four members of
the team in there. Missing me, but hell, I'm the commuish. That was one hell of a face
first slam onto A-Vo by the Death of Fire. Squidge throws Thug into the grave. Oh, leap
drop by Jamie Dover. Oh, Thug is in the... Squidge has the tombstone. Yes. Thug was in
the... Death of Fire throws Squidge into the grave. It's all over. In the grave. Thug's
in the grave. No, wait a minute. Yes. If he tips this on him, he's tipping on him. Oh,
my God. X AW has won. Guess what I mean. Just extreme. Yes. Oh, my God. Hell Raiser is
been busted open. I think it was when his head was slammed into that bird cage. But
ladies and gentlemen, your rightful winners, X AW. Extreme. Can you dig it?
Your rightful winners, ladies and gentlemen. And Hell Raiser's down there. Hell Raiser's
bleeding. They're dancing on his grave. Oh, Hell Raiser has gone to Death of Fire. Jamie's
got A-Vo. These guys are still continuing on. I don't know whether I should come in and help
or not, but it doesn't look like they need any. Oh, my God. Squidge isn't going nowhere.
He is still buried by these two other blokes. Oh, ankle lock. They're getting their asses
kicked. Crames still locked in that cage. Oh, my God. This is brutal. A-Vo is up on his
feet. He's the only one from the AWF that is. I would give you guys the pleasure of seeing
Mr. Backyard on TV again, but it doesn't look like they need me out here. Here we go, head
scissors. Oh, gee, see that boots of the head. Your team, Blake. I feel sorry for Hell Raiser.
He looked bad enough before the boot. Oh, there we go to A-Vo. Ladies and gentlemen,
the Blake de Maer Mitchell. You just seen extremists. And there's the Squidge buried
alive. AWF. I'm out of here. I'm going to celebrate. See you later, Blake. And our monster,
Crame, is still in there. I can see him. Someone's in the way. I can see him. He's in there.
Oh, Deftify. Thank you, Crame. Deftify, let's head to the A-Vo. There's Crame right there.
He's still in there. I'm going to lay him out now. Oh, the Squidge is out. His arm's
out. What will happen at the next show?
All right, so Chris the Voice's Uncle here for this pay-per-view. Maximum, maximum
carnage. That's what it's called. Well, actually, that would be Sia. I don't know how long
it's going to take. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
The A-Vo. I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's
...and destroy every animal.
Once and for all...
Oh, what the hell?
Oh, please.
Help me, this came in.
Please, help me.
Exit OU team.
Come on.
Get the hell up there.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Get up.
Come on.
Come on.
See you after the first match.
Sorry about that, Blake the man made sure XAW comments had a journey right here.
With the owner of AWF that's here.
I'd be proud of that.
Those dogs from the music cart.
Cut the music.
Cut it.
Cut it, god damn you.
AWF staff is hopeless, they don't even have the cut music.
Hey, I'm out of there.
XAW cannot kill what is already dead.
That's not a good thing.
They may have buried my body, but they have never buried my spirit.
Hear that?
Now I will announce that the AWF will join in a tremendous army.
They will crush the XAW force.
What the hell?
We're going to stomp the XAW straight out of business.
Hear that?
So tonight there's going to be some changes.
What is that?
The AWF tag team champions will defend their belt against the new tag team.
I don't care, if they're new they're obviously going to be crushed.
Blade and Sinner.
What the hell, that son of a bitch.
What?
Son of a bitch.
What?
Blade.
It's Blade and Sinner.
He's never had the XBA ladies and gentlemen.
He is huge.
Extreme Bazaar Assault.
I thought he was...
I thought I thought...
This is Sinner ladies and gentlemen.
He's also a newcomer to the Adelaide Wrestling Syndicate.
We're at wrestle.
Blade, he's not even here.
Clown face.
Blade is over in Melbourne doing a promotion for the AWS.
He won't be here tonight.
See, your arena doesn't even bring in true facts to start.
Blade, I know you're back there.
So come out.
He's not back there, clowny.
Come out.
What the hell is this?
We have Sinner, the huge...
I see you've got a fake Blade here.
This is no stunt, guys.
This is pathetic.
You guys have a fake Blade.
I won't be too sure of that.
Oh, my God, there he is.
There he is.
He proved you wrong, Blake.
This is bullshit.
No, it's not.
This is real.
That's what it is.
You must have found another six-foot red-headed bastard.
Yeah, there's no one like him.
This is no way.
This is Blade.
He's one and only.
What the...
These are no fakes.
This is the real Blade and the real Sinner.
How do you like this?
Oh, here comes...
Here's the truth, Harry.
Blow your ass, man.
Oh, I was a too big man to see.
Here we go.
Get the entrance.
Oh, all right.
Here we go.
These are true tag team champions.
You've got AWS's and XAW's very own Jamie Drover.
And the one and only...
The owner and proud promoter of XAW.
I'm pretty sure these two new dudes
have done that in wrestling for a while,
except for Blade.
But I think they can put these guys to school,
try it out, see what they do.
I'm saying Sinner and Blade, for us to help.
There ain't no match for these two guys.
No chance at all.
I mean, they're big six-footers.
But there's no way they're gonna get it out here.
Let's see if your boys can talk and they can walk too.
See, look at that.
He's got him in the hammer.
Hammer.
What the hell is gonna happen here?
He's got him in there.
What the hell, you're wrestling with a bachelor.
Oh.
Oh.
Please, you might get straight into the lap.
Out into...
Oh, on the neck.
That is not so very good.
Streamers, here comes Thug.
He's got punches to the head.
Locks up, waist lock.
No more.
In a way.
Here goes Thug.
He's just holding him there.
He reverses into the headlock.
Sheesh.
Oh, western leg sweep.
Headlock, western leg sweep.
Here comes Blade.
Here comes Blade.
Oh, punches, stomps.
Punches into the head.
Kill Blade.
If you guys fight HGW and AWS, you'd know we have one hell of a rivalry.
He was taken.
Jamie, oh, he's taken on both of them.
No, I drive him.
Oh, they're doing it.
Oh, they're stuck.
Not the red right out of his hair.
Swish him, throws him down.
Oh, give a hard whip, rush to the neck.
Oh, a splash.
Here comes a pin.
He's got a couple of whines.
Two.
Two count.
Oh, red.
No Blade.
He's...
Look at DDT.
Oh, he implanted DDT.
Rans the neck.
Jamie's harbored those punches.
He went let up.
Gone for another snap out.
Oh, snap out.
Take down from the stand.
Oh, snap out.
Oh, snap out.
Oh, snap out.
Oh, snap out.
Oh, snap out.
Oh, snap out.
Oh, snap out.
Oh, snap out.
Oh, snap out.
Oh, snap out.
And from the standing position.
Oh, stomping on him.
He's coming for a tag.
Letting drop.
Oh.
Across the throat.
Just the tag to center.
Oh, it's...
From the XBA.
Oh, there.
Jamie, he's getting...
Super.
It's going across the ring.
It's coming for a tag.
He's tagging...
Tags in the thug.
Oh, close line.
Close line.
Shoot his close line.
You see that?
Your boy went down faster than...
Add a couple.
Oh, a hit.
Oh, a hit.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
I don't care. He can come back. He's a big boy.
That's your fall dog.
Yeah, no matter how big Doug is,
DDT cleans him up greatly by drover.
He's going up to the top.
DDT again.
More stomps.
Ankle lock.
Ankle lock. He could tap out here.
Come on, boy.
Can he reach the tag?
He gets the tag.
Yes, he gets the tag in.
Jamie, get in there and help him for Christ's sake.
It's still nothing. They're just getting stomped.
This is not wrestling. This is ridiculous.
Completely ridiculous.
That's it.
Drover keeps reversing the slip.
He flicks.
Hunt that ring.
Slug's trying to bust.
He's gone for a tag.
That was a cheap shot. What the hell?
That was a cheap shot.
Son of a bitch.
XAW played dirty.
XAW played dirty.
We have to do as well.
Straight on his knee.
Oh my God.
This is good. Just wear extreme.
That's a bad start.
Stay to the left.
He could be out for a while.
Oh.
3D factor.
That's what hell's in there.
He's out.
Blade is out.
Boston Crab and the...
What the hell's he going for? Looks like a bit of a cross-face in a way.
Armbar could be.
Will he step out?
He's down. He can barely...
No, he is.
He's down and out from that baseball bat shot because we're extreme.
What the hell? He's got the bat.
He takes stunts to score.
He's out on the floor.
This should be called DQ.
That's why we're used to being...
It's all legal.
I've seen the bat in any one of our hands.
I've seen the bat in Stinner's hands.
I'm sure you'll see that.
Stunner.
See the next snap back on that.
It should be DQ.
It should have been over a while ago.
He used the bat.
What the hell is he doing here?
DQ. What does he keep going for?
He justicts a free way, for good.
Splashing!
He's got the pin on the blade.
Two, three...
Oh, Stinner couldn't jump in on time!
BMW get a chip!
We won with DQ either.
It's all good we got the pen as alling.
That last stroke was always a mistake.
Two years earlier...
Gaaaaan!!
That's a mistake.
Congrats, He's the1000th bat!
Stinner used the baseball bat today.
Maybe that's why DQ continued to absorb the bat.
out. It's Simon Mcmuffin here. Here we are at Maximum Garnage 2001. Who's this? It's
Jamie Drover. Jamie Drover the reigning multicultural champion here. The match is a DQ no weapons.
He calls himself the flying freak Drover. Jamie the flying freak Drover. This is for
MC Belt. It's a no weapons match. Yep. You can use no weapons. Yes. And we're waiting
for his opponent here. Maximum Garnage is sponsored by Funyuns. I don't have a clue
what Funyuns are. Oh it's a nice crispy rice onion flavored snack. Yes. Most of our wrestlers
here enjoy it. Here comes Hellraiser. It's been stucked up high in the front. Okay you
can shut up now. I don't care what Funyuns are. You better care they're paying us. Okay.
They're sponsors. Here comes Hellraiser when he decides to come out. Hellraiser calls himself
the Hellraiser and you can see why he doesn't. Here he comes the big seven footer. Yes here
comes Hellraiser the hairdresser's nightmare. And the face paint person's nightmare as
well. He's not as big as the two people we just had in the ring before the Sinner and
Blade but he is a seven footer. I wonder how XAW managed to pull off the winner against
two huge monsters of man. With two short little men. Yeah. Unbelievable. Yeah. Here we go.
What's he got? Oh it's a. What's he got it into? Rock bottom. Hellraiser right on his
head. Hellraiser inside out. But he kicks straight back up. Oh on the ground. Hellraiser
is down. He rolls over. Oh ankle lock. At ringside ankle lock. Oh he kicks him in the
ankle. With these kind of rolls you can make your opponent submit. Oh snap man. And the
Hellraiser since this is for the um Hessey belt Hellraiser's got his chance to become
the first ever five time multicultural champion. Isn't it a six time? No he's won it four
times during the 24 seven. Yeah. Here we go. Oh hit to the stomach. What's he on for here?
Suplex. The flying freak just. Suplexed him over the ring. He's kicking him. Oh clothesline.
Down to the mat. That'll knock some of the face pain off. Oh he kicks him in the butt.
Like a flat. What's he going for here? Oh reversal. He was going for a powerbomb. A
back body drop there. And now Hellraiser is getting. Jamie Drover gets knocked down.
A nice a dangerous. Clothesline. Clothesline there. Hellraiser's. Straight to hell's bedroom
in hell. Super kick. Oh he just laid out. Hellraiser wants to become five time MC champion.
What's he going to do here? Oh scorpion deadlock. Or a sharp shooter. Whatever you like to call
it. Oh he's got him. Oh he's got him in the lock. He's not tapping he's reaching. He's
trying to pull himself out of it. Oh he gets out of it. He kicks him in the knee. Working
on the big man's knee. Oh hip tosses him. A form of hip toss. Oh in the stomach. Here
we go. They're working outside the ring. Oh a famouser. A sword. Jamie's talking some
shit to Hellraiser. What's he going for here? Head scissors. Oh beautiful take down. Here
we go. He's picking him up. Setting him up for something. Yep. Hellraiser doesn't want
to cooperate here. Oh what's this? That's the. Oh pedigree. Sit down pedigree. I think
he calls out the wham bam thank you man. One two three. That's over. The winner and still
MC champ. Jamie the flying freak drover. He's looking for his belt. He kicks him a few times.
Oh straight into the letter. Hellraiser just leave him alone. Missed his chance this time.
Will he ever become five time champ again? Hey it's Simon McMappin here. And Jamie drover.
We're commentating this match. It should be a great match. It's a two on one I believe.
With XA AWF. Sinner and Blade. Yep. Versus XAWF's Deftify the legend. AWF owner Dar Squidge
bring this guy here. Look at him he's a monster. To defeat XAWF. It's not gonna happen. Only
because they cheated. We have not cheated. And you know Simon you're just a wuss. And
here we have this tall also freak Blade. Yes Blade. Another of the Squidge's expensive
assets. We just call them their minions. Minions assets. Look at them. How will Deftify survive
against these two guys? They're huge. They're the two biggest wrestlers in the AWF and XAWF.
Now it's like Deftify. Yes we're waiting for the arrival of Deftify. He's so named because
he can Deftify. Here comes Deftify. Oh where is he? Oh there he is. Oh Deftify just smacks
Blade and Snuff. Yep both men are down with chair shots. That's a steel chair folks. No
no that's fake. Punches. Punches. Look Deftify's just killing these two. He's got him in a
hammer lock to back drop. How will Deftify last this long? Before he gets double teamed.
And now Sinner's got the advantage now. Fisherman suplex type maneuver. Yep and I've been hearing
back work. Look there's Blade going for the balls again. That's an unorthodox. I mean
that's all he does. Breath control. It's called strategy. It's cool this guy likes balls.
Yep and there's also an added stipulation. It will be a guard dog match. And the guard
dogs now checking out some disturbances in the crowd. Yep. Deftify gets up. You can use
the guard dogs as weapons into each other and now Deftify has taken on both men. How
can you use a guard dog as a weapon Simon? Oh you just tell him to kill and they just
flick kill. They are unbiased unlike you. Alright hang on. I might not like XAW but
I respect him. What a reversal there to a power slam. Here comes Blade. What's he got
set up for? Deftify. Oh low blow. Face crusher. And Blade is down. Oh what a spear. My god
what a spear. He looks like he's broken him in half. Stomps there. Deftify is down. He
looks hurt. And now both men are just double teaming one guy. My god a double choke slam.
A double choke slam. Here we go. What a sadistic thing. See the impact as he bounced off the
mat. Head first. He is down. And it's gone for an arm bar here. And a reverse ankle lock.
And a double submission here. Is he going to tap? No he punches. Knocks him down. Knocks
Stav. We got Sinner down. I'm sorry I have a short memory. And the guard dog is just
patrolling. Fame arse over there. What's Blade got in hand? Oh Blade punched. Push attack.
Great move. Blade gets back what he deserves. A nice kick to the balls. One. Broken up by
Sinner. Sinner picks up Deftify. Kicks him. What's he got in mind for him here? DDT. Deftify
looks hurt. How can he take this? Oh no. What's this? See what happens. XAW is going to cheat.
Now here comes Blake Mitchell. Blake the man Mitchell. XAW's commissioner. Blade's got
a steel chair. He's about to knock someone out. He taps and blocks. Don't look. No. Steel
chair into the face of... Van Damminator. Yeah a Van Damminator. What's that Deftify?
What's he going for? Looks like he's setting him up for. You knew what's coming ladies
and gentlemen. It's going to be the Death Wish. The Death Wish. And look at that Blade. What
a pathetic person. One. Two. Three. Deftify. XAW once again win Deftify. With controversial
circumstances. With Blake the man Mitchell giving him a great assist. And both men are
out cold. See. Damn them. Damn XAW. Are the best. AWF are dead. Just because I just want
to ask you one question. What is it? Who's winning the main event tonight? To tell you
truth I don't know. But I have a feeling it's going to be the AWF. We will reign triumphant
once and for all. And Salman McMaffin here again. And Jamie Drover once again. Yes.
That giant monster. He looks pissed after losing the last match. The last witch's hired
bug. Talk him out. Where is he? I've no idea. But he's probably planning something great.
And we still have a guard dog here walking around. Yep. Doing as guard dogs do. Guarding
a tree. Next ricks. Blake the man Mitchell. The XAW commissioner. Yep. XAW commissioner
here with a bottle and a steel chair. Both very good weapons in this hardcore contest.
He's about to say something. He's asked for the music to be cut. Everybody knows who I
am. I am Blake the man Mitchell. Basically definition Mr. Backyard. Not a shadow of
a doubt. Everyone knows this dude is backyard. Well hell. He ain't nothing compared to me.
He's been backyard in a couple of months. I've been backyard for five years. Now the
thing is I come out and sort of assisted the death of a fighter who went his match just
before in this fellow and another fellow. Sort of cost him the match in the Pager of
Bits pest. You want a match? Just so happens to be. I'm the king of hardcore, hardcore
icon, whether Squid likes it or not, or the AWF. But the thing is you want hardcore, I
just want you to remember one thing. I'm not mean, I'm just extreme. Looks like the match
is about to start. And now the match has begun. Cine with a bat in his hand. Yes the silent
bell has just rung and Cine is already getting on to work on the hardcore icon as he calls
himself. There's guard dogs there. Taking one in the back. Yes. Shoving the steel bat
into Blake's face. Straight into his midsection. A crate. Oh he felt that. And now Cine is
setting him up. Face crush a bulldog. Face crush a bulldog. And Cine is clearly dominant
in this match. And now the tide is turning with Blake Mitchell, a super kick to Cine's
face. And now a suplex. Monster suplex there from the XAW commissioner. Once again, show
everybody. One, two, kick out by Cine. One, two, kick out again by Cine. And now Blake
is getting sorely pissed. A steel chair into the face of Cine. Blake taunting this giant
monster. And now another steel chair into Cine's face. And now onto his arm, his back,
his thigh. Blake has just taken this guy apart. What can you expect? He's a rookie where Blake
and Mitchell. And a DDT onto the steel chair. Elbow drop there. Leg drop into the chair
onto Cine. And it sounds like to be very painful. Now we've got the steel bat. Clocks the Cine.
Clocks him again. And this time he's going for a punch to the gut. Another punch. Another
punch. And now Cine is tiding to turn. And now Blake. And now into a Boston crab there.
Would the man tap? And now is Blake Mitchell going to tap out? And now with that Cine there,
bouncing across Blake Mitchell's head. And now a face crusher. X factor. Super X. Oh,
monster Ciblix. And now Cine's got the weapon in hand. Oh, leg drop there. That was a high
risk maneuver. A leg drop with the weapon from the top rope. And both men are out of
it. That weapon is broken in half. One, two. Oh no, Death Defy is coming out. What's he
doing? He's attacking the Cine. No. Why is this happening? Damn XAW. Damn him. No, he's
going for his Death Wish. Oh my god. He hits the Death Wish. Who's coming out? Who's this?
It's the Stash Man. It's the Stash Man. With a huge Stash line. A Stash line. Kick. And
now? Stash Bomb. A Stash Bomb. Blake just looks confused. Now what's happening? Stunner.
He's going up the top of the ladder. Five star there. One, two. Broken up by Death Defy.
Damn it. Spear by Death Defy. Cinder's down. Blake just looks plain confused. And now Blake's
on top rope. Five star there. One, two, three. The winner, Blake. The man, Mitchell. He's
just a little confused there. This is from AWF's Stash Man. I mean, I hate that guy.
Blake the man, Mitchell. Joining here in commentary. And swinging Jimmy Silver. Can you believe
that bullshit that just went down last match? Oh, that's crazy. What the hell is this dick
doing out here? Well, that's crazy. This is crazy. Man, if I was his mother, I would have
put him back in. No music, no nothing. Tip for AWF doesn't deserve it. He doesn't have
music this time. They didn't even stop cutting his music last time. What the hell is this
dickhead one? It's nothing worse than having two AWF superstars in the one ring at the same
time. Oh, that's shocking. Yeah, there is actually. It's great. And I can't say four
other because I haven't got any more. Josh Wick, he couldn't be here. Oh, very unfortunate.
He could have been the next every-way champion at AWF. Could have. Could have. Wasn't. Here
comes the bad. Oh, sorry. Hellraiser. Hellraiser. No, you were right the first time. Yeah, I
think I was. What was that? I'm sorry, man. We won't get any more of you. Oh, I can't
enough of him. First of all, he's paid. See Hellraiser try bum squidge early this evening.
He's a westerner. Not extremely. From one and only. Fuck. He's a bit of a thug, I reckon.
He is a bit of a thug. He's a bit of a dud. Did I say a dud? Yeah. I'll give you that
one anyway. Squidge is going to muck. Take his money. I don't think he has. He does now.
Who do you think he is? Scorpion or something? Here we go. Like the true owner of a true
federation. I would say he was the second best owner in backyard. Maybe he was first
of course. So, I take it the match is going to get underway pretty soon. That's how I
take it. It's already been a while. What the hell has Squidge got the mic for? This is
a 10 minute Ironman match. The first one to get the most pinfalls or submissions wins.
With this dickhead as a referee. This is bullshit. We have a referee that knows how to count.
Class 2. That's a good one because we know that thug will get a lot more than two pinfalls.
Hellraiser backing off like a little bitch. Step away WF. Kick to the mid section. Grapple.
Knee to the gut. Waist lock. Reverses the waist lock into another waist lock. Here we
go. That was an addiction. One hell of a move by a thug. He's cleaning him up. Pin him already.
It's only been the first 20 odd seconds. Oh, sweep to the head. In the head with that side.
That is DQ referee. Do you know the rules of the Ironman? There we go. Kick to the face.
All off the ladder. Scissor kick. That was brutal. No it wasn't. It was a piece of shit.
He picks up thug. Snap mows him down. Well that's one hell of an extreme move. He can
win matches with moves like that. Yes you can. In the DQ referee. Oh, implant a DDT.
One, two, three. Oh my god. Did you see that? He can count. He made an instant replay. Not
only can he count, he made the three count. For thug. One fall for thug. And he knows
how to pronounce the name of thug. No really, he said fug. Fug. Yeah, fug. At least he
got the one fall part right. Here we go. Watch this. Holy shit. Hellraiser's new move call.
I can't pick up moves. Here we go for the pen for one and a two and the shoulders up
by Thuggery. Thuggery of course coming from club buggery. From Queensland. And hellraiser
coming from the Mars. Bar. Where his dad has a job. His hair is done by the squidge. That's
why it's so shit. Here we go. Is that a bat? No that's a sunset flip. One, two, three.
You son of a bitch. His shoulders are up you dickhead. Well, oh my god he's doing good
with the counting. He made it past two. He may have passed year three with that counting.
I doubt it. He's got the bat. Oh, oh, slug. Straight to the face. I meant slug. A slug
by Thug. He might give him a hug. Hellraiser would. If Thug gives him a tug. Just leaves
a chair on his back. Oh hell pen in the back of his head. That's a squidge move there.
That was a squidge move. Sorry about that. I had to clear my throat. Is he launching
him? He's launched him. Right into the brick wall. Slash door. Slash window. Slash owl.
Slash. Dot com dot au. Slash. Lots of money to my mom. Dot com. Keeps you in the midsection.
What the hell's he going for now? Cross body. Broil. Red jocks. Can you imagine? Two balls
for Thug. One for Hellraiser. Can you imagine that coming tumbling down on you? So we've
got two balls for Thug. One for for Handraiser and red jocks for Thug. He does sound like
a bit of a handraiser. Here we go. He grabbed their trunks referee. Did you see that? It
was a suplex. Yes but he still grabbed their trunks. How long has this match been going
for? Three minutes and forty seconds. He must have someone like backstage throwing it to
him. Almost four minutes with three pinfalls. Is it three? I don't know. I lost count.
Hey Luigi. Okay. Kick to the midsection. Now Hellraiser seems to have a problem with falling
over. Hellraiser. Now if he can overcome this problem he just might be able to win this
match. Hellraiser should change his name to Hell Crab. Scoopslam. That was a massive
Scoopslam by Thug. What was this? He's rolling over for the pin. Two. Three. He's done it
again that sly little prick. Two falls each. No mate. G-A-W-F blokes play to some of that.
I got mixed up with your mum. She's used to that. I don't know what he's doing. I think
he's trying to pass out. Actually my mum is used to that. And your dad goes after her.
Here we go. Thug standing in the days. Hellraiser. Oh my god. Ref. DQ. Hello. DQ stands for? Squids
Anthony. Anthony. Punch to the face. This is brutal stuff. I know why they call this an
Iron Man match and I know why Squidge made it an Iron Man match. Because he checks out
Iron Man. It has to be. But these two don't look much like Iron Man. No they don't. Now
Thug was put in this match as a replacement for Iron Man Trevor Hendy. Yeah and Hellraiser
was put in as Reese Drew. I don't know who the hell that is. Well watch Iron Man. I'm
not a reach. I'm not Squidge. I don't check out those guys. Off him. Here we go. What's
he got for you Power Bomb? He's reversing. No he's got him. He's Power Bombing down.
To that safety outside. With someone stolen I don't know who. No there was not much safety
in that Power Bomb. Here we go. One, two, three. That's three to Thug. Three to four to five.
Too close to Hellraiser. Yes he can count. Just forget Hellcraps name. Hey they'll be
off him in. They just can't win. There's no way Howie that Hellcrapper can come back
in this. What's the time? Wait a minute he's got the chair. It's three to two. Thug's way.
And the time limit is like I don't know. Whoa. Squidge trying to get physical. Having a bitch
fight. He just threw his chair at him. Cleaned up cleanly. Shades of dust. Squidge throwing
crates across the ring. There and hitting him with the chair that Stashman did at GZ2.
Speaking of Stashman I can't believe that son of a bitch covered his beard into my last
match. He cleaned up the death of Platt. Let's not knock the man. He's lucky. He is an Australian
hero after all. Australian hero? Maybe him being a wanker. Wait a minute. Hellraiser.
He's up on this trampoline. The complete decades Olympics. Here we go. Frog splash to nowhere.
Don't touch his butt Squidge. Get the hands away from that lower region. What's the time
limit ref? Six minutes. Thank you. And what is it? It's three to two. Four minutes remaining.
How long does this match go for anyway? Ten minutes. Iron Man match. That's a real big
match. One, two. Rosy him up. Now it's three oh. Three oh. He is getting good with his
counting. He's up to six. He could get into university with skills like five seconds.
Maybe the squid school of university. Makes his own. Just so I can get him. Snap him out
of the down. Here we go. Punches to the face. Now what the hell is he going? Will the big
man fly? He's not tall. He's just big. That's right. And he's thug. Here he goes. Here
he goes. Here he goes. What the hell. The Swanton. Swanton bomb. Mother biggie. Here
he goes for the pin. One, two. What was that? A three count. Son of a whore. Four balls.
He is lucky that it was thug that did the pin. He counted slow enough. What's thug going
to do here? He's got the chair. Anything could happen here. He throws it to him. Oh. He threw
it to shen. He could break that hundred dollar chair there. How does AWF keep up with the
budget? It's the XAW chairs there. They're around here. That's four oh. I never heard
this much get made into an OTQ iron man. He looks at the time. They're fighting out on
the grass. Chops to the chest. The dog's running around. He's like I'm going to bite you. More
chops to the chest by Hellcrap. No where are they going? Why are they walking around like
this in the sun? Yeah. Man we need a golf cart walking around this distance. Well that's
crazy. That's crazy. This is one hell of a match. Thug is going to pick up the victory
without a shadow of a doubt. Because he is the most extremist man. We're looking for
about 30 seconds. Someone's phone's going off. Can the crowd please turn the phones off
during the competition? We would appreciate that. He's got the bat. How long's left in
this match ref? Hellcrap. He falls through the ladder. How long's left in this match?
Oh my god. Jesus Christ. He's beating the hell out of that ladder. And his ankle. Stop
time. Stop time? What are you on your crazy for? Ten minutes is over. Of course not you
complete dinkhead. You both have four falls each. We eye call for sudden death. The first
one who gets a submission wins the match. A submission? What sort of bullshit are we
talking about? Submissions are gay. Someone in this ring needs a breath mint and a fucking
dick. How you doing about the squids there? No comment. I have no idea. Unless the squidge's
anus has a different name. Why would you be smelling that smell? That would just kill
you. Here we go. We're going in close here. Birds after you. His head hit that baseball
bat. I don't know if we got it on camera but his head hit the baseball bat. We didn't get
to see that one. Hellraiser death lock. Oh his face is on that bat. Squidge is in the
way. Hellraiser is the winner. Bitches out and get submitted. Look at these two fags
having a good old anal sex. Pushing the cameraman. Hellraiser. That's Blake. What is he doing?
The music man is stuffed up. It's Christopher Dunham again. And Chris Palsworth. I don't
know. Is the squidge coming out here? Yeah what does the squidge want? He always wants
something. Yep. Money, food, you know. Is that a place to sleep? So that's how he says.
Okay cut my music. Cut it! He insists. Okay. The AWF heavyweight champion Jamie Drowver
will defend his title against me and Stashman right now. So would you both come out? What
the hell? Sounds like Jamie Drowver is needed. Uh huh. I think he's got a walking problem.
Yeah he's got a walking problem. That's a problem with Squidge too. Cut the music. He
is pissed. I will add one more stipulation. Whoever, if you want to win the title you've
got to pin the champion. There it is. Eat chocolate my friends. Eat chocolate. He just
set the stipulations for this match. Let me get this right, if you want to win you have
to pin the champion. Who's champion? I don't know either. Stashman's got the new top. It
says Hey Farklum. Well he's not a comedian. Don't get that wrong. They're going to look
like two racing bulls. What's Squidge doing out here? Is this triple threat? Yeah I think
it is. I think it is too. He goes oh I missed the front kick. He landed high on the floor.
He's out. Oh. What's he got? Stashman. He has to be ready for a while. He makes his
first appearance. He smashes death defier. Stashman's got the chair. Oh they connect.
He drops the bat. Bad mistake. Turn around Stash. Oh in the face. Jamie Drowver with
the big boot to the face. Oh in the face. I've seen that connection. He did it not.
If he had a whip I'd be able to show that to you again. Suplex. Jamie Drowver with
the punch to the stomach. Diving headbutt. Connects to Stash's headbutt. Head. Now he
got the crate. Oh in the head. Smacks him right in the head. Out with the leg. Oh he's
a crane. In his head. He's a crazy bastard. He's taking that headbutt. Drop kick. Drop
kick. In the face. In the face. Was that a good drop kick or what? That was a sick drop
kick. I'm going to think. I'm going to congess right in the mouth. He put our owner, NF owner
on his arse. XOW know how to fly. I'm not saying anything but I just died the way. Stashman
now with that bat. He's ankle locking. Oh in the gut. Smacks him in the gut with that bat.
He would have broke a few ribs. Dragging him back to the ring. Oh he's got off with a face
crusher but I know he just kept dragging him. Stashman now going up the ladder. He goes
up the ladder. What the hell is he doing? He's got four knees. Whoa 180. One. Two.
180. Splash. Squidge with that chair. He's used to stuff going up there. Smacks him in
the back. He's sticking his finger up. Oh in the gut. Squidge is having no good luck today.
Oh in the legs. In the legs. It was like a twisting fisherman style. Stashman is not
doing anything which he's good at. Oh did you see that? If you see that he ducked. What
a smart move by Squidge. He asked Stashman. Stashman fully wildly misses there and he
gets to connect nothing but the chair and the floor. He's on the head. Oh what a choke
slam by. Great choke slam. He's now going up the ladder. What's Stashman doing? He's
going up. Leg drop. Leg drop. What's Stashman doing? Doing nothing. He's holding his head.
Oh he punched him in the head. He connected hard with that punch. Stashman is going up
top. He's up on the top turnbuckle now. He's doing those moves again. Oh I miss him. Does
he ever learn? He does not learn those moves very much. He missed the cross body. Across
the back. Stashman is running somewhere. Stammer across the wing. Into the trapping hole. Boots
to the stomach. Boots to the ribs. Boots again. What the hell. Jamie is taking control this
much. Squidge doesn't get much into it. Punch him just to the stomach. Running. Lariat.
He's Stashed to his world. He comes up. Kicks it to the gut. He's set him up. What the hell.
Oh no. Tombstone. Tombstone. Tombstone. Tombstone. Piledriver. I see the warning sign. One,
two. He pushes him up. Squidge doesn't know what to do. Stashman stops the count there.
He's running like a, I hate to say it, but a girl. He's running and scared. He's running
like a little bitch. What the hell. Full Nelson. Swap. Oh. Into the, oh that thing is not,
it's not, oh. I don't know what to say about that. That would just hurt your coccyx. Wonder
why Squidge is running like a bitch. He's sick and scared. He's got him in a headlock.
He's coming back again. Swing around. I think he took after his mum. Oh. Neck breaker. He
broke Stashman's neck. Squidge is getting stomped. Face first on that turnbuckle. I
think it's just for heavyweight title. Unless you're, because Stashman, oh. What the hell.
Oh. He's got death to fight and come back and get some payback. He's got the bat. Oh.
What's that? It's Jamie's finisher. I think it's called where band. Thank you man. He's
going up. He's going to get some payback. Oh no. He's dragging it forward. Stashman.
He jumped in on death to fight. Death to fight at the top. Death to fight has got to get
him. Oh. He's holding him down. XAW. Working out the tent. Swanton bomb. That's a sickly
psychotic huge Swanton bomb. Oh. Once a Stashman. He's holding him up. Oh. Big boots in the
face. He's trying to get off the top. Stashman is up. He's fighting back. Oh. He stomps on
him. He's out of the way. Oh. He still gets a headbutt in there. He's going up tall. Oh
no. Got him on his shoulders. What the hell is he doing? What the hell. Oh. Aren't they
XAW? What the hell. They're XAW and they're, oh. What the hell. Oh. Spinning. Oh. What
the hell is this? Snap there. Death to fight now with that weapon. Smacks him in the head.
Stashman doing nothing. He's not going up top. Up top rope. Up top of the trampoline.
He's getting listed up by death to fight. Oh. Over here with the bat. General Jarvis
with the bat. Oh. Knees. What the hell. Back of the ring. What the twigs there. Oh. That's
what Stashman did to Squidge at GZ2 if you remember. But now he's got it back. He knows
what it feels like now. Oh. Hip toss. Hip toss. Jamie's climbing up. He's climbing up
on top of two crates. Oh. Splash. Gets the pin. Oh. I slashed him in the head. He clocks
him on a good one. In the head. Oh. In the ladder. Stash person's on a ladder. Oh. He
punches him. Oh. Hard punches. You can hear the slap. Oh. He shoves him back. They're
now pushing each other. Oh. The L's got for low blow there. I don't know if that caught
him. He's got a chair. What the hell is Squidge doing? Oh. In the head. He welts setting up
the chair but I think he changed his mind. I think he did. See what's happening over
here. Oh. Punches. Oh. That was a double unhook. Buster style. What the hell. He's finally
setting him up for something. Oh. What's he doing here? Oh. No. Don't be stupid Squidge.
You have a company to run. Don't be doing stupid things like this. What's he going for?
What the hell is he doing? Oh my god. Oh. Slaps the chair. It's his chest. He's holding
his knee. He's holding his knee. He's got. It might be broken. Here he goes. Oh. Squidge
just showed XAW. He's extreme. He goes oh. In the head. Knee to the head. In the leg.
Jamie's out. Jamie Jova is out. Stash man. Stash man lifts him up. Oh. What's left of
Jamie anyway. He's throwing him off. He throws him off. He is finished. What the hell is
Stash man doing? He's saying what the hell. Squidge can. Oh. What the hell. Squidge. What
impact on that hip. That was a huge impact. He sees his body bounce off the mat. I was
going to say. Oh. Punches all around. What the hell. Oh. Onto the spine. Onto the lower
back. Oh that. That would hurt. Having a knee wedged onto your spine. Oh it's a Stash bomb.
Stash bomb. Oh. He comes over. He's dragging him off the mat. Oh what the hell is he doing?
Oh. Move some Stash onto his neck. He sees his neck getting crunched back on the pressure.
He ducks that. Oh. Squidge. What the hell is he doing? He's going for his. Oh. Steeper
hold. Steeper hold. He's opening up. Oh. Oh. It's ribs already been sore. And he comes
rock bottom. Oh. Squidge is out. Oh he's going for. Oh. Tracbomb. Stash is being controlled
this much so far. What the hell. He's going up. That one Eddie. One. Two. Three. Oh he
doesn't get to it Tom. Jamie. Jamie couldn't select the pins. Stash. Stash wins. He pins.
Oh he pins. Squidge he wins. He stops the leg. Did he pin Jamie driver so he doesn't
get the belt? What's that for MC? No the heavy. The heavy weight. That's stupid by Stash.
It's by his own pins. Oh. Oh his leg. Oh double foot stomp. Oh with the back. That's not
going to work on him. He's not going to be able to walk up to this. Oh. Oh. Hit the leg.
They're doing a lot of work on that knee. That is going to be. He's going to break that
knee. He's going to break that knee. What the hell is happening? We have Slug and XAW
to say that is easier. Oh better name him as Slug. Blaketon and Mitchell the commissioner.
One way he's doing it. And Death of Fire. It's just a last match. I think they've got
to do with this. Yeah I think so too. Yeah because I couldn't help myself but I was
commenting that Death of Fire got bashed by Jamie Drowver. I think we better shut up now
if someone wants to speak. I'd just like to say to Jamie Drowver congratulations on the
match. You entailed the AIDWF heavyweight belt. That's right. Controversiality means.
You're not much good. I'm not Squidge I'm someone that McCaptain. No you're a special
guest. You want something to say to me? He's coming out. There's Jamie Drowver. He's up
himself very much. What the hell. No. He gets attacked by. Damn XAW. We don't care as long
as they break up. Why are they attacking him? The attack is led up by Slug. What the hell.
They're doing a vicious addiction. That's a five star. The Blaketon man Mitchell with
the five star finisher. He drags him over. What the hell. It's a death wish. Is that
what he gets for winning the title or what? What the hell. The attack is led up by Slug.
Death of Fire got bashed. What the hell. If they can give us some answers we would understand
why. Why the hell are they doing this. Why are they doing this. We do not get. Stop it
please. That's a human being. What the hell. Why are you doing this. We need answers. This
is horrible. Oh no. What the hell. I'm one rank in Toronto. I crossed that head. He's
in medical attention. Stop it. I crossed the face. I crossed the face of Jamie. His head's
rattled. His knees, his head, his body is everywhere. He's in the worst condition I've
ever seen him in AWF. What the hell. Why XAW doing this to their own family. Barbaric.
Why. Hopefully Duncan can tell us some answers. You owe us that much. What the hell. Oh my
god. That's the chase. Come on he's already half dead. Leave him now. Come on we want
answers now. Don't just walk away. Why. He just gets polled. He kept the chance. Hopefully
we can find out why but Jamie he's left in a bad way. What's going on.
He's got to go to stick me in
up.
Absolutely he's being
attacked.
Here we are, it's a 30 second gauntlet, every 30 seconds someone comes in and two of them
are eliminated, until there's one man left. The first man is the sinner, he's waiting
for his opponent to come in, and here we go, here comes the next person, and after this
person there will be a 30 second time, then someone else will come in, in 30 seconds,
etc etc, the whole locker room is empty. We're waiting, he's just warming up, here we go,
this is Stash Man, here he is, waiting for him to come out with his new music, here he
comes, he has a sore knee from when Squidge and Jamie Drowver attacked him, he's in silence
preparing for this match, there we go, he's walking towards the ring, he throws a t-shirt
out the way, these two should be fighting, it's a gauntlet match, every 30 seconds someone
comes in, why aren't these two fighting? There you go, they're talking, Stash Man and Sinner
are getting along together here, what's up with that? Ok, what's going on there, they
two seem to be friends, they're waiting for someone to come out, that's 20 seconds, we've
got 10 seconds left, ok someone should be coming out in about now, we're just waiting
upon the person, them two seem to be ready to attack someone, they're getting impatient,
there we go, here comes someone, it's Horeza, he's had brutal matches here tonight, he's
been, he beat Thug in an Ironman match, remarkable match that was, that was what, a pin every
minute until the end which came down to submission, Thug just couldn't take it from Hellraiser
anymore, he's so brutal, Thug is the man but he just couldn't take it, here comes the big
man, he's a bit sore, face paint's washed off a bit but he's not scared of these two,
here we go, him and Stash Man get it started off, oh he throws him into the ring, oh he
hits him in the arm, these two are working on him, Stash Man and the Sinner on Hellraiser,
Stash Man's knee seems to be bothering him from the attack, here we go, what's he going
for here, DDT, five seconds, four seconds, three seconds, two seconds, here comes someone
else, it's Blade, he'll stand in the ring while he's coming out, here goes Stash Man
up on the trampoline, the Sinner's set up, Hellraiser, oh a form of a leg drop, here
we go, five star, for the pin, no, here he goes for the pin, one, two, three, he's out,
oh he attacks Blade, Hellraiser's out, now it's Blade onto these two huge men, what's
he going for here, not on the grass, no, oh that was devastating, I'm going for a drink,
would you like one, no I'm cool, oh in the head, well I shot Christopher, he put out
Hellraiser, he was in a hell of a match before and Sinner has been fighting all night, he's
got a sore endurance, he can go, what the hell, double team, double team, he's hurting
bad, what the hell's going on, he's starting to go now, Blade gets his feet, oh he's falling
back, he's a big man, he evens up with this Sinner, huge man, what's going on, he's going
up top, he's doing one of his, oh here comes, oh what a splash, hard impact, half body to
body, what the hell, these two men are working together, that's only two strong huge men,
the Stash Bomb working together, what the hell he's doing, oh what a splash, oh a splash
to the mat, one, two, three, oh I don't know, did he get shot up, I don't think so, he's
out, oh here he comes, oh Blake, the man Mitchell, laying out everyone, oh across the head,
Blade is out, oh Vance, what the, Vance down there, oh he missed, oh everyone takes one,
what the hell is he doing, death defies out here, oh across the chest, across the sternum,
oh there's so much chaos, I can't even see, this is maximum carnage, don't get it wrong,
oh head to head, oh in the back, back of Sinner in the head of Stash Man, he's taking him
to school, DDT, Sinner's got his chair all across the back, oh tornado DDT spins him
around, head shot, everyone is bashing someone, oh I don't know what you call that, that was
huge, he just snaps the neck over the shoulder, slams down on the butt and he just rips that
neck off, here we go, huge back drop across the neck, what the hell is Jamie doing, he's
coming back for death defy, oh no he punches, oh Stomps, punches, oh Blade he's out, Stash
Man's got something to do, he slaps him in the head, so much carnage, oh in the head,
what the hell is Stash Man doing, he's doing huge, splashed no one home, here comes Sinner
off the top, oh Blade mutual moves out the way, Blade oh he gets shot in the head, Jamie
takes a shot, here comes, oh Blade gets cut off by Jamie, what the hell's happening, oh
hip toss off the top of the ladder, Sinner's slamming with that crite, huge shots to the
guts, he's slamming that knee, Ben, oh Ben, damn it, Blade takes him out, oh Stomps on
Sinner, what the hell, he's getting him off a Boston Crown Ball or something, I don't
know, oh he's got a figure four leg lock, figure four leg lock, what the hell, everywhere,
so in the head, punches to the head, arm drag, arm drag, oh, arm drag, oh high into the mat,
he flips him onto his lower back, elbow drop, he flies, oh hits the head with that belt,
what the hell Stash, oh super kick, what the hell, oh Stash's going to probably have a
bit of a rest, Sinner's out, Stash, oh Stash's going to get bashed with that thing, oh a
scoop slam onto the hard floor, Stomps, he misses without, I don't know what happened
there, too much carnage, oh he goes up him, one, two, oh Blade's just running around aimlessly,
Joe, oh Jamie, he's going for death to fire, he's a former team member, he just made up
the squid before, Sinner, what the hell, he's going to whip him off, there's two big
men on top, what the hell, he doesn't want to go, he's going this time though, oh, he
goes, oh wham, bam, on his head, Stash man takes, oh fog splash, one, two, three, what
the hell, that's both of them, Stash man's gone, Blades gone, oh Squid's just coming
out here, he's out for Blade, oh XAW, take him on, oh no, here comes Jamie Grover, he
takes on his friend, he's bringing him over, oh a double teaming down him, they're gone,
he's gone, oh no, he's not gone yet, oh DDT, DDT onto the hard floor, Squidge just come
from the head of the match before, takes on, oh it's a wall, oh DDT, DDT onto the floor,
come on, get back to the ring, there he's at, half safe, leg drop over here, choke slam,
choke slam, huge drop kick, Blakes just dusts him so far, oh snake eyes, I crossed that
road, oh I snapped his neck back with a whip slash action, he's setting up for something,
Blakes, oh what the hell, here comes, he goes, oh no, oh a PNL's there, oh I don't know
what the hell that was, the ref wasn't looking, oh off the top of the ladder, oh, Sinner goes
one, two, three, oh yes, Sinner's gone, oh almost out, there's only Squidge left, oh
Squidge and Jamie left, XAW, these two, and look who's coming now, oh over across here,
what the hell, powerbomb, here comes the owner, the owner of XAW, two XAW members here, oh
into the head, oh they're stomping on him, they've already stomped Jamie tonight, oh
powerbomb, what a powerbomb, stomps on him, Blakes just gives him last minute actions,
oh he's going for the Squidge slam, oh that's an insult, that was an insult, what the hell,
he's clapping, he's clapping, oh he's getting punched at every angle, stuck, he's getting
taken to school a little bit there, by his former member, they just got left today, he
whips him, oh it's a ladder, he swings him out, oh what the hell, onto Matt, oh a backflip,
oh into the foot, oh he's going for the 3D, he hooked it, one, two, oh he kicks out, kicks
out, after two, he trips up, death of fire, fuck he's waiting, they've double teamed him,
and Squidge is getting stomped, Squidge is getting stomped by Blake the Mayor Mitchell,
owner, commissioner of XAW, oh he's getting bashed, everybody's just kind of jaded, stashed
around in that wind a little while ago, he has a trink slam, oh rock bottom type move,
he's going off a scoops slam, five star, onto Squidge, one, two, oh kick out after two, kick
out after two, Jamie goes up, oh he's spinning around onto his flapjack, he's picking him
up, he's trying to go five star, double suplex, into the ring, oh Squidge doesn't do much
to help, he's an XAW friend, what relationship do they have together, five star, onto Jamie,
one, oh he got the shot up straight away, he's going up, oh against a pole, against a little
back, oh Jamie's up quick and he can say oh no Jamie's up, oh that was a toss of some
sort, not much projection but still got Jamie, Jamie taking the control of the herd, death
by, oh a scoops slam, Blake the Mayor Mitchell is watching his XAW friends take it to Squidge,
he's going for a flying clothesline, oh what the hells, oh what a splash, that was a rolling
thunder there, you might not have seen it roll by, oh a knee into the head, knee into the
head again, Jamie and Squidge are getting stomped by the three, XAW, onto the arm, oh
what a Squidgeinator, oh Blake the Mayor Mitchell is walking around, XAW just annihilating the
whatever's left of XAWF, one, two, oh across the head, across the head of Jamie, he's out,
he went to pin, he's out, he's out, oh a punch to the head, punch to the head, they're fighting
back forth, death by the one who goes down, oh it's the head, he represses out, that was
bounced off the head, force splash, one, two, three, oh Blake Mitchell is out from his own
stupidity, he made, oh it's slammed to the man, death by the golden arm, well she does
best, oh he throws the chair onto him, what the hells he doing here, what the, oh my god
see that springboard action onto his leg, one, two, three, Blake's out, death by the
other, he's got four stops, oh Squidgeinator, onto Squidge, what the hells Jamie doing,
he's got four back drop, oh death by, and now gone, there's only three left, Jamie, oh
stop his thing, he changed his mind, oh a drop toe hold, oh I'm not sure about that,
what the hell is Squidge doing, pick him up, he's trying to pick him up, what the hells
he doing, this is not fair, oh actually it is fair, finally XAW are getting some of their
own, oh what the hell, he's blasting on Jamie, what the hells he doing, he just become friends
with Jamie, and now Jamie's over, what the hell, come on don't do this, what the hell,
why is he doing this, this is just stupid, what, he's going to set it straight, oh what
the hell, they're shaking hands, oh no Squidge, don't do this to me now, Squidge, oh no he's
doing this, one, two, three, he pins it, XAW, don't do that damn thing about it cause he's
with XAW, oh my god, that's the, oh no Jamie, he's had not a good night tonight, oh my god
that's bad, Squidge what the hell do you think you're doing, wake up, you're with XAW, you
almost hated him, what the hell, no, XAW have just taken the 80F owner into their arms,
that's what they meant, they're going to take over 80F, all they're going to do is just take,
he's coming back out, he's going to get beating as well, oh no, it's the carnage shot, they're
always ahead, there's carnage everywhere, oh they want to break Stash Man's knee for
good, he's going to be crippled after this, come on XAW have no remorse, they have no
mercy, XAW are extreme, they can't be wrong but this is just off the page, what the hell,
oh, of course they're doing this to Jamie as well, they're saying things, they're going
to put him out of commission, 80F are just going to be, hell with them, blade and, oh
this is just carnage, sinner, where is he, we need some help out here, Jamie is bashed
and squished, finally squished gets something to pay for, across the leg, what the hell,
what the hell, they did this now, across the leg, across the leg of Stash Man, he's going
to be able to walk after this, he's going to have a long term injury, he's that near,
he's going to be in pieces after this, they got that baseball bat, across the leg, they've
left all the bodies in a pile, in a rubble, oh, I can't believe this is happening, squished
our owner has left to join the force, that is XAW, what are they going to do now, like
the owner, Blake the commissioner, that's a flyer, one of the army, squished 80F owner
now of XAW, they have power, don't get me wrong, they have power, oh my god, what's
going to happen next day, they have no remorse, but Stash Man is getting up, he's trying to
fight back, there's too many of them, they're running like girls, they're running like
girls, oh, and the head, he still clasps him in the head, oh, it's the head, high with
that sign, squished, he's thrown up, Jamie and Blake, it's way for something, they're
throwing him up, they're trying to play him, double teaming him, Jamie, squished, all under
the head, this is maximum carnage, this is maximum treachery, squished, change sides,
oh, with that splash, he slams into everything, he puts his body on the line, he put out one
of the XAW members, he can barely walk, squished, squished, come on, we need some help out
here, we need some help out here, come on, super plexed into the ring, the thug's back
out, come on, just stop this now, across the knee, we need help out here, come on, this
is crap, oh, no, yes, here we have some help, that's not fair, he's only one out of six,
he's got a chair, come on, take him out, take those sons of bitches out, he takes, come
on, take their heads off, they deserve that, oh, it's the guts, no, come on, fight back,
oh, come on, we need help out here, oh, this is carnage, we need help, come on, what the
hell, yes, come on, Blade, we need some of the big men out here, he's got stuff in him,
he's got Blake, the man, Mitchell on the floor, he's got a chair in the head, sit us out,
what the hell is so much carnage, we can't even catch it all, this is maximum carnage,
XAW versus AWF, this is not a schedule match, they just ruck us in, all over the arena,
they think they're the winners, I can tell you, Squidge is not a winner right now, turn
his back on AWF, he's worked so hard with us, he just changes it just like that, what a
son of a bitch, oh my god, look, AWF is out, AWF is out, that is one of the most ugliest
sights I've ever seen, so is Squidge.