The problem is, he really is gonna kill ya. I'm sorry. Sunday, Trapper John winds up with more than a surprise party. And Gonto's taking no chances in Trapper John, 7.30 Sunday. Sweetheart, you know how when I get home we always talk about Mike Carlton on 2GB? Uh huh. How you tell me all the funny things Mike did. Uh, yes dear. And how it's too bad I had to miss what Mike said. Yes dear. Guess what? Now Mike Carlton's on now. Mike Carlton has moved to breakfast, weekdays 6 to 9, on the all new 2GB, News Talk 87. Am I too busy to listen now? Don't worry sweetheart, I'll tell you what Mike said when I get home. The Energizer. I could ride to this music all day. It's a good thing you brought the Energizer. The Energizer is already at its powerful best. Of all leading brands, nothing outlasts the Energizer. Nothing outsnaps it, outads, outwalks, outplays, outtakes, outshines, outdoes it. Nothing. The Energizer even outlasted Michael. The Energizer, Energize for life. Long life. Energize me. Stan, where you been? Is Lenny out there? Yeah, yeah, sure. He let me in through the kitchen. He's after two in the morning. Get down. I know. Harry, Harry, will you relax? Get me a drink. You know that Carmine hung around outside your apartment until a half an hour ago? Luckily I was too smart for him. Carmine was there? Oh, psychologically the man suffers from a horrible feeling of inadequacy. Deep down he's a troubled child. He's looking for an outlet to express. Stan, he wants to kill me. Well, he's going to have to deal with that. I'm really sorry for you. Thanks for coming. I'll be in Venezuela. Good luck with your therapy and the insurance business. I'm going to miss you, Harry. What are the plans? This is awful. Harry, here's your airline ticket. Get down, get down. Hi, I'm Stan. We've met. This is fun. I'm on the floor of a bar, Harry. This is the saddest thing that ever happened to me. Will you take it easy? You'll be back. You hear that, Harry? You'll come back. And when you do, I want that story on Bill Walton. Come on, before he starts kissing us. Stay down, stay down. Come on, he's in South America. Now I have to get some sleep. Milk. What is it, your stomach? Terrible. Yeah. I remember, Edgy, you always got when the person you were going to kill was hiding. It must be a frustrating experience. Cookies. Top shelf and don't make a mess. Get back in there. What kind of cookies does he like? Fudgies, why? I don't know. It's funny what you think about at a time like this. How are the Fudgies, Carmine? You're here. Yeah, I've been waiting for you. Good. I'll be finished soon. Take your time. My stomach's coming around. Carmine. Well, goodbye. Harry. Notice how quiet it is? Gets real quiet at night. I like it. It's very nice. Listen, Carmine, if it's your kid, I was mad. In my head, it gets real quiet. Night. I like it. It's a very nice night. Carmine, do you know that I could be in Venezuela now? So quiet. Me and my brother used to sleep in the noise. Now I can turn off the noise. You and me, Harry, are going to take a quiet walk into the night now. Don't beg. Beg? Beg, Carmine? I'm not going to beg. I have nothing in my life. You might as well end it. Okay. Carmine, do you know that I wasn't in love with Billy when you and she got married? I was, but who did she marry? You. I loved you, Carmine. And after you divorced from Billy, Carmine, do you know that I used to lie awake at night and listen to her mumble your name? Carmine, Carmine, Carmine. It made me crazy. It was always you, Carmine. In bed with her? You were in bed with her? In bed with her? In bed with her, yes. Yes, I was in bed with her. But it's not the way a man and a woman are in bed, Carmine. How? How? How? Brother and sister. Exactly. Brother and sister, Carmine. Brother and sister sharing the same blanket. And, Carmine, ask yourself the question, why would this woman insinuate that Debbie was my child? Why? Isn't it obvious? She wanted to hurt you the way that you hurt her when you left her. It's so obvious. She left me. This is begging. Carmine, you're hurt. I swear, Debbie is your kid. Daddy, what's all the noise? Sorry. Debbie, pack a bag. I want you and your father, Carmine, to spend the day together, okay? Great! Yay! You know what I would give for that, Carmine? Is there any doubt in your mind whose child that is? She's yours. Whether I'm dead or alive, take care of her, Carmine. Okay, enough, Harry. You live. Get me some milk. My stomach's terrible. Right. This is hard for him. Harry. You got nice blue eyes. Yeah, Debbie's a brown like yours. Yeah. Announcing the E.D.L. Special Poster Offer. Yes, E.D.L.S. have just received a special shipment of magnificent wall posters. There's dozens in the range and out they go at a value-packed price. Only $3.99 each, but it's only at E.D.L.S. Plus, look at these very popular extra-long banner posters. 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The heavenly blizzard of his gizzards fill me with ecstasy. He's sweet just like chocolate candy. And he's like honey from the bees. Oh, I'm just wild about Harry. Harry's wild about me. Tuesday night in a country practice. What's the problem, Frank? I think you better come and have a look, Doc. Dr Elliot gets a patient with a strange problem. You're having a baby, aren't you? I don't want it. Mad Molly gets an unexpected present and young Dr Simon faces a crisis. Where's Dr Elliot? I'm Dr Bowen. I want Dr Elliot. This bike's no good. I want Dr Elliot. A new time for a country practice. See it Tuesday and Wednesday night at 7.30 on 7. Cop Shop 82 is coming. We want a word with you back at the station. John Orsik is Georgio. The guard died 10 minutes ago. Greg Ross is Benjamin. I understand, sir. Paula Duncan and Terry Norris. I think I'll make some toast. And bumbling old Roy Baker's back too. Plus the toughest cribs around. It's so much. Cop Shop 82, Thursday and Friday night, very soon on 7. The most thrilling sailing spectacle in the world is on again. The World 18 Footers Championship. Grab yourself a Harbour Vantage point and enjoy the action. The World 18 Footers Championship. The World 18 Footers Championship. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. The Sporting Club of Monte Carlo is proud to present the Liberace Show with the unusual artistry of the magical jeweler Marvin Roy. And introducing Liberace singing discovery Marco Valenti. And starring that man who is famous throughout the world for his candelabra. And his piano. The star of our show. This show matured. Liberace. Well, looking over. I didn't get dressed like this to go unnoticed. It's wonderful to be here and to see all of you in Monte Carlo. You know, when I heard I was coming here, I said to myself, what a marvelous excuse to wear this coat again. No kidding. I've only worn it once before. And that was in London. I was invited over there just recently to give a Royal Command performance for the Royal Family. So, you know, I figured such an important occasion, I better give them the works. Yeah. And in fact, I'll tell you something. I was the only one there with one like it. Oh, Her Majesty loved it. I was so flattered that she noticed it. She even felt the material. Would you like to help yourself, hon? Come up here and have a feel. Sure. Here. There you go. Have a feel. Yeah. Do you like it? Yeah. Oh, you know what it's made out of? Virgin Fox. Yes. Did you recognize it? Oh, you did. How marvelous. It takes one to know one. Well, let me tell you, it took forever to get the pelts. Think about it. Well, listen, I'm glad you like it, but do me a favor. Take a fast look at it because I'm taking it off. It's hotter than hell. Alright. Thank you very much. Well, now, are you ready for some music? How about that? Oh, ladies and gentlemen, before I play for you, I have to let you in on something I'm very happy and excited about. And I might even surprise you a little when I tell you I'm celebrating my 35th year in show business. What do you think about that? Isn't that right? Yes. Thank you very much. I started when I was four. Well, anyway, they've been 35 of the happiest years of my life. And during that time, I've been to many fascinating and exciting places. I've met a lot of beautiful people like you. And, you know, I've played just about every kind of music there is. But there are certain numbers that seem to follow me around everywhere I go. And I sincerely hope that this evening I play one of your real favorites. I'd like to start by paying tribute to one of America's most beloved and famous composers. And I hope you share my enthusiasm for the music of George Gershwin. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Straight ahead, the music shows the way in 82. Of course. I have the screaming chest. Oh, tainted love. Soft Cell, the Bee Gees, in excess. Dan, young, guy. Mark Hunter, Roxy Music, Daryl Hall and Jon Oates. Private advice, but I'm not jealous. I'm okay, he's in it well. Vertical Hall, Rick James. Break your way out of rock and roll confusion. Let's go to the toughest world. Toya, Bucks Bits. Let the love make me believe. Moody Blues, Smokey Robinson. I don't care about anything else. There's no other way to go. Straight ahead from KTEL. Available from Grace Brothers, Woolworths, Meyer, DJs, Parlings, Light and Sound, Walton's Edels and Home Crafts. Ladies and gentlemen, the music of Richard Strauss, and from the Imperial Palace of Vienna, the music of the Waltz King, Johann Strauss. Let the love make me believe. Applause Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music