What do you think? Oh, it's fantastic. You did a great job. Thank you. Well, tonight should be good. Of course, I've got this afternoon to get through first. Well, Fiona's arriving with Domine. Oh, right. How do you feel? Nervous. I suppose we'll see you tonight. I don't think you wouldn't. Ah, Lyn went over to see your mother yesterday. She thought it was unfair, her not being invited to the party. David almost hit the roof when he found out. I didn't know she was that friendly with Mother. Oh, I think she felt sorry for her. And I suppose when you look at it one way, it is very sad. Don't waste your sympathy. I'm not. She's probably getting everything she deserves. But all Lyn saw was a woman who was kind to her and Davy. She finds it really difficult to understand the things that Patricia's done to us. Yeah, well, at least she's got an excuse. John, he's just being too soft-hearted for his own good. I'm worried about him. Well, he's just going to have to find out for himself, isn't he? You've got to be joking. Very expensive joke. It's really mine. Yep. The gentleman over there has the keys. You didn't have to. I wanted to. Thank you. Oh, it's funny. Hmm? I was just thinking how unpleasant I was to you when I first met you, before I knew who you were. Now... Now you're spoiling me rotten. Oh, you deserve it. Come on, let's go and get the keys. Now, Lyn. Hello, Mr Palmer. Is that yours and Kevin's nipper, is it? Yes, Davey. We named him after Mr Palmer. I see. Well, I'll see you inside. I don't know, Dad Palmer. We're getting older and you still stay the same. Healthy living, Beryl. Uh, this is Angela, Rob's wife. How do you do? Glad we finally got around to meeting. It seems silly it taking so long. I suppose it does. I'm sorry you couldn't make it to the wedding. Well, travel's not cheap these days. Rob's a lucky young chap. We all think so. Well, I don't mean to be rude, but I really must go. 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A day or so and he'll be wandering around as proud as punch that he's got a great grandson. I'll get it. Rob's the one as proud as punch. Should have seen him when I left home. When does she arrive? About three, I think. Just as great as worked out the way it has. It's, um, Donna. I'll ask her how she went in East Street. Okay. Hello, Mrs. Collins. Sorry about that. I just had to shut the doors. I'm a bit surprised you could get a job for me so soon. It's just one of those things. As soon as you walked in yesterday, I realized you had the right look for it. I just had to check with client. What sort of job is it? Melbourne Nightlife Fashion Spread. We want you for that young schoolgirl look. That sounds great. When is it? I'm sorry to give you such short notice. It's tonight. I hope you can manage it. You tell your one of the bosses. Talk about a long lunch hour. Special one, just for tonight. What are you doing here? Oh, well, Fiona's dropping Domine off at Robin Angela's. Well, I didn't want to get in the way and I had nothing better to do. Good to see you. Come and look at my new birthday present. Oh, some people have all the luck. I suppose it's from Patricia. Who else has got that sort of money? What do you reckon? Oh, it's fabulous. But how do you feel about taking it? I'm sticking by, so, okay. She won't be there tonight, though. We just had lunch. She's sensible enough to know that it'd be a mess if she did, girl. Good thing Susan's not home. She'd go crazy if she caught you doing that, wouldn't she? Did you put that there? Yeah, we checked it out. Oh, I did. How come? Oh, I didn't tell you, but Mother dropped round this morning. She brought it for Domine. Oh. Well, I felt pretty childish doing it, but I don't want me getting hurt. Well, I'm glad to see you're not letting her suck you in again. I felt pretty sorry for her, but... It's probably them. Let them in. Hi. Hi. Well, here we are. One lucky little girl safe and sound. Hello, Domine. How are you? Come on in. Oh, thank you. Well, I suppose you were wondering where we got to. Good trip? Yes. And you were as good as gold, weren't you, darling, eh? Yes. It's a new home, Donnie. You gonna come to bed, eh? It's gonna be good here, isn't it, eh? Eh? No, I couldn't understand it. This wasn't like Fiona. She's always been funny with kids. I suppose it's because she lost her own kid. That's probably why she loved you so much when she had you. I can't remember much of what it was like, but she must have been pretty terrific to me. I've been there for 15 years and I never forgot her. Oh, talk about lucky. Oh, look, he's so late now. It won't make any difference if you take me for a spin, will it? Thank you, Ducky. Swing your legs in. Well, come on. We haven't got all day. It's really nice to see you again. Same here. You okay? Oh, I didn't hear you. Yeah, why? Oh, well, you got pretty quiet there all of a sudden. Look, I'm not too glad the old bloke's here either, but it's silly to let it get you down. Oh, it's not bad. It's... I had a phone call before. It wasn't from Donna. It was from the modeling agency. They've got me a job tonight. I said I'd do it. It's John and Angela's party. He can't. There'll be heaps of people here. They won't miss me. They'll be here when they arrive, given they're present and that. Come off it, Lynn. I really want to go, Kevin. Please. Why is it so important? I don't know. It's... Well, it's a job. It's something that I went out and got on my own. Well, tell me about it. Let's help. She was only there for five minutes just to introduce me. It wasn't a big deal your father made it out to be. She and Mrs. Hamilton had practically nothing to do, was it? Oh, no, it just seems funny you getting a job so quickly. Well, the lady in the agency explained that. Apparently I'm just the right look. Well, I'll probably never get another one. I'd like to. You can't blame me. 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Yeah. Ramberg are complaining about having cut costs. They could save some money on their paper bills if they didn't send so much rubbish to the board members. Are you going to be okay tonight? Yes, of course I am. You look very nice. Thanks. Feel like watching TV? For God's sake, just go. I'm sorry. Have a lovely time. Thanks. Hello, what subo, please? South Yarra, going to Albert Park, and I'd like to book the cab for seven o'clock, please. The name is Hamilton. I'm glad they got in a supply of the real stuff. I don't think they would have been able not to. Would you come in? It's lolly water, if you ask me. I agree, Mr. Palmer. Never could take the stuff myself. You work for Mr. Hamilton, do you? Mrs. Andrews? Yes, there is. Do me a job. Rosie, please. Oh, fine. Good dog. Lovely baby. How do you feel? How do you think? Happy. Nice to see Angela and Ralph so happy. Yeah. What did she say about your car? Well, I don't think any other wreck and I should have taken it. Too bad. Another drink? Oh, yeah, thanks. Ah, Pavlova, might have known. Since when hasn't there been one? Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves. Even your granddad. I think he reckons Rosie's a bit of all right. He's the star. Oh, shush. Are you sure you don't mind? Of course not. We got our presents, that's all we're after. You nervous? I'm terrified. You'll be terrific. Jack, before you go, Fiona wants to take a family photo. Come on. Everyone, Fiona's taking a photo before Lynn heads off. Let's go over by the window. You'd think young Kevin would have put his foot down, wouldn't you? You'd hear some funny things about that modeling game. And most of them untrue. Come on. I've got to find the camera so nobody move until I get it. Why don't you give him his head-round, that's what the photo looks like. Come on. My photo's on you, Anna. Here you go, granddad. Keep holding for the photo. Be careful with him. Sweetest little fella. You ought to be very proud of him. Right, there we are. 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He shouldn't be long, Lyn said it was only at the cultural centre. There we go, gone down after you. I'll finish those, love. You go and eat. It's okay. She dad's taking a while. He's probably making sure she's alright. It was nice of him to take her anyway. I think he was feeling bad, kicking up such a fuss. And you said something, right? My poor kid was nervous enough already. I think she felt a whole lot better knowing that we didn't really mind. Except grandad. He was going on about it after she left. Well, you know grandad, he's not happy unless he's got something to whinge about. Of course, it's only a small yard. But it's a pity to let a seed go to waste. The price of veggies these days. Silly not to grow your own. Of course David's away a fair bit. He probably doesn't want to leave it all to Barrow. More likely he can't be bothered putting in the work to set it up. He might do something about it while I'm here. He's going to stay on here for a while, eh? Wouldn't mind. Things work out. We'll have a holiday. What do you reckon you're doing? I decided it was ridiculous not being at my own children's 21st. Does John know about it? I thought I'd surprise him. Look, I told you yesterday, Pat. I don't want you around my family. What about what I want, David? They're my children. This is a big day in their lives and I would like to be there. Cuff! You're not getting in, Pat. So just leave. I am probably the one person who has a perfect right to be there. I am their mother. And I'm their father. That's what you think. I was pregnant when I met you. They're not your children. Oh, that'd make a nice little birthday present, wouldn't it? You put your face through that door and I'll flatten you. Did you get a very clean up? Yeah, fine. What sort of set up was it? A couple of blokes with cameras, a lot of lighting gear and, uh, I mean, outside the council. Are you OK, love? You look a bit pale. Nothing will be a way to fix it. Sit there, young man. Kevin. 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Finish, Bruno. Ah, I used to say that when you were a little boy sitting on the... Yes, Mum. Only then it was me doing the paperwork. Good, Mum. How's this sound? Nature of damage, fire, cause of damage, idiot, Edward Melba ball pit. Bruno, you mustn't make fun of your father-in-law. Cross out Melba. Brief description of circumstances. Idiot invited for dinner by daughter who should know better. Idiot refuses to eat rack of lamb, insists on frying some cutlets. Idiot ignites gas, throws match out window, window is shut, curtains ignite. But I thought the fire was in your lounge room. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Idiot panics, rips down curtains, runs to lounge room. Oh, I see. Idiot throws curtains out lounge room window, window is shut. Idiot panics. Yeah, all the way to the bedroom. Throws curtains out bedroom window. I know, window is shut. No, window is open, but he missed. Idiot panics back to lounge room, shoves flaming curtains in the linen cupboard, says thanks for dinner and leaves. But Ted said he was lucky to get out alive. He was, I nearly got him. Finished, Bruno? Yeah. You know what I hate most about all this fire? Doing all the paperwork. No, having to live with grumble bum until it's fixed. Oh, well, at least I can do is drink his beer. Rosa, would you mind a personal question? No, great. Well, it's been quite a while now since Enzo, you know... Got hit by the bus. Yes, and well, have you ever thought about other men? Well, not really, great. To tell the truth, with your father around, I've rather gone off men. They're not all like Dad, Rosa. And look at you, you're pretty... Thank you, great. You're pretty well off. That too. With the insurance money, I'm laughing. And you're single again now? Yes, that's also true. Even the Pope recognises death as legal separation. So why don't you go out more? You might meet someone. Well, to tell you the truth, Greta, I did meet someone. Rosa, who? Al Grasby. You've actually met Al Grasby? Sure, everyone's met Al Grasby. Oh, and so, so sexy. What? And rich? Is he? Well, he must be. He used to be a politician. Forget it, Rosa, he's married. That's just what Mrs Grasby said. Oh, never mind. I just thought of someone who's single and who used to be in politics. Who? Andrew Peacock. Oh, no, Greta, he's not a whole man. Pardon? He hasn't got one. He has, hasn't he? He hasn't. He shaved it off. What? His moustache. Oh, I see you have a thing for men with moustaches. Yes. In Rome, we had an old Chinese proverb. What? A man without a moustache is like a flock of geese without a basketball. Why? How should I know? I'm not Chinese. You heard on home. Oh, hello, Ted. How was your day? Bloody shambles, of course. Someone should blow... You're not Rosa. Very observant, Ted. Bloody wog, I've lost me place now. I'll have to start again. All right, all right. You who, I'm home. Hello, Ted. How was your day? Bloody shambles, of course. Someone should blow... Someone should blow gay rights up. Oh, what's happened now? Well, there I am driving down past the Gowena Heights town hall and suddenly thud. What? I hit a poof. No! Yeah, there were millions of them. Oh, yeah, that's right. The gay rights protest march. Yeah, makes a bloke want to go and live in Queensland. Why? Well, they don't have any protest marches up there, all gay people. Matter of fact, they don't even have any rights. Yeah, sure, Ted. What happened to the bloke you hit? Oh, there I am, scraping the paint off his knees. What? Well, it was my duke. Oh, I paid for it. Suddenly this bloody huge cop comes out and grabs me and asks me to accompany him to the station. Of course I refused. You refused to go to the police station? No, the railway station. He wanted us to go away for the weekend. Greeter. All of us under the same roof. One big happy family. Give me that, Ted. It's mine. I paid for it. You get your own mandrake. I was reading the stock market. What would you know about cattle? Well, it's the thought... It's the thought that counts. What's the matter now, Dad? Oh, shut up and leave me alone. I'm a sick man. Why, what's the matter? This Miss Marty Wallaby feat. Oh, Ted, he's hurt his finger. Did someone punch you in the nose? Listen, I've had enough of your bad jokes, mate. I've got tenth degree burns on 90% of this finger. What, from our fire? No, no, it was just that I was trying to... What? Well, it was in the car. I was trying to push the choke in. Well, how did that burn your finger? Well, I missed it and me finger went in the hole with a cigarette light in it. Poor little Jenny Reddy. Now listen, you... Oh, my brand mother. Never mind that, Dad. Bruno and I have got some news for you. What? Well, we're expecting... Strike me Catholic, expecting? You? He? Oh, do you mean you've got a pizza in the oven? Listen, Ted. You're twisted little deviant. You've only been married for five years and you're at it already. Dad! Well, I suppose you're going to call it Ted. No. Oh, you could be a girl. Ted-it. We're going to call him Reg. Oh, poop. Dad, we're talking about Reg Pooley. He was going to come and make us a visit. Oh, you mean that zombie cousin of your mother's? You can't call him that. Oh, all right. He's a non, then. Dad, as Mum always said, Reg is not as thick as the IQ tests proved. Just as well or else he'd be a beetroot. Anyway, you don't mind if he comes to stay with Bruno and me? Oh, of course not. Why would I? Well, since you burnt our flat, we're living here. Oh, crikey. Where's Reg going to... Struth Almighty is not coming here. Yes, Dad. Oh, after all I've done for you, don't you ever call out to me next time you get your plaits caught halfway down the slippery dip. Who is it? Ah, it's me. Is that you, Eddie? Saddle me sideways, it's him. There's only one bloke that ever calls me Eddie. We've moved! Where to, Eddie? 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Sort of like tea bags really. Listen Echo Head, how long have I got to put up with you? Oh, I'm only in the city as long as it takes me to find a woman who'll marry me. Oh, that'll take years. Oh, do you think so? Yeah, you're a grape short of a bunch. What's that mean? Oh God, it's hard Reggie, you're as thick as hospital crockery. Well I am a bit sturdy I suppose. Yeah, you'll never have to be a doctor. I'm sturdy I suppose. Yeah, you'll never find one. Way ahead of you there Eddie. If I can't find one, I'll buy one. You can't buy wives. You never finished paying for them but you can't buy them. You can you know. There was an ad for a couple in this morning's paper. Eh? The advertisement reads, available. Monique or candy or both. For as long as you like, bank card welcome. Strike me green you stupid Reggie, do you know what sort of girls they are? No. Casual typists. Hi Reggie. Hello Craigie. Geez, you've shot up since last I saw you. No I haven't. Ah, quite right. I just shrunk for a minute. Bloody Claude. And Thelma. My, my, you've been given the red chill at my bit of a nudge. No Reg, I'd like you to meet Rosa. Rosa, this is Reggie the Veggie. Hey Danny. My mistake Rosa, I forgot that Thelma's OS. That's alright Reg, I'm OS myself. I don't get it. Well you see Ted, Reg said Thelma's OS meaning overseas. And I said I'm OS meaning... Oh yeah yeah yeah, I get it now, Australian citizen. Well, how long are you staying Reg? Oh I hope to stay Reg all me life. How long are you staying here? Ah, well I'll move back in with Greety and Bruny when they get their place fixed. Why don't you move back now, you can find a pommy and play for the ashes. You shouldn't have to move back at all Reg, there's much more room here. No, no there's not, I'm selling half the house. Dad, dad. Got a tip for you Eddie. Sell the bottom half or you won't have a roof to keep the rain out. Dopey poon. Ted, Reg should be able to stay just as long as he likes his family. No. I'll write to Mum and tell her you kicked out her favourite cousin. Oh, Dabber, alright you can say. The whole world's plotting against me, someone should blow families up. Eddie's a strange cove isn't he? Yes, the sort of man who'd solve a rubik cube with a hammer. Oh, I like a man with a sense of humour. Ah, and what a lovely moustache. Yeah, my father made me grow this moustache. Why? He stole me razor. Bloody child proof locks. I'll fix it. Oi, Dad, what are you doing? Getting an ash brook. It's not locked. You got a headache? Yeah, all over, I'm allergic to Reg. Oh, Dad. Oh, he's a bloody ratbag. The worst thing is he's not leaving until he finds a woman to marry. Oh, yeah, he's not leaving until he finds a woman to marry. The worst thing is he's not leaving until he finds a woman to marry. Oh, yeah, that'll take years. I don't suppose Wendy would be interested? No, Dad. Has she got a friend? No. A mother? No. Want a steward? Oh, that's it, I'm going. And look, you be nice to Reg, don't leave it all up to Rosa. I'll see you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rosa? Of course. So then, Doug Anthony says... How was I to know? Oh, Reg, it's so nice to hear a man tell a clean joke for a change. Go on, go on. Well, well, well, how are we getting on in here? Oh, good, thanks, Ted. Good. Listen, Raisa, why don't you go and sit on the couch there with Reg? As I was saying, Reg is a very fine person. What are you doing, Ted? I think he's been smoking something illegal. Yeah, yeah, Reg is a real top bloke. I mean, he may seem as thick as an Asian student's glasses, but I tell you, blokes with brain smoreness are running this country. Thanks, Eddie. And Rosa, oh, she's the world's best cook. Listen, why don't you take her out for dinner? When? Now. But, Ted... Here you go, my show. Quick, Reg, before he changes his mind, I'll just go get my coat. Why don't you take her somewhere romantic? Where? The Bamboo Dragon BYO. It's down Gulugong Avenue at the back of the Gladys Moncrief Memorial Drive. Ask for Ron. Can I bring you something back, Eddie? Yeah, Rosa Pooley. Pardon? What about your dinner, Ted? Oh, don't worry about me. I'll grill myself a couple of poached eggs. Oh, well, don't like a stove with a match this time. Why not? Because it's electric. Well, have an enchanted evening and be good. If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, propose. This is really a nice gesture, Eddie. Put it there. Oh, pickle me, grandmother! It was a time when China seethed with revolution... ...and a time when the lone U.S. gunboats and the San Pueblo stood defiant against the Holocaust. Woman! Steve McQueen, as the young, restless outsider unable to take anymore... It can be a good life. ...Candice Bergen, as the woman holding his love and their lives together through this living hell. What the hell happened? This is Action, Adventure, Romance and Spectacle on a Grand Scale. The San Pebbles, 8.30 Saturday night. Could a bank manager find it easier to say yes rather than no? Ten thousand for a new car? Yes, we can manage that. Enough to take your wife to Venice? Yes, why not? Like all our managers, Graham Leach is getting used to saying... Yes! ...to any reasonable request for a personal loan right now. Yes! New boat, sir? Yes, no problem. So if you've set your heart on something, talk to your nearest Commonwealth manager. No. A Commonwealth bank person alone, making money come to terms with people. Since 1740, our family has been making famous German Mosel wines in this valley. Recently I was in the Barossa Valley in Australia and at Kaiserstuhl I tasted their Moselle, Black Forest. I was pleased to observe that Kaiserstuhl's dedication is the same as ours. Not surprising considering their German background. So I suggest you enjoy the Kaiserstuhl Black Forest Moselle. When you're in Germany, try mine. You're about to see a remarkable new automatic dish washing product. It's more than a powder, more than a rinse aid. It's new, clear. Clear gets dishes sparkling clean, but unlike other powders, only new clear is tested and recommended for Wedgwood fine bone churner and as a built-in rinse aid. No spots, no streaks to give everything that final shine. When it shines, it's clear. Well, here we are. Oh, trippy champagne. Get your greasy fish shop fingers off that, it's not for you to drink. Well, what is it for? It's the engagement party, see? It's finally snapped through. Keeping calm while I phone for a straight jacket and ambulance. No, no, no, make it a wedding dress and a hire car. Dad, what are you talking about? Pooley, the fool, he's getting married. Oh, I knew he'd come to the city to find a wife, but I thought it would take him years. No, I know that. I've got just the woman for him. Is she inflatable? Oh, she can cook like Margaret Fulton, she can clean like Mr Sheen, she can make dresses like Trent Nathan, and for all I know, she might be a red-hot raver. Who? Your mother. Oh, God. Dad, you're not serious. I've never been serious. I've got to get rid of Reg, I'm not having him hanging around here for years trying to work out how to open the fridge door. You're mad, Teddles. No, I'm not, I can see it all now. Do you, Rosa, take this nong? Do you, nong, take this wog? And this is all your own work, isn't it, Dad? Yeah, just call me Cupid Bullpitt. You mean stupid bullpitt? Watch it. You know what you've done, don't you? Got rid of Reg. And Rosa. So? So what are you going to do for a housekeeper? Oh. And Mum won't be back for months. Double off and pickle me grandmother. I'll starve to death without Rosa. I'm feeling crooked already and she's only been gone a couple of hours. So what are you going to do, Dad? Speak now or forever hold me peace. The marriage is off. Hello, everybody. Hello, friends. You're a little tremor. You've been all but little smashed. Oi, you bonsai brain. Get away from her. Go on, go on, go on. Whoops, here comes the dizzy one. Can't you be great? You're kidding. Stay on your feet. Oh, poor, she's as full as a doctor's wallet. Take her to bed. Right on. No, not now. How come you're not drunk? A man of my experience knows how to handle liquor. How? I don't drink it. Come on, Rosa. Okie dokie. But it doesn't take two of you to put me to bed. There's only one of me, Rosa. Oh, that was very clever. You both said that at exactly the same time. Good night, Reg. Good night, Bernie. No, Reg. Did you have a good night? Oh, bonsai. Gee, she's a wonderful little woman. No, she's not. She's horrible. Ted. Shut up. Listen, Reg, Rosa is not for you. She eats zucchini's all day. But I like her, Ted. Lots. No, I hope you haven't planned anything silly. I never plan anything silly. It just happens naturally. No, I mean like I hope you're not planning to elope with me. Or planning to elope with Rosa or something like that. Well, as a matter of fact, eloping was discussed in a moment of... ...chikiness. But I decided against it. Why? Well, all the bedrooms are on the ground floor and the ladder would be far too long. Well, that man's a goose. Why do I have to go to bed with you, Eddie? It's the only place left. There's a relative in every bed. Like a Tasmanian hospital. But I could have slept on the couch. Bruno's on the couch. He should be with Greedy. No, the little deviant. Not having Rudy Doos under this roof. But they're married. No, no. If it's good for the fel and me not to, it's good enough for them. Speaking of marriage... Yeah, I reckon Rosa's got a crush on me. No, no. Look, forget about Rosa. I think it's me moustache. Yeah, yeah. I know all about Rosa and moustaches. Every time she watches the Australian cricket team, she dribbles. She's a real trick, isn't she? A lovely girl. Listen, pea brain, what are your intentions towards my housekeeper? Most intelligent thing he's said all bloody day. Oh, sorry. I slipped. Give us me glass back. Geez, that's a funny flavoured milk. What is it, vanilla or carrot? It's not milk. It's water with a dash. What of? Denko rub. Pardon? Well, I'm aching inside all over. It's me burnt finger. It's spreading. Oh, fair enough. Now, about you... You got any toenail clippers? No. Well, would you mind getting your toe out of me ankle? Oh, darn. Now, are you... Would you like a sleeping pill? Oh, God. Will you listen to me? Shhh. Dear God. Listen, gnom. Quiet. It's time for me postcard. Listen... Dear God, having a lovely time? Wish you were here. That'd be right. We've got a full house and he invites someone else. Taff will let me meet Rosa. And off. The curried prawns and rice was done to a turn. Thank you. So God's now a cook in a Chinese restaurant. I must sign off now, God, because I've taken me sleeping pill and as you know, they send me off at the drop of a... Rr. Ridge, Ridge, Ridge, wake up, Ridge, Ridge. Crikey, he's out like CompuTickets' balance sheet. So you reckon you're gonna nick off with Rosa, do ya? Say, she Rengie loves you because she must have got a moustache as big as a ferret. Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, well, we'll see about that. Yeah. Oh, good other plans, mate. Yee. Yes, I'll bet no taking any chances. Rack and pinion steering and the power to take you to 100 Ks very quickly. New Pulsar goes further with more interior room, headroom, legroom and luggage room. New Pulsar goes further on a tank full as the first small car in Australia with direct drive automatic transmission for increased fuel economy and reduced engine effort. New Pulsar goes further with aerodynamic styling for reduced drag and low wind noise. All clear, Byron. Okay, Steve. On old Emmy Lou, you check of all traits. Reckon I deserve time out with a cool Mars bar. There's the goodness of milk, glucose, creamy caramel and thick, thick milk chocolate in a Mars bar. Okay, hit it. Mars will be helped you work less and play. The more you know Australia, the more you need more team. I really believe this is the perfect insect killer. New Morteen special formula. One, it kills these horrible things. Morteen perfected that a long time ago. Two, it's a low irritant. I believe the lowest fire long shot. And the smell, what smell? Morteen special formula. Full stop. Good morning, mum. Oh, Bruno, take me to confession. Why? Because you got a bit tiddly. No, because it's dark and quiet. Well, what would you like for breakfast? A bowl of fat with a hair in it? Oh, Bruno, no. That's what you used to say to me. It was a little bit of a mess. Oh, no, no. It was the only way I could get you out of bed and into the bathroom. It's not like you to get smashed, mum. I had to, Bruno. Why? You tried talking to Reg Polly for three hours without getting smashed. I thought you liked him. I do. I also like Wally Walfamore, but I couldn't talk to him for three hours. Good morning, people. Good morning, Reg. What have you done, Reg? He's turned Buddhist. Oh, oh, how did that... No, no, no. Eddie did this so you wouldn't marry me. Marry you? Yeah, as if I'd marry someone who drinks as much as you. I don't normally drink. Oh, in that case, dear. Let me finish. I don't normally drink as little as I did last night. Oh. If I were you, Reg, I'd be pretty angry with Ted. Oh, I was earlier, but I'm not now. Why? His head looks worse than mine. What did you do to him? Nothing. He's got a lot of measles. and an 8.30, don't miss a very special episode of Cop Shop when Georgie Oh and JJ go off to Italy. Good evening, I'm Kay Stammers. The Soviet leader, Leonid Brezhnev, has died at the age of 76. Russia's official news agency, TASS, made the announcement at 7 p.m. when they announced it was a pre-war period. official news agency TASS made the announcement at 7 o'clock tonight our time, ending a day of speculation over the condition of Mr Brezhnev. His last public appearance was on Sunday, when he reviewed the annual parade to commemorate the 1917 revolution. Mr Brezhnev had been ill for some years, but the Russian news agency TASS reported that the man who had led the Soviet Union for 18 years died a sudden death around 12.30am today, our time. We'll have a full report in News World tonight at 10.30. 7.30 Friday night. State Department. I've just been robbed. I've top secret secured the terminal. A chance photograph brings unexpected danger. We hit by sitting ducks on two million dollars with the NATO defense plans if anybody sees that photograph. Rita Parker's beautiful young friend is going to need all the help she can get to stay out of the hands of a ruthless espionage gang in Spider-Man, the final adventure for 82, 7.30 Friday, Channel 7. What's new? Love thy neighbor, and you will find your labor. A great delizier life will be breezier if you love thy neighbor. Morning, Barbie. Are you all right? No, I'm not. I'm tired, my legs ache, and I'm very bad tempered. You sound pretty normal to me. And I'm not in the mood for funny remarks. What's the matter? I've been down here since your son woke me up at three o'clock this morning. Why, was he crying? Crying. He was screaming his head off. I thought he was trying to communicate with Trinidad. Well, I never heard him. You never hear anything. Anyway, I brought him down, gave him a drink, and put him in his pram, but it still wouldn't go off. So I wound up his musical pillow, and that was that. He fell asleep. No, I did. I woke up half an hour before I put him back in his nursery. Well, he's awake now. And I looked and he was sucking his thumb. Oh, his teeth are coming through. Correction. They are already through. How do you know? He just bit my thumb. Did you give him his teething ring? I gave him Eddie to play with instead. Eddie? Yeah, you know that little fat white rubber pig Linda bought him? I've nicknamed that Eddie Booth. Bill, you shouldn't do things like that. Terry is at a susceptible age. He is liable to grow up thinking that Eddie Booth is a little fat white pig. Right on. That's not very nice. You're becoming racially prejudiced. Oh, no, no. You're wrong, Barbie. I'm not prejudiced against white people, you know. Just Eddie Booth. Anyway, this time you began to get on better with him. You can take his present round. Present? It's Eddie's birthday today. Oh, you don't have to tell me he's mentioned that every day this week. Well, I thought it would be a nice gesture to give him a present. It's on the sideboard. Oh, look, I don't see why you have to waste your money on him, you know. It's only a few cigarettes. He still costs money. I should have given him that awful handkerchief and tie set I got for Christmas. Which one? Ah, you know, the mustardy-colored one with green spots. Don't you like it? It's awful. Who would have bought that? It's got no taste. I bought you that. Oh. Well, I'm sure it will grow on me, huh? There's a card there for Eddie for you to sign as well. Oh, I've already sent him a birthday card. Look, don't argue. You what? I said I've sent him a birthday card. I don't believe you. I suppose it's one of those insulting ones. As a matter of fact, it's a very sexy one. A sexy card? You sent Eddie a sexy card? Yeah, yeah. It was shaped like a big heart and in front of it it said, to the one I love. Steady on. I know I tend to be more friendly with Eddie, but there is a limit. Hey, hey, hey, Bobby, the verse inside was good, you hear? It said, I am sending you a birthday kiss because I think you're cute. I'd like to see much more of you, especially in your birthday suit. Mind you, hey, I didn't sign it with my own name, though. How did you sign it? To Mike Tiger from your hot pants. I don't think that's very funny. We all did. We? Yeah, we sent him one each. Arthur, Nobby, Jacko and me. This morning, Eddie's going to get four very sexy birthday cards. You know, Tom could get the wrong idea about that card. You think so? Yes, and Eddie could be in terrible trouble. Good! This is for all you guys that can't figure out if GTX saves fuel. Is friction modified GTX really fuel efficient? Well, it was tested by a major fleet owner and they expect to cut more than $20,000 a year from their fuel bill. And when I tested GTX, the car definitely used less fuel. For me, GTX is fuel efficient because it saved me money. Hey, boss, I just figured something out. What? 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Tough, light and unbreakable. 1.25-liter family-size plastic bottles. Tough, light and unbreakable. Good morning, love. Your little birthday boy. Who is she? Pardon? Hot pants. Hot pants? Don't play the innocent with me, tiger. Tiger? I'm sending you a birthday kiss because I think you're cute. I'd like to see much more of you, especially in your birthday suit. Who sent that one? That's what I'd like to know. Who have you been carrying on with? I've not been carrying on with anybody. Liar. Any rope, those cards are mine. You've no right to read my mail that addressed to me. When you start getting letters with kisses all over the envelope, privacy is suspended. Please, can I have the rest of my cards? No, you can't. Not until it's been censored. Oh, this one looks interesting. Swork. Pardon? Swork. S-W-A-L-K. Sealed with a loving kiss. Happy birthday, Arthro. I'm sending you a birthday gift you can either like or lump it. It's what you're always trying to get, a lovely piece of cloth. One of the lads must have sent it. Boyers, who sent this one with guts on the back? Guts? G-U-T-S. Get up them stairs. Oh, very nice. There's nothing closer to me in the whole world but you, except maybe my undies. To my Romeo from your Juliet. Juliet? And what have we here? Oh, no, not another one. Burma. I don't know anyone from Burma. It's not where it's from, it's what's written on the envelope. B-U-R-M-A, remember? You used to write it on my letters when we were courting. Be undressed ready, my angel. Perhaps it's from your mother. I like you for what you are. Sexy? No, maybe it must be a joke. Luckily for you, I agree with you. You do? For two reasons. What are they, love? In the first place, no one in their right mind could think of you as sexy. And in the second place, this one signed Happy Birthday, Jacko. Good old Jacko. Once an idiot, always an idiot. Any more cards? Just this one. Oh, from your parents. Oh. To a loving son. Oh, I'm sorry, to a loving son. You've given us such happiness. You've made us feel so glad. We hope your birthday's full of joy with love from mum and dad. Any more? No, I gave you mine last night. Are you sure there's no more cards? Positive. Who are you expecting one from? Well, I just thought I might have had one from Harold, that's all. Harold who? Harold who? The Harold. Harold Wilson. Now why would he be sending you a birthday card? Why not? I sent him one on his birthday. Perhaps it'll come this afternoon. What do you want for your breakfast? Oh, just a cup of tea, love. Is that Mark? I've no idea, chum. Well, go and see. Now he's next door. You know, they should give him someone to suck, like a banana. He has got a loud cry. That's because he's a nigger baby. What's that got to do with it? Well, you see, it's so that if they get lost in the jungle, their mothers can hear them above the roar of the animals. I don't know, where are you getting from? He shouts much louder than that. He'll wake our little Mark up. Why didn't somebody shut him up? You can't just shut babies up. I can. Shut up! Would you believe it? Little Sambo was crying louder. No, he's not. That's Mark. You've woken him up. How are you two drinking today? Later, Nobby. We're waiting for Eddie. Is there some special reason why you can't drink before he gets here? Yes, it's his birthday. Well, what's that got to do with it? He's paying for the drinks. Good morrow, lads. Ha-ha! Good morning, Eddie. Happy birthday, Eddie. I'll have half. As usual, Nobby, you know, I've got a good mind to let you lot buy your own beer. Have they set him in those cards? Oh, did you get them? They were good though. The purgey was good, wasn't it? They were only a bit of fun. You nearly got me a dead lumber with the missus. Ah, sorry, Eddie. You've got to touch your people, wives. You can't say two words to them without getting them in trouble. Quite right there, Nobby. I once said two words to my Agnes and I've regretted it ever since. What do you say? I will. There's your beer. There's your change. Have one for yourself. I already have done. Happy birthday. We've got many of them. Cheers. Good help. Cheers. Oh, I nearly forgot, Eddie. A little present from me. And one from me. Do you know, lads, I don't know what to say. What about have another pint? And I'll have half. I thought Dick Turpin wore a mask. Same again, Nobby. Have this round on me. Has it your birthday? Ha ha, Tarson. Oh, cufflinks. Thank you very much, Arthur. Hey, there's a card in the bottom here. Card? To Arthur. Merry Christmas for Magnus. Arthur, I'm surprised at you. No, no, it's all right, Jacko. It's a thought that comes. Well, it's not very nice. Oh, belter! It isn't. It's not very nice. Ah, a pen and pencil set. Yes. And you won't find a card in there saying Merry Christmas. I know that, Bill. I sent you these for your birthday last year. Aren't you going to the club today, Bill? Oh, yes, yes, but I'm just writing out Eddie a birthday card. Another one? Haven't you caught enough aggro for one day? Oh, look, don't worry, Barbie. This is one birthday card he's going to get a real kick out of. Why, who's it supposed to be from? Sir Matt Busby. No, Harold Wilson. Sydney, and the terrifying story begins. A kidnapping conspiracy that leads police all the way to Rome. We did promise him protection. We couldn't be talking about a man who's already dead. Tonight's Channel 7 brings you a very special movie-length adventure on Cop Shop, filmed on location in the beautiful city of Rome. Do you like Rome? I haven't seen it yet. I'd love to show you. While JJ lives it up, Giorgio walks the line in a frightening bid to hand over the cash. The minute you get the money, I'm dead. Who I? Giorgio and JJ, up against a professional syndicate of killers as Cop Shop goes to Rome. Tonight, 8.30 here on 7. 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