Years ago when I was a waiter, I had awful backaches.
My doctor recommended the pain reliever and prescription Motrin.
Today he recommends Motrin IB for pain.
Motrin IB.
No prescription needed.
Now it's my place and my splitting headaches.
And Motrin IB has the strength I need.
One Motrin IB is as effective as two regular aspirin.
My headaches just stop and it's much gentler on my stomach.
Motrin IB. Doctor recommended pain relief.
For something light, may we suggest a cool McDonald's salad.
Toss fresh, they go to work, to your home, to the park, to the beach.
Crisp, delicious salads right in reach.
Fresh tossed salads from McDonald's, oh yeah, all dressed up and ready to go.
Attenzione!
Give your hamburger an Italian accent with new Chef Boyardee Hamburger Italiano.
Dinners you make with hamburger for an authentic Italian taste.
New Chef Boyardee Hamburger Italiano.
Mangia!
Guess what's hot?
The orange tangerine and lime taste of Sunny Delight.
Even purple stuff is feeling the heat the Sunny's packed with vitamins A, B, 1, and C.
Sunny Delight's got the smooth taste kids reach for all day long.
So try what's hot.
It's a great choice for moms too.
Sunny Delight is the hottest thing in the refrigerator.
Static can add up to real embarrassment.
Static can also be a hair-raising experience.
And static can catch you off guard.
And static can catch you off guard.
Because the more you move, the more static can build up.
But you can stop static cling by using bounce regularly.
Because bounce leaves clothes virtually static free.
Bounce stops static before static stops you.
Last Easter, my grandson Philip felt so sorry for me.
Because that Easter bunny forgot to bring candy to his Grammy.
Well, that night I found Philip's chocolate bunny.
Haffey, melting in my purse.
Oh, perfect.
One good bunny deserves another, don't you think?
Remember your little bunnies with cards from Hallmark.
When you care enough to send the very best.
And at participating Hallmark stores the Crayola bunny figurine with fillable Easter egg.
Just $2.95 with any $10 Hallmark purchase.
Check your paper for participating stores.
And invite the Crayola bunny to your home this Easter.
Lean on.
Introducing the taste of Mexico.
Self of the border entrees.
New from Lean Cuisine.
Gracias, stuffers.
Lean on.
Lean Cuisine.
Meet attorney Jack Shannon.
High class lawyer, good looking.
Doesn't have a woman.
A man of principle.
I don't go out with clients.
You don't go out with anyone.
A man who could use some help.
Oh, boss, you gotta get yourself a woman.
He's a different kind of hero.
Shannon's Deal, the will be previewed Friday, the series premiere Monday.
Someone to turn to.
Someone to be there.
Someone to care.
Someone to watch over me.
For so many years now, Tylenol and all the products that carry the Tylenol name have been there to turn to.
To help you care.
Because caring isn't just what we do.
It's who we are.
Someone to watch over me.
Who's weapon?
Cain.
Pitch of maroon is due up.
Cain.
So Burns is gonna have to lose Pitch.
Only a choice is John Cain.
Hey kid, get me the doc.
Burns has been reluctant.
Cain is afraid to go with the younger plans.
But he may not have a choice here tonight.
Now batting from around, Cain.
What got into him?
Hold me, warm me.
Won't you comfort me?
Hug me.
It makes me feel so good.
Life is full of good reasons to give someone a warm hug.
A warm hug from Campbells.
Oh, good.
Join us in celebrating 41 years of luxury leadership during National Cadillac Week.
When you take a test drive, you'll be eligible for use of a Cadillac for two weekend days at participating U.S. Avis locations.
And take advantage of a bonus of up to $2,000 on America's leading luxury automobiles.
National Cadillac Week, April 7th through the 15th.
Your invitation to celebrate Cadillac style.
Cadillac, Cadillac, Cadillac style.
Jesus of Nazareth will continue after these messages.
Thursday, it's not one, but two cheers.
It's double, double the cheers.
I'm hot to twat.
Followed by Yo-Ho, the comedy premiere of Down Home.
It's twice, twice the last.
With a hysterically funny extra cheers.
I get the message.
It's cheers and cheers.
Then the premiere of Down Home Thursday.
Anyone can catch a fish basket deal like this one.
You just have to pick the right spot.
And that's Dairy Queen.
Now for only $2.29, you get a tender filet of fish sandwich, crispy golden fries, and your favorite soft drink.
The DQ fish basket deal.
It's only $2.29.
If you think this one looks delicious, you should have seen the one that got away.
We treat you right.
The latest on the shuttle launch at 10.
Jesus of Nazareth Continues, starring Robert Powell, Olivia Hussey, and Anne Bancroft.
Behold!
Using this other long distance company.
Try to call Phoenix?
I missed dial Fiji.
Well, let me knock on B-side.
I call the operator.
She says she can't give me instant credit.
I say AT&T always did.
She says you're not dealing with AT&T.
If you miss dealing with AT&T, it's easier than ever to come back.
Just call 1-800-421-0500 right now and we'll switch you back for free.
They kept saying how much money I'd save.
Then I get the first bill?
I'm not kidding. I thought it was a typo.
I mean, where were the big savings?
People who thought they could do better than AT&T are coming back for the real value.
You can too. It's simple.
Just call now and come back for free.
It takes longer getting through, but I'm saving a ton, right?
Wrong.
You gotta read the fine print.
Well, let me knock on B-side.
I couldn't believe it.
You're not dealing with AT&T.
Well, I am now.
1-800-421-0500.
For dependable crystal clear AT&T long distance service.
Call now and we'll switch you for free.
You couldn't pick a better time to come back.
Attention, please.
The hottest videos are now only at Burger King.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Four never before released tapes for only $3.49 each.
Cool.
To get the hottest videos, sometimes you've got to break the rules.
Jesus of Nazareth will continue after these messages.
N.B.C. News has Laura, the General Noriega.
Wherever news breaks, whatever it takes.
N.B.C. News.
This is a WPSD Newsbeat Update.
Good evening. Coming up on Newsbeat tonight at 10, we'll have the latest on the scheduled launch of the Space Shuttle Discovery, scheduled for in the morning, but the weather may get in the way.
Discovery is carrying the Hubble Telescope, which some say will rewrite astronomy textbooks.
We'll have the week opening numbers from Wall Street, Calcisto with your temperature and rainfall numbers, and Paul Brown with details of the Cardinals' back in action opening night, opening tonight against Montreal.
I'm Ron Beaton. Join Lou Ann Knaip and me for details at 10.
The Newsbeat team tries to be on the scene when news happens, just as we were during the recent drug busts in Paducah.
And during the Menard Prison riots.
If you own a home video camera, you could be first on the scene. That's why WPSD wants you to be a news watcher.
If you shoot video of action news as it happens, call us immediately.
If we use your video, we'll recognize you on the air as a WPSD news watcher.
The home video news watchers, only on WPSD.
Everybody's getting into shape these days.
Riding that extra mile.
Pumping a little more iron.
Doing whatever it takes to stay fit.
And Wendy's can help.
We have the best salads in the business.
And now, when you come to Wendy's garden spot, you can get all the salad you can eat for one low price.
You know what I like about exercise?
I like it when it's over.
Wendy's. Where you get the best salads in the business.
Denise Austin knows how to live right.
Know why I drink Diet Right?
Because Diet Right has no sugar, no caffeine, no calories.
Nothing but great taste.
And it has no salt.
Can you say that about your Diet Cola?
Now, don't get me wrong.
Salt has its place.
But not in my Diet Cola.
Live right. Diet right.
Diet right with Nutris Week.
WPSD Paducah.
Business of Nazareth continues.
Starring Robert Powell, Olivia Hussey, and Anne Bancroft.