THEME SONG
What do you think I'm, James Bond?
I'm Lucy Cole.
We're back.
In their greatest adventure ever.
Night.
What night?
It's only on Port Charles, ABC Daytime.
You know, it's very possible that all this could be for nothing.
By now, Palmer could be halfway through Mongolia.
I don't know.
Somehow, I think he's right.
By now, Palmer could be halfway through Mongolia.
I don't know.
Somehow, I doubt it.
Uncle Palmer wouldn't go anywhere he couldn't find a decent cognac.
Hi, Mama.
Look, I'm sorry we should have come over and seen you earlier.
Oh, that's all right.
You know, I've been shopping since the stores opened.
I can't say cooped up, you know.
And so, I just went a little bit overboard, but even for me.
But I figured, oh, it's all right because Palmer's never going to see those bills anyway here.
What's all this?
Oh, shirts, shoes, sweaters, what have you, for you and Jamie.
They're all in the correct sizes.
Thank you.
I keep a little book, you know, with all the correct sizes of everyone I ever met.
I learned to do that as a girl.
Why don't you sit down for a while?
You look a little wired.
Wired?
Oh, no.
The car's out front and the trunk is full of handbags so you get first dibs, okay?
Wired?
No.
No, I'm not.
Well, I am angry.
I'm very, very angry, you know.
For months I made allowances for all of Palmer's meanness.
I put up with each and every slight and insults that he had to offer
because I was just so sure that deep down in his heart he loved me.
And so, I waited for him to realize that and to tell me.
But I guess I waited too long.
It's not gonna happen.
Cranky, sadistic old man is never gonna tell me that he loves me.
Mama, listen.
Adrian and Mike stopped by.
They had some information about Palmer.
Oh, they found a body.
No, no, there was no body.
There's some pretty good information that Palmer is still alive.
All right, how do you want to place?
It's too easy. Just be very careful, please.
Leo.
Michael.
It's been a while.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Well, Palmer is certainly taking his vows.
He's got a lot of vows.
Well, how the mighty have fallen.
Well, Palmer is certainly taking his vows.
Well, how the mighty have fallen.
Yeah, yeah, thanks a lot.
Well, Lumiere was a big hit with Sam and Maddy.
Yeah, she's a sweet girl.
Do you know how long she'll be with us?
Well, as much as I like her, I hope she's on the next plane out of Pine Valley.
You get some more calls from me?
Yeah.
Uh, I'll leave you.
Listen, thanks for being inside this morning.
Not at all.
Edmund, you wouldn't by any chance
tell me who Kitfisher's alleged brother is.
I just think that story might be better than the one
you're telling me.
No comment.
I could see if I could get him to change
his mind about the risk.
Edmund, what I'm trying to say is
I'm glad the DNA test was forced on me.
Mr. Edmund's not here.
He has a visitor, a Miss Kitfisher.
Should I have her wait in the hall?
No, no, no.
Have her wait here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is this a bad time?
No, no, no, no, not at all, not at all.
Edmund stepped out for a moment.
But I've been told a lot about you, Miss Fischer.
Maybe I can be of service.
I'm making a mess of my whole life, that's all.
Oh, my dear, I am sure you will persevere.
I think if you started out as a young woman in this country,
you would do the same thing.
You told me that I should be sincere with Ryan
and tell him that I loved him.
Oh, yes.
I did.
And he utterly rejected me.
Oh, my dear.
Well, perhaps you misunderstood him.
You know, Ryan's vocabulary at times is most peculiar.
Well, I'm off to the salt mines.
Do you see?
Excuse me, that's my jacket.
So long, ladies.
Ryan, Ryan, you stay right here.
I am weary of seeing you two at cross purposes when I know.
I know that you belong together.
Yes, we do.
For the next seven months, and then
as soon as immigration is off our backs,
I'm filing for a divorce.
Damn, this just can't be.
Honey.
Mateo, look at me.
Please.
You can't be here.
I came here to talk to you and Haley both.
Well, she's not here.
She'll find you some space, so.
Look, I didn't come here to cause you and Haley pain,
especially Haley.
I know what it's like for two people to be in love
and for somebody to try and break us apart.
Yeah, I don't think you should worry about that.
I know what it's like for two people to be in love
and for somebody to try and break us apart.
Yeah, I don't think you should be painless.
Well, let the lawyers figure it out, all right?
Whether we need a divorce or an annulment or?
No, no.
Mateo, you've misunderstood.
I didn't come here to cause you pain.
But there won't be a divorce or an annulment.
It's a divorce.
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