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Hey, check this out.
What?
Hey, he'll never get that grungy shirt white. He's only using half a cup of Clorox bleach.
Yeah, he's supposed to use a whole cup of Clorox bleach to get clothes really white. Uh-oh.
I bet she knows to use a whole cup. See? What'd I tell you?
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Hey, I'm kind of cool. How come he gets the girl?
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Impersonating a nurse is a crime. I didn't practice medicine without a permit.
I was simply standing by my poor, despised husband.
And I'm glad because this man tried to kill him. I saw his syringe.
The syringe? You got the syringe thing, don't you? You should see somebody about that.
What do you have to say about all this?
What can I possibly say? I was asked to come in and treat the prisoner.
I was about to administer his medication when I was attacked again by this lunatic.
I don't believe him. He hates us.
Mrs. Lavery, I was only doing my duty as a citizen when I alerted the police to your whereabouts.
I don't hate you. In fact, you and your husband mean nothing to me at all.
But I do think that you should be aware of this woman's violent and unstable nature.
The next thing I know, she's going to be coming after me with a gun.
Don't worry, Doc. I'm very aware of that. And she won't be coming after you with anything.
I'll make sure of that.
I assume I can be leaving now? I do have other patients.
Absolutely. Thank you.
Mrs. Lavery, I'll have a resident come in and administer your medication.
Arrest me. I know you're going to do it anyway.
I'm not leaving Ryan, so just get it over with.
You really believe that you can just be in an adjacent cell with this guy for the next 20 or 30 years?
I care. I just want to be near him.
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to double the guard on this door.
And if I so much as catch a whiff of your perfume in this room,
or if you impede this investigation in any other way,
you are going to find yourself on the way to the Women's House of Detention,
and you are not going to see your husband for a very long time. You follow me?
No, you can't do that. I have to be near Ryan.
Make her go away.
I don't remember what I said.
I love you.
Ailey?
Honey?
I'm here.
Hey.
Oh, I thought you were going to be here.
I thought you were going to be warming up the bed.
I thought, why get started without you?
What have I done to deserve this?
How's Max?
He's great. You see, he's asleep.
Thank you. For everything.
Why don't we have a fight?
Or argue?
All I want to do is make you happy.
You know, I know we have to take care of Max now, but...
It's not a problem.
He's such a good boy. I'm glad he's part of our lives.
I can't help but love him because he's part of you.
You know, I missed this.
I missed having you here so I can kiss you when I want.
Oh, won't you when I want him?
My waiting is over.
Oh, yeah?
Uh, it's Raquel.
Call me as soon as you get this message.
There's been a change of plans.
I'm sorry.
You're making this really hard on me.
Well, then why fight it?
Just say you'll marry me.
I told you I would give you your decision later.
But I'll do one better.
I'll give you my decision the night of my mother and Stuart's wedding.
Yeah?
Mm.
Oh, one other thing.
Just because I want to keep up with the rules of the game,
now I'd like for you to spend double what you were originally going to spend on my mother's wedding.
I want this to be the most spectacular event that this town has ever seen.
Liza, believe me.
This wedding will be more than spectacular.
It will be unforgettable.
I love you, Dixie.
Dad.
Come home.
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Where's Frank?
It's been his turn for 10 minutes. He had to go call his mother.
Hi, Mommy. It's Frank. I tie my bowling shoes all by myself.
He must have called her with 1-800-Collect.
Why's that?
I'll tell you why, Bitterman, because 1-800-Collect's cheap.
So he usually talks for a while.
Oh, because it's cheap.
Hey, Frank, how's Mommy?
I don't know.
I was talking to Bitterman's sister.
1-800-Collect. The cheap way to call Collect.
I'm next for my children.
You're tiring the patient, Miss Payne. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Max is so happy. We can go on like this a little longer, can't we?
Just go over there for a second.
Look at me over here. What are you doing?