The things we can never live down are well on that note, I'll take my leave good day
They think I'll go wash my hands
This is not a comfortable position to put me in Liza
No, I know, it's just that you and Tad have this opportunity to heal your lives together and I just thought maybe
You know, just because Tad and I are back together doesn't mean that I've lost my sense of reality
I mean, how can I forgive a man I can never trust?
Never's a harsh word
Liza, you know, he has taken my son away from me twice and I know he can be charming, I know he can be persuasive, I can promise you the world
But he, he will always, always disappoint you and if you forget that and you marry him, you're gonna regret it
Are you nuts?
I think you're a little stressed
What is crazy about wanting one brother to stand up his best man for the other?
Well, we're practically strangers
We're not likely to become buddies anytime soon
Are you saying that we have to like each other?
Just because, you know, we're biologically related
Yeah, maybe we can tolerate each other but, you know, have you ever listened to what this guy considers music?
We're taking a good look at his ear jewelry
Oh, wait a minute, Liza, I have ears left after listening to that noise coming out of your room when you came to stay
Noise coming out of my room? Who are you kidding? You're the one throwing out barbells at 6 o'clock in the morning
Who are you trying to impress?
Oh, Liza beats Couch Potato, huh?
Couch Potato? I'm buff, baby
Oh yeah, you're stuffed, baby
All right, all right, all right, you two, just quit going at each other like that
Well, we at least agree on one thing
Yeah, when you need a best man, call Jake
You're the one who has lost his objectivity
Ryan raped Kit, okay? Why do you refuse to accept that?
How can you spout that as fact?
Oh, let me see, it's a DNA match, Jackson Montgomery's experienced judgment, Kit's word
Edmund, you used to be a hard investigative journalist
Nothing was fact unless you proved it
I haven't changed
You're accepting opinions, assertions, and half-baked ideas as if they were gospel
Of course, Jackson has to believe in her
He's been carrying a shipload of guilt about her since they were kids
The DNA to make sure
A 70% match, Edmund, why aren't you questioning that?
You should stand back and take a good look at what's going on
You know, last year I did some horrendous things
You said I was off the rails because I'd lost Erica
That cost me Gloria, Maddie, and you
Trying to draw some kind of parallel here?
No, I am trying to return the favor
Think of all of the questions that haven't been asked or answered
You could actually find out what happened to Kit that night
But you do not feel compelled to ask those questions
And I know why
From now on, every night would be wild
Filled with endless variety
Tonight, he promised new roasted garlic
Tomorrow, who knows?
Broccoli or grotton?
Chicken and vegetable?
Only Uncle Ben's could satisfy his appetite and mine
Fifteen ways to stir up some passion with Uncle Ben's
Oh, sinus pain, so much pressure, I just can't focus
Mom, it's 13 minutes, 266
Kevin, just give me a minute
Mom, you okay?
Now clear the sinus pain with Tavis sinus gel caps
It's new, it goes beyond pain relievers like extra strength Tylenol
To not only relieve pain but unclog the congestion that may cause the sinus pain
So you are clear-headed again
Can I say that again?
You have to pass
Why suffer sinus pain?
Be clear-headed, clear through your day with new Tavis sinus gel caps
We want to clean the whole town fast
Giddy up, 409
Nothing can stop her
Giddy up, 409
This is the type of girl I should be with
You don't stand a chance
Things like this are hard to explain
I think people shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love
Quite the predicament
Hard to ignore
I'm willing to take my chances
I don't trust myself with you
And impossible to resist
She's really getting me, isn't she?
Sarah Michelle Geller, Ryan Philippi, and Reese Witherspoon, Cruel Intentions Rated R
Opens everywhere March 5th
Every month I get cramps, headaches, bloating
I need MyDoll
Tylenol's not enough
MyDoll's just as strong on pain
And it's got something for bloating and fatigue too
MyDoll, because your period's more than the pain
Hi, I'm Curtis
I love Kellogg's Frosted Flakes
The cereal aisle is my domain
But this is the real linchpin of the aisle
I like New Ship and Deck
Because there's always that box that didn't quite make it
And then it's like, stock boy discount
I mean, it's not a written rule
It's my rule
It's a good rule
They're great
Tonight, Mr. Reach introduces New Reach Ultra Clean
The brush that's proven to deliver a superior clean
First, experience the bi-level bristles as they attack plaque between teeth
Then watch as the unique side bristles tackle gum line plaque
And be amazed as the extended tip cleans behind back teeth better than the leading brush
Yes, it's clinically proven superior
It's gonna be big
New Reach Ultra Clean Toothbrush
Don't just brush
Reach
ABC Daytime is snowbound
Oh, my God
The danger begins when a storm blows into the town of Fort Charles
Oh, my God, there's a mountain of snow coming right for us
Lexus?
Where'd the road go?
Eve!
There's no escaping the storm
I'm not gonna let you do this
I'm not gonna let you go, Eve!
This week on Fort Charles and General Hospital on ABC Daytime
Phone Ringing
Chandler Gallery
Adam, it's Liza
Yes, Liza?
I just wanted to tell you that...
Well, that the dress is just gorgeous
It's beautiful
It fits?
Yes
Yeah, perfectly
You have amazing taste
Well, your mother is going to be stunning, Liza, but no one can outshine you, my dear
Please, no one can upstage my mother
Ha! You are a very good daughter, Liza
And I hope that the night of your mother's wedding to my brother will be the most memorable night of our lives
Music
Look, if you think I'm gonna sit around and listen to your psycho babble, you got another thing coming
I believe Kit because I believe her, you understand?
End of story, period
You are kidding yourself
I don't care what you think, Demetri
A vulnerable, beautiful woman is in your life again
That must make you feel pretty good after the loss you've suffered
Are you saying I'm overcompensating to be as the Maria?
I am saying that you're letting your feelings stand in the way of your judgment
Edmund, why the hell don't you just come out and say that you want Kit and be done with it?
You just don't give up, do you?
How can I? I love him
You are not supposed to be here
Come on, this is not flying
Why don't you just go home?
What? My home is with flying
I'm sorry
Let's have lots more of those
50 or 60 years
Okay
Did anybody faint when you told them about us?
Nearly, nobody's as stunned as I am
Well, we are a stunning couple
All the humor
I gotta go check on the kids before they launch the house into outer space
Okay, all right
Hello, come in
All's well and right with the world
If only
Braden, hello
I didn't realize you and Brooke knew each other
We don't
I tracked you down, Pixie
Stay tuned for scenes from the next All My Children
This is how the world feels when you have dry eyes
But now there's new Visine Tears with a unique tears formula
Not found in other leading brands
To make dry, scratchy eyes feel moist and comfortable
Visine Tears, it gets the dry out
The principle behind Karma is that a lifetime spent in good and useful purpose
Will be rewarded by coming back in a higher form
This was a very good washing machine
Another strong argument that can use steel, feel the strength
People say I don't look my age, I say Revitalift
L'Oreal's new Advanced Revitalift with double the Pro Retinol A
It noticeably reduces the appearance of wrinkles
And Revitalift increases skin's firmness
L'Oreal Revitalift, because I'm worth it
Someone's been sneaking my Milano cookies
Tim, is he capable of indulging himself the way I do?
The baby
Would she know how to savor every moment?
The finest dark chocolate, two exquisite cookies
The plumber, could he possibly appreciate?
Nah, Milano, one of the distinctive cookies from Pepperidge Farm
Oh yeah, they're that good
The Crest Extender
With gentle extender fibers to clean deep between teeth
The Crest Extender
Once upon a starry night, I had a bulky diaper that didn't fit right
Just then, something new, like out of a dream
New, better-fitting Huggies Supreme
A narrower middle, a new contour
Form-fitting leg elastics and what's more, a concentrated absorbent core
And a fit to stop leaks like never before
For flexibility, Huggies is virtually unmatched
And that's the truth, no strings attached
Even Gerber babies never had it this good
All because of a wonderful new idea called Nature Lock
Giving Gerber fruits and veggies more of their natural goodness
A fresh, picked taste
Nature Lock is a new way of cooking
With less heat
That locks in more of the goodness nature intended
Without any added sugar or starch
My Gerber babies keep getting bigger
While Gerber keeps getting better
Mmm, a taste for yourself
Shouldn't your baby love it?
Playing music is like playing sports
Mom tells me it takes practice and determination
Dad says it takes coaching
But I just think it's fun
So bring the whole family to www.playmusic.org
On the next All My Children
Let's do something really radical
Let's tell the truth
You stay away from Raid, none of this is any of your business
There is nothing coming to happen
Not now, and not in the foreseeable future
That is for dead sure