Elliot here has spent years preparing for his bar mitzvah this Saturday.
A bar mitzvah? Perfect! How much for one of those?
You can't just buy a bar mitzvah. It requires a lot of study.
Can we skip that part? I mean, come on. If Chris knew how to study, he wouldn't need to become Jewish in the first place, right?
Right?
Don't worry, Dad. I don't need a bar mitzvah. I'm okay just the way I...
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Now we got no time to lose. There's gotta be some place in America where you can take a solemn spiritual ceremony that begins a lifetime commitment and blow through it in about 20 minutes.
All right, Dad!
So, how do I look in my new glasses?
How shall I put this? In an attic somewhere, there's a portrait of you getting prettier.
Wow, someone needs a nap. After lunch, it's straight to bed, Stewie.
Ugh, this isn't the first time my wit has gone unappreciated.
And in the comedy competition, Stewie Griffin receives three and a half stars.
Challenger Sinbad receives four stars. We have a new champion, Sinbad.
Stewie, any parting words?
Um, you know, I got beat, pure and simple. You, you are a very funny man.
Men be acting all like zombies at the mall. God, ain't that the truth?
Where's your father and Chris? It's not like them to be late for lunch.
I think they'll have to note.
Brian, what do you know about this?
Nothing.
I know when you're lying to me, Brian.
No, no, I swear.
Meg, take Stewie upstairs.
What, what are you, what are you doing?
Oh, you don't know that either.
Last chance, Brian.
They're in Vegas getting a quickie bar mitzvah.
What?
Well, hello-is. Forgive me for pointing.
Quick, I need to borrow your car. I've got a bar mitzvah to stop.
No problem. Let me grab my keys.
Here they are.
Oh, Chris, in a few minutes you'll become a smart, successful Jewish man.
I could make a foreskin joke right now, but this is a solemn occasion.
And besides, there'll be plenty of time for that on the ride back.
Oh, I've got so many of them, too. I know, I know.
Shh, shh, shh. But later.
Chris!
Stop this travesty right now.
So bar mitzvahs are travesties, huh?
No, my son getting bar mitzvahed is a travesty.
He's doing it for all the wrong reasons.
Well, looky here, Hershel. We got us one of them self-hating Jews.
Nothing I hate worse than a Jew who doesn't appreciate her own rich heritage.
Come on, Mordecai, let's get her.
I'm sorry, Lois. I just wanted our son to be Jewish so he'd be smarter.
Yeah, maybe his wife wouldn't be sorry she didn't marry the chimp next door.
Peter, just because Stephen makes more money than you doesn't mean he's any smarter.
And I think Chris'll do just fine.
How do you know that?
Because I have faith in him, the way I have faith in you.
Besides, a person's religion is no guarantee of success.
I see what you're saying. The Jewish are just like us. No better, no worse.
Yeah, and as they say, so's iron mitzvah.
What?
I think what he's trying to say is everything's gonna be okay.
I'm sorry, Mordecai.
Is the verdict guilty or not guilty?
Not guilty.
Guilty.
Not guilty.
Guilty.
Not guilty.
Guilty.
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What are you doing?
Meditation. I'm getting in touch with my inner self.
Oh, is that what you're doing?
Yeah, you should try it. Look deep inside. What do you see?
What do I see?
Yeah, what do you see?
I see a cardboard tube.
Hmm, good. It's a start.
Really? Is it?
No.
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That's massively improved. That's Brawny.
You've seen it on TV.
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Too good to be true?
Day full of lies.
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Oh, a bat mitzvah.
Shalom, hunger, shalom, free food.
Good, I don't have to cook.
Oh, no, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois,
and we'll throw it out.
I don't want you to get rusty.
Food court's downstairs
if you want to scope out some eye candy, Bill.
Hey, give me some more champagne.
Yeah, hey, ho, what's the dealio?
Because we're kicking it.
Shut up and eat your cheese sandwich.
What's the dealio?
Amazing.
Her maximum range is up by 10%
and her accuracy is now 98%.
That makes her almost perfect.
That means we'll finally get some use out of her.
She can go home.
But she says she wants to do some more.
Tell her to hold back a bit.
I didn't think I was running that low.
What should I do?
I'm lucky that you came by.
Yes, you are.
Because it'd take you well over an hour
to get to town from here.
And besides,
a girl shouldn't be walking here all by herself.
There are too many scary criminals around.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Oh, very much so.
And there are a lot of kids
like you out there these days.
I'm on my way right now
to give a piece of my mind
to a young girl who couldn't even bother
to call in sick.
If she really doesn't feel like working,
I wish she would just quit.
Ridiculous.
Kids nowadays, I swear.
Work is how society knows that you exist.
And life just isn't any fun
unless you pitch in and work hard,
at least to show that you want to be a part of it all.
I know what you mean.
Did I say something strange?
I'm sorry.
It's just that I didn't expect you to agree with me.
That's all.
Well, thank you very much.
Oh, wait a minute.
Here, go ahead and take this.
Oh, it's not very far.
It's all right.
Take my business card.
You can return it whenever you feel like it.
Oh.
Thank you, if you'll excuse me.
Eko Yano.
Hmm.
I've got no energy.
I ditched work again today.
I'm probably going to get chewed out again.
You have nothing to worry about, Chie.
If anyone tries to harass you,
I'll never forgive them.
Thank you.
I...
So what's going on?
You didn't even call in.
That's the second time this month.
I know.
Are you sick or something?
No.
I'm just bored.
What?
The only work I get to do is the boring stuff.
You have to walk before you can run.
If you do well with what I give you,
then I'll trust you with more interesting work.
Stop that!
Are you even listening?
Do you mind telling me what you're doing washing dishes
when I'm trying to talk to you?
I thought it would be impolite if they were dirty.
Geez.
Why can't you just get your act together?
If you can't, it's all going to be on my head.
Okay.
Is there something the matter?
Well, I thought I just heard something.
Really?
All right, then.
I guess I'll be going.
Just make sure to come into work tomorrow, okay?
Okay.
Oh, hi.
Good morning.
Excuse me.
Do you mind if I leave this here?
Oh, sure.
For your Vespa, huh?
Yes.
Do you want me to bring it to you later on?
Miss Robin?
I need to borrow this.
Sure.
Hey, you guys look pretty bored somehow.
And what do you mean by that, Sakaki?
If you're trying to say something,
you might as well just spit it out.
Oh, nothing.
No big deal.
It's just an accident.
In fact, it looks like the police closed their investigation yesterday.
Can you find anything else about it?
What is it?
Is there something wrong?
No, it's just that...
Do we have an incident?
Well, Robin?
No.
It's nothing, really.
I'm on.
I want to go pick up my Vespa.
Huh?
Hey.
This is the last time.
You know you're much too young to be using music.
I'd like you to take me somewhere else, okay?
What?
So what's the big deal?
Why'd you call me with my personal code like that?
Sorry to bother you.
I was up all night working, and I haven't slept a wink.
Besides, we don't do accidents.
Yes, I know that.
Then why are we here?
I thought it would be better than touching a corpse.
Come on, that's not what I meant, and you know it.
Well, I saw her just before she died.
If it hadn't been for her, I'd have gotten soaked in that big storm.
And that's really the only thing I know about her.
I'd at least like to think that someone knew what happened to her in the last moments of her life.
That's not it.
I need to know for myself.
I'm not on call just to satisfy some idle curiosity of yours.
Our job is to hunt down witches, not to waste our time messing around with normal traffic accidents.
You've made your point.
It's a child's selfishness.
Let's try to humor her.
What is it?
It's a surprise, an amazing shock.
I'm not really quite sure why.
What made her feel like that?
I just told you, I don't know.
Maybe a cat jumped out in front of her.
I don't think that was it.
There are no skid marks.
If something had jumped out, she would have immediately hit her brakes.
And that doesn't explain her neck wound.
Maybe she wasn't looking where she was going.
She did hit the windshield.
A wound like that isn't all that strange.
Humans are fragile.
They die easily.
Amon, I'd like to go see who Miss Aiko was on her way to visit.
Well, great, suit yourself.
It's fine by me.
I'm going to go home.
Hang in there, Amon.
I have to say, I never expected you to be so aggressive.
Yes?
Well, for her sister, you don't look much like her.
She was going to be my sister-in-law.
He was Miss Aiko's boyfriend, and as his sister, I was concerned.
You see, after she passed away, my brother went into shock.
Did Miss Aiko say anything to you last night that struck you as out of the ordinary?
Perhaps she had an enemy.
Well, Miss Aiko is very pretty, and she does a good job at work.
Aren't you sad about this?
What do you mean?
She was your boss, you spent time with each other.
I have to go to work now.
Miss Aiko gave me a big lecture last night.
Yes, but...
Let's go.
I'm sorry we bothered you.
Are you satisfied now?
Why are you so curious about this?
That girl is pretty strange.
True, but her alibi is pretty good.
The landlord saw her say goodbye to Miss Aiko as she left.
Yeah, I know, but then again, you must admit, she's a bit weird.
I can take you to pick up your bike now if you want.
Oh, I forgot to get the gas.
Oh, Miss Robin.
Mr. Michael asked me to make sure you went to see him in the office when you got back.
Michael?
I found out a few things, Robin.
Doesn't it look suspicious if we're all in here at the same time?
Oh, it's alright.
This girl Chia that you guys met earlier today.
We shouldn't be doing this, you know. This is all personal information.
If it's the law or curiosity, I'll choose curiosity.
What's that?
It's a CAT scan of her brain.
Apparently, she had a concussion a while back, and when she was in the hospital, they took these.
Here, see this area?
Do you notice how it looks like it's all divided up?
What do you mean? Is it supposed to be connected or something?
Yep.
Separated sectors are pretty rare, and they're a classic symptom of multiple personality disorder.
But if she's displaying any other personalities, there's no record of it.
So in other words, she's able to get by just fine in everyday life.
As far as I can tell.
Why don't we just stop here?
We shouldn't spy on innocent people.
But this one's a witch.
What makes you so sure of that? And how would you explain it?
I don't know if I can explain it. I wouldn't know how.
It's not a very good habit to go around suggesting that everybody who acts a little unusual might be a witch now, is it?
We're gonna be in trouble if we cause another false alarm.
Look, Robin, I know you want to try out your powers, but this isn't the way.
Don't you know what it's like to want to use your powers sometimes?
Everyone was missing, so I figured you were up to something sneaky.
To search through personal information without reasonable cause, that is an abuse of power, even for the STN.
Amon, you of all people should know that.
I want to know who started it this time.
I did. They were doing it because I asked them to.
Robin, since you were only assigned to us recently, I'm sure you must be very tired now.
You can go home for the day and rest up.
But I'm not...
Robin, you need to do as you're told.
Okay, now, let's break it up.
Aw, geez, and it was just getting interesting, too.
Imagine that. You're interested in your work.
Like me more now?
Not really.
Hmm?
Michael, how many degrees of kin did you look up?
I went out to three degrees.
Go ahead and look all the way up to the sixth.
But that's really an abuse of power.
Law or curiosity, which would you prefer?
How's this? If you find something, I'll show you a killer website.
Okay, I'll do it.
It's the DVD everyone's getting excited about.
Tell me don't play that.
On the Ultimate Comedy Package.
That might have hurt if I hadn't shifted Mr. Happy.
In Living Color Season 1.
We get this one two snaps up in a circle.
New Juicy Fruit Grape-A-Melon. Cool.
Wait, what are you doing, man?
Gotta have Twisted Sweep.
Mine, mine, mine.
Gotta have new Juicy Fruit Grape-A-Melon and Strappleberry.
That's a big fish, man.
Stick, stick, stick.
I want that one.
Ooh, a bat mitzvah. Shalom, hunger. Shalom, free food.
Good, I don't have to cook.
Oh, no, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out.
I don't want you to get rusty.
Food court's downstairs if you want to scope out some eye candy, Bill.
Hey, give me some more champagne.
Yeah, hey, ho, what's the dealio?
Because we're kicking it.
Shut up and eat your cheese sandwich.
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What are you doing with that?
I'm measuring the oil.
It runs on a mixed fuel.
Well, that's a bit of a pain, isn't it?
Anyway, I guess I'll get going.
Please be careful on your way back.
Okay.
I better hurry.
Here, go ahead and take this.
Humans are fragile.
They die easily.
Ridiculous.
Kids nowadays, I swear.
Huh?
What do you mean?
Look, Robin, I know you want to try out your powers, but this isn't the way.
One of her distant relatives was a witch.
Is that so?
Yeah, but I found out something even more interesting than that.
Three years ago, her boyfriend died in a very strange way.
Blood loss from wounds in his Achilles tendon and an artery.
That's a strange way to get killed, isn't it?
This guy, he sounds like quite a bit of a player, too.
I get the impression that this girl Chia was just a fling.
Was she a suspect?
Nope.
And she had a solid alibi for that case, too.
Sorry to make you go through all that.
Hey, wait.
What about the killer website you were talking about?
Oh, I almost forgot.
I'll tell you about it when you're an adult.
What's up with that?
This is...
I'm sorry.
That's it.
From now on, I don't want you to use those powers in the house.
It may not be a big deal to you, but it really gets on my nerves.
You're so straightforward.
I guess it means you're still young.
Robin, you know about conservation of matter, right?
Boiling water decreases in volume, but that's only because some of it's escaped in the air in the form of steam.
It's the same thing with human emotions.
You can deny your feelings, but they're always hiding somewhere.
Even if you think you've controlled them, they're never really gone.
Yes, I think you're right.
I think I should trust my instincts more than I do.
Well, that's a dead end.
Unforgivable.
Hello, Resource Management Center.
Chie, we've got a problem.
That guy just came by again.
Huh?
The guy who said he was that woman's boyfriend.
He was just in here sniffing around for something.
I did what I could for the moment, but I'm still worried.
So get home as soon as you can.
All right.
Unforgivable.
I see. So that's it.
Excuse me?
Those who learn our secret are unforgivable.
Gene! Gene!
Kill her, Chie, kill her.
We have to avenge Gene's death.
We can't let her out of here alive.
Let's kill her.
Chie.
Hurry.
Robin, use your power and burn the dolls.
They're part of the witch.
Everyone, wait.
Stop.
Wait.
45, 46, 47, 48, 49.
I thought that according to Amon's report,
there were 50 dolls in the place.
Oh, yeah?
Then what happened to the other one?
Hey, you never know.
It could still be out there running around.
But that wouldn't make any sense.
The witch died, right?
She certainly did.
No, that's impossible.
Nice work.
Not really.
Oh, don't be so modest.
It's not that.
It's just always a very sad thing
when someone you know dies.
I sort of wanted to get my mind off of it.
But she was quite different.
It didn't bother her, and that was...
I wanted to believe that
as someone passes away,
everyone close to that person is deeply affected.
You can return it whenever you feel like it.
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Ooh, a Bat Mitzvah.
Shalom, hunger. Shalom, free food.
Good, I don't have to cook.
Oh, no, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois,
and we'll throw it out.
I don't want you to get rusty.
Food court's downstairs
if you want to scope out some eye candy, Bill.
Hey, give me some more champagne.
Yeah, hey, ho, what's the dealio?
Because we're kicking it.
Shut up and eat your cheese sandwich.
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I see you've found another ugly arm
for me to chop off, Sashomaru.
Go ahead and try it.
This replacement arm will act as a shield
against the Tetsaiga.
That's a dragon's claw.
A dragon's claw will have a great deal more power
than a typical demon's.
I wonder how he's going to use that thing in battle.
Dragon's claw, whatever.
It doesn't look like it's going to do any better
than the last arm.
I've already taken a good chunk out of it
with my sword.
The Tetsaiga is amazing.
Despite not being wielded by its true owner,
its power is still formidable.
However, it refuses to reveal the Windscar
to the one it has received as its master.
Tetsaiga, cut through the emptiness
and reveal your power.
Ah, Sashomaru must be able to see the Windscar.
The Windscar? What is that?
In a nutshell, the Windscar
is the secret to Tetsaiga's ultimate power.
Slaying a hundred demons in one sweep
would be virtually impossible
unless you can see the Windscar.
Sashomaru must be able to see it.
Well, if Sashomaru can see it,
can't you teach Inuyasha to see it too?
It is impossible to teach.
Inuyasha must discover it within himself.
And if he does not discover it in time,
then he will surely die.
The true owner of the Great Sword.
Damn, all he's using against me
is the claw's brute strength.
Inuyasha!
I think the sword is crying.
From what I can see,
Sashomaru is actually attacking the sword itself.
This is appalling.
He keeps hacking away at the sword,
sending mighty waves of power
ringing throughout the blade.
Even the great Tetsaiga
will break under this pressure.
Sashomaru isn't fighting with me.
He's fighting with Tetsaiga.
Inuyasha!
Stay back!
Don't interfere.
I will kill Sashomaru,
and I'll do it with the Tetsaiga.
He's hitting Tetsaiga over and over again
to try to break it,
as if I'm going to stand by and let him do that.
We have to remember that Inuyasha
has tapped into the Tetsaiga's full strength before.
I know it was only once,
but it proves that he's capable of doing it again.
Well, Inuyasha better tap into it real soon
or he's going to end up dead.
Be careful.
Why won't you roar, Tetsaiga?
Then you can die along with your weak master.
You...
You're protecting your sword.
Why would I let you bust up the Tetsaiga
before I've learned how to control it?
Damn it all!
I can't see!
I can sense it.
The vortex of its power!
I can smell the wind scraping.
It's against the fissure where the power flows through.
I bet I can slice through the fissure
and release the power.
I see it!
Is it over?
So that's the wind scar.
You did it, Inuyasha.
You discovered Tetsaiga's secret
and now you can master it.
So does that mean Sesshomaru is dead?
Most likely.
I don't know how he could have survived.
He received a direct blow from the fully empowered Tetsaiga.
I didn't see Inuyasha make a direct blow.
All he did was wildly swing his sword around
because his eyes were blinded with poison.
What are you trying to say?
Listen, Inuyasha.
You discovered the wind scar.
I'll give you that much.
But all it means is that you now know what your brother knows.
You're still not his equal
and now he is even more formidable than he was before.
You refer to him as though he were still alive.
Sesshomaru is still alive
and even though he despises the Tenseiga,
it protected his life.
It protected his life?
Do you mean Sesshomaru is still around somewhere?
Inuyasha,
when you used the wind scar against Sesshomaru,
you didn't feel it strike him, did you?
Is that true, Inuyasha?
Hard to say.
I was blinded.
His body felt like it disintegrated in the blast from the Tetsaiga.
I didn't pulverize him or nothing.
He just sort of disappeared, evaporated.
Tenseiga protected Sesshomaru
against the power and light of Tetsaiga.
It acted on its own accord.
It has a will of its own?
And here Sesshomaru called the Tenseiga a useless sword
and he despised it as his birthright.
Tenseiga is the sword of life
and when Sesshomaru's life was endangered,
despite his dark soul, the Tenseiga chose to save him
and that is what makes him invincible.
So how do you defeat a foe like that?
I have no idea.
It's beyond me.
I've sharpened the sword to perfection.
Now you just have to train yourself to defeat Sesshomaru's Tenseiga
like he was trying to defeat the Tetsaiga.
So before he died,
the great dog demon gave each of his sons a sword.
He gave the Tetsaiga to Inuyasha
and the Tenseiga to Sesshomaru.
That cunning old hound must have made it
so that it is futile for the brothers to fight against each other.
I guess they'll learn that eventually.
Inuyasha
Mind your own business, girl.
Your generosity's wasted. I don't eat human food.
I knew it!
I knew you were the dirty culprit, Ren.
You're a lucky orphan to have the village take you in,
but you must not steal fish from the preserve.
Never do it again, you understand?
Damn, that's a freakish child.
She never shows any sign of remorse or fear.
Disasters left her mute.
Her entire family was slaughtered by thieves,
and she hasn't spoken since.
So can you blame her?
No, thanks.
I told you I don't need anything from you.
Where did you get those bruises?
You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.
What are you smiling about?
I simply asked a question.
Let's go home and get tender with your wife.
I don't know, Quagmire.
Lovemaking with Loretta has somehow lost its intimacy.
All right.
Excuse me, Mr. Mayor.
We have an outsider who wishes to join our community.
Welcome to my fair city.
If you want to become a citizen, you have to get a job.
Well, before the disaster, I was a physician.
That's terrific. We need a doctor.
We sure do. Let's hope you get it.
Now, pick a job out of the hat.
Oh, village idiot. That's a good one.
On Tuesdays, you get to wave your penis at traffic.
Congratulations.
Peter, maybe we should have just let him be a doctor.
No. These are the rules of new cohort.
Besides, that's how everyone else got their jobs.
Oh.
You see, Doc, my back tooth is killing me.
And things have worked out fine so far.
Peter, no offense, but that's because we all pitched in.
That's right. We built schools and hospitals.
Yeah, not to mention the theater.
But when I saw the movie,
it looked like Audrey Hepburn not only didn't have breakfast at Tiffany's,
she hadn't eaten anything in a year.
I'm such a bitch.
We have everything we need, and no crime, no guns, no pollution.
Brian's right. We've left ourselves defenseless.
Guys, we need to make some guns.
Guns? Guns only lead to trouble.
Right, and when that trouble happens,
we'll be ready to blow its freakin' head off.
Besides, without guns,
how would our forefathers have settled their differences?
Eight, nine, ten, and turn.
Honey, Mommy's making you some new feety pajamas.
And look, it has a little trapdoor for when you gotta make Inky.
I'll show you, Inky.
Let's see if they fit.
Never!
Look at me. I'm Fred Astaire.
Gotcha.
Oh, you are getting heavy.
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Honey, I'm sorry I got us kicked out a new cohort.
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A tragic genius of grey soul cannot see the existence of darkness.
Robin, Robin, sleeping out here again?
Good morning.
Looks like you were up late again last night.
Are you all right?
You'd like some coffee, right?
Yes, please.
Toko, I saw you the other day when you were with Amon.
I had no idea you knew each other.
Perhaps you're lovers?
Don't be silly.
Yes?
Amon?
Yes.
You mean right now?
All right.
Normally, the impact from falling or even the water pressure afterwards
couldn't crush anything as badly as this.
It's someone with unusual powers.
That is, if it was actually done by a witch.
The driver who died in it was a 32-year-old named Ryōji Kasai.
Do you remember the 200 million yen robbery that happened in Tokyo last month?
Are you talking about the one where those guys took that armored car out?
They checked the bills in Kasai's pockets to see if they matched,
and one of the serial numbers was traced to the shipment in the armored car that day.
Not only that, but Kasai worked at a security company
that did armored transport until three months before the incident.
So in other words, they think he had a hand in it.
Okay, so what?
Do they expect us to find the rest of the money or something?
No, that's for the police to do.
Until we hear otherwise, they're handling it.
For now, it's a potential homicide with ties to a robbery, and that's it.
We'll stay in the loop.
I want to see how this investigation develops in case signs of a witch show up.
So, how are things going?
Huh?
You made a big change moving here.
Well, it seems like every day's a battle against time and I always lose.
Like this morning, somehow I couldn't get any breakfast.
Well, that doesn't sound very good.
You're going to have to take better care of your health.
Now then, would you care for another espresso perhaps?
Yes, thank you.
Yes?
This is the hospital where they brought the driver of the armored car that was robbed.
They already took a police report, but it wouldn't hurt to double check.
This again. Just like I said every other time,
no matter what I did, the steering wheel just wouldn't respond.
So, you're saying it wasn't a case of driver error.
Yeah, you heard me.
But then, what caused you to lose control like that?
How do you expect me to know?
I was too busy trying to make it out alive to think about that.
Understood. But when they inspected the steering mechanism later,
they couldn't find anything wrong.
Isn't that why you guys suspect me?
You figure I was just playing dumb.
I must have been in on it from the beginning, right?
But I wasn't. It's true.
I didn't have anything to do with it.
I'm sick of the whole thing.
Oh yeah, that's what I want to see.
I've got an interesting bit of police news here.
They've been looking into this Kasai,
and they think one of his buddies might be involved.
Tsunayo Tazawa, 37 years old.
He used to work for a scrap metal company.
What about the witch list?
There were no hits from the list.
I see. And what are the police up to now?
They're on their way to arrest him.
Should we go ahead of them?
We can't. They won't allow us to meddle in something like this
until we know Tazawa's a witch.
We'll just have to exercise some patience here.
Gotcha, boss.
Tazawa!
Mr. Tazawa!
Tazawa!
Hey, that's Tazawa!
Tazawa!
This is bad.
Tazawa!
Michael, come in. Do you read me?
What is it?
Tazawa just ran for it.
There are two cops pursuing right now.
Are you guys okay?
We're fine, but the car's a mess.
He's a witch, all right.
I'm sure he's the one who demolished that car.
I'm not gonna let him catch me.
Uncle, I'm really thirsty.
Here, have some juice.
Oh, thank you, uncle.
The police were right on his tail,
but they lost sight of Tazawa's vehicle
somewhere around the Sasajima intersection.
Sasajima?
Yeah, so I did a little searching,
and it looks like the scrap metal company
where Tazawa used to work is right in that area.
You wanna go check it out?
Where is it?
I don't know.
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You've got the orbo.
That's not the point.
When we go on things like this,
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We're gonna need an ambulance.
Huh?
There's a child inside the car.
There's a child?
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It looks like somebody gave him some juice that was drugged.
He's in a very deep sleep right now, but he'll be fine when he wakes up.
Well, that's good to know.
The case itself is simple enough.
Tazawa must have been the mastermind.
He probably just brought Kasai in because he had inside information about the cash deliveries.
Perhaps, but now that Tazawa's power has been revealed, he's going to be that much
more aggressive and dangerous.
And as I'm sure you all realize, witches prefer to hide their powers and try to blend in as
much as they can.
It's very rare to reveal it to someone who's not a witch, and when they do, it's usually
the result of a trauma or some kind of mental stress that's caused by an emotional breakdown.
According to the police records, they were both compulsive gamblers who owed a lot of
money to various people.
So does that mean he killed Kasai to cover his own tracks and also not to have to divide
the money afterward?
Maybe they both wanted it all and he just got lucky and pulled it off before he got
to him.
In any case, whatever happens, Tazawa knows the law's after him and he knows he's opened
Pandora's box.
We don't necessarily know what he'll do next, but he won't hesitate to use his powers.
What about the boy?
Mamoru Kudo, age seven.
He's a distant relative of Tazawa's.
Seems his parents passed away recently.
For the past six months or so, he's been living with Tazawa.
How do you feel?
Do you have any pain?
Good.
You should be fine.
There's nothing to worry about.
We'll keep an eye on you here for the next two or three days just to see how you're doing,
alrighty?
If he starts having headaches, call me immediately, okay?
Well, that's a relief.
I'm glad nothing's seriously wrong.
Hey, that's not so bad.
Is there anything you need?
Uncle.
What happened to my uncle?
Where's my Uncle Tazawa?
Oh, Mamoru.
He doesn't know that his uncle tried to kill him.
He seems very worried about Tazawa.
That's horrible.
He was like a parent to him.
And also, that boy trusted him.
He's just a big oni.
Oni?
Oni is probably what they'd call a hobgoblin or a troll in Europe.
No, that's not exactly right.
A demon.
A witch.
Huh?
Look, the only reason we came here was so that we could pick up the boy's clothes and some everyday things for him.
That's all.
And to feed the parakeet.
We'll send it over to you later on.
Just give us a list.
Right now, this site's part of an investigation.
And even the STN needs a proper warrant to enter a sealed investigation site like this.
Look, he's a little boy in the hospital, okay?
Why don't you give the kid a break?
As I keep trying to tell you...
Now, now, hold on a second.
It can't hurt to let him do that.
But that's against...
Oh, okay, wait here.
Don't worry, just regulations, okay?
Try not to let it bother you.
Okay.
Here, this should be enough.
Why don't you just take him and get lost?
Thank you very much.
Dojima!
Okay, I'm curious now.
Do you mind telling me about this STN?
I suggest you forget him.
I've known too many detectives who dug into their business and then disappeared.
That guy was a jerk!
Did something happen over there?
Oh, that's Mamoru's parakeet, isn't it?
Do you know the boy named Mamoru?
Oh, you must be from social services to look after him.
You know, I really do feel sorry for that boy.
I hear it, both his parents died.
And since then, he's been passed around by his relatives.
What does she mean, passed around?
Go on.
Well, after that, Mr. Tazawa took over custody, but he's pretty much neglected him.
It was pretty bad, he didn't pay much attention to him.
Then on the other hand, he is an awfully strange child.
Oh, now there, there, darling.
Do you remember those stunts people used to do on TV, bending spoons and such?
I guess he thought it was fun to show folks how he could twist things with his mind.
Maybe that's why none of his relatives wanted to keep him for very long.
Wait a minute, are you telling me Mamoru was the one bending them?
It wasn't Tazawa?
Tazawa bend things, fat chance.
All that good-for-nothing can do is drink himself silly from the time he gets up till he passes out.
He can bend an elbow in the truth, but I'd say that's about it.
There we go.
Signs of a witch just two degrees away from that little boy.
That's gotta be it then.
So I wonder why our friend Tazawa wanted to kill the boy then.
He just wanted to cover his tracks.
Mamoru?
The guys from the factory are heading for the hospital.
We need to take custody of the boy before the police get to him.
Yes, but the factory would...
Keep your emotions out of it.
I know he's just a kid, and we know that Tazawa controlled him, but he's already killed one time.
May I help you?
Yes, hi.
It's about the patient in room 203.
Is he with the doctor or something?
No.
Isn't he in his room?
When did they check him last?
About 20 minutes ago.
Is something wrong?
Hello?
Damn it!
Stupid cops!
Uncle?
Hi, Uncle.
I haven't seen you for a while.
Mamoru!
The police have Tazawa surrounded.
You should head over there and join our group.
The location is...
Mamoru, I don't get it.
Why would he want to save Tazawa?
Amon!
Let's have a look around.
We have to find that kid, or it could mean serious trouble.
Come on, Uncle, hurry up.
Uncle, you didn't try to kill me, did you?
Why?
Who told you that?
Aren't you going to pick those up?
Listen, I...
Pick them all up.
Why?
Was I in the way, Uncle?
Was that it?
Look, I'll give you the money, okay?
You can have it all, I swear.
You're strange, Uncle.
You know the money's already mine.
Because I earned it myself with my power, right?
But then you, Uncle, and Uncle Kasai too.
You tried to take it from me and have it all to yourselves.
You gotta... you gotta forgive me.
I...
Somebody help me!
Help!
You shouldn't have tried to kill me like that, you know?
No, don't do it!
No, don't do this, Mamoru!
Don't do it, Mamoru!
Stop it, I beg you!
No!
But he...
He tried to kill me and then...
I mean, I only...
They're not gonna take me away, are they?
Oh, it's alright. Don't worry.
You'll forgive me. I'm only a kid after all.
I'll be back to see you real soon.
I'm just a little boy.
Huh?
That was the factory.
Let's go.
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