This is a quality, comfortable, three-bedroom house. It's also relocatable. On The Home Show, the great Australian dream with a difference. From here it looks like a simple semi-detached cottage. Maggie uncovers a world of folk art. Safety. It's an issue for everyone. And John looks into household safety. How to recycle industrial waste into environmentally friendly bricks. And check out this Chevy-inspired furniture on The Home Show, 8 o'clock Thursday. You're gonna be the life of the party around here. Really? What's an Englishman doing in the Wild West? I'm over here on business, you know. I sell guns. Guns. Is he a madman? Glass of sherry, please. Or let it dry. Is he a fool? Soldiers! Cease firing! Somebody should definitely have a word with these natives. No, he's the new sheriff. Drop your guns! I'm the sheriff! The Sheriff of Fraction Jaw, 8.30 Friday, ABC. Time's come before I think. And what do you suggest we do? Give him a withering vow? Stark prepares for its moment of triumph. Don't you move, you bloody pervert. Dry your brains! The thrilling conclusion to Ben Elton's Stark, 8.30 tonight. Roy, you've seen Brooke Shields and Michael Jackson at it like rabbits. Is there any hope that it can be a longer lasting relationship than just a one night stand, which has been up until now? Well, I hope so, HG. I mean, you know, I love talking about Brooke Shields and Michael Jackson. I love talking about physics. I love talking about quantum physics. I love talking about two particles being able to be in two places at the one time, even though it's only one particle. That sort of thing as approached to or as in combination with Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields. Roy and HG's This Sporting Life. They're back, 9.30 Monday.