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Welcome back to Dancing with the Stars the semi-finals.
Before the break, the judges were knocked out by Leila and Max's cha-chas.
I'm assuming the scores will reflect that.
Let's find out.
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inabe.
Ten.
Lynn Goodman.
Ten.
Bruno Toglioli.
Ten.
Max was hoping for the perfect 30 out of 30.
The first perfect 30 again for the night doubling.
And of course crushing poor Apollo's hopes of being the first one to get the 60 out of 60.
Now, how did Lynn's teaching methods compare to Max's?
Well, they're both very different.
Lynn is very charming.
But what's so funny is that he was actually...
No, no, no, no.
I didn't mean that.
But I'm saying Lynn actually came to the studio and I taught him how to do the butterfly.
And he was doing it.
And I wish they would have showed that.
And he told me to put it in my routine.
So I'm glad that...
It wasn't that good.
Yes, it was.
No, I'm just kidding.
You're supposed to be nice to the judges.
He liked it.
We turned his opinion around about putting funk in it.
Exactly.
Now, also I will say, Max, I know that you can get frustrated with Layla over here sometimes in training.
But you have said yourself that you've become more than just dance partners.
She's really much more than a dance partner to you.
In what way?
She's like my little sister.
No, but there's never...
I'm older than you.
There's never frustration.
I just want to clear out that my teaching method, it's nothing is personal.
It's just a very productive working environment.
Sometimes I go overboard and it's not necessary, but it's the end result that counts.
That's what's most important for us both.
Do you agree?
What is your relationship like, do you think?
We get along great outside of the studio.
No, I'm kidding.
All right, the passionate ones.
That's what happens in the studio when you're training.
60.
All right, exactly.
For the Latin round, a perfect score of 30 out of 30 for Layla and Max.
Their total for tonight, the first ever perfect 60 out of 60 of the season.
Okay, time for the last dance of the semi-finals.
Here they are again, Joey and Kim.
Dancing the Jive, Joey Fatone and his partner, Kim Johnson.
Poppers in the icebox looking for a king of waves.
Mommas in the backyard learning how to jive away.
Oh, you gotta jump jive.
Make your way out of the jump jive.
Make your way out of the jive.
Make your way out of the jump jive.
Make your way out of the jive.
What a night!
Oh, my!
Oh, say!
What can you say? You haven't said.
Joy, you have more flash than Vegas and more tricks than Houdini.
What a way of ending a night like this.
This is extraordinary.
Really a suitable ground finale for an incredible night.
Don't you agree?
Absolutely.
Daryann?
Well, I just want to say thank you so much for being the guy that comes up here
because it's usually the girls that get up here at the same time.
So I was very happy with that performance.
But that aside, I know that was fantastic.
It was.
Lem, put it on.
Well, I'll tell you something, Joe.
You've got something that everyone's got, but yours is much bigger.
Personality!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You've got such personality. You come out, you've got such energy, you come out with such enthusiasm.
I'll tell you this, if you're not in the final, this show will be missing a great dancer.
You should be in that show.
Ladies and gentlemen, the judges' scores.
Carrie Ann Inaba.
Ten.
Len Goodman.
Ten.
Rimo Toglioli.
Ten.
There it is, another perfect score of 30.
It was friggin' great.
I would think so. It's got to feel good.
You danced your hearts out out there. The judges had their say.
Now, uh-oh, it's in the viewers' hands.
So how important is it for them to get behind you?
It's very important. I mean, you can see that we've been working really, really hard this week.
I mean, it's something, you know, it's an eye-opener to be in the bottom two.
You know, it's the first time for us, and it's just kind of like, we've got to work really, really hard,
pull out all stops that we can possibly do, do the best that we can,
and it's up to, obviously, the voters and everybody out there to, if we did a great job, then vote for us.
Kim, how important do you think it is?
It's very important. The competition is very, very tough right now,
so it really does rely on the public vote.
That's right. You heard it here. It absolutely relies on you.
That is a 60 out of 60 for Joey and Kim's jive.
We are now live behind us, stand before semifinalists.
After all those incredible dances, someone is about to be heartbroken.
Our result show starts now.
Just when you thought they couldn't get any better, they did.
Four came to dance in the highest level of performance ever seen.
You have more flesh than they did.
There was perfection and more perfection.
Tonight, four must become three in the cruelest cut of the season.
No one deserves to go, but for one, the ride is over.
Live, this is Dancing with the Stars.
Live from Hollywood, this is Dancing with the Stars.
Welcome to Dancing with the Stars. The results on Tom Bergera.
And I'm Samantha Harris.
Last night, these four remaining couples raised the stakes
with their highest scoring dances of the season.
With only two points separating them, they all deserve to go to the finals.
The competition was supercharged with six perfect scores.
A controversial cha-cha.
The comeback of a lifetime.
A knockout for the judges.
Latin tips from Lan and Elvis.
In a desperate night of competition,
all reached perfection as the fight for the final intensified.
Apollo launched into a quick step that had speed and control.
The performance left the judges breathless, creating a perfect start to the night.
The Apollo Express is off on a magic ride.
Ten.
Ten, ten.
I'm still on high, can't slow down.
Bergera said he was the Apollo Express.
Take it off.
Woo, here we go.
Everybody ride.
Next stop, Latin Town and a crowd-pleasing cha-cha that was too racy for Lan.
It was gyration and march, and that's not good enough.
Rance or not, I think that was an awesome cha-cha.
Glowing like a goddess, Leila looked destined for greatness.
The quick step couldn't have scored better.
And the cha-cha completed a record-breaking night.
There is no doubt you're a knockout.
We are so excited.
We got a 60 today, and you can't get any higher than that, so we feel good.
Hard work paid off.
Iron came into the semifinals without a single ten to his name.
The tango was danced with intensity, and Len's perfect reward kept him in the game.
First ten.
Yeah!
I won.
That's enough.
I'm done.
I can go home now, really.
Elvis then entered the building as iron unleashed a carefree jive.
The wig worked wonders with the judges, keeping his hopes alive.
Hallelujah!
Finally, iron!
This was the iron that I've been trying to pull out of you week after week.
You finally let go.
You had a great time.
It was a really good time.
I only dreamed about that.
I never thought we'd ever get, you know, three tens in a row.
And tonight, we knocked it out of the park.
It feels like this.
Three tens, baby!
It feels great.
After a tough week in the red, Joey needed to bring his best.
The Foxtrot enchanted as Mr. Showbiz shines.
Ten, ten!
And the jive completed a perfectly entertaining night.
You have more flash than Vegas and more tricks than Houdini.
You've got something that everyone's got, but yours is much bigger.
Personality!
Woo!
We got 60.
We got a perfect score.
It's amazing.
And now we have to top that and do another 60.
Well, we have to get to the final now.
I know.
So we still don't know because, you know, we still may not get to the finals.
But if we go out, we're gonna go out on a bang, I guess.
I hope so.
Everybody in this competition wants to win, and I'm no different.
You know, I'm an athlete, I'm competitive, that's my nature,
and I'm just trying to be the best I can be out there.
Nobody came in here to be second place.
We came in here to win.
That's it.
You have to watch out for everyone, I think.
We don't want it to be over.
Hopefully, we'll see in the finals.
I really don't think there's any need to tell the other contestants
that they need to watch out for us.
They know that because you know why?
The champ is here.
Well, as always, you can see and hear more of our stars
in the Backstage Confessionals on ABC.com.
With their last shot at getting into next week's finals,
here's where our couples ranked on the judges' leaderboard.
In an unprecedented tie with a perfect 60,
Layla and Maxim and Joey and Kim.
The others are just points behind.
One of those couples will be eliminated tonight,
having made it this far only one week before the finals.
All right.
Pack it in and teach their kids to play catch.
Maybe.
He's my boyfriend, so back off, Betty.
I'm gonna fight for Henry.
You're not the only one in charge.
I am the only one with pupils that aren't the size of quarters.
I left my wallet in the bedroom.
Hey, what the...
I won't be going home to you.
What?
May the none of my B's out.
Henry, hi. It's me.
Betty, sorry.
I never know at what point you could just say,
it's me, and the other person knows who it is.
Anyhow, I'm back from Mexico,
and I really need to talk to you.
So just give me a wrinkle.
I mean, a jing.
I'm sorry, I'm combining jingle and ring.
Just call me.
I'm sorry, I'm combining jingle and ring.
Just call me. Thanks.
Learn to talk.
Hey!
Hey, how's Dora the Explorer, huh?
The trip good?
Everything work out with your father's citizenship?
Actually, there were some problems.
He's still in Mexico.
But everything's gonna be okay.
We just spoke to the lawyer this morning,
and he'll be home soon.
Good.
Hey, I brought you something.
Oh, Betty, you shouldn't have.
Oh, I didn't. This is for Henry.
Lucky guy.
This is for you.
A rock?
Wow.
It's supposed to be mystical.
The old man who sold it to me said it will help you
on your journey of enlightenment.
Or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.
Anyway, I just know how hard you've been working
on cleaning yourself up and everything, so...
Here.
Yeah, that's me. All cleaned up.
Daniel, are you wearing makeup?
What, a guy can't wear a little concealer
without being judged? Come on.
But you have a black eye.
How did that happen?
What, did Alexis do this to you?
I've only been gone for a week.
No, it wasn't Alexis.
Um, it happened last night.
Um, I saved this kid who fell in the lake
in Central Park.
What?
I saw this little girl.
Actually, it was a girl scout,
and she had fallen in the lake by the boathouse,
and I dove in, hit my head on a rock,
and pulled her out.
That was it. No biggie.
Where are we ordering lunch from today?
Wait, Daniel, you saved somebody's life?
You're a hero.
Okay, okay, it's over.
You did my good deed for the year.
You know what?
I have something else for Henry.
You deserve this.
Gracias.
I thought I smelled jewelry.
What is that?
That is my way of thanking you
for your second chance at happiness.
Willamina, will you spend
the rest of your life with me?
Oh, Bradford, you know I will.
Oh, my.
It's a big flower, isn't it?
I designed it myself.
I can sense how our love has bloomed.
Happy?
Deliriously.
It's like I'm in a fairy tale.
And you are my beautiful princess.
A home-wrecking slut.
I know she's the reason
Bradford sent over those divorce papers.
Shut it, fish.
Just stack up another set of quarters.
Forgive me, yoga, but are you sure
you don't want to retain
just a dash of your femininity,
buff and beautiful?
Look, you said you would help.
My husband won't take my calls.
He won't see me.
I know if I could just get to him,
I could save my marriage.
Relax, fish.
It's all going down tomorrow
when the transfer's upstate.
Four of us in that band.
You, me, your truth.
Sugar-free shirt.
The diamond.
That sweet thing is gonna be the cute-out plan.
Hello, it's Alexis Mead.
I need to know when you'll be taking care
of the situation with my father.
This waiting is freaking me out.
I told you, it'll happen when it happens.
The less you know, the better.
Now don't be stupid enough to call me again.
Alexis, have you heard the news?
Is it my father?
What happened?
No, it's Daniel.
This girl scout fell in a lake in Central Park
and Daniel jumped in and saved her.
He even hit his head on a rock
and caught a black eye.
Really?
Daniel did that.
Look, I know things between the two of you
have been a little rough,
and I know that you think he's a total screw-up,
but he is a really good person.
You're right.
Sometimes I do forget that.
You know, Betty, I think we should acknowledge
his heroic efforts, don't you?
Oh, cupcakes!
Or something even more special, like one big cake.
Maybe we can go even bigger.
We should have a press conference.
Yeah, okay.
I'll get right on it.
Gah-gah!
Oh, where have you been?
I had to wait for Christine at the go to the bathroom.
That woman retains water like a two-humped camel.
Speaking of humps,
I think I discovered what dear old face-hummers
use this secret room for.
Ah!
Look.
No!
Either that or she had a unique take
on casual Fridays.
You don't think Faye and Bradford would sneak in here and...
Oh, oh, oh, thank you for that image.
Now every time I look at the old man,
I'm gonna picture him trussed up
like a Christmas goose with a ball gag in his mouth.
Inhale Ricky Martin, exhale Colin Farrell.
I still can't get over this place.
It is like four times the size of my studio.
Okay, we tell no one about this.
Except for the occasional delivery guy
who we lure in here to open up his packages.
Ooh, you are a very bad boy.
Ah, ow, again.
Bad boy.
Ow, again.
Bad boy.
Ow, again.
Okay, this is getting creepy even for us.
Can you believe it?
That pathetic loser stole my story.
Your story?
When I was 14,
I was the one who rescued a kid from drowning in Central Park.
I even hit my head on a rock.
So how do you think Daniel got that shiner?
Meets me.
But something tells me he won't want it in the press.
Daniel.
Oh, hi.
What are those?
Oh, just a mint.
Really?
I've never seen them so small.
Hey, there's Henry.
Why don't you go make awkward small talk
with your little friend?
Um, oh my God.
Uh, give me a mint.
What?
No, no, no.
You don't need one.
Daniel, I just had an onion bagel.
Betty, your breath?
That's as a daisy.
Hi.
Oh, hi.
Okay, wrinkle is my new favorite word.
And for the record,
I know it's you when you say it's me.
Thanks.
Um, can we talk?
Yeah.
I'm not in my private...
Okay, I have something I have to tell you
and then I'm probably gonna throw up,
so I'm apologizing for that in advance.
Could we please just have one minute?
Uh-huh, thank you.
I did a lot of thinking.
I did a lot of thinking while I was in Mexico,
and I realized that you very rarely
have a chance in life, but if you don't fight for it,
then you have even less of a chance,
so here I am,
fighting...
for you.
Wow.
And I know you're still a Charlie, but...
Okay, seriously, just 30 more seconds, please.
I think you and I would be amazing, Henry.
We know what the other one's thinking
and we always laugh at the same things,
and you make my mouth go dry
every time you walk into a room.
The only thing I ask is that when you reject me,
just do it quick, you know, like ripping a bandaid off.
Off of my heart.
I broke up with Charlie.
What?
Will you forget the stupid copies?
There are lies going on in here.
You were saying...
She's not the one for me, Betty.
There's someone else.
It makes my mouth go dry.
Who is hogging the...
Ew.
Darkest interrupt estimate.
Get out!
Hey, everyone.
Betty's in heat.
Um...
This isn't exactly how I pictured this.
You're right.
We need to have a real date.
My first date?
My first date.
Oh.
What's that guy's name?
Is that the guy who looks like the boring yo?
It's tomorrow night at eight, okay?
That's great.
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Don't put that in your mouth, I just cleaned my nails with it.
Kidding.
You're totally sterile.
So, Betty Suarez, you're Dr. Fargus' patient, huh?
Yeah, but I'm just here today for a cleaning.
I have my first date tonight with a guy I'm really crazy about,
and I want my teeth to sparkle.
Oh, my God, that is so romantic.
It's like when Julia Roberts flossed before whoring herself in Pretty Woman.
Such a great movie.
And an important message.
OK, I just checked her file.
She had a cleaning two months ago.
Her insurers will not cover this every six months.
Rinse and spit, Angelica, just put it through.
Where's your sense of romance?
She's doing this for the man she loves.
Oh, we should give you pink rubber bands.
Oh, yeah, that would be really fun.
Dentistry is not about fun.
You always think you can bend other rules because you're pretty and blonde.
Is she OK?
She's just mad because we had a nitrous party here the other night,
and we didn't invite her.
That was unethical and costly.
Back to your cave, Shrek.
Don't worry about her.
Just believe in the magic.
Oh, we're totally Bridget Jones.
Did you see that movie?
That is such a great movie.
I mean, one, two is a little...
See?
Ah!
Yep, looks like we have a little cavity on Mr. Lower Left Six.
You know what?
We can get you an ovacate up and a dentist here in two seconds.
No, no, ow!
Uh, no, no, no, no, vikane.
Please, I'll come back tomorrow.
Um, it's just that if my lips are gonna be tingly tonight,
I want it to be because of Henry.
Oh, you are such a chick flick.
I would totally pay $12 to see you.
Really?
Yes.
So you don't like the white?
No, I like the white.
So what's wrong with the red?
I'm gonna eat a cupcake.
Mom, can you run lines with me?
You know, just in case something bad happens
or Joey Colano and I have to go on as Tony.
I mean, I am his understudy right here.
Sweetie, can we forget about West Side Story for two minutes?
You know, we're trying to plan a wedding here.
That's right, best man.
What, you don't want to help with this?
I told mama she went with the green organza for the bridesmaids.
She was on her own.
Okay, I'm thinking we do this at Our Lady of Guadalupe Church,
you know, next to the gas station.
Oh, and we should see if we can get Fat Louie or Baskin-Louie to DJ.
I want St. Patrick's Cathedral and the Harlem Boys Choir releasing dubs.
The Aconsuelas House of Pork and Beans is giving us a deal on a buffet.
And the medallions of lamb should be followed by the foie gras on terrine.
Look, Mario Testino, have him photograph the whole thing in sepia tones.
And we put one of these on every table and bam, our wedding's covered.
I love you.
I love me.
Ow!
I walk away for a hot second and you look five years younger.
Woman, are you aging backwards?
What happened?
Little glitch.
Teeny, tiny, Cindy Crawford mole size problem.
It looks like St. Patrick's Cathedral's already booked on June 16th.
What?
What do you get from St. Patrick's?
Bad incense and a bunch of guilty men in dresses.
Well, a minute later, is marrying Bradford Mee.
This wedding has to be an event.
It's the only date that works for both of us.
Just bump the other bride.
Actually, it's our top advertiser, Fabia.
Fabia?
That little euro wench is getting married?
And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding.
He's rewritten Candle in the Wind just for her.
What?
He was rewriting Candle in the Wind for me.
Oh, give that queen 20 bucks and she'll rewrite it for anybody.
Get Fabia over here.
Wedding Summit 07 is on.
Gen, please follow me.
There's someone in your office I'd like you to meet.
What's that look?
I've got that look.
What? You think you know my looks?
Surprise!
So sweet you know my looks.
What is all this?
You saved a girl's scalp.
You're being honored.
And let's face it, you could use a good press.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Daniel Mee, fashion editor slash hero.
Are you ready?
This is for you.
Thank you.
I don't know what to say.
Well, you can start by letting everyone know the exact details of how you saved the kid in the lake.
Well, I saw this girl's scalp.
She fell in the lake and I saved her.
What time of day?
Morning.
Wouldn't she be in school?
Maybe she was skipping.
Do girl's scouts skip school?
No.
And how'd you hit your head?
Slipped on the rocks when I was getting out of the lake.
I thought you hit your head as you dove in.
I think he's lying.
Is it good to lie?
No.
Would you help me up?
Give me one reason why I should do this.
$50,000 deposited in your daughter's account.
Take the candy bar, please.
Nice work, bitch.
What happened to Fish?
Fish become bitch after two weeks.
Oh my God, you got beat up by a drug dealer?
Look, he took some money and one very expensive watch, which I really didn't like anyway, but that's it.
I'm fine.
I'm not going to use him again.
Use him?
Daniel, what about the drugs?
Well, come on.
It's more like medicine.
Except I happen to buy it from a guy who has a shaved head and a neck tattoo.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm still able to work.
I'm not using sex to avoid my problems.
Because you're using drugs to avoid your problems.
Daniel.
I know, I know.
You're disappointed in me.
No, Daniel.
I am so past disappointed.
Fabia.
Why is Fabia here today?
I thought that I had my meeting for my cosmetic layout tomorrow.
Well, I couldn't wait to congratulate you on your upcoming nuptials.
Oh, grazie.
I haven't done for the wedding.
Oh, here's a picture of my boyfriend.
Demetri is the largest shipping magnum in the world.
I love him.
I need to marry him before his bambinos cut me out of the will.
Ah, love story for the ages.
You must come to the ceremony.
I wouldn't be able to get married without my something old.
With the veins in your legs, you already have your something blue.
I'm just sick.
I can't be there.
I'm also getting married on the 16th to Bradford Meade.
Oh, big fish.
It's just too bad that you won't be able to get married at St. Patrick's Day Cathedral.
So this is how we're going to play it, huh?
Poor Wilhelmina.
As a boy, you're going to have to change your wedding date.
Or do a quickie in Las Vegas.
Wilhelmina Slater does not do Vegas.
Now I want my St. Patrick's and I want my Elton John.
There must be something you want in exchange for the 16th.
Hmm, I don't know.
Anything.
Go on, Batgirl.
He's going to hate it, Dad.
What do I do?
Just add cilantro.
I don't think I got cilantro.
Can I just add some extra cheese?
You didn't buy chili powder and you used ketchup, so why not?
Dad, this has to turn out great.
It's my first date with Henry.
Hey, remember the first time your mother made me dinner?
It tasted like shoe leather.
I didn't care.
It was she made.
Well, how do you make shoe leather?
Because I think that might be better.
You have nothing to prove me, huh?
He already loves you.
Dad, I miss you.
When are you coming home?
I'll be home before you know it, Betty.
Be strong.
You remember the most important thing.
There are takeout menus on top of the fridge.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Take care.
You're early.
Charlie, what are you doing here?
Well, I called Henry at the office, but the receptionist said he'd be here.
Yeah, I'm just making him dinner.
Oh, really?
Well, I have something in the oven, too.
I'm pregnant.
House lights down, music up.
Now bring on the fashion.
Summer suits.
Perfect for nine to five.
Personally, I give it a 10.
Route 66 jeans.
Fit better than a light bulb into a socket.
And that's impressive.
Bermuda shorts.
Long on style.
What's that?
The beach is calling.
Lifeguard on duty.
The all-new Kmart Summer Collections.
It's a show worth seeing.
Kmart.
Bethany!
WU.
Your cell phone bill is what's up.
All this texting.
OMG, INBD.
It is a big deal.
Who are you texting 50 times a day?
IDK, my BFF Jill.
Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
TISNF.
Me paying this bill, that's what's to S, Daniel F.
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I want to go to the mall, Amars.
I really like it there. It's only a half hour drive.
Actually, it's $229 million.
$5,200.
$40 million light years away.
That's as far as I'd go on a first date.
Unless I had great buns.
Big ones, you know, with the shells on them.
Really?
You said it, sister.
What are you talking about?
We're talking about breakfast.
Oh, man. I know what you're talking about.
Oh! What happened?
I got some...
So, you're in my daughter's 5, huh?
Yes, sir.
I'm in there, too.
Oh.
My picture's right next to yours.
It's almost like I'm watching you.
I know.
Is that my phone?
Yes.
Are you ready to go?
Yes.
Bye, Daddy. I love you.
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You're pregnant.
I'll leave for Tucson tomorrow.
You should know as soon as possible.
And ruining your date?
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What are you doing here?
Can we step outside and talk?
You should talk to her.
Oh, Hilda, you are so hot.
You know I am.
Mom!
I'm Tony!
I'm Tony.
Sweetie, I know you want the part, but you can't shrink it into existence.
No. That was Mr. Weaver on the phone.
Joey Kalano woke up totally covered in hives.
Isn't that great?
Why, that poor kid.
I guess he had an allergic reaction to the walnuts he ate.
Well, if he's allergic, why did he eat them?
It's not my fault he wanted to trade sandwiches.
Well, I didn't put walnuts in your chicken salad.
Oh, I think I did.
Rachel Ray said that adds a little crunch.
What is it with the third degree?
Your son is Tony. Be happy.
No, he wouldn't.
Christina, I'm going out on my mind.
He said he was going to call. He hasn't called.
And Charlie's fight leave to Tucson tonight.
I can't sleep.
I can't eat.
Well, I can't sleep.
Betty, just because he's pregnant doesn't mean he's going to get back with the whore.
Sorry, it was that bit harsh.
I'm just trying to be supportive.
Oh, my God.
There's a text message from Henry.
Can we talk?
It's good. Men never want to talk.
OK. Wish me luck.
Here we are.
Where did you come from?
Um, nowhere.
You weren't there a second ago.
Yes, I was.
How drunk are you?
What's that?
No, no, this is my special plate.
Oh, my God. It says Love Dungeon.
It's real.
And now I'm going to be a whore.
It's real.
And now my special plate is ruined.
Oh, please. Your special plate was ruined years ago.
OK, you've seen it. Get out.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God. It's jam-shut.
We're locked in.
No, no, no, no, no. We can't be.
We're not locked in.
So that's it. You're leaving Mom after 38 years.
I mean, now when she needs you more than ever?
For what?
So you can be alone?
Actually, I don't intend to be alone.
What are you talking about?
I've been lucky enough to find someone that loves me.
And I'd be a fool to let that pass me by.
Who is it?
Hello, Daniel.
Well, I mean...
Call me Mommy.
I don't know what else to do to my baby.
Betty, I grew up without a father. I can't do that to my child.
I have to go to Tucson with him.
No, no, Henry. I get that.
You know, I just thought that for one day we were finally...
And I was... I was happy.
I was, too.
I guess that would have been too easy, huh?
So, um, when do you and Charlie leave?
Tonight.
Oh, so I guess... I guess this is, um...
I want you to have a really wonderful life.
You deserve it.
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I'm meeting with the owner of the store.
I'm meeting with the owner of the store tomorrow.
I'm out for the rest of the day at that Fender vendor on Tuesday.
I'm meeting with the insurance claims guy.
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You're right. I can't.
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You're just pulling these out of thin air.
Exactly.
What the hell are you doing?
They're stomping the yard.
Where are you from?
I'm on a step, man.
Battle.
It's not about you.
It's not about me.
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I love cooking for my family.
I love cooking for my friends.
Mostly Italian food.
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I love to get in there and really do it upright.
I like to flip it.
I like to make a shell out of it.
I have arthritis in my shoulders.
It stopped me from cooking for a long, long time.
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I'm up there with my pots and pans, stirring everything, flipping everything.
Ali gave me my Italian back.
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We'll help not just one family, but hundreds.
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And for this layout, Fabi had vision.
All the models should look like they are suffering from sickness of radiation like Chernobyl.
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That's just brilliant.
We'll have a storyboard ready for you by next week.
Come on, baby.
Oh, you made brown.
Marco, clean it up.
Ciao.
Mark, I didn't get a chance to explain, but are you smoking?
Yes, she makes me. And she makes me eat pasta.
Oh, you do look heavy.
What's wrong with your eyes?
Fabi doesn't believe in testing her products on animals, but she does believe in testing them on assistants.
Disgraceful. What about the insurance?
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Well, that's good.
Marco!
I hope June 16th was worth it.
Mark!
Oh, baby, we were.
Mom, I lost it. I go on in two hours and I can't snap.
What kind of gang member can't snap?
You're going to snap all right. You need to relax.
Just eat something. Look, I made you a pizza bagel.
Did Angela Lansbury eat a pizza bagel before she opened in Sweeney Todd?
All I got was pizza bagel.
You know what, kid? You're going to do great tonight.
You'll be there, right?
Of course I'm going to be there. I wouldn't miss it.
Okay.
Hey, spit on your fingers.
Uh, Dad, it's break a leg, not spit on your fingers.
No, no, no, it helps. Watch.
Attaboy.
Hey.
Are you lost again? Your office is two whores down.
Yeah. I just came to say goodbye.
Okay. See you tomorrow.
No, you won't. I'm actually gone. I just quit.
Oh, here's my pen.
What are you babbling about?
There's nothing left here, right?
My mom's going to be in jail for who knows how long.
Dad just told me about him and Meloena.
They're probably going to have some double child together.
Okay, I'm lost.
You know, the funny thing is, I don't have anyone to turn to.
I guess it's not very funny, is it?
Daniel, you're loaded.
Oh, just admit it. You hate me.
Now the Girl Scouts hate me.
But the thing is, I don't hate you.
You want to know a secret?
When I thought you were dead,
I used to go visit your grave every Sunday.
Sometimes I still want to.
Because I still miss you.
Dad, seriously, what did you take and how many?
It was like, seven.
I mean, I'm taking like 12 before I just...
This much booze.
Hey, Alexis, I have the art department on line one.
Whoa. I hope he's not driving.
He's not. I'm taking him to Pinecrest.
I need a town car. Now.
It might be a while.
Paula Abdul's fragrance release party is tonight.
Cars are booked solid.
Then run down to the valet and get the keys to my dad's car.
I have to go to Paula's party.
She's going to hate me, too.
If you ask me, I think she tracked him.
You know she poked a hole in that condom.
I'm not really interested in hearing the specifics right now.
So, you ready for a little nitrous?
No, thank you. I want to feel the pain.
Oh, I hate this girl.
What's her name so I can hate her with a name?
Charlie.
Charlie. Charlie? That's funny.
Dr. Farkas has been dating a girl named Charlie for like two months now.
Well, it can't be the same Charlie because she's been with Henry.
This one's a cute redhead.
She makes jewelry.
She made all the girls in the office this.
I hate it that Farkas was in today's.
Oh, my God. This is Henry's Charlie.
I took Dr. Farkas to Charlie's birthday party.
Oh, my God. I introduced him.
So she's been cheating. Charlie's a cheater.
You know what? Forget I said anything.
I just keep talking when I shouldn't be talking.
Frankly, a little me goes a long way.
Do you know what this means?
No.
Maybe the baby isn't Henry's.
At a crime scene.
Nancy's my best man.
She's fearless.
If you shoot me, it'll leave all sorts of evidence.
Very messy.
In the teen scene.
We'll be having a scoffy pool later, guys.
She's clueless.
I noticed you were wearing penny loafers.
I like old fashioned things.
Oh, we've noticed.
But in the end.
It really gets my go when someone tries to kill me.
I'm going to kill you.
We'll see how you travel when someone tries to kill me.
It's so rude.
She always gets her map.
What's the deal with you and Ned?
Excuse me.
I have to defuse this bomb.
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More snow in the west as Utah gets it with blizzard conditions.
You want to hack it up?
We're going to Utah.
I'm going to use the points.
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More days Canada gets to pound it.
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Previously on America's Next Top Model,
Bianca and Lisa proved volatile roommates.
You really think America's Next Top Model
is going to be an exotic dancer?
And Heather came to the house with model potential
and a disability.
What is it?
Ospergers?
Ospergers.
It's like a mild version of autism.
The photoshoot explored the deadly consequences of smoking.
That is disgusting.
Mila brought the beauty, but not the drama, to her photo.
It was really hard to take it seriously.
I just felt like I looked so absolutely ridiculous.
And she was the first girl sent home.
12 girls were named.
Who will be eliminated tonight?
You want to be on top?
It's time to make it right.
You're ready to let go of the tab.
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Where is that?
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Beth Ann, 3,000 texts last month.
NWRUS.
That wasn't a compliment.
Sean, 1,000 texts?
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Grandma.
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I'm from a really small town in central Florida called Ocala, and it's pretty much just churches
and horse crap.
I feel like I've got what it takes to be a model.
I can do it and I just need to prove it now.
OK, you look nice in the back, I don't know how your face looks though.
Like this?
Fierce face.
Kimberly asked me for some tips and I gave her bad tips.
But I don't feel that that's being a bad friend, I just feel like I'm still competitive and
I can't forget why I'm here.
It doesn't feel right.
It was good!
Well I'm gonna go crazy on this mascara, so.
At first I was kind of afraid that the other girls would kind of look it down upon me.
Because I do have a disability.
You guys look at what we did.
Let's put on a really cute outfit.
Yeah, let's change you.
Even though this is a competition, I'm not trying to be a bitch or act rude to any of
the girls here, you know?
That's just not my personality.
And so I get to like help some of the girls, like what they're wearing.
Heather, I think her disability gives her a lot of leg up.
She gets a big pity call from everyone and I don't know if she deserves it.
Heather, you look good!
Let's get it!
Tyra Mal!
I want a top model that has her stuff together.
But for now, you can all go crazy.
I'm Tyra.
What does that mean?
Makeovers?
I don't know, we just gotta wait and see.
I don't think you can teach a person how to walk.
Like I can teach you.
Yeah you can.
I have my signature walk.
It's not gonna be chain, like I feel like-
But see, see sometimes that signature walk has to change.
No, but I'm not gonna be ignorant like you feel.
Like that's-
You can't teach me how to walk.
I'm not gonna teach you how to walk.
You can't change that walk when a client wants you to change it.
They won't book you.
Selesha's annoying because she keeps bragging about everything she does in her life.
I really hope she doesn't get far in this competition.
It might sound mean, but it's true.
Oh my lord!
What is this?
We pull up to this old building which was Fashion Madhouse.
We go up and there's like this room.
It looks like a haunted house.
And we're like what is this?
Are you crying?
No!
Welcome to Miss J's Fashion Madhouse.
I was so scared for my life.
I'm a fan of horror films, but not when I'm in one.
Okay girls, line up.
I would love to have Miss J as a nurse.
That'd be amazing.
So girls, I'm here today to cure you of your fashion ailments.
So what I'm gonna do is I'm going to show you and teach you each individually on how to walk.
Because today is your one-way teach.
And with me, Miss J, there's always a reason and a method to my madness.
Girls, these are straight jackets.
And each of you will put one on and you will have a pair of heels.
And you will walk.
Because sometimes in really great, incredible high fashion couture shows,
you're gonna wear something that's so restricted.
And you have to bring it alive and not walk like a former patient of this hospital.
So put on a straight jacket.
A straight jacket?
I didn't think that they were gonna be like cotton.
But I didn't think they were gonna be like so rough.
It starts to mess with your head a little bit.
You're like, oh my God, people really have to do this.
Victoria, I need you to walk as though you've been cured.
I made it to the top history program at Yale University,
but I can't walk down a runway properly.
It's very strange.
I'm not very claustrophobic, but being bound and being in a very, very tight space really freaks me out.
Bring the chin down just a little bit.
It's so important that you use your legs.
I need strut, longer strut.
Miss Heather, go.
I beg your pardon.
Heather, when you walk.
This is what you look like.
When he was redoing my walk, I'm like, just shoot me now and send me home.
What I need from you is this.
See my neck.
See my head.
Thank you.
Janet.
There's something sexy about Janet.
Something really sexy about her.
And her face is very unusual.
Miss Kimberly.
Bring it alive. Bring it alive.
Walking in my straight jacket.
More of a challenge than it looks.
You have to completely own it, but it was definitely owning me.
Remember you girls, your job is to just bring anything you have on alive.
Stronger, harder.
Miss Bianca.
My biggest competitor right now, I would have to say is Selesha.
You have a very strong face.
I need you to soften it just a bit.
It's important to me to have a signature walk because signature walk to me is personality.
And I feel that a lot of girls don't have a signature walk because they don't have any personality.
I think you need some more treatment.
Okay.
Girl, if you can just...
No.
I'm so glad that he made that statement about Bianca.
Because if you were to go on a couture runway and walk like that, you wouldn't even know.
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Welcome to I Am A Bay.
I'm Brian Hackney with part two of our look at the California Delta.
And don't tell me you missed part one.
Tonight, we continue our journey deep into this world that looks so different from the one we live in.
And it's just 45 minutes.
Dave's all new with Sarah Michelle Geller tomorrow and Tuesday.
John Edwards previously on the amazing race.
Eleven teams set out from Los Angeles, California.
In a race of 30000 miles across four continents.
Teams had trouble with animals.
You listen, you make me lose it.
I'm going to cut you off and.
Maybe.
Vehicles.
This is terrifying.
With taxi drivers.
You won't take us because we're wet.
Please.
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Please.
This is so unfair.
And U-turns.
We're turning Nicholas and Don.
We should have you turn in.
A team spell by the wayside.
Ari and Stella.
Kate and Pat.
Mariana and Julia.
Lorena and Jason.
Shannon and Jennifer.
Azaria and Hindakiya.
Tempt and Vixen.
Dave and Jen.
Sorry to tell you you have both been eliminated from the race.
Sucks.
Big time.
Father and daughter, Ron and Christina, began the race on a mission.
As a dad who's somewhat been absent in her life, I didn't want to disappoint her.
But discovered they had a lot of issues to work on.
I'm trying to give you the real truth that other people don't tell you that you have boogers in your bones.
Eventually, the pair found common ground.
I think this is the first time my dad has willingly volunteered to give me some reins.
So I'm very happy right now.
And their newfound harmony was reflected in their performance.
Team number one.
Whoa.
Grandson Nick and 68-year-old grandfather Don, the oldest person ever to make the final three, had several close calls.
Don's wide array of talents.
I've done some masonry work.
I was in the printing business.
I actually have done a little bit of mining.
I've certainly been around animals.
Along with Nick's willingness to pick up the load.
Let me carry your bag.
Kept them both in the game.
You are one of the three teams who will be racing in the final leg.
Newly dating couple TK and Rachel maintained a calm attitude throughout the race.
Show time.
Calm and collected all the way there, all right?
Enjoying each other.
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Their competitive spark.
Touch the team, baby.
Propelled them into the final three.
In tonight's season finale, one of these teams will win $1 million.
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Tanking.
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This is the city of Taipei, located on the island of Taiwan.
And in the heart of this burgeoning city, Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall Plaza,
this was the 10th pit stop in a race around the world.
Ron and Christina, who were the first to arrive at 9.47 here, will depart at 9.47 a.m.
Fly to your final destination, St. Peter's, Alaska.
The team must now travel more than 4,500 miles to their final destination city, Anchorage, Alaska.
When they land, they must make their way to this outdoor adventure store, Sixth Avenue Outfitters.
Here, they'll pick up some necessary gear for their journey ahead, along with their next clue.
You get $392 for this leg of the race.
Anchorage, Alaska, let's go.
For this leg, we're running to the finish line first.
There's a taxi there.
It's true, everyone here is strong and smart, but my dad and I are stronger and smarter.
We've seen how hard it is at the bottom, and we're going to keep our spot at number one.
Anchorage, Alaska.
All right, let's do it.
I really think every team has its way to be successful, and for us, it's definitely staying calm.
It's been proven time and time again how important it is for TK and I to just slow down and do one task at a time,
and it really is just as simple as that.
I've always wanted to go to Alaska.
Hell yeah.
Come on, let's go.
Daddy, look.
Where?
Anchorage.
China Airlines.
Come on.
Fly to your final destination city, Anchorage, Alaska.
Riding the race, it's given me respect for my grandfather, how hard he's pushed himself.
Airport, airport.
I'm very proud of what he's done, and I don't know anyone at his age that could do this.
I've always wanted to go to Alaska.
There's got to be some hunting and fishing challenges.
When I was a kid, I fished and hunted every day, so I'm pretty experienced.
You'll be in charge.
I'm in charge.
We need two tickets economy to Anchorage, Alaska today.
Anchorage.
Today.
We have seats available.
It's all good.
It's the earliest flight.
Our seats need to be closest to the front.
When we get to Alaska, we've got to leave the plane as soon as possible.
Is there any free upgrade to your lounge?
Yep.
Here's your ticket.
Wonderful.
Thank you so much.
Okay, let's get out of here.
The lounge has access to the internet.
I know China Air is the biggest airlines here.
Have you seen other people like us?
Uh huh, yeah, already.
You bought tickets to Anchorage?
Yes.
Okay, could we get the same tickets?
Yeah.
This is awesome.
Ron and Chris, they're on this plane.
I can't believe we're on the same flight with another team.
When was the last time that happened?
Bye.
China Air.
All right.
This is it.
We're good.
Thank you very much.
Tom, stay with me.
You guys fly to Anchorage nonstop?
Yeah, we do.
There's Nick and Don.
Okay, we love to you.
Thank you very much.
We're all together.
We've got the one and only flight.
There's nothing else.
Did you see Ron and Chris?
Nope.
No one knows where Ron and Chris are.
Well, let's find them then.
We need the internet.
Tom, let's do this.
You didn't see Ron and Chris.
Where are they?
60,000 in Anchorage, Alaska.
I'm going to write the address down.
We're going to keep our lead.
Oh, Ron and Chris, yeah.
D2 is way over there.
The board said this was the only flight.
Dude, I'm freaking out now.
TJ is making me nervous.
There is no other flight.
Do we know that?
Is this him?
Yes, yes.
I told you.
Oh, man, I can start breathing again.
Thank you.
This is it, do or die.
This is what we've been waiting for.
We're on the final destination, the city of Anchorage.
We're just so excited to get to the final leg in the moon dollars.
Ready, Ron?
Everyone knows we're a force.
We are a strong team and in it to win it.
With our combination of skills, we're ready to go to the top and come in first place.
This is awesome, man, the final push.
Who's the faster running team out of the three of us?
I've seen Ron run like a ninja.
I need to find a taxi.
Taxi, taxi, taxi.
Done?
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
This is taxi, they are.
Taxi.
Hi, sir.
Six Avenue Outfitters as fast as possible.
Let's go, let's go.
We know where it is.
This is it, do or die.
Do you know what Six Avenue Outfitters is?
Outfitters?
Yes.
Right now, coming out of the airport, we're in second place.
Ron and Chris, man, they're doing a great job of staying out front, huh?
But not for long.
I'm going to Six Street Outfitters.
Big hurry.
Once we get to the first stop and we find out what we're going to do, I think it will
smooth things out, at least in my mind.
Six Avenue Outfitters.
Hi, we're here for our gear.
Thank you so much.
Find Ship Creek Boat Launch.
Teams must now make their way to the waterfront and find this place, Ship Creek Boat Launch,
where they'll find their next clue.
Okay, come on, let's go.
Thank you.
Do you know where Ship Creek Boat Launch is?
Yes.
Come on, Scull.
As fast as possible.
We're going to do Filet-O-Fish.
I have to make sure I don't cut myself with this thing.
Here it is.
We'll be right back.
Right here, baby.
Hello, you have gear for us?
Thank you.
Find Ship Creek Boat Launch.
Do we take this?
This is our gear.
Filet-O-Fish.
Ship Creek Boat Launch.
Hoping we don't miss a thing here.
Do you know where it is?
I think so.
Find Ship Creek Boat Launch.
Let's go.
Ship Creek Boat Launch.
Only behind by a couple minutes, so we're in pretty good shape.
Yeah, I see the clue box.
Okay.
Come on, be careful.
That's detour.
Detour.
In this detour, teams have to choose between two tasks commonly performed by the fishermen
of Alaska.
The choice, cut the cod or grab the crab.
In Cut the Car, teams must cut through several 50-pound ling cod and search for a miniature
clue hidden inside one of the fish.
The task may be disgusting to some, but teams with the guts to dig into their work could
finish fast.
In Grab the Crab, teams jump into the hold of this boat, swarming with over 500 live
crabs.
Then, they must search through the nipping crustaceans and find one crab marked with
race colors.
The task isn't disgusting, but they'll have to deal with hundreds of writhing crabs, and
teams without fast hands could find themselves in a pinch.
What's this you call?
This is a new cod.
My understanding of crabs, they could just be biting and clawing their way up to our
bodies, and I decided that filleting ling cod would probably be best.
To the fish station, these are huge.
I thought these were small ling, these are monsters.
You're looking for a miniature canister.
One of you may be able to find one.
A miniature canister, one of you may use a fillet knife.
Oh, these are monsters.
Look at that.
Oh, God.
How do you fillet these things?
This ain't no easy task for a city slicker.
Is this it?
Yeah, man.
Where's the metal bridge?
Oh, man.
This is no good.
So, you know where this is.
Ship Creek Boat Lunch.
I'm a cab driver.
No stuff like that.
Thank you.
Do you know where the Ship Creek Boat Lunch is?
Right down there, five minutes.
Oh, man.
It's like five minutes down that way, right, Rachel?
Yeah.
Oh, man, this is a lot of nasty guts.
People don't eat guts here, do they?
You know, I don't know if this thing has been ingested.
It's hidden somewhere.
They don't say where.
Just get out of my way.
I'm not very good with knives.
Just start cutting and then I'll help.
I just don't want to miss anything, you know?
Yep.
Now, you have to help me.
I know.
No, just I'm going to put this here.
Oh, I found it.
It's right here.
Debbie, cut it.
Oh, my God.
Shh, shh, shh.
There, I can't fit.
Here, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Get to a 20-mile river by taxi.
Teams must now travel 60 miles by taxi to this boat landing.
Then take a high-speed ride upriver to this place, 20-mile glacier.
What teams don't know is their next clue is atop this massive primordial ice,
and they'll have to climb the face of this glacier to get it.
I picked the right fish.
As soon as possible, please.
It's in the 20-mile river.
Do you know where that is?
I think so.
Really, sir?
I think so.
Here.
It's a Rod and Chris.
Oh, crap.
Another day.
There's another team.
Who's this one?
That's TK.
That was Rod and Chris that just drove by us.
Did you see those yellow cabs?
We can't let any of those pass us at any point in the day.
Fastest possible.
That box is our clue right there.
Lead the way.
This has got to be it around here.
There's Nick and Todd.
Oh, we see it right over there.
Grab a crab.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
You may each use a pair of rubber gloves from the bag.
You got to be careful.
We see it right there.
You got to be careful.
I don't even know where it is.
There are begrudgingly large bags in every car.
Robert, do you know where theans.
No, I don't.
Oh, okay.
I didn't.
It's driving me nuts.
Robert, you got your gloves from the bag.
You got rubber gloves from the bag.
We didn't get a bag.
You're handing a clue and didn't get a bag.
I think Nick said he didn't have the gloves.
Crap.
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Get your gear.
So we would have asked for gear.
Seems simple to me.
Your hindsight is always 20-20?
No, no. Don't give me the hindsight.
You read the clue, but you didn't understand it.
So that's the way I see it.
Fling conduct.
That sounds more difficult.
The crab will have something right on the outside.
And we can just tear through those things.
Okay, we're choosing the crab.
Just by the skin of our teeth, I think we're on number one position.
We're a good team now.
It's come a long way since like one.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, let's go.
This is an experience.
We just need to plan one.
Ow!
This is rough, babe.
I don't know if we chose the right one.
Ow, ow, ow!
There it is.
Thank you.
Take us back to where we were.
Let's go, man.
Maybe we should cut those fish up.
Let's go.
How long does it take you to gut one fish?
A minute.
Okay, let's do the fish.
You can gut the fish faster than everyone.
Should we run in each tank, maybe?
Okay, okay.
Yeah, you go in there.
Unlucky crab, where are you?
You got to run over there.
Oh, yeah, perfect.
Ah!
You okay?
Sorry, I was like taking my shoe off.
This is rough, babe.
I'm feeling like my foot is pretty stinking.
Thank you.
Let's do this.
We should make a decision quick.
I think we should stop.
Good.
TK and Rachel are still there.
You think we should go cut the thing?
Yeah.
All right.
Keep up.
Come on, give me one.
I found one!
You found it?
I found it.
Oh, you found it?
Quick, quick.
Cut, cut, cut.
Get to 20 Mile River by taxi.
Have at it.
All right, let's go, babe.
Come on.
Cut, cut, cut.
Oh, man, that's gross.
Come on, real quick.
We need to get to 20 Mile River.
Can we go there fast?
Yeah.
Okay, get in there.
Start looking.
With my hands?
Yes.
What do you think?
Ow.
Got to be inside some place.
Here it is.
I got it.
Yeah.
Here's the clue in here.
Get to 20 Mile River by taxi.
Find marked boat launch.
Come on, Nick.
20 Mile River.
You know where that is?
Excellent.
We're in last place right now, but gutted the fish pretty fast.
TK and Rachel are still there.
We're probably three or four minutes ahead of us.
I don't like being third out of three.
See that?
It's in a mount ridge.
That's a glacier that's there for dentures probably.
Chris and Ron, they're just about 20 to 25 minutes in front of us.
We need to make up that time.
I think it's going to take something relatively small for us to catch up to Ron and Chris.
Hopefully that will shake them enough to where we'll be able to go.
I'm going to put the boat down.
Good luck, guys.
We're going to have to get to the other side of the river.
All right.
We're going to have to get to the other side of the river.
It's just so beautiful.
Thank you so much.
Please say a prayer for us.
Choose your PMD.
Okay.
Choose your boat.
Choose a red.
This means on the next boat?
Yeah.
Ah!
Being able to run this race with my dad is a dream come true.
It's so much fun!
I would like to know the 20 mile level.
I got it kidding me.
I need the direction to 20 miles.
Okay we need another taxi or we need to get there.
Try and stay calm.
Taxis can make a huge difference.
I think we got a good one this time.
We got number one taxi.
It's easier to communicate with taxi drivers.
I think I made right our left.
Going pretty fast in this taxi.
Okay thank you.
You know where to go?
Yeah, yeah.
Hopefully this is right.
We got one taxi here.
Green or orange babe?
Green.
Alright.
Come on Nick.
We caught up with TK and Rachel.
Awesome.
Woo.
This is awesome.
What I love about TK the most on the race is just how much fun we have together.
I couldn't ask for anything more.
Yeah baby.
The amazing race has been everything I wanted and more.
We've gotten to see all different kinds of the world and do things that you would really
never have the opportunity.
We'll have many stories to tell.
Hello my name is Matt.
Hi Matt.
To get to your next clue you have to climb that ice face right there.
Both of us have to do that.
Both of you have to do it.
Oh wow.
I personally am very much afraid of heights and to have a potential drop into a glacial
water, that was something that was frightening.
Dad, look at this.
Don't worry.
Oh my god.
It's going to be like that.
Okay.
Watch out, those things are sharp.
Are you excited?
Yes, excited and full of fear.
Okay so step right up there.
Swing your tools real hard.
You got it dad, you're doing great.
I'm afraid of falling.
It was very intimidating because it was a sheer, almost a 90 degree angle going up that
glacier.
Go daddy.
I can't keep my legs from shaking.
Daddy step over here and swing your tools.
Got it.
This has got to be it right here.
We're going super fast.
Oh my god.
For the first time I was pretty impressive.
Oh thank you sir.
Never thought I could do this kind of thing but now I'm pumped maybe to get some lessons.
Come on Chris, you can do it.
I'm trying.
Come on Chris, you're doing great man.
Go.
God.
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I can't keep my legs from shaking.
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Come on, Chris, you can do it.
I'm trying.
I hardly could even get a hold of the glacier.
Go, girl, go.
There's Nick and Don.
Wait, Harry.
What really just pulled me through
was knowing that my dad was going to receive me
on the top of the glacier.
You can do it.
I had to just tuck it up and power through.
Good job.
Go.
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Oh, she's coming up.
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A little frightening, but once you got the grip of it,
it's okay.
That was really scary.
Nick is going to run up there.
So you see the clue box?
Wow.
Good job, daddy.
Good job, okay, you're almost there.
It's really starting.
Take a helicopter to Merrill Field.
Teams must now take a breathtaking ride
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They cross the Alaskan wilderness to this clearing
known as Merrill Field.
When they land, they'll travel by taxi to Goose Lake Park
where their next clue awaits.
Let's go.
Wow, a helicopter ride.
Woo.
Get this way.
Okay.
Yeah, what an exhilarating day.
You know what's that?
Yep, thanks.
Bye, daddy.
Wow, their neck and neck, it looks like,
right near their tail.
All right, thanks.
Good job, babe.
Take a helicopter to Merrill Field.
Let's go.
Quick, quick, quick.
Crap.
We can pass these guys up.
I'm doing all I can.
Oh, boy.
Come on, Don.
Crap.
There you go.
Yeah, nice.
That's just not tough.
Nice helicopter.
Awesome.
Woo hoo hoo.
Good job, good job, good job.
We're going.
Oh my God.
Come on, Nick.
This is hard.
Just keep going.
Keep going.
Yeah, we need to catch up to a person
who's not so bad.
They're so close.
Danny, let's go through here.
Touching.
We need to go to Goose Lake Park.
It's an emergency.
Thank you.
It's the fastest way possible.
Good job, Nicky.
Make your way to Goose Lake Park.
Don't blast me on the off.
You ready to sprint?
You know, Goose Lake Park.
All right, perfect.
Man, that helicopter ride was amazing.
Goose Lake Park.
There's the cool box.
Cool box.
Final roadblock.
Who wants to relive your experience on the race?
A roadblock is a task that only one person may perform.
In this roadblock, that person will face a field of objects
they encountered along the race course.
Each team has been given 15 recognizable items
from different legs of the race.
With stress and exhaustion at an all-time high,
they must place on this stage 10 specific items
that match two different requirements.
First, there may be only one item from each of the 10 prior legs of the race.
Second, of the 10 items,
three must be animals or animal byproducts.
One must be a U-turn.
Two must be objects either at or brought to a pit stop.
Two must be items of transportation with wheels,
one of which was used at a detour,
and one must be an item of transportation resembling the shape of a stick.
If it sounds easy, think again.
The trick is there are several ways to fulfill either of these requirements,
but there's only one correct group of 10 items that fulfill both.
Once they've put the 10 correct items onto their stage,
the clue box will open and they'll get their next clue.
Memory and logical key.
You are it.
Use the enclosed instruction sheet to determine which 10 items to put on the stage.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm counting on Christina to do this roadblock rather quickly
because she's the one who has a better memory than I do.
I've got senior moments and I think that I might just blow it and get nervous on this.
You must not use a pen or pencil during this challenge.
The 10 objects you place on the stage must have exactly one item from each leg of the race.
Oh, my God.
When you think you're done, you must stay done.
She's feeling pumped and I'm feeling pumped too.
I'm quite nervous.
The U-turn came up in the India leg as well as Burkina Faso.
Two objects are already at required at the pit stop.
But the chicken represented leg four in Burkina Faso.
You guys have your chicken?
Yes, yes, sir.
We have your chicken.
No chicken, no chicken.
So India's the U-turn.
Oh, no one's been U-turned.
You know, here we are on the final leg on the precipice of victory,
but right behind us are people blowing on our necks.
We know Chris and Ron are out in front of us and Nick and Don are just behind us.
So we just got to hope that Chris and Ron get held up at the roadblock.
One item transportation resembling the shape of a stick.
One item of transportation resembling the shape of...
This was a stilt, but that was a detour.
Transportation.
That was the roadblock.
I don't get it.
This is it.
There's the clear right there.
Rachel, let's go, babe.
Final roadblock.
Who wants to relive your experience on the race?
You want to do it?
I think I can do it.
Yeah, I'm feeling good.
Have fun.
Rachel's really smart.
I'm 100% confident.
I think she's going to get it.
I think she's going to do well.
There's a U-turn in Burkina Faso and there was a U-turn in India.
OK, so we brought a chicken.
A chicken?
The chicken was from Burkina Faso, so the U-turn has to be India.
Yeah, coming down the wire.
Under the wire, yeah.
Coming down the...
You guys are always out in front.
Ireland is the donkey.
After Ireland, we went to the Netherlands and that was a detour bike.
After the Netherlands, we went to Burkina Faso, which was the camel road.
And after chicken, and after Burkina Faso, we went to Lithuania.
Lithuania.
What was Lithuania?
Is there something trying?
Lithuania?
The stilts.
OK.
All right.
Hey, Rod.
It's on now.
Memory and logic are key.
That's you.
It's going to be frustrating.
The stress is on.
Yes, Chris.
Still at foot.
Nick might win this thing, man.
You never know.
He's got a great memory.
There'd be no sense in me doing this.
I'd be there for a year.
Transportation.
The stilts are transportation.
These are transportation.
This is my Lithuania.
Is this OK?
Oh, it's too much, too.
Oh, this was already a pit stop.
Ah!
Woohoo!
I'm going to bring all these things on stage and then try and figure out what's what.
The cup of tea is from Taiwan.
Thank you.
Wow.
It's really hot.
Japan is him.
Taiwan.
Done.
I'm done.
I didn't open it up.
It's not correct.
Oh, my gosh.
I have ten total.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Done.
No.
The Blackberry was Lithuania.
Next is Croatia, which is the boat.
Lithuania, Croatia.
After Croatia.
after Croatia.
That was Italy, not Lithuania.
Blackberry is Italy.
Oh God, I have two Ireland's on here.
I need to have the donkey on the stage
because I need animals.
Are you an animal?
You're not an animal.
Three animals are animal byproducts.
That's what's messing me up.
Can you come on?
Human being is an animal.
Will you stay on the stage?
You're the Amazing Race Cleaning guy.
Are you an animal?
I have too many animals.
I don't know what the red stick is.
I've never seen that stick.
What the hell is this gun?
Croatia.
This is not it, so it's this.
Can you step on the stage, sir?
Okay, done.
I don't get it.
I literally have no other answers to this.
For a million dollars, I can't figure it out.
We're very nervous.
It's anybody's race at this point in time.
Nobody has an edge, so the person who gets out of here first
will probably be in the winner's circle.
Hey honey, did you pack up your bags?
What, honey?
I'm probably dead.
Genius against genius.
Our babies will be spark and beautiful.
Not to mention imaginary.
And brother against brother.
You snaked my girlfriend?
I could go rock.
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You're nuts.
Chris was there first and now she's having problems
and now Rachel was second and she also has problems.
Nick was third and he also has problems.
So it's a quite difficult puzzle to solve.
We're all very nervous.
So who's going to come out of that first?
After freaking Netherlands, we went to Burkina.
That gun is just a piece of right there.
There was definitely a formula that was going to work for this.
I knew it was going to be crucial to stay calm.
After freaking Burkina, we did the camel milk first
and then we did the freaking chicken.
What do I change?
I'm going to try and see if this works.
The Netherlands is all over the map here.
I have two Netherlands.
This doesn't make sense.
Okay, if I take this bike off, I bring that bike on.
Then I have two things for answering.
Stumped.
I have two Netherlands. I don't get it.
I take this bike off.
Please, God, please help me.
I'm trying to get this bike on.
Okay, God, please help me. Dear Lord, please.
This is a dick.
The pole vault. Where was the pole vault?
I can't remember. I can't remember.
I'm stuck.
My last thing was the Amsterdam.
Amsterdam is the pole vault.
The tandem bike was in Ireland.
The bike from the Amsterdam roadblock.
I have the chicken from Burkina Faso, the milk from Burkina Faso,
the stilts from Athelania, the gun from Croatia,
blackberries from Italy, the U-turn,
and then I have Japan, and then I have the tea.
Done.
Open it, open it.
Find Cook's eye view of the sleeping lady.
Teams must now travel by taxi and figure out that their clue
is sending them to this statue of famed explorer, Captain James Cook.
It's here they'll find their next clue.
Hurry, let's go.
I can't see anything.
Come on, babe, hurry.
Hop in.
You're amazing, you're amazing.
I'm so proud of you.
Good job.
Find Cook's eye view of the sleeping lady.
The sleeping lady is across the internet.
You can see it from up there on the hill.
So we know where we're going then.
Please, God, please help me.
I think the Netherlands is killing me.
The pole vault.
Done.
Daddy!
Come on, good job, good job, come on.
You go, girl.
Good job, good job.
Cook's eye view of the sleeping lady.
I'm so sorry.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Good job.
Cook's eye view of the sleeping lady.
Oh, you do?
Can we go as fast as possible?
It's worth a million dollars, sure.
You know that taxi that left before us?
It'd be great if we could beat that taxi.
Are you taking us to that hill?
I keep thinking, man.
They can't move.
I gotta turn around.
Wow, this is intense, man.
Life isn't over until you get to the finish line.
We might be the come back kids and catch up.
Do you want me to give up?
Thanks, man.
We're going the right way.
It's not over until it's over.
Yes!
Find the Salmon Hooker.
Teams must now travel on foot into downtown Anchorage
and find the statue of the Salmon Hooker
where their next clue awaits.
Okay, so let's go after him.
Resolution Park.
Is this it?
Yeah.
Find the Salmon Hooker.
Sir, do you know what the Salmon Hooker is?
We're down this way a few blocks and somebody down there probably knows.
Thank you so much.
Do you know where the Salmon Hooker is?
It is on G Street, 5th and G.
Thank you very much.
Let's go.
Go left.
We're looking for the Salmon Hooker.
The fish in the 5th and G.
You're awesome. Thank you.
This is for the prize, baby.
Come on, million bucks, babe. Let's do it.
Salmon Hooker.
This is 5th.
Okay, G.
This is H. G. Singed.
Yeah, I know. We need to cross over to 5th and run down to G.
Okay, cool.
Right behind TK and Rachel.
Let's run.
Is this G?
Yeah.
You see anything?
No, not yet.
Come on.
Just a little bit more.
Oh, this is it right here.
The Salmon Hooker.
This is the clue.
Oh, I see the box.
This is it.
Take it to I-C-2.
Girdwood Airport.
I run to the finish line.
Let's go.
Oh, baby.
I need a taxi.
There's a taxi down here.
This is it.
Take a taxi to the Girdwood Airport and run to the finish line.
All right, go, go, go.
Taxi.
We need to go to the Girdwood Airport.
We're in a very big hurry.
This is what.
Come here.
Good job, dad.
Cool.
I'm fired up.
We need to get to this airport.
We need to get to that finish line.
Oh, man.
This is intense.
We need to go as fast as possible.
Come on, sir, please.
A lot is going on at Stegar, sir.
My daughter is...
I'm going to get a little nervous.
My daughter is counting on you and so am I.
For everything we've been through, I can't believe that this moment right now is us going
to the finish line.
We're now trying to get as much gusto into our final sprint to the finish line.
We won't be disappointed if we come in second.
I learned a lot, you know, how to become a better person, you know?
You're number one in my eye.
OK.
to the finish line.
We're now trying to get as much gusto into our final sprint
to the finish line.
We won't be disappointed if we come in second.
I learned a lot, you know, how to become a better person,
you know?
You're number one in my eye.
Oh, man.
We just need to get there, man.
We just need to get there.
Oh, baby!
Ah!
We just have to make a mad dash.
We're ready to run, man.
MUSIC PLAYING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I think I'm crying already!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Ten cities, four continents, nearly 30,000 miles.
TK and Rachel, you are the official winners
of the Amazing Race.
You have won the $1 million.
Congratulations!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I can't believe it.
I'm really speechless.
None of this even seems real.
It's kind of freaking me out.
How has your relationship changed, guys,
from when you started this race to now?
You know, this whole thing was just such a crazy rollercoaster
with so many ups and downs, and to do with Rachel,
I think our relationship has only grown through this whole thing.
And for that, I mean, that's more important than any of this for me.
That's a huge reward right there.
Good job, guys.
I'm incredibly proud of Rachel.
She is petite, but she still went out
and beat a hell of a lot of very competitive people.
It's just a testament to how tough she actually is.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Good job, guys.
Congratulations. Congratulations.
Good job. Good job.
Kristen, Ron, you're the second team to finish the Amazing Race.
Congratulations. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
First, I remember one thing you said to me.
You weren't sure whether the old man could change.
He knows this is a dream for me to, you know,
be in this amazing adventure and to run with him.
There's no one else in this whole entire world
I would run this race with except for my dad.
And I'm just so happy to be here with him right now.
I feel real grateful that even though I didn't come up with the first place,
but I come up with the first place in my daughter's heart
and the fact that I changed for the better.
Can you talk to your daughter about what she means to you?
For once in my life, when I say these words,
I love you, I really mean it.
You too.
I had the elation of bonding with Christina for the entire race,
and that was just joy that I cannot express.
I am a new man.
The transformations my dad has made
and the deepening of our relationship is worth far more than a million dollars.
My dad and I have a strong friendship now, and you can't buy that.
I'm just so happy to be here with him.
Nick and Don, you're team number three.
Congratulations.
A great race.
And Don, I can tell you that you are officially the oldest person
to have ever made it this far in the Amazing Race.
Did you ever think you would get this far in the race?
Yeah, but not in third.
Not in third.
Congratulations, guys.
Nick, did you get what you wanted out of this race
apart from the fact that you didn't win?
Aside from winning, my main goal is to just come here
and be on the mat and race around the world
and have a great time with my grandfather
and get everything I wanted from it and more.
It was just an incredible experience looking back
and definitely one I'll take for the rest of my life
and even more amazing doing it with my grandfather.
I always said that I could do this competition,
but now I had a chance to prove it.
The thing that made me the happiest,
that I could go all the way to every leg.
My feelings for TK are very real.
He's my best friend.
He's my rock, and he's just my favorite person,
and I got to do all this with him.
Being able to do the entire race,
not compromising our relationship in any way,
and in the process making great friendships
just makes winning it that much sweeter.
Nice guys can definitely finish first,
and I think we proved it with this.
Now we raced the race and we won.
I love you.
Ann, here's how it goes.
Meredith, I don't want to see you anymore.
Meredith, I don't love you anymore.
Meredith, I do love you.
Don't you see?
Don't you understand?
You have the love of my life.
I can't leave you,
but you're constantly leaving me.
You walk away when you want, you come back when you want.
Not everyone.
Not your friends, but you leave me.
So I'm asking you,
you don't see a future for us if you're not in this.
Please.
Please just end it because I can't, I'm in it.
Pull me out of my misery.
I can't, I, I,
Christina is getting married.
I have to go make sure she gets married.
There?
I really need to make sure she gets down that aisle.
Let's go, we're running late.
Love
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Oh, they locked you in a tower!
Hey, that was for my own good!
Now here's our chance. Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home.
Harold, we have to be quick.
While they're not looking, we can make a run for it.
Shrek, stop it! Everything's gonna be a disaster!
There is no way you can do this.
But I really, really don't want to be here.
Mom, Dad.
I'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek.
Shrek!
Excuse me.
Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona?
That's good.
I guess not.
What do you mean, not on the list?
Don't tell me you don't know who I am.
Hey, what's happening, everybody?
Thanks for waiting.
You know, I had the hardest time finding this place.
No, no! Bad donkey, bad, down.
No, no, no, Dad, Dad, it's all right. It's all right. He's with us.
He helped rescue me from the dragon.
Yep, that's me, the noble Steve.
Hey, waiter, how about a bowl for the Steve?
Oh, boy.
Um, Shrek.
Yeah?
Oh, sorry. Great soup, Mrs. Q.
No, no, no, darling.
Oh!
So, Fiona, tell us about where you live.
Well, Shrek owns his own land.
Don't you, honey?
Oh, yes. It's in an enchanted forest.
Abundant in squirrels and cute little duckies and...
What? I know you ain't talking about the swamp.
Donkey.
An ogre from a swamp? Oh, how original.
Well, I suppose that will be a fine place to raise the children.
It's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
Indeed. I just started eating.
Harold!
What's that supposed to mean?
Dad, it's great, OK?
Well, for his type.
Yes.
My type?
I gotta go to bed.
Dinner is served.
Never mind. I can hold it.
Bon appétit.
Oh, Mexican food. My favourite.
Well, let's not just sit here with our tummies rumbling.
Everybody dig in.
Don't mind if I do, Lillian.
So, I suppose the grandchildren I could expect from you would be...
Ogres. Yes.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?
Oh, no! No, of course not!
That is assuming you don't eat your own gum.
Dad!
Oh, no. We usually prefer the ones who've been locked away in a tower.
Shrek, please.
I only did that because I love her.
Oh, hi. Daycare or dragon-guarded castle?
You wouldn't understand. You're not her father.
Ah.
It's so nice to have the family together for dinner.
Harold!
Shrek!
Fiona!
Mum!
Harold!
Hey!
Oh
Your volunteers have called to me so here comes my sweet remedy I
Know what every princess needs for her to live life
My dear look at you you're all them
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Who are you oh
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You can spoon on the moon with the prince
Don't be proud you'll be far
As Jesus a long day stay have some chicken pickers a never talk here and there
Thank you very much fairy godmother, but I really don't need all this
Oh
You got a puppy all I got in my room with shampoo oh
Very godmother
furniture
I'd like you to meet my husband
Shrek your husband what?
What did this happen Shrek is the one who rescued me, but that can't be right. Oh great more relatives
She's just trying to help good. She can help us pack get your coat dear. We're leaving what even I don't leave
When did you decide this shortly after arriving?
I'm sorry. No no no no that's all right. I need to go anyway
But remember dear if you should ever need me happiness. It's just a teardrop away
Thanks, but we've got all the happiness. We need happy happy happy so I see
Let's go Kyle
Very nice Shrek what I told you coming here was a bad idea
You could have at least tried to get along with my father. You know somehow
I don't think I was gonna get daddy's blessing even if I did want it
Well, do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what I wanted sure do you want me to pack for you?
You're unbelievable
God say it like an ogre well, here's a news flash for you whether your parents like it or not I am an ogre
And guess what princess that's not about to change
I've made changes for you Shrek think about that
It's real smooth Shrek I'm an ogre
I'm an ogre
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I knew this would happen
You should you started it
I can hardly believe that Lirio I mean really he's the ogre not me
I think Harold you're taking this a little too personally this is Fiona's choice
Yes but she was supposed to choose the prince we picked out for her
I mean you expect me to give my blessings to this this thing
Fiona does and she'll never forgive you if you don't
I don't want to lose our daughter again Harold
You act as if love is totally predictable
Don't you remember when we were young and oh we used to walk down by the lily pond
They were in bloom
Our first kiss
It's not the same I don't think you realize that our daughter has married a monster
Oh stop being such a drama king
Fine fine pretend there's nothing wrong
La dee da dee da dee da isn't it all wonderful
I'd like to know how you can get any worse
Hello Harold
What happened?
Nothing nothing Janus the old crusade wound playing up a bit
I'll just stretch it out here for a while
You better get in we need to talk
Actually fairy godmother just off to bed already taken my pills
They tend to make me drowsy so how about we make this a quick visit
What what oh hello
So what's new?
You remember my son Prince Charming
Charming oh is that you my gosh it's been years
When when when did you get back?
Oh about five minutes ago actually after I endured blistering winds scorching desert
I climbed to the highest room in the tallest tower
Mummy can handle this
He endures blistering winds and scorching desert
He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower
And what does he find?
Some gender confused wolf telling him that his princess is already married
I mean it wasn't my fault he didn't get there in time
Stop the car
Harold
You force me to do something I really don't want to do
Where are we?
Well hi there welcome to Friar's Fat Boy may I take your order?
My diet is ruined I hope you're happy
Okay two Renaissance wraps no mayo chili rings
I'll have the medieval meal
Yeah one medieval meal and Harold curly fries
No no thank you
Sourdough soft taco then what do you want?
No really I'm fine
Your order fairy godmother
And this comes with medieval meal
Hey you idea
You see we made a deal Harold and I assume you don't want me to go back on my part
Indeed not
So Fiona and Charming will be together
Yes
Oh believe me Harold it's what's best not only for your daughter
But for your kingdom
What am I supposed to do about it?
Use your imagination
Come on in your majesty
I like my town
With a little drop of poison
Excuse me
Do I know you?
No you must be mistaking me for someone else
Excuse me I'm looking for the ugly stepsister
Ah there you are right
You see I need to have someone taken care of
Who's the guy?
He's not a guy
He's not a guy per se
He's a logan
Hey buddy let me clue you in
There's only one fella who can handle a job like that and frankly he don't like to be disturbed
Where could I find him?
Hello
Who dares enter my room?
Sorry I hope I'm not interrupting but I'm told you're the one to talk
To about an ogre problem?
You're told correct but for this I charge a great deal of money
Would this be enough?
You have engaged my valuable services your majesty
Just tell me where I can find this ogre
Everyone said I'm getting down too low
Everyone said you just gotta let it go
You just gotta let it go
I need some sleep time to put the old horse down
I'm in too deep and the wheels keep spinning round
Everyone said you just gotta let it go
Dear Knight I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude
Dear Diary Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow but dad says I can't go
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Dad says I'm going away for a while
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Mom says that when I'm old enough my handsome prince charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family
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Sorry I hope I'm not interrupting anything
No no no I was just reading a scary book
I was hoping you'd let me apologize for my despicable behaviour earlier
Okay
I don't know what came over me
Do you suppose we could just pretend it never happened and start over
Look your majesty
Please call me dad
Dad we both acted like ogres
Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other
Excellent idea I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt little father son time
I know it would mean the world to Fiona
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We followed the king's instructions exactly
What did he say?
Head to the deepest, darkest part of the woods
Pass the sinister trees with those scary-looking branches
Check
Yeah, and there's that bush that's shaped like Shirley Bassey
We passed that bush three times already
Hey, you were the one that said you didn't want to stop and get directions
Oh, great
My one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad
And I end up lost in the woods with you
All right, you don't have to get all huffy with me
I'm only trying to help
I know
I'm sorry, all right?
Hey, don't worry about it
I just really need to make things work with this guy
Yeah, sure. Now let's go bond with daddy
Well, well, well, Donkey
I know it was kind of a tender moment back there
But the purring?
What are you talking about? I ain't purring
Oh, sure
What's next? A hug?
Hey, Shrek, donkeys don't purr
You think I asked what kind of...
Ha ha! Fear me if you dare
Hey, look, a little cat
Look out, Shrek, he got a piece
It's a cat, Donkey
Come here, little kitty, kitty, kitty
Come on, kitty
Come here, little kitty
Hold on, Shrek, I'm coming
Come on, get it off
Get it off
Look out, Shrek
Get it off
Hold still, Shrek
Hold still
Did I miss?
No
You got them
Now ye auger, pray for mercy from...
Puss in boots
I'll kill that cat
Edible
That is nasty
What do you reckon we should do with him?
I say we take the sword and neuter him right here
Give him the barbaca treatment
Oh, Mother Noble, please, I implore you
It was nothing personal, Signor
I was doing it only for my family
My mother, she's sick and my father lives off their garbage
The King offered me magic gold and I have a litter of brothers
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Fiona's father paid you to do this?
The rich king? Is he?
Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing
Aw, come on, Shrek, don't feel bad
Almost everybody at me, she wants to kill you
Gee, thanks
Maybe Fiona would have been better off if I were some sort of prince charming
Gee, that's what the King said
Oh, sorry, I thought that question was directed at me
Shrek
Fiona knows you'd do anything for
Well, it's not like I wouldn't change if I could
I just... I just wish I could make her happy
Hold the phone
Happiness
A teardrop away
Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you
Aw, man, where do I begin?
Well, first it was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans
I ain't never got over that
Then this fool went off and had a party
And he had all the guests trying to pin a tail on me
Then they all got drunk and started beating me with a stick going
Pinata, pinata! What is a pinata, anyway?
No, Donkey, I need you to cry
Yeah, well, don't go projecting on me
I know you're feeling bad, but you gotta let your own...
No! You little hairy little licking sack of...
What? Is it on? Is it on?
This is Fairy Godmother
I'm either away from my desk or with a client
But if you come by the office, we'll be glad to make you a personal appointment
Have a happy ever after
Oh...
Are you up for a little quest, Donkey?
All right, that's more like it
Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure
Ain't no stopping us now
Woo! Stop, Ugger!
I have misjudged you
Join the club, we've got jackets
On my honor, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life
And you have spared me mine
I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken
Let's go, Shrek!
Shrek?
Shrek!
Oh, come on, Donkey, look at him
In his wee little boots
You know, how many cats can wear boots?
Honestly, let's keep him
Say what?
Oh, listen, he's purring
Oh, and so now it's cute
Oh, come on, Donkey, lighten up
Lighten up? Oh, I should lighten up
Look who's telling who to lighten up
Shrek!
Shrek?
Well, they're both festive, aren't they?
What do you think, Harold?
Um, yes, yes, fine, fine
Ah, try to at least pretend that you're interested in your daughter's wedding ball
Honestly, Lillian, I don't think it really matters
How do we know there's even going to be a ball?
Mom, Dad!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Mom, Dad!
Oh, hello, dear
What's that, Cedric? Right, coming!
Mom, have you seen Shrek?
I haven't
You should ask your father
Be sure and use small words, dear
He's a little slow this morning
Can I help you, Your Majesty?
Ah, yes, um...
Mmm, exquisite
What do you call this dish?
That would be the dog's breakfast, Your Majesty
Ah, yes, very good, then
Carry on, Cedric
Dad, have you seen Shrek?
No, I haven't, dear
I'm sure he just went off to look for a nice mud hole to cool down in
After your little spat last night
Oh, you heard that, huh?
Darling, the whole kingdom heard you
I mean, after all, it is in his nature to be, well, a bit of a brute
Him?
You know, you didn't exactly roll out the welcome wagon
Well, what did you expect?
I mean, look at what he's done to you
Ah, Shrek loves me for who I am
I would think you'd be happy for me
Darling, I'm just thinking about what's best for you
Maybe you should do the same
He's not relaxed at all, Your Majesty
He's not...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Really?
Oh, no, that's the old keepler's place
Let's just back away slowly
That's the fairy godmother's courage
She's the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom
Then why don't we pop in there for a spell?
Spell?
Nice to meet you, love
Hi, I'm here to see the...
The fairy godmother
I'm sorry, she's not in
Jerome, copy an amonti Cristo, now!
Oh, yes, fairy godmother, right away
Look, she's not seeing any client today, okay?
That's okay, buddy, we're from the Union
The Union?
We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign
Oh, all right
Are you feeling at all degraded or repressed?
Uh, a little
We don't even have dental
They don't even have dental
Okay, we're just gonna have a look around
Oh, by the way, I think it'd be better if the fairy godmother didn't know we were here
You know what I'm saying?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Stop it
Go right in
A drop of desire
Oh, naughty
A pinch of passion
And just a hint of lust
Excuse me
Sorry to barge in like this, but...
What in Grim's name are you doing here?
Well, it seems that...
I'm not sure
What in Grim's name are you doing here?
Well, it seems that Fiona's not exactly happy
Oh, there's some question as to why that is
Well, let's explore that, shall we?
Ah, pee-pee-pee-pee-pee, Princess Cinderella
There we are, lived happily ever after
Oh, no ogres
Let's see, Snow White, a handsome prince
Oh, no ogres
Sleeping Beauty, oh, no ogres
Hansel and Gretel, no
Thumbelina, no
The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman
No, no, no, no, no
You see, ogres don't live happily ever after
All right, look, lady
Don't you point those dirty green sausages at me
Monte Cristo and coffee
Oh, sorry
Oh, that's okay
We were just leaving
Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother
Just go
Come on, guys
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This Thanksgiving
Show me those flipping feet
Don't miss America's number one movie
What you waiting for?
You like it, you want it, I got it
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Now playing in theaters at IMAX
What are you? Decoration?
No, I'm a package
Gifts, actually
So why are you up on the porch?
Well, if you have to know, Mrs. Johnson's very busy
So she put me out here
Earth's the package, that porch is not the post office
Oh, contraire
My plastic friend
That's fine, that's fine, whatever
Hey, go, my place is here
With the snow people
Even during the holidays
The post office comes to you with free package pickup
Ralphie, what would you like this year?
I want a Motorola C139
With texting games and graphics
No, you'll run the bill up
It was the classic parent cell phone block
No, run the bill up
My only hope was to go straight to the source and ask him myself
I want a Motorola C139
With texting games and graphics
You'll run the bill up, kid
Ho, ho, ho
Haven't they heard of GoPhone from Singular?
Where you can pick your plan or pay as you go
With no surprise bills
Solving the parent-kid cell phone conundrum
Raising the bar
This holiday, give them what they like
The Macy's Gift Card
Don't miss Lassie and her all new feature film
We haven't had so much fun in a long time
The best Lassie movie since the first classic film
We both grew up watching Lassie and it was so great