It's Melrose Party Time.
Be at the Impey to watch Melrose on the big screen,
answer Channel 10's trivia question,
and you could win weekends for two at Sanctuary Resort.
Join the party.
Twelve bucks get you beverages and all the Eagle Boys' pizza you can eat.
The Impey's Melrose Party.
It's a range.
You two characters are going to Top Gun.
Rock and roll!
Every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe.
It's a wild card.
Mine's about to see through his pants.
Tell him to land that plane.
That's an orgy.
You can't see a spoon in there, son.
Keep sending him up.
I'm a fire one. I am goddamn good and ready.
You're a hell of an instinctive pilot.
Maybe two.
So you're the one.
Disparity.
Tom Cruise, E.R.'s Anthony Edwards, and Val Kilmer.
God help us.
Top Gun.
A 30-month day on 10.
Mitsubishi Magnum.
Use up your life with Canton.
Let's CD Wardrobes custom design a wardrobe for your needs.
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is fully adjustable, and comes with a 10-year guarantee.
They can design anything from walk-in robes or something for the kids' room.
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Monday Jim Brown sails to Tasmania, where the maritime traditions never die.
As you can see, the quality of the workmanship is pretty good.
Peter Werriff gives tips on how to hitch and tow safely.
Keep the trailer level and flat at all times.
Lynne Talbot dispenses some good advice on safety with medicines, while Tonya Todman meets
an accomplished artist who paints on stone.
I've been doing it for about 45 years.
And Ian Hewitzen takes to the mountains, where he cooks his famous one-pot chowder.
This is one of my own personal favorites.
Healthy, wealthy, and wise.
7.30 Monday.
Oh, Marcello, I will never forget the night when we first met.
Chicken cacciatore with ragoletto.
How could I forget?
The fire.
The mushrooms.
The music.
The garlic.
I've never known such passion.
I've never seen anyone do that with ragoletto before.
Oh, Marcello, is this the end?
No, it's not the end.
It's the end.
It's the end.
It's the end.
It's the end.
No, it's not the end.
No, mi bella.
I still have half a jar.
Signorina.
In India, the red dot that women wear on their forehead has spiritual significance.
It is to remind each and every mother when shopping not to forget the strawberry frouche.
Frouche.
Get it, India.
Good morning, sir.
Can you tell us what happened here?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Can you tell us what happened here?
Come through here.
Nothing, mate.
Nothing.
No, no, no, no.
We don't handle it.
Is Gerry having any firearms on the front?
Has this happened before really?
Well, look I told you, don't tell them anything!
No, Gerry's going to have to be arrested tonight.
All right, mate?
I said, don't do this!
Don't live with the fear of domestic violence.
Police want to help.
The sooner you call us, the sooner we can help you.
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$279 our Sanyo Bread Baker is packaged with free bread mix
$259 Sanyo Microwaves with free willow ware
$189 is the deal on Sanyo Easy Glide Vacuum Cleaners
Pick up a catalogue
And $379 is a better Sanyo Sound System with CD and Dual Cassette
And our Sanyo Combination Fax Phone is tax free to primary producers
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It's Optus World's first birthday
and Optus customers can share in up to a total of 1 million minutes of free phone calls
With great deals like this Nokia 100 Analog for just $149
you can communicate and celebrate with us
Kitchens, Kitchens, Kitchens, Knobby Kitchens
The complete range of Tiffany Kitchens from an incredibly low $2,990
This kitchen $2,990 plus a free TV
but only from Knobby Kitchens
Warhope and Armidale open 6 days
Always as a little kid I just had to be the fastest
That sort of shapes you for the future
I guess I have a philosophy of bite off more than you can chew
then chew like hell
Because you are challenging the laws of physics
if you don't have the integrity to go along with new ideas
you're going to have a lot of problems
A lot of people ask the question, why a Volvo?
and it'd be fair to expect it's going to surprise a lot of people
You too can bite off more than you can chew
and test drive a Volvo 850 from Woodley's Motors
Some movies are very powerful
We're making out during Schindler's List
I was moving on her like the Stormtroopers into Poland
How could you do such a thing?
No
Seven of Her Quick Nights, Seinfeld
The more offensive spectacle I cannot recall
Before you consider buying the new Mitsubishi Magna
you might like to take a nice long look at one
Please consider the new Mitsubishi Magna
Amazing new Fergie photos
Hazel Hawke moves back to the suburbs
Stars tell of their horror eating disorders
Win $10,000 in our Baby of the Year competition
For Women's Weekend
For Women Who Want It All
Ladies and Gentlemen
Hi, I'm Tonya Toddman
Take a look at this, the new Janome Memorycraft 9000
It's three machines in one
It sews, does professional embroidery, even patchwork and quilting
and it's so easy to use
The touch screen shows you how
Choose a design, press start
It's that simple
Bring your sewing to life with the Memorycraft 9000
It's so easy with Janome
Buy before Mother's Day and receive this fantastic bonus pack
valued at over $500
Memorycraft
Looks like another $3 million jackpot this Tuesday
Oslotta, every winner's a big winner
Exotic
Peaceful
Relaxing
Romantic
Whatever the word, it's really not enough to describe the feeling
that is the Santa Fe Bed and Breakfast Coffs Harbour
Don't lay back and dream, do it
The Santa Fe
Resort style surroundings without the crowds
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Here comes that Domino's taste
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Give us a call and we're on our way
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I just accepted that my pad would scrunch up when I moved around
which meant I never felt properly protected
but Whisper's great new double ply protection changed all that
The new dry weave top sheet is bonded to the core
so even when the pad gets bunched up
it goes back into shape and continues to absorb
keeping me dry
I feel more protected than ever
New Whisper with double ply protection
It's cleaner, it's drier and now protects even better
Tuesday nights a bitch
Melrose Place 8.30 Tuesday
Guess who has a better home loan than anyone else in Australia
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Get into hot entertainment at your local hotel
It's Disco Request Night Friday and Saturday at the Commercial Now Bride
Wednesday and Thursday get along to the Australian Hotel's Pool Comp
Friday Hot Rock and Roll with full bore
Saturday it's a free pool and free jukebox night
at the pub that just does
Thursday from Newcastle Midway
The Axemen are back Friday
Saturday don't miss Newcastle's hottest cover band
1-800 featuring Steve Fuller on drums
Sunday new to the impies, Sons of Ra
For a Tuesday night rage get along to the impies Melrose Party
12 bucks gets you drinks and all the Eagle Boys pizza you can eat
Plus there are great prizes to be won including weekend escapes at Sanctuary Resort
It's a pool comp night Thursday at the Newey
Friday Newcastle's 1-800 and Saturday Sons of Ra
And at the Regal Thursday don't miss Mike Brady
Friday Top Gun of the band Remedy and Saturday GJ's Disco
The Pubgig Guide is brought to you by V Promotions and Channel 10
Entertaining the North West
Cattlemen, are your steers making a $1.70 per kilogram live weight?
Wagyu Cross Steers do because of their marbling and meat quality essential for the expanding V3 grade Japanese market
Sumo Pastoral Company will offer the first major draft of purebred Wagyu balls in Australia
Also for sale are purebred Wagyu calves and pregnancies
And 250 Angus cows in calf to Wagyu
Don't miss this opportunity
Be at the Roma Salyards Queensland Friday 3 May at 1pm
This is giant Parramatta grass
Each year it produces millions of seeds which spread like wildfire
Choking pastures, starving livestock, destroying ovals, parks views, slashing profits
But the future isn't all black
The Department of Agriculture, your local council, NORCO, PRIMAC, your CRT local bloke and many others will help you fight it
Pick up a leaflet and join the fight because together we can beat this damn thing
The new V6 Mitsubishi Magna can leap from 0 to 100 in a mere 8.2 seconds
But when it comes to your test drive, we prefer you to take as much time as you like
Please consider the new Mitsubishi Magna
What is Sophie star Melissa George's romantic secret?
No idea
Who were the girls at Hincha's wild party and what went on?
No idea
Has Danny Minogue gone too far with her new curves?
No idea
Is Winona Ryder two-timing her super rich lover?
Find out in this week's new idea, out now, because without new ideas
No idea what you're missing
New Organics Lite contains glucosil which penetrates your hair from root to tip
For hair that shines with health, New Organics Lite with glucosil, the difference is clear
HCF is proud to announce a revolutionary new health insurance package just for families
It's called Family Care and at $115 a month it'll fit your family and your budget
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What's on your roof today? You could be drinking tomorrow
Pure Rain Tank Cleaners can remove potentially dangerous tank sludge as recommended by health authorities
How clean and safe is your tank water? For little waste and better taste, call Pure Rain Tank Cleaners today
G'day, I've been hanging around this magnificent new perfumed home in the beautiful Mount Falcon estate like a scarecrow
waiting for you to come and visit on Saturdays and Sundays between 1 and 3
But if you haven't got your receipts in by 4pm on Friday May 10, you'll be hanging around like a scarecrow wondering whether you could have been the lucky winner
Don't wait for the last minute, get your receipts, fill in your deposit slips and get them in now or you won't have a chance of winning
Some say it's lucky to be pooped on by a bird
Max is a little desperate. Just you and the computer. And that's supposed to be fun? But she'll try anything once
You're willing to date a complete stranger based on his typing ability? And now she's finally found a real man
You're wearing pumps. You can't get past that, huh?
Picket Fences, 9.30 Tuesday
The Phillips Filterline Kettle
Let's make things better
Now you can help protect your clothes so they keep on feeling like new
New Ultra Fab Total gives you the clean you demand
The proven conditioning system works deep down to nourish and protect
You can really feel the difference and see it
Colours stay vibrant and its unique combination of ingredients even helps prevent pilling
So now one detergent system does it all
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You better think, think, think about what you're trying to do to me
Oh, I think, think, think that your mind gonna let something free
Lotto's jackpotted this Monday to two million dollars with another million on Thursday
That's a three million dollar week
If you're on the ball, you'll get your injury in
The money will certainly put some bounce back into your life
Freedom, give me freedom
Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom
Uh oh, he's gonna do some serious scrubbing again
Oh no, all that constant pressure
Ouch
Wait, it's not the same brush
Colgate Flexible
Wow, that feels better than you
That flexible handle really absorbs the pressure on my teeth and gums
And it's got the diamond shaped head
That feels cleaner
Let's have a bite to celebrate
Colgate Flexible for a more comfortable clean
What's got into four?
He just rolled over, threw off the covers and took me
He took you?
Or more importantly, what's got into Jamie?
I may be pregnant
Could this be the start of something, Dick?
How come?
Mad about you, 8 o'clock Tuesday
I wash, I get pimples
Don't eat chocolate, I get pimples
I drink heaps of water, I get pimples
I don't eat junk food, I get pimples
I get pimples
I get pimples
I get pimples
I get clearance, I wash
I get less gum
Clearasil Daily Face Wash
It clears away 20, 35, up to 70% of the oil that clogs pores where pimples start
And fights surface bacteria for up to 12 hours
Wow, this is huge
Clearasil Daily Face Wash
It's a real prevention invention
Do your face right
Use it
Banner Electrical Discounted Package Deals
$179, we're packaging Panasonic barrel vacuum cleaners with a ticket winning chance to the Atlanta Games
$299 is the deal on Panasonic lightweight cordless phones
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Discounted Panasonic combination phone, fax, answer machines are available tax free
And we're discounting Panasonic big screen stereo TVs
Panasonic's the name for the Atlanta Games
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For honesty and integrity
For cars with class it's Bellbury
A passion for quality
It's Bellbury for me
At Bellbury Motors when you buy a car it's 2 years 40,000km free service on new cars
A free 3 years 60,000km warranty on used cars
Free car spars forever on all new cars
A customer lounge with free VIP facilities and a free shuttle service
A passion for quality
It's Bellbury for me
A moment of truth
Laura, don't be such a suck up
Sir Rudolph despises suck ups
Actually, I really rather enjoy it
7.30 Tuesday, The Naked Truth
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$79, Telstra answer machines with call screening and one touch operation discounted
$110, Philips stainless steel cordless kettles, a better buy
$5.99 is the deal on powerful Akai mini systems with remote and 3Dish CD player
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We're discounting Breville Cast Iron Country Kitchens $139 with free CDs
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You can get it walking on fire
You can get it at a funeral pyre
You can get it worshipping a cow
As a matter of fact, I've got it now in 11 fruity flavours
Froosh! Get it India!
Harvey Norman had hundreds of great Mother's Day gift ideas
Here are just a few
The large Singer steam iron press will lighten her load $329
Buy the Vidal Cisurn 1200 watt hairdryer with five rollers and we'll give you a bonus mousse, $69
The Philips Lady Shave Aqua Wet and Dry Rechargeable Shaver, $99 with a bonus nail care set
We have a Remington Footspa with Pummer Stone for a low $59
When it comes to great gift ideas for your mum, come to Harvey Norman
Hey you want it? We got it
At Harvey Norman
Country Bakes started out in my hometown around 100 years ago
And I'm pleased to say that not only is it one of the few bakeries that's still wholly Australian owned
It's also got the best taste by a country man
New soft touch jeans from Jeans West
So comfortable you'll forget you're wearing them
You know she was taken
She's one
One what?
One of us
But you never knew why or by whom
You have the mark don't you?
The revelation will blow you away
The thing they put in the train, it was alive
UX Files, 8.30 Wednesday
So Marcelo, did you enjoy your dinner with my daughter Sofia last night?
I have never had such a bolognese
It was made with this ragoletto chunk
Sissi she's a bellissima sauce
But Marcelo, I need to know your plans for the future
Well I was hoping for some more tonight
More?
But of course she's so generous
So chunky
Best of all, she's really rich
Officer training really pushes you to take responsibility
I think that I can push myself harder than I would have done before
Gives you practice and leadership skills which I don't think you otherwise get
And certainly I wouldn't have got
I'm a lot more confident
I've got administrative skills which I don't think I otherwise would have done
In Metz and Yachting you have to make decisions under pressure
And I think my army training has helped me to cope with that
One weekend a month, two weeks a year
Give yourself an edge, Army Reserve Officer
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Make nature call more often with new fibre gel
Now with a great orange taste
Fibre gel, it's a natural for good health
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$119 our family sized Breville Health Grill
With free double CD discounted
Same price, Breville's gourmet wok with spatula, steam rack and free CD
A better buy
$199 is the deal on this torrent slide out range hood
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Asko freestanding dishwashers from Europe
$11.49 while stocks last
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Got a minute?
This is the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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The number one album
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Goes one better with a special limited edition interview disc
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Only delicious magic two minute noodles
Give you this much wiggle for your giggle
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